I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

Protruding from the wall, there was only one hand, blood flowed out from the collapsed wall, Le Zhengwen couldn't help but exclaimed: "Little brother..."

Before Lu Li had time to check Chang Fei's situation, a slender figure slowly walked out of the hospital. When Lu Li saw the other person's appearance clearly, his expression became strange.Backing away while holding Le Zhengwen, he hurriedly asked: "Is this the perverted sister you mentioned?"

"Yes!" Le Zhengwen replied, but after thinking about it quickly, his expression became surprised: "Big brother, don't you think so? Big brother, don't you..." Le Zhengwen's small face showed a rich expression. His expression made people understand what the little girl was thinking at a glance.

Lu Li quickly shook his head: "No, I just think this probably shouldn't be a sister, it should be a..."

Before Lu Li finished speaking, Le Zhengwen immediately covered Lu Li's mouth, and hissed in a small voice: "Brother, don't talk nonsense, my father taught me that no matter what kind of woman you meet, Big and small, as long as they exceed Wenwen, they must all be called sister, otherwise there will be a terrible end!"

As she spoke, she pointed to Chang Fei who was completely buried by the collapsed wall, and said, "The little brother must have said something that shouldn't be said, so he offended the perverted sister!"

What the girl said, Chang Fei heard every word in his ears, and he almost cried out in his heart: "Won't you remind me in advance?" ! '

It's a pity that he who was buried was really speechless, he couldn't help but rolled his eyes, and there was only one question left in his mind: why was he so angry when he was called auntie, and why didn't he respond at all when he was called perverted sister?Isn't pervert that kind of derogatory term?

At this moment, Chang Fei was standing in front of a masked, dark lipstick, curly hair clips all over her head, a plump figure with two huge peaches on her top, and a 35-year-old dressed as a bunny girl...a bunny queen The six-year-old woman, wearing red high-heeled shoes with at least seven centimeters or more, stepped directly on Chang Fei's stomach, with a cigarette in her mouth and a leather whip in her hand...

It gives people an indescribable feeling...

And Chang Fei was stepped on by the opponent, and he almost spit it out. This kick was too hard and heavy, and he almost had a strange orgasm!

Although this aunt's figure is really good, but he really doesn't feel that his crime can be fatal?He was completely defenseless!Who knew that Aunt Rabbit wearing rabbit ears and a mask would appear in this real world like this?

He just didn't pay attention at all, so he accidentally called the wrong one?

However, it was obvious that Queen Rabbit didn't intend to listen to Chang Fei's explanation. She looked down at Chang Fei, pulled off the curlers on her head, and asked gloomily: "Boy, do you have a good appearance... Tell me, what do you want?" die?"

The No.20 Nine Steps to Achieve Yuelao: Don’t Reason with Rotten Girls

"Give it a good time! After 14 years, he will still be a good man!" Chang Fei roared angrily, and she decided to die a little more gracefully.

The aunt on the opposite side rolled her eyes: "Who made you really die?"

"Huh? It's not you..." Before Chang Fei finished speaking, he was stepped on by the other party hard, and almost lost his breath. He coughed and closed his mouth, but he heard the rabbit queen slap her tongue in displeasure. , her eyes were not as fierce as before, she put down her feet, picked up Chang Fei, and patted the wrinkled clothes on Chang Fei's body, there seemed to be some sad emotion in those eyes, and there seemed to be some anger burning After a long time, he just sighed faintly, inhaled deeply the cigarette in his hand, turned and went back to his room.

"Little guy, you'd better not continue to come here to find trouble. This is my world. If you come next time, I will definitely beat you to death..."

"Eh?" Hearing Youyou's sigh, Chang Fei felt inexplicable for a while, what does this Queen Rabbit mean?Why did the eyes look so sad just now?Like... a wounded tigress...

"Boy, if you're thinking about something strange and malicious, I'll smash your head." Before Chang Fei had a chance to catch his breath, the voice of Queen Rabbit reached his ears in time. He sent him down one by one, but he had no choice but to change the image of the injured tigress to the injured rabbit queen...

If it weren't for the wrong call, the other party seemed to have no intention of continuing to chat with him at all, but Chang Fei still licked her face and followed behind Queen Rabbit, rubbing her hands, looking a little wretched.

The Rabbit Queen was a little surprised by his recklessness: "What's wrong? Brat, do you really want to die that much?"

"No, I just took a look. I don't understand what kind of resentment you have, sister Queen, that made you create this [Shadow Fate]... Uh, this world?" Chang Fei was still a little embarrassed, but finally asked exported.

"It's not those bastards Lezheng Tingyu and Leng Chenluo!" Queen Rabbit didn't mean to hide anything, facing Chang Fei's question, she sneered and said it directly.

Chang Fei was surprised, Lezheng Tingyu and Leng Chenluo?If he remembers correctly, this seems to be his scumbag father and the chief executive of the Leng family, right?Hearing the names of these two people suddenly made Changfei a little bit uneasy.

Changfei's complexion also turned ugly, but he didn't seem to notice the change in his expression, and he didn't expect that this expression just fell into the eyes of Queen Rabbit, and he wanted to ask with a normal heart: "Why do they Did you do something shameful?"

Although I wanted to say it in a calm tone... But the resentment of the past ten years could not be concealed at all, which made the rabbit queen in front of me stop, narrowed her eyes, and wanted to see something from Chang Fei .

The tone was slow and somewhat searching: "Lezheng Tingyu and Leng Chenluo...one of them is my husband, and the other is my rival in love!"

"Uh?!" Chang Fei only felt that his feet slipped and almost fell to the ground. He had actually suspected before that this world of [Shadow Fate] might not be caused by a homosexual because he couldn't get a lover's resentment. , this... seems to be a world formed by the resentment of a rotten girl.

If you want to say what gave Changfei such an answer now...

Before talking to the most affectionate couple on the street, the other party's expression when they saw him and Lu Li, coupled with his deliberate inducement and fanning the flames, the situation immediately became chaotic.

If it is a resentment caused by a gay man who wants to get love but has no results, then logically speaking, it should be that all couples love each other as if they are one heart, sweet and happy, but they will not show their love so blatantly .

I don't know if it's because after becoming Yuelao, he has an intuition to analyze the situation of love instinctively, which made Changfei feel that the so-called love of these people is very exaggerated, and there is no red line connecting each other. The original script was performed, but when she and Lu Li encountered two variables, the original false puppet line was broken, and those people became unable to continue to use those situations similar to brainwashing to control them.

If her thinking is correct, those out-of-control people will soon wake up, and then quickly spread to everyone. This [Shadow Fate] will probably not last long before being attacked, right?

But before that...he doesn't mind talking with the Rabbit Queen: "Rabbit girl... Sister, did you make a mistake? Who is your husband? Who is your rival in love?"

"My husband is Leng Chenluo, and my rival is Lezheng Tingyu!" The Rabbit Queen gritted her teeth and said coldly.

Chang Fei's eyes fell directly on the Rabbit Queen's hand, and the red line connected to her hand had turned dark red, and a little blue, but Chang Fei felt a little dumbfounded: "What's going on? Sister, can you Tell me about it?"

But the bunny girl snorted softly, and said casually: "And why? Because Lezheng Tingyu often comes to my house to play, and often closes the door, chatting with my husband in secret, and chatting for a whole day, I I felt vaguely uneasy at the beginning, but I think that although they are considered friends... they shouldn't do anything to be sorry for me, right? After Lezheng Tingyu divorced 14 years ago, he no longer had any relationship with other women. Even the so-called [Mrs. Lezheng] is a woman who has not even been given a title..."

The rabbit queen's words made Changfei's eyes suddenly brighten up, as if a drowsy person woke up after being punched suddenly.

The Rabbit Queen was immersed in the previous grief: "I didn't expect that he was actually a guy who likes men... I went home that night... I saw him with his upper body naked and blood all over his body, and my husband was in his I don’t know what I’m doing behind…”

"And then?" Chang Fei was slightly surprised, did not expect the scum daddy to be injured?Why do you get hurt?He couldn't wait to ask clearly.

"Then?" But the Rabbit Queen sneered: "After that, I never went back, so let the two of them get close!"

"Sister, what kind of brain circuit is in your head? Are you thinking too much! What did you think of?! Why do you think that the other party is having an affair with your husband when you see blood all over your body! Rotten girl you? If you really have one leg, how can you have three children!"

Chang Fei was really anxious, forgot his identity, and yelled at the rabbit queen in front of him, even he didn't know it, he cared about other people's misunderstanding of his father.

Queen Rabbit's original expression of looking at Chang Fei became more ambiguous: "Boy, could it be...do you like my husband or Lezheng Tingyu?"

Chang Fei raised his forehead helplessly when he heard this, and he really felt angry: "Pervert sister, can you stop squandering your rotten girl spirit? Why does a good friendship or family relationship seem to have turned into love in your eyes?" ?”

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Shangzhi's recent rhythm is very anxious, so I decided to listen to the opinions of children's shoes and take it slow. It is being adjusted. In order to prevent troubles at night, it will be updated in advance this morning. Yes, it may gradually become serious in the future, I hope children's shoes will also like that situation.

Also, I wish the children's shoes who took the exam today a good result!come on!

The No. 30 step to become Yuelao: Don’t get too involved in the drama while pretending

Changfei's concern for her father fell into Queen Rabbit's heart, and it has automatically turned into admiration.Chang Fei no longer intends to explain anything.

He just sighed faintly: "Eldest sister..."

The whip sounded beside her, and Chang Fei pursed her lips: "Sister, you must be a person with type A blood, right? You are stubborn and don't listen to people's persuasion, and you like to indulge yourself in sadness without authorization. You don't care about what others think at all, right? ?”

He is going all out, he has already decided to take the tall and immortal route, and he just met a woman who looks a little bit S... Well, it is not his character to shrink back from a woman who is inclined to shake S.

If he wants to pretend to be a master, even if he is not actually a master, he is still a god, and he must let the other party see how powerful a god is!Otherwise, this human being would definitely not know how many genders he has!

"Congratulations to Xin Shenyue Lao for obtaining the achievement of [Pretentious Consciousness], which can be unlocked by cultivating immortal skills, and can learn [Taishang Wangqing], which can make people look ruthless. The more forgetful they look, the greater the attack power."

"I have learned [Taishang Wangqing], do you want to use Xianyuan to upgrade?"

"It has been upgraded by itself, do you want to use it?"

Several "reminders" from Yuelao's booklet have already bombarded Changfei, what's going on?What happened just now?

Did Yuelao Xiaochu decide something on his own?Chang Fei still wanted to question him, but the enemy in front of him had already picked him up. Even Chang Fei, who was mentally prepared, couldn't help but feel his heart tremble with his ferocious smile and distorted expression.

"Boy... who do you say is a person who does his own way and doesn't care what other people think?" Queen Rabbit gritted her teeth and paused every word, and asked what Chang Fei said before very clearly.

Chang Fei pursed her lips: "Tell me about you."

"If I didn't care, I wouldn't choose to leave! Didn't you see that I've been helping them both!!" Queen Rabbit threw Chang Fei out.

But Chang Fei was not thrown out. In Queen Rabbit's view, the little man who should be seriously injured and killed by herself once stopped suddenly in mid-air. A faint red light glowed on her body, and she stretched out Pointing to the sky, a flat voice sounded: "You say you care, but God doesn't think so. I am representing the way of heaven to give you the punishment you deserve for an ignorant woman. You arbitrarily replaced the elder to decide other people's marriages. It is against the heavens to arbitrarily determine the marriage fate without permission. It even creates a [Shadow Fate], which caused a catastrophe to the world. You should have been punished for being lonely and helpless for life. Disperse [Shadow Fate], and return the peace of heaven."

Queen Rabbit was a little scared by Chang Fei's appearance. At this moment, Chang Fei's eyes were out of focus, and his face was expressionless. He was wearing a red halo, wrapped in red silk, and looked a bit otherworldly. She froze and frightened the rabbit queen into silence.

It's just that Chang Fei's heart was beating wildly at this moment, and he just thought, "Is it going to work?"Is there a mirror?At least let me see if I look like a fairy?By the way, I'm a woman now, right?When did this moon-aged outfit change again?It looks like a collar, right?Is it cool on your chest?Really no problem, right?Why do I feel like I'm being watched? '

Fortunately, she saw the expression of the Rabbit Queen, which at least proved that he had probably bluffed the other party. Seeing that the other party hadn't spoken for a long time, Chang Fei couldn't hold back, and wanted to continue to stimulate the other party, so the Rabbit Queen said angrily : "I don't know what you're talking about? Who the hell are you! Why are you arrogantly talking a lot of nonsense over there! Just report your name!"

"Name? I don't have a name, but I have a title, which is familiar to you all..." Chang Fei smiled faintly: "I am..."

Just when he was about to reveal his identity as Yuelao, he remembered the warning from Yuelao's pamphlet: "Please note that you have become an officially recognized Moon God, and you have learned immortal arts. Those who are loved by the Dao of Heaven must not reveal the secrets of the sky, and must not Those who expose the identity of Yue Lao on their own and violate the way of heaven will encounter meteorites. Please note that meteorites are ready. Please note that luck is ready."

'What the hell?I have a high status and can't say it now?Moon old booklet, you are playing with me!Why do you come out to join in the fun every time I want to do something good?Meow, are you kidding me! '

Chang Fei has already cursed in his heart, but in reality, he dare not really try to pay the price of telling his secret, especially, he has been hit by a meteorite once, and they say that once he is hit by a meteorite, he will be afraid for ten years A slightly larger stone from heaven.

Swallowing, the words from Chang Fei's mouth slipped around her throat, and then changed: "...It doesn't matter who you are, as long as you know, I know all the marriages in the world, and I decide the marriages in the world."

After finishing speaking, Chang Fei glanced at the sky subconsciously, wondering if he would be hit by a meteorite in such an opportunistic manner?

Soon he noticed that there seemed to be a bright light flashing across the sky, and Chang Fei felt a sudden urge to turn around and run away, but when his forehead hurt, the blood had already flowed out, and the sound of a small object falling to the ground attracted his attention, and he lowered his head. Look, this... green stone is somewhat transparent, it looks... like a capital three?Is this jade?This is jade, right?Jade is actually a stone, right?

Why is this stone here?

There's blood on it, right?This...could it be...

'A meteorite? Chang Fei put a question mark on the suspected jade stone, and the Queen Rabbit was already shocked. The moment Chang Fei vaguely explained her identity, a piece of jade flew into the sky!If she read it correctly, it was the Sansheng Stone!

It is the legendary Three Lives Stone that is destined for the marriage of the Three Lives and Three Generations!Could it be...

"You are Yuelao...!" Queen Rabbit exclaimed, and Chang Fei instinctively hugged her head.

For a moment, no stone hit his head again...

Could it be... If you can't expose yourself, it's okay for others to guess, right?

Changfei guessed in his heart, and the voice of Queen Rabbit, who was puzzled and respectful, came from his ear: "Yue... old fairy? What are you doing...?"

"Cough... I'm praying to the sky, and I'm raising my hands to thank God. The marriage is destined by God, and what I do is just to follow the way of heaven, so every time I decide the fate of someone else's marriage, I will thank the way of heaven for sending me this speech." Marriage is made."

Chang Fei said solemnly, and then looked at the Rabbit Queen: "I prayed for seven days and seven nights for your marriage, only for one side to have a good marriage, but you don't know how to cherish your marriage at all, you don't listen to explanations, you don't listen to advice, and you misunderstand without permission. Your husband, let your husband suffer the injustice called homosexual love, and you still open [Shadow Fate] here, so many ordinary people’s wives are separated...! Now I came here just to persuade you Xiangshan, I didn't expect you to fight this old man, and the good luck that this old man gave you was wasted!"

At the end of Chang Fei's speech, she felt more and more that what she said was true, and when she flicked her sleeves, she was really angry.

The No.30 step to achieve Yuelao: the price of pretending

Chang Fei looked at the tribute incense candles on the table in front of him, and he didn't want to say anything.

Don't ask what happened, he was just pretending to be a great Yuelao, for which he was almost attacked by a meteorite because he revealed his identity as Yuelao.

This made him think for a moment why he was not attacked when he told Xu Yiqing that he was Yuelao. Now that he thought about it... it couldn't be because of his leveling up, right?

In the past, there seemed to be someone in the organization who lost some benefits after the game was upgraded to level 10, so they were commissioned to kill a certain game company...

Could it be because he is no longer under the protection period of lv. 10, so he will already be attacked?

"Immortal? Yuelao Immortal?" When he was distracted thinking about those serious questions, the voice of a woman who should have been lofty and arrogant turned into a delicate and unbearable voice at the moment.

Chang Fei shuddered directly, and recovered from the initial distraction.

Yes, now it's a serious matter, she accidentally pretended to fool a woman who had accidentally gone astray in thought and emotion to the point of making people speechless, so that she was ready to go on the road of a bright and beautiful marriage.

At this moment, he has successfully completed the first step, which prevents him from being too tragically reduced to a mouse trampled on by the opponent.

However, this sudden change in painting style made Changfei a little unacceptable.

Where did [Shadow Fate] break up as soon as they said they would break up, and what happened to the situation where they had agreed to fight?Where did the hard work go?

What?Didn't say yes?He doesn't remember such a thing!

He also wanted to find the two Lu Li and Le Zhengwen who left her and ran away first.

But now...

On the dean's seat in the dean's office that had returned to normal, Chang Fei felt uncomfortable no matter how he sat. He really experienced the real practice of the idiom "like sitting on pins and needles".

"Immortal Yuelao, I know what I did was too much, you...can you really help me return to my normal life?"

At this moment, in front of Changfei, is a middle-aged woman in a white coat. Her hair is tied in a strand, and her rigid, stone-like face has no emotional ups and downs. The feeling is that her heart seems to be dead, although there are not many emotional fluctuations.

Her appearance really made Chang Fei's mouth dry, and he didn't know how to talk to this woman.

Especially now that the scent of sandalwood is permeating in front of him, the fact that he didn't prepare a glass of water for her really made him feel really bad.And to face a woman with a straight face or something...

"Ahem... what I said will definitely be done, but it depends on whether you are willing to cooperate. After all, what you did before is really against the harmony of nature. I will show up to help you this time." , in fact, it’s just to see that your conscience is still alive, and you really don’t want to see lovers part ways.”

"Yes...you're right." The woman nodded, with a bitter expression on her face, "I'm sorry for troubling you, what should I do?"

"How long have you been hiding from your husband?" Chang Fei thought for a while, but felt a little dizzy, so he asked the most basic question.

"Probably... It's been a year..." The woman replied in a trance, as if countless scenes flashed in her eyes, and finally she let out a long sigh, lowered her head, and didn't know how to continue.

"Uh... By the way, what did you think of just now? Hasn't your husband come to see you for a year?" Chang Fei was also a little embarrassed and asked, scratching her cheek.

"Yuelao, as you know, this year... I have been avoiding him, and he...has never dared to come to me..." The woman smiled wryly and sighed again.

Chang Fei couldn't help but go crazy: "I know a big ghost!"A year ago, I wasn't even a month old! Hey!Talk to me well, hello! '

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There are few reasons today. I saw the children's shoes here and noticed that the first Chapter 2 has been revised. The time for the fungus is a little too late. It is almost past zero, so I have to hurry up and release it first.