I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Stars were rising above his head, and he felt his collar being grabbed, and a pair of big hands abruptly picked him up from the ground.

Judging by the opponent's posture, I'm afraid it's inevitable to be beaten.

In this case...

Chang Fei's face became sad and distressed in an instant, tears rolled in his eye sockets, and he couldn't hold it back, they just slid down his cheeks, and he shouted aggrieved in a hoarse voice: "I've been unlucky enough in this life No, my father is not here, my mother is not here, and there are relatives trying to kill me, so I finally ran out, hiding in Tibet every day, earning money and studying by myself, wanting to get into a school to win for my mother, but I was robbed of my father's mistress My son bought No. 1, which he had worked so hard to pass the exam... His job was ruined by that guy, he didn't get his money, he was almost hit by a car, chased by a dog for no reason, and he was hungry all day. After finally getting home, I met you guys who were going to rob me... I thought that one more thing would be better than one less thing, and I gave you all my belongings, but in the end my pockets were also torn..."

The more Chang Fei talked, the more sad his expression became, and finally he sobbed and lowered his head.

Suddenly he felt a hand on the top of his head.

"Stop it!" An excited voice interrupted his continuing words.

He looked up, and saw a few big men who looked like evil spirits looking at him with tears streaming down their faces.

The man holding his head wiped a wrinkled picture of Grandpa Mao from his pocket, sniffed vigorously, and sighed: "I thought we were miserable enough, we could only live by robbery, I didn't expect you The boy is worse than us. I said that the gray patches on your body look so strange. It turns out that it is not a rich man’s fancy clothes, but mud. Take the money! Brothers don’t bully children like you! You will never be saved! The next time you encounter something, go directly to your brothers! I promise to help you get rid of that dead boy who robbed your father!"

After all, the man stood up and waved his big hands and shouted at the crowd: "Brothers! You must help this kid in any trouble in the future! Do you hear me!"

"heard it!"

Although I don't know what happened, everyone is very happy.

After shouting, they hooked their shoulders together and left laughing, completely forgetting about Changfei's existence.

Chang Fei watched them leave, and looked at the green head of Grandpa Mao in his hand. The original expression of weeping disappeared, replaced by a happy smile, and couldn't help but mutter: "Haha... I knew , Although there are people with high IQ among those with well-developed limbs, they are so well-developed that they also have muscles in their brains? It seems that I have changed my luck today.

Chang Fei straightened her clothes, and ran quickly towards the way home, but suddenly felt that her feet were empty...

"Who is so wicked to steal a manhole cover!?"

Chang Fei, who was soaked all over, returned to the [-]-square-meter rental house, and lied weakly at the window.

He thought that he must have accidentally offended some god, otherwise how could it be so miserable?But the premise is that there must be gods, ha... But how can there really be gods in this world?If there is, why not directly unify the world?interesting!

Just as he was thinking, Chang Fei raised his head to look at the sky amusedly, as if he could see if there were any gods in the sky that he would see.

But he didn't see the fairy, but he saw the shooting star.

Oh?What luck!

To be able to see a shooting star at the last moment of such an unlucky day!

Changfei smiled happily, clapped his hands, closed his eyes in a bit of bitterness, and made a wish jokingly: "Come on! Meteor, let me become a fairy! As long as I become a fairy, see if I don't beat you to death." The god who made me unlucky!"

It may be that he was beaten and fell down the well again, and his mind is not normal.In short, he made the mentally retarded wish.

Just after he said his wish, a strong wind hit his face, and the scorching air made him sweat profusely.

Looking up, a huge red-gold and fiery-red meteorite was falling towards his position!

There is no way to avoid it!

Fuck!meteor!

Changfei suddenly remembered that the meteor was originally a broom star, and it really attracted each other with his unlucky star!What a coincidence!

Under the strong light, the boy couldn't help closing his eyes, and his whole figure was submerged in the shooting stars.

The unlucky boy died at the age of 14.

End.

"Hey! Don't you want to be a god? What are you doing with your eyes closed?"

Chang Fei opened his eyes in surprise, and found that besides the ruins, there were still ruins, and it seemed that they had been ruined for thousands of years, but this is not the point, the point is that he is unscathed?Uh... it should be standing on the huge crimson meteorite without any damage, right?Although he can't feel the existence of his own body at all, but this should be real, right?There are also strange-shaped stones floating around!

And a stone beside him moved, and the strange voice heard before came from it: "Hey! Have you decided?"

"What?"

"Are you an idiot? You didn't think about what you wished for yourself? Of course you decided to become a god? In front of you are stones representing various gods. You can take whatever god you want to be, Rory What's the point of talking nonsense here? Hurry up and choose! I'm very busy! You know, I have to deal with many people's wishes. If it weren't for your special wishes, I wouldn't be bothered to show up now. In front of a stupid human child like you!"

"You're the one who is more verbose. I only said one word just now. Don't make up your own mind."

"Are you finished? Every shooting star will fulfill the wish of the first person, so you will be the first! Stop talking nonsense! Choose quickly! I'm rushing to fool the next unlucky person Woolen cloth."

"Hey, did you just say that you were unlucky?"

"No. I say lucky."

The corner of Changfei's mouth twitched. This stone is not reliable at all. However, it is rare to have the opportunity to choose carefully. Even if it is bad, it will not be so bad, right?

"Hmm..." Thinking of this, Chang Fei touched his chin, turned around, and asked the stone beside him, "I need to think about it."

"What else is there to think about? Don't you humans pay any price as long as you can become a fairy? Now there is a good opportunity to become a fairy at a cheap price. If you don't cherish it, when you lose this opportunity, you will lose it." You will regret it later. Instead of thinking about choosing a good one, you might as well cherish the opportunity to become a fairy before you miss it.

After Shitou finished speaking in one breath, he asked, "How? Hurry up and grab one at random?"

"Hmm..." Unexpectedly, Chang Fei still stroked her chin with a thoughtful expression on her face.

Shi Shi was also silent. After a long while, one of the two sides finally couldn't hold back. Shi Shi couldn't help but turned around and asked, "Have you thought about human beings?"

"Can I rule it out?" Chang Fei finally spoke, smiling harmlessly.

"You still want to exclude? You are not even a god now! You still have to pick and choose?!" Shitou couldn't believe it, and exclaimed.

But Changfei still had that smile: "It's because it's not, so I have to choose? If I don't want to, then I can only continue to think about a better result..."

"Wait!" Shitou panicked when he heard this, and hurriedly stopped him.

Chang Fei still had the same smile on his face, laughing so hard that Shi Shi wanted to hit someone: "Tell me, how do you choose?"

"Exclude those who cannot descend to the mortal world." Chang Fei said.

"Okay." The stone responded angrily, and the surrounding stones were much less.

"Exclude those who are not strong enough." Chang Fei continued.

Shi Shi was silent for a long time, but he did as he said: "Okay! Is there any problem? Hurry up and choose!"

"Exclude those who have no achievements. If I want to become a god, I hope I will become the strongest one." Chang Fei said his ultimate goal.

Shitou was stunned, and cried out: "How can you rule it out like this? In this case, it's just..."

"Eh? So it doesn't work? Then..."

"Wait! It's not impossible, don't waste my time anymore!" The stone was helpless, and after turning around, there were only five stones left in front of Changfei.

"Then, this is it?"

Chang Fei was holding a transparent stone in his hand, a stone without any brilliance. He felt that it was just like him, low-key and restrained.

The stone who spoke was silent for a moment, then laughed strangely, Jie Jie said: "...From the moment you wake up, you will be a god! Whether you regret it in the future or not, you will not Back off!"

As soon as the words fell, Chang Fei felt severe pain all over his body, especially his brain seemed to be splitting.

He fell straight into a coma.

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Shangzhi has something to say:

This is the modified Chapter 2 for the Dragon Boat Festival... What is the effect?

The third step to achieve Yuelao: a fairy as beautiful as a fairy

Chang Fei had a nightmare, a very unusual nightmare. He dreamed that he had been unlucky for the past six months, especially in the end when he saw a shooting star at his home and made a wish, but was actually hit by the shooting star!

The point is, he didn't die after the hit, he actually had a chance to become a god.

He was sure that he was definitely dreaming, how could there really be a god at this time, haha... It was definitely a lie, it was definitely a nightmare, so now must be the time to get up on your own!Where's his alarm clock?Where's his cell phone?

Forget it, it's better to sleep late today, anyway, the exam is over, the work is messed up, tired for so long... Let him sleep well...

"Son! Hold on! Don't give up! Hold on!" Someone's voice echoed in my ears and repeated.

Chang Fei listened for a long time, but in the end she was still not ready to pay attention to the other party, and fell into a deep sleep

When he woke up again, he felt like he couldn't move his whole body!

Strange...why is he wearing bandages all over his body?

Chang Fei struggled to do it. A male doctor beside him was recording something. Seeing his appearance, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold his shoulder, and said seriously: "Little sister, you were just hit by a meteorite falling from the sky. Hit, although we have completed the rescue for you, you still need to rest, by the way, your medical expenses may be relatively high, I wonder if you can contact your family and ask them to pay for the medical expenses?"

"Doctor..." Chang Fei looked up.

The doctor responded, and looked at Chang Fei lovingly: "If you need to borrow a phone, there is one at the counter in the night shift room of the inpatient department."

"No, what I want to say is..." Chang Fei wanted to wave his hand, but unfortunately he failed, his eyes were full of helplessness, "Why do you call me little sister?"

"Oh, I'm really sorry, little girl, I'm just sorry that a little girl like you would go to such a dangerous haunted building alone to play, but don't worry, as long as you call your parents, we will do our best to help you. You have plastic surgery into your favorite look!"

"Hey, hey... Doctor, you didn't answer the point at all, hey! I'm a boy!" Finally, Chang Fei couldn't help crying, and he couldn't help coughing again and again.

The doctor's expression suddenly changed: "Are you a boy?! Don't be joking, little girl. I'm your doctor in charge. When I treated your wound, I couldn't tell that you were...Huh? Isn't Taiping because of stunted growth?"

The doctor seemed to have thought of something, looked at Chang Fei's lower abdomen sympathetically, and patted his head: "It's so pitiful...It's such a bad thing at such a young age...It was hit by a meteorite directly It's gone...it's too bad..."

Chang Fei was startled. The other party's expression made him really want to check his body. He could be very optimistic, but he absolutely couldn't accept that something he had treasured for 14 years just got smashed like that!

Seeing Changfei's bandaged mummy-like hands trying to reach down on him, the doctor's sympathy deepened, and he sighed hesitantly: "If... If you feel that it is not appropriate to tell your parents What happened to you, just tell me your parents' phone number, and I will help you communicate with your parents?"

"I don't have parents, I'm an orphan." Chang Fei pouted and replied calmly.Although he wasn't sure whether his parents were still alive, he had grown up on his own since he was a child, and even if he encountered this situation, he would never feel that he should look for his parents.

The doctor's expression of sympathy changed, and he looked at Chang Fei strangely.

Chang Fei only felt that the other party's eyes were filled with a sense of valuation, as if he was a commodity.

Two days later, Changfei knew what the doctor wanted to do. The doctor wanted to buy his own organs!

Don't ask him how he knew it, in fact he didn't know how he knew it, the other party's voice was completely transmitted to his ears.

Of course, the voice was not unique to this doctor, all the voices in the entire hospital fell on his ears, but it was very strange, why did he hear some passionate words?After two days in the hospital, he felt goosebumps all over his body stand up!

It’s not that I’m scared, I’m really scared by those people who always say love, love, it’s like a dog abuse, why is the whole world full of love?Only he doesn't have any feelings?

Even the reason why the doctor wanted to buy his own organs was to treat his wife.

It's just pity him, it's been a bit miserable recently, even his identity as a man has been smashed, Chang Fei really wants to give God another middle finger.

However, he still decided that he wanted to live optimistically, to take revenge on those bastards with optimism...cough cough...hmm... just play a prank.

On the night of the third day, after the female nurse gave him an injection, Chang Fei decided to run away. He spent several hours removing the bandages on his body, and checked his body with some fear, even...even if It's because of fear, he also has to face reality one day!

However... um... Although his little Changfei is not considered a giant, he is still alive anyway?Why is it regarded as a situation where it was directly smashed?

And what about the need for plastic surgery... Are his hands and feet still in good condition?

Isn't there nothing wrong with him!It was actually put on by the doctor!Fortunately, he still wanted to send some money to that doctor to save his wife!

Chang Fei angrily decided to hack the other party's bank card, but a voice came from his ear: "Hey, it's been three days, why is your grade still zero? You can't become the most powerful god like this !"

"Huh?" Chang Fei pricked up his ears in surprise, his hands had subconsciously clenched into fists, it's not good, what did he hear just now?

His head was looking around vigilantly, and he was ready to flee, when the voice rang again: "Hello! Hello? Talk, Xinshen! I said, why is your business done so poorly? The third day Yes! Hello! Do you hear that?"

"Who?! Who's talking!" Chang Fei yelled unbearably.

"Huh? Didn't you know that your divine wat can transmit sound? Tsk... so training new gods is the most troublesome thing!" The voice complained dissatisfied.

Before Chang Fei realized what was going on, he felt a pain in his forehead, and something flew out of his forehead!

"I went to see a ghost?!" Chang Fei yelled almost reflexively.

"Little ghost! I'm not a ghost, I'm a god! No, I've retired since the day I met you! So you should call me a retired god!" In front of Chang Fei, a small transparent stone exuded a soft Guang, a white-haired woman in a red dress, with bare feet and bare shoulders, is sitting cross-legged... in the air? !

"Oh?! Beauty!" Chang Fei opened his mouth, and what he was about to curse turned into a praise in an instant.

The other party didn't even give him a chance to finish what was in his heart, so she rushed to speak. She waved her hand and said carelessly: "What's your name! I've never seen such a beautiful Yuelao. !"

"Yuelao?!" Chang Fei rubbed his chin thoughtfully, he seemed to remember... what god he could choose to be... the previous one was not a dream? !But why Yuelao!Is Yuelao strong? !Isn't it strong?

But you want to say that the other party...beautiful as a fairy?This red-clothed woman is indeed beautiful, and she still has the feeling of being otherworldly. Her eyebrows are like black ink, her lips are like cherry blossoms, her eyes are like apricots, and her eyes are double holes... Well, her nose is quite upturned, and her breasts are not like her own country. What women should have...

In particular, she is still wearing such a classic long dress. The outer layer of this red dress seems to be gauze, and the inner layer seems to be cotton towel, embroidered with a big tree and a full moon, but why is her face so red? That angry expression?The temperament is completely destroyed, there is no wood!Besides, she was already a fairy, why did she use "beautiful like a fairy" as an adjective? !

Seeing Chang Fei's distorted expression, the old comrade immediately corrected her attitude. She stood up and turned around. The original female appearance suddenly became an old man with white hair and white beard, picking her nose and laughing mischievously. Said: "Boy, I knew it would be very troublesome to find a human to take my place. When I was in that state just now, I was in contact with you, so I became a woman."

"What do you mean?" The red-clothed woman in front of him turned into a handsome old man in a moon-white gown, wearing a red gauze woven gown. This fits the image of Yuelao in his mind, but this appearance is a bit tougher than the one just now. , a bit chic, a bit handsome, and a bit sharp-edged, it seems that there are too many male hormones!

But at least Chang Fei's originally distorted expression is more natural, but it's hard to hide his disappointment, it's really super disappointing, he thought it was a big beauty, but it's actually a mermaid?

Yuelao didn't notice Chang Fei's question, and was thinking of words, his white eyebrows were furrowed into a line: "What do you mean? It's so troublesome...why do I have to explain it! Um...that is, as long as you are raped by a female creature When you come into contact with female, female, and female things, you will become a woman opposite to it. When you come into contact with a guy of the opposite gender, you will become a man. In fact, if the other party’s sexual orientation is a woman, you will become a woman into a man, and vice versa."

"What the hell kind of physique is this!" Chang Fei almost complained directly.