I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

"Ah, well, what do you want Shenhu to do now?"

"Call Yaoyaoling."

"Ah? What are you doing for the demon spirit?"

"Catch the pervert."

"Hey... I'm not a pervert..."

"That's right?"

"You are right?"

"what?"

"Already in the first stage of metamorphosis? Faster than other little gods, Yuelao, you really found a treasure. You can be regarded as the fastest person in the class to enter the metamorphosis stage, right? Congratulations."

"Wait... am I not a pervert?"

"The disparity between male and female physical abnormalities has begun to appear?"

"Wait...pervert? Uncle, what kind of pervert are you talking about? Wait, I don't understand!"

"I'm not an uncle, I'm Zhong Kui. You don't even understand perverts? You have to ask Luo Feng to make up the lessons for you..."

"Uncle... don't secretly change the concept..."

Six Steps to Achieve Yuelao: Don’t Call the Elderly Uncle

"I've said it all, I'm not the uncle, I'm Zhong Kui." The man who claimed to be the ghost king Zhong Kui seriously corrected Chang Fei's words.

Chang Fei rubbed her head with one hand, was too lazy to continue to argue with the other party, and began to think about her situation: "I remember... I seem to have been taken away by my classmates, and then my whole body started to hurt, and then... Uncle, where is this?" ?”

"Call me Zhong Kui, don't call me Uncle, do I look that old?" Zhong Kui lazily reminded the young man again, leaning his hands on the back of the chair, as if using his fiercest expression, He stared at Chang Fei twice, but unfortunately, such eyes did not have a vicious look at all.

Chang Fei shrugged: "Okay, Uncle Zhong Kui, where is this place? It doesn't look like this is a school or an infirmary. What's wrong with me? Also, can you return my things to me first? Embarrassing..."

Zhong Kui didn't wait for him to finish, he waved his hands, and as if by magic, a set of clothes and a backpack appeared in his hands: "Take it, take it...I can't find your old clothes...you can temporarily Just be careful with your school uniform..."

After changing into clothes, Chang Fei noticed that the backpack and the school uniform seemed to be a set. The clothes were mainly dark blue and rococo art style. They used loose tops with lace bow ties, and quarters from the sleeves to the arms. In the third place, there is a shirt embroidered with simple college coat of arms lace on the inside, trousers are slender shorts to the knee, silk stockings and shoes with buckle loops underneath, and a more decorated set is sewn close to the waist coat...

This couldn't be more aristocratic, the point is, this doesn't seem to be the clothing style they should have in this country, right?

"Why is it Rococo clothing?" Chang Fei looked at the outfit on her body incomprehensibly, and complained about the statement that it did not match her status as a god.

"Oh? I didn't expect you to be quite traditional?" Zhong Kui raised his brows unexpectedly, reached out and handed Chang Fei's sacred wat to him. A rare smile appeared on his originally lazy expression: "Don't be too busy." Unexpectedly, you just need to keep your national persistence in your heart. After all, the school you are in still has many children who have returned from overseas. They cannot understand the cultural heritage of the ancient great country for the time being, so To cooperate with them a little bit."

"Oh... Even if it is for the so-called cooperation, we can already forget our civilization and characteristics for many years? We have now fallen into the pursuit of so-called fashion, and we have given up our own style of thousands of years of civilization and characteristics. Instead, we are working hard to develop other countries. Tsk tsk..." Changfei turned around and smiled with admiration, "Look at this costume, have you studied it seriously? If our own Han costumes have been researched and developed to the present, what will happen? What will it look like? Ancient embroidery will also create clothing that is enough to make other countries envious...?"

Zhong Kui scratched his head with one finger, and sighed: "I can see it, kid, are you teasing?"

"How dare you? Uncle Zhong Kui is the king of ghosts, right? I'm just a small and incompetent Xin Shenyue Lao." Changfei smiled brightly, making it impossible to see that he has any differences in this matter. attitude of obedience.

But it was this that made Zhong Kui scratch his head even more distressed, and shook his head again and again: "I thought that you, who got in with the highest score, were a child that no one should worry about... Sigh... Sure enough, the better the kid, the more problems you have. ……"

"Uncle, you really misunderstood, I..." Changfei put on her backpack, looked around, looked at her hands in surprise, and immediately put away the words that she was going to talk to the other party, but she was surprised by her coat and clothes There were two extra pockets, and he asked in surprise, "Is there any customization on this pocket?"

"That's right, the cloaking device and Thor's charging device... are specially prepared for troubled children like you. It seems that there is no way to add such unsightly things to our Hanfu..." Zhong Kui jokingly replied , kicked the ground with both feet, and the chair fell backwards.

Changfei jumped off the pond, stepped on the lake, and did not sink. He opened his hands to stabilize his movements, and then chased after him and said, "For Hanfu, you don't need to prepare it outside at all, just make a Qiankun pocket inside your arms." It’s fine, and many things can be stuffed into the sleeves, as long as you think about it, you can make Hanfu that you can walk on the street every day, the key is that no one is willing to do it.”

"Hey... so annoying... you are so annoying, kid... Sure enough, I shouldn't have discussed this issue with you... what happened to that old guy the month before yesterday... why did I find such a strange thing like you? It's obviously a modern Little devil who grew up in society, where did you get such a strong sense of national belonging and mission? Can we stop talking about this? Talk about something else?" Zhong Kui sighed and took out the earphones, and put them in his ears In the middle, he took out an almost dead MP3 in his hand, and moved his hand to the button. If Chang Fei insisted on this topic, he would go to listen to music, and would not continue talking with Chang Fei.

"Others? Can you?" Changfei caught up, put his hand on the back of the chair, and asked with a smile: "Then continue with the original question, uncle, where are you?"

"I'm not uncle, I'm Zhong Kui. As for what kind of place this is... The place where you just lay down is the Samsara Pool, which has the effect of taking away all disasters and helping people to be reborn, but you have already escaped from the Three Realms and Six Realms, so even if you lie down , and will not suddenly run into the stomachs of other human women, so you don't have to worry at all..."

"Oh, what happened to me before? I felt like I was going to die the moment I was taken away from the sacred wat. It's really strange." Chang Fei nodded in understanding, and then asked the second question he cared about.

Zhong Kui thought for a while, looked up at Chang Fei, and said, "I don't know if you've heard of it, but everyone who wants to become a fairy has to go through many calamities, and finally become immortal and ascend."

Chang Fei tilted his head: "What does this have to do with my situation?"

"The relationship is very important. I can tell you that the gods of our generation, the original human body has already emerged, and we exist in this world as another form of life. To use the words of scientists in this era, it is probably quantum. Materialized, mutated, and formed a brand new divine body, but your generation is different, especially you."

"Me?" Chang Fei pointed to her nose, seriously suspecting that she had heard wrong.

However, the other party nodded solemnly: "Yes, it's you. The other successors selected by the gods will be given a piece of immortal essence, or divine essence. Among them, the original human inner energy gradually approached the level of the divine essence or immortal essence of the gods, because of the assimilation of that force, and the final combination of forces burst out a force that surpassed the initial energy, attracting one's own calamity and crossing the calamity , death, can become a real god. And you..."

Zhong Kui looked at Chang Fei with a strange expression, with a sad expression on his face: "You are a complete freak, your body has no transferred Yuan power at all, but it contains the most primitive Yuan power... Shenhu is very kind to you. For the new gods of your generation, it is not only a prop to help you understand the current situation, but also to seal the power in your body that does not belong to you, and the safety mechanism for self-birth and transformation is when each of you receives power , the existence produced by that power itself, in fact, the Yuelao booklet in your hand was originally the god's wat of the previous generation Yuelao, I don't know why he handed this Yuelao booklet to you... But this It also completely sealed the power in your body..."

When Chang Fei heard this, the smile on his face subsided: "Senior Yue didn't tell me that at the beginning..."

"Actually, if you don't have the situation that appeared during the day, I'm not going to tell you, but you almost died because of the problem of not having a god's wat, so I have to tell you. The double-sided seal of the book and the god's wat, you can't bear it now because of your own overloaded power, and eventually your soul will fly away!"

Zhong Kui looked up and saw that the smile on the young man's face disappeared completely, and he had to seriously warn: "You should have experienced this kind of situation once, right? Originally, if your situation was changed to other new gods, your whole body would fester within three days. , unable to move, the moment you were taken away from the divine wat, you were only bleeding from the seven orifices, and you fell into a coma... When I checked you, I found that your body had begun to turn into a deity, that is, your human society today, the medical field The same is true for the antibody to a certain virus.”

"Oh... I see." Chang Fei didn't want to dwell on this issue any longer, or he didn't want to continue to dwell on this issue, so he changed the subject and asked, "Will the guy who stole my phone be punished?"

Zhong Kui sneered viciously when he heard the last question: "Although it was unintentional, for us, it is a serious crime for a mortal to kill a god. The reason is that he didn't treat you out of malice at all, and some gods would send him down three times." The bad luck of the day, if he can persevere, it can be regarded as a good fortune for his future, if he can't persevere, he has already received the punishment he should pay."

"Bad luck... what kind of bad luck..." Chang Fei smiled wickedly, Zhong Kui frowned and shook his head again and again, "I don't know what the predecessor Yue Lao was thinking... to find someone like you The kid is the old man of the moon... I even wonder if you will be wiped out before you complete the mission..."

"Oh, yes, there is another question! Will he be obliterated if he fails to complete the task?" Chang Fei immediately asked, thinking of the key person who was related to his life and death.

"Of course I will die, and it's not an ordinary death. It will be a very miserable death... The soul will also fall into the animal realm. Ten lives and ten lives will experience the short lives of other creatures in order to repay the good life of the first life. , if one doesn't play well...you can't even drink Mengpo soup, go to birth with your memory, and experience various life and death..."

"Uncle, you scare me..." Changfei's back shivered, "You scared me so badly..."

"So... don't call me uncle, I'm Zhong Kui, if you call me uncle again, after you are obliterated, I will let you know what uncle's revenge is..." Zhong Kui pressed Chang Fei's head and pulled him from his body. Back off the chair.

"Revenge... so uncle really cares about being called uncle... I understand..." The moment Chang Fei let go, he remembered another truth.

Seven Chapters of Achievement of Yuelao: Avalokitesvara’s words are too profound

Chang Fei stared blankly at the white ceiling, a little bit unaware of what it is now, subconsciously murmured: "I...is sick?"

"Yeah, the insanity has to be cured!" An unhappy complaint brought Chang Fei back from the trance state before.

Chang Fei sat up abruptly, and then remembered what happened not long ago, because the god's wat was snatched by Le Zhengchu's loyalists, which caused an explosion of primitive power in his body, which was estimated to be more primitive than the energy of ordinary gods, and almost committed suicide. It was terrible !so horrible!

As a result, a beautiful woman comparable to Luoshen came to help him halfway, which is really good.

But when I woke up, it seemed that I was lying on the red fruit in the Samsara Pool, and I was really frightened.

In particular, I also met a strange man who told me a little bit about the bizarre things that happened to me, but... what made him very, very dissatisfied was... why the student uniforms are rococo?He is the man who wants to become a Chinese god!Although the current physique is inexplicable, it can be said that it is difficult to achieve this goal... But!He won't give up!

"I said... can you stop clenching your fist quietly here by yourself? You don't want to say something bad about me, do you?"

The complaint again is that Chang Fei was given the plan to indulge in his delusions, and once again brushed a sense of existence in Chang Fei's ear with special care.

Chang Fei finally looked towards the other party, with a familiar lazy look, this time wearing a white coat, with a cigarette in his mouth, within one meter of him, there was already a lot of smoke, he was really a fairy... What a ghost!

Chang Fei jumped up directly from the bed: "Zhong Kui...Senior! Why did you change the scene midway?"

"You thought you were playing football and changed the field halfway? You just used teleportation to return to the human world. Generally, this is the only place that is connected to my ghost domain. If you accidentally break into it I might be taken to some terrifying alien space~" Zhong Kui joked.

As soon as Chang Fei heard it, he immediately thought seriously: "Dimensions of different dimensions? Is it a terrifying place with thirteen steps in the Seven Wonders of the Campus? It seems that we can use it... Hey~"

"Little ghost, I suggest that you don't have any strange thoughts, especially the thirteen steps you mentioned, that is the territory of another god, so don't mess around, lest you suffer." Chang Fei smirked , Zhong Kui immediately kindly reminded him.

Chang Fei immediately restrained her smile, and said solemnly: "If I accidentally lead someone in, I can't be blamed."

"You tell me now, when I find out that a student in your class is missing, I promise to make a big mistake for you." Zhong Kui warned seriously, and immediately turned off Chang Fei: "Hey... Zhong Kui... Teacher, Wouldn’t it be unfair to me if it wasn’t my fault and you would also give me a major demerit? You must treat students equally!”

"Who wants to treat the little devil who can call others uncle casually, and change his address casually at this time... At least you should fix the address for me first..." Zhong Kui looked lazily at the bed with a cigarette in his mouth. The student shook his head slightly: "The current students are exactly the same... so easy to be irrational, and so rude... I don't know how the predecessor Yue Lao taught..."

"My ex-Yuelao only said a word to me and then left me and left..." Changfei was also stymied by the other party's casual attitude, "Mr. Zhong Kui, I really doubt that I have been talking to you for a long time. Can I still live like a teenager..."

"You've become a fairy, and you still want to live like a young man?" Zhong Kui looked at Chang Fei, as if this was the first time he knew this young man.

Chang Fei couldn't help curling her lips, and sighed: "Sure enough, do you all have the same thoughts? So in fact, you all think that gender is not important, immortality and so on don't need to know any friends, and even money doesn't matter. important?"

"Who said that?" Zhong Kui took a deep breath of the cigarette, stretched out his hand to snuff out the cigarette butt and threw it into the trash can, staring at the sleepy eyes that seemed to be completely awake, and sighed: "Even if you are a god, money is very important." ... Otherwise, where can I buy cigarettes to smoke? Do you know how much a pack of slightly better cigarettes costs now..."

"Ahh... I understand, please don't spray second-hand nicotine on my face, I'm just a 14-year-old kid, okay?" , Immortals are definitely not pure and noble existences. These guys also have emotions, so they can't be speculated by common sense at all...

Shaking her head with an expression of "Ah~ disillusioned", Chang Fei has already opened the window, stepped on it and is about to jump off.

"Hey, hey... kid, even if you become disillusioned with the gods, you don't have to jump down, do you? Don't you know that you won't die if you jump down, and it will only cause me more trouble?" Seeing Chang Fei's actions, Zhong Kui seemed to have no intention of moving. No, I lit another cigarette for myself, completely watching Changfei jump.

Chang Fei didn't care whether the other party really cared about this question, and he answered calmly: "I didn't jump off the building, I'm going home to digest the news I learned today, and sleep by the way."

"Can't you go down the stairs?" Zhong Kui smiled. He seemed to like the other person's personality a little. Before Chang Fei was about to jump down, he reminded him again: "But is it really okay for you to be so leisurely? It's ready to start at twelve o'clock. You've already missed several classes, if you skip class today, you probably will become the first character of this year who will be wiped out by the system because you don't have common sense knowledge, right?"

"Eh?" Chang Fei was taken aback, then turned around, but what greeted him was a giant brush and Zhong Kui's words: "Oh, sorry, I forgot, today's meeting place is downstairs supernormal, you It’s okay to just jump down like this.”

"Hey...wait...wait! Don't bring such a cheat!" Changfei was cheated, this is his most real feeling, since he was a kid, he cheated too many people and too many small animals, so is this retribution now? ...Ah...to be able to see stars in the sky today...it's so beautiful...I'm about to fall like this...it hurts just thinking about it!

"Are you okay, classmate?" However, her body was gently dragged up by something, and she was limp, as if she was lying on cotton. Chang Fei couldn't help but yawned loudly, and looked down——Yun ?Wait, is this a lotus?Lotus seat?The lotus seat is so soft?

Looking back, Chang Fei saw a woman...a man?Is it male?It's a man, right?No matter how you look at it, it feels like a woman...but why...

At the bottom, there is a young man who is about 20 years old. He has a very loving expression. His face can no longer be described as beautiful or handsome in the usual way of ordinary people. It should be said... this treasure solemn?

This young man seems to be full of compassion and ethereal feeling. In terms of feeling alone, his appearance is very upright, and his delicate eyebrows have a peaceful expression without any emotional fluctuations. Just looking at it makes people feel refreshed. peaceful.

He is tall and tall, he can definitely be regarded as a first-class model, with long and powerful hands and feet, a flat chest, wearing an orthodox rococo art-style academic uniform, and he is raising his hands. Before Chang Fei could react, he reached out to catch it. juvenile.

ah...uh...

The moment he was caught, Chang Fei didn't know how to express his feelings anymore. Now he seemed...to be lifted up. He seemed to have never experienced the feeling of being held high since he was a child.

No, no, this is not the key question, the key is, why are there so many boys and girls around the same age behind this elder brother? !And... all of them are either too handsome, or so beautiful that they blinded his old age!

"You...are Yuelao, right?" A very friendly voice came from the mouth of the young man who was holding Changfei, and Changfei nodded with eyes closed.

The other party couldn't help chuckling: "Don't be afraid, this is your classmate, and I am the head teacher of your new class of theological students, Guanshiyin."

"Avalokitesvara...couldn't be that Avalokitesvara?" Changfei gradually came to his senses and asked in a daze.

Avalokitesvara put down Changfei and asked with a smile, "Which Avalokitesvara are you talking about?"

"Which one tricked Sun Wukong into wearing the golden hoop?" Chang Fei said, hiding back.

"It's not that I tricked him into wearing it, but that Poor Monkey put it on voluntarily. He is willing to give up some of the things he cares about most for some things... Maybe this is the last thing he wants to think about in his life. After all, ...If that Yuelao didn't order the mandarin ducks at that time, maybe the things that happened to the monkeys later would not have happened, right?"

"Huh? Teacher Guanshiyin means...the reason Sun Dasheng wears the golden hoop is actually because of Yuelao?" Changfei was dumbfounded, he had never heard of such a thing.

Avalokitesvara looked up at the sky and smiled: "Sometimes what Yuelao wants to do is not necessarily to match a couple, sometimes you Yuelao... just to make people realize, let people understand, let people let go, you have to remember, Sometimes, even if you don't complete the task as suggested by the divine wat, as long as you meet certain conditions, you will be recognized."

"To a certain extent..." Chang Fei was a little confused, he really didn't understand this kind of thing.

Avalokitesvara glanced at the youngest child among all his students, and couldn't help showing a smile on his face: "With your understanding, you may be able to comprehend before you are wiped out, every task of the system , I don’t want to challenge your limits, some system tasks are predestined by God, if you don’t discover the secrets and comprehend the truth of them... that can only mean that you don’t It is suitable to become a god, it is better to experience this world again..."

The corners of Chang Fei's mouth twitched when he heard it, and there was only one thought in his mind: As expected of Avalokitesvara... The way it is said is profound and difficult to understand...

Eight Steps to Achieve Yuelao: So Yuelao is so great?

Chang Fei, who once again experienced life and death because of Shenhu, was kicked down from the infirmary by the ghost king Zhong Kui, and the Guanyin master who caught him told him a big truth that he couldn't understand at all.

Bewildered and put down by Avalokitesvara, Chang Fei finally met his classmates this time. For handsome men and beautiful women, he felt that he was about to be tired of seeing too many beautiful men and women.

"Okay, students, please be quiet. Since this is Chang Fei's first time in class, please allow me to briefly introduce this child." Avalokitesvara clapped her hands, waited for the whispering voice to quiet down, and then said with a smile : "Chang Fei, 14 years old this year, was admitted to our college as the No. There is no one, the god is Yuelao, but please don't think that Yuelao is a character that can be dealt with casually. Students, please remember that among us gods, the three god emperors who used to be Yuqing and Shangqing And Taiqing. Although Yuelao himself manages marriages in people's minds, for us gods, he is one of the three Qings."

"Yuqing? Shangqing? Taiqing?" Chang Fei dubiously picked out his ears, didn't he?Did he hear correctly?Could this be referring to the Sanqing?

"Master Avalokitesvara, are you joking?" Chang Fei questioned Avalokitesvara in disbelief with her almost blinking eyes.

The other party looked at him tenderly, shook his head slightly, and said, "Don't call me Master Guanyin, just call me Teacher Zhuang Hui."

"Are you also concerned about this kind of question?" Chang Fei originally listened seriously, but the other party's answer was not the question he wanted to know, so he couldn't help complaining directly.

Zhuang Hui still kept his calm and gentle expression on this, and continued: "Sometimes, for us, a title is not a simple title, but a symbol of the first time we came to this world. The value of the existence of this body obtained by one. Therefore, we all value names more than humans, and I hope you will do the same in the future."

"What you said is really too advanced, I don't understand..." Changfei's head is full of black lines, this kind of thing is fine, now there are people who change their names everywhere, and the names don't seem to be worth embarrassing at all. A place that people value exists.

Zhuang Hui just smiled: "I don't understand now, it doesn't matter, you just need to remember that the name is a blessing given to you by your parents, and it contains powerful spells that can save you, no matter how unacceptable the name sounds, But it can actually protect your existence."

"Okay, although I don't understand, I'll keep it in mind for now. I won't change the name. Mr. Zhuang Hui, can you continue to talk about Sanqing?" Chang Fei thought carefully while rubbing her chin and tilting her head. Think, can't figure it out, but Zhuang Hui said it so solemnly, he can only keep it in his head first, and figure it out when he waits.

Zhuang Hui looked into Chang Fei's eyes and nodded slightly in agreement: "You are a child with great wisdom. Indeed, it is good to remember if you don't understand now. Today I will talk to your classmates about Sanqing Bar?"

As he spoke, he sat cross-legged on the lotus seat, and somehow a small bottle appeared in his hand. With a slight wave, futons appeared in front of the students, and three futons appeared in the front. Zhuang Hui stretched out his hand to signal: "Chang Fei, will you make that second futon?"

Reminiscent of Yue Lao being one of the three Qings mentioned earlier, Chang Fei was not polite and made it on the futon in the middle, but...the two beside him were empty, which made him feel a little fussy.

Zhuang Hui smiled at him, and seeing that he sat down, she smiled at the students behind and said, "Do it."

The students at the back sat down one by one, and Chang Fei noticed that there were still this group of students behind him who hadn't sat down yet, and it was really a feeling of hatred that he sat down first. !

Zhuang Hui's voice came faintly, peaceful and stable, it sounded like the melodious and long-lasting sound of an ancient Sanskrit bell, which gradually made people feel immersed: "In ancient times, there were three Qings, Yuqing, Shangqing and Taiqing. They were also People in the world call it [Empty Nature Daluo Sanqing Sanjing Sanbao Tianzun], which also refers to some fairylands, but what you know best should be their identities."