The boring life of the white devil

Aicilia's method was very merciless. Soleichuan originally thought that Aicilia would directly release high-voltage current and electrocute all the bandits into black scorch.

"Retreat! Some of them are magicians!" shouted a big man who looked like the squad leader.

They helped each other and ran in one direction, and one of them kept shouting, "Just wait! We will come back to take care of you!"

"Tell you my name! This girl is Aicilia, who is known as the 'Red Lightning'." Aicilia looked at the fleeing bandits with her hands on her hips and shouted.

"Red Lightning" was a nickname given to Aicilia by other student knights when she was learning how to be a knight.Not only because Aicilia was best at electric magic at the time, but also because of her lightning-fast movements and swordsmanship during hand-to-hand combat.

The crimson red hair is like a red lightning.

Soleichuan felt that Aicilia's behavior was not very tasteful, and he was easily provoked.But fortunately, it saves me a lot of trouble.

Soleichuan ran to the side, stretched out his hand to a young man who was slumped on top of him, and asked, "Are you okay?" He smiled softly.

The boy held Soleichuan's hand, with a slight blush on his face. He had light blue hair and a very feminine face, "Well, thank you."

If it weren't for the obvious Adam's apple on his neck and his masculine clothing, Soleichuan would have thought he was a woman.

"My name is Soleichuan Kuktern." Soleichuan introduced himself after pulling him up.

"My name is Rosvahatims Kaiim." The blue-haired boy smiled slightly, "Thank you very much."

Suoleichuan and his party accidentally encountered this young man who was surrounded by bandits on the road, so they went to help him with his sword.

"Roswa...Mus?" Soleichuan didn't remember this only once, and he scratched his head in embarrassment.

"Mr. Cooktern, this is Rosvahatims Kaiim. The name is a bit long, so it's not easy to remember. Just call me Rody. Everyone in the village also calls me that." Rody's A more obvious blush appeared on his face, and he covered his mouth with his hands and smiled.

Such elegant movements reminded Soleichuan of Xiaoya in her princess state.It's really a shame that he's so cute and he's a boy.

In Luo Di's eyes, the man in black who had saved him so heroically now looked a little clumsy.

"Red Lightning, thank you very much for your rescue. I drove away all the bad guys." Luo Di also bowed to Aicilia.

Aicilia gave Roddy a thumbs up with an expressionless face, "Hey, young man, you know it very well."

It seems that Aicilia herself likes the name "Red Lightning" very much.

The polite Luo Di was very popular with Soleichuan.The refreshing light blue hair color is also very flattering.

Luo Di took another moment and bowed to a man holding a pipe in another tree, "Thank you very much too..."

Suoleichuan interrupted Luo Di's words, turned around and said, "Huh? Why are you still here?" That was a disgusting look.

The woman who was leaning against the tree and smoking a pipe was wearing very revealing clothes, and a tube top exposed her swollen breasts.She has the same purple hair as Xiaoya, with the tips of her hair hanging down from her shoulders.It is a beauty that is different from both Aicilia and Xiaoya.

She looks like a sexy, mature and charming big sister.The hair that hangs down often covers one eye, and the other eye is often squinted lazily, and the pipe is always puffed away in his hand.

She is the master that Xiaoya has been talking about - Wuzi Cuxi.

"Eh? Why are you still here?" Aicilia also pretended to be surprised, and then said to Luo Di, "Young man, you don't have to worry about that couple. Just treat her as a mere existence."

To a certain extent, part of the reason why Aicilia chose to wear a dress also came from Uzi Kusi.During this journey to find the Sword of Valkyrie, there were no other people except Soleichuan and Alicia.Xiaoya’s master Wuzi Kuxi also chose to go with her.

It was Xiaoya who recommended Soleichuan to inquire about the legend of Valkyrie from Wu Zikusi.Unexpectedly, Wu Zikusi said, "This seems to be a very interesting trip. Please be sure to let me, big sister, also participate."

At that time, they were in the Imperial Library, but Uzi Cuxi was smoking her pipe nonchalantly, blowing out smoke rings from her mouth. She was as lazy as Soleichuan.Along the way, not only did he not take any action when encountering any difficulties, he also asked Suoleichuan to help carry a lot of luggage.Regarding Valkyrie's intelligence, no useful information was given at all.

Soleichuan had no intention of trying to find any legendary sword.For such an empire as considered free exile, thought was a good holiday.It should be considered as a reward for his obedient behavior during the two years of imprisonment.

She slowly walked into Luo Di and touched his head, "What a cute boy. How about it? Will you be my sister's servant? Can I lick the soles of your shoes every day?"

Wu Zikusi also has a bad personality that is not that of Aicilia, and likes to make jokes of a bad nature.

Luo Di was relatively short, and Wu Zi Cuxi's huge two and a half balls were shaking in front of Luo Di's eyes.

Chapter 2 It doesn’t matter if you are a man or a woman

Luo Di carried a huge rattan basket on his back.

"Ahem." Seeing Luo Di's troubled expression, Soleichuan coughed twice, trying to stop Wuzi Cuxi in this feeble way.

"It doesn't matter? I have two soles, so I will all contribute." Wuzi Cuxi continued to stroke Luo Di's head, and looked back at Soleichuan.

She made a flirtatious pose, raised her foot slightly, and put on the ten centimeter-high high-heeled shoes.

Now Suoleichuan finally understands what a scary character Xiaoya's master is.Then he lamented why almost none of the humans around him were normal.

"You guys are travelers, right? If you don't have a place to stay at night, would you mind coming to my home to rest? Our village is very hospitable and we will definitely welcome guests grandly. After all, we haven't had strangers come here for several years. Now." Luo Di said excitedly.

His eyes were full of desire, shining like light.

"Hey, young man, you know it very well." Aicilia gave a thumbs up to Rody again, "You must take care of enough meat!"

Since entering the icy plateau north of the northern continent, there are vast grasslands everywhere.Because they needed to collect some legends and the like along the way, and also had sufficient funds for a business trip, Soleichuan and his party chose to walk.

The icy plateau occupies a quarter of the northern continent.Although the name is called the Cold Plateau, only some places in the far north facing the sea are very cold and covered with snow all year round.In the south of the plateau, there is still lush grass growing and birds flying.The air on the plateau is relatively dry and is not suitable for most planting industries. Most of them are animal husbandry on the plains.

Luo Di's home is a half ranch and half village.There are countless small wooden fences built of wood in the village, with many cattle and sheep enclosed inside.Mainly alpine goats and plateau cattle.You can smell the stench of feces while walking on the road.

A big man with a black beard wearing an apron waved to Luo Di.

He saw Luo Di coming to the village with a few people he had never seen before.Blackbeard, who was feeding the cattle and sheep, leaned on the railing and said hello, "Hey, man. You seem to have brought many guests to the village?"

"Well, I met bandits today and they saved me." Luo Di responded with a smile.

"Yes, that is our great benefactor. Don't worry, Emperor Luo, I will definitely prepare the best beef dinner to entertain your guests tonight. Not to mention there is such a powerful beauty!" Blackbeard looked straight at her. On the purple Cusie's breasts.

He wiped his saliva and said, "Luo Di's guests are the guests of our entire village." After saying that, he turned around and went back to his own business.From time to time, I would look back and take a peek at the charming couple.

Luo Di introduced to Soleichuan and the others, "His name is Jack, and he is the best chef in the village. You can definitely look forward to the beef feast he cooks."

This is not the first time. No matter where she goes, Wu Zikusi's disobedient woman will always attract the attention of many men.This was also a headache for Soleichuan.His principle has always been to keep a low profile, and with two beauties by his side, he always gets hot looks.

Aicilia's situation is relatively good, but what's worse is the cuckold Cusie who is always showing off everywhere.

There have been several fights along the way because of her nonsense.Aicilia has long been impatient with Wu Zikusi. She basically won't call her by her first or last name, and directly calls her "**".

"Luo Di, good afternoon."

"Oh my god, Luo Di, you actually brought three guests."

"How long has it been since we saw new guests? Luo Di, you are doing really well."

As Luo Di walked by, people of all ages and genders greeted him.They waved to Luo Di with similar gestures.

It took a lot of time just to deal with greetings.

After going through all kinds of hardships, he finally reached Luo Di's home.

Luo Di's home is very simple, just a small wooden house made of stacked wood.

Luo Di opened the door, and the light in the room was still good.

"You guys should take a rest for a while. I'm going to tell everyone in the village about the guests." Luo Di's voice was very excited.

Suo Leichuan was a little embarrassed, "There's no need to mobilize so many troops."

"Remember to get more meat." Aicilia ordered Luo Di.

Aicilia took a sip, probably because she was lured out by the beef dinner she just heard about.

Uzikuzi looked lazy, smoking his pipe and saying nothing.Uzikuzi smoked almost every time he had time to smoke, but no one else could smell it.This is because she used magic to deal with it.That's why she wasn't caught smoking in the library.

"It's okay, it's okay. Everyone is very happy to hear that guests have arrived. We are in a desolate place, and there are bandits around. People don't often pass by, but everyone is very welcome to new faces." Luo Di placed the basket on his back in a corner of the room and jumped out of the door happily.

Luo Di's house was not big, and the bed was a bunk bed.

Various doll limbs and accessories are displayed in the house.

There were several completed dolls sitting quietly on the ground.The workmanship is very fine, especially the face, which is carefully covered with imitation human skin.If you look at it casually, you might mistake it for a real person.

The eyes of these dolls are very empty, as if they are looking into the distance, longing for something.His limbs hung limply on the ground.Unlike the delicate face, the seams at the joints are clearly visible on the body.

Uzikusi knelt down.She looked at these dolls with one eye that was not covered by her purple hair, and blew out a smoke ring, "They look so cute, but their hobbies are a bit disgusting. With such craftsmanship, it is very productive in a big city ( Beep) If you love dolls, they will definitely sell well.”

Unlike Icilia's joke, Icilia's joke would only be directed at Soleichuan.And in Wu Zikusi's words, no matter who she talks to, one of the three sentences will mention those subtle things.

"**, what do you think about these dolls themselves?" Aicilia was also looking at these dolls.

"It's disgusting." Wu Zikusi stood up.The only good thing about Wu Zikusi is probably that she is generous, and she doesn't care about other people's jokes.

Suoleichuan also felt the same way. When he stayed in the house, he felt cold.It was like there were countless pairs of eyes looking at him strangely.

"What do you think of that Luo Di boy?" Wu Zikusi asked Aicilia.

"It's indeed suspicious." Aicilia nodded.

Suoleichuan asked, "Where is the suspicion?"

"He's obviously a boy, but he's so cute. Don't you think it's a foul?" Aicilia said seriously, "I have the urge to protect him. Lord Demon King, raise him as our son or daughter. ?" Seriousness turned into confusion.

"I thought you were seriously considering the problem just now, but I was so naive." Soleichuan sighed.

This is not because they are too suspicious, but because the atmosphere brought by the room full of dolls is indeed not very good.

At this time Luo Di opened the door again and smiled in a relaxed tone, "Mr. Suoleichuan, I suddenly remembered that there is only one empty bed in my room. How about Mr. Suoleichuan share the same bed with me? Chihong Sister Lightning and Sister Wuzi Kusi sleep in the same bed, right?"

"No!" The three of them said in unison.

There are indescribable complex emotions in my heart about this proposal.

Chapter 3 Humanoid Recycle Bin

The dinner party in Luodi Village was held in the central square of the village. Although there was no luxurious fountain, there was still enough space.

Suoleichuan and the others came to the central square under the leadership of Luo Di. They placed food on the round tables, and everyone had a happy smile on their faces.This is like a place where everyone can smile happily.Only three came

There are dozens of tables with large pieces of steak, brisket, shank, and tongue on them.It's a complete beef feast.

The bustling crowd looked at today's protagonist - Soleichuan and his party.

"Welcome to our village!"

"Luo Di's friends are our friends!"

"Come on, come on, let's have a party!"

"Guys, let them see how we plateau people welcome guests!"

"it is good!"

……

Amid the cacophony were various words of celebration and welcome.This was probably the first time in his life that Soleichuan was welcomed by so many people.

It was easy to spot the bulky Jack in the crowd, wearing a white chef's hat and a greasy apron.He came over and hooked Soleichuan's shoulders, "Man, let me tell you what a beef dinner is."

Jack bit into a large piece of beef on the other hand, and juice flowed out from the corner of his mouth. "Eating a beef dinner means chewing beef and drinking beer. Eat until the beef comes out of your eyes and drink the beer." Drinking it until it flows from your ears is considered satisfying. Even if your stomach is [-]% unfilled, it is not the way a man should eat beef!"

After speaking, he laughed loudly, took away the hand on Soleichuan's shoulder, took the beer on the table, and drank most of the glass in one breath.Then he showed a generous smile and said, "Brother, I wish you a happy meal!"

Then he swaggered away and went to chat with other people.Jack's loud voice could be heard laughing and talking everywhere.

Soleichuan turned around again, and Aicilia and Wuzi Cuxi were gone.They had already blended in with the crowd and began to eat the beef on the table with their hands.

Aicilia buried her head in pain, exuding a cold aura with an expressionless expression. Two or three men who couldn't read the air came forward to answer Aicilia.Aicilia ignored them completely, and they naturally walked away in a sensible manner.

Wu Zi Cusi didn't seem to be interested in meat. She was smoking a cigarette and drinking beer.Laughing and laughing with strange men.Boys kept looking at Uzi Kusi's breasts.Two balls of white flesh can always arouse certain desires in men.They drank beer and enjoyed the alcohol.

"This village is very warm and happy, isn't it?" Luo Di, standing next to Soleichuan, asked with a smile.

That kind of reassuring smile is what Soleichuan likes to see.The Persian Empire also hopes to create such a country, right?Anyone can laugh and eat beef and drink beer.

"Yes." Soleichuan smiled, "It makes me want to stay here a little bit."

"Come on, let's come together." Luo Di took Soleichuan's hand, "Don't be restrained, our village is like this, even if you don't come today, we will find all kinds of reasons to have a party. No matter whose family it is, The child has grown one centimeter taller, and it is worthy of a celebration party." A sweet smile that definitely did not match that of a boy.

As the sky darkened, the villagers lit bonfires, and people who had eaten and drank enough danced and sang with their hands around each other.

Suoleichuan was not used to such lively occasions. The more crowded the place, the more he would think of the scene of his mother's death.A lively place is not your own world.My drinking capacity is not very good. I feel drunk after drinking even a little bit.When he felt the need to urinate, Suoleichuan left this busy place and wanted to find a small corner to relax.

After passing a few small wooden houses, surrounded by a few small trees, the noise was already very far away.You can vaguely hear the roars of several lunatics who are drunk and crazy.

For example, that sexy voice said, "Huh? You said you want to have sex with me? Then you have to show your true skills? If you don't satisfy me, I will kill you!" Then there was a burst of laughter.

Soleichuan knew that it belonged to Uzi Cuxi as soon as he heard this sound that was completely devoid of alcohol.Soleichuan doesn't have to worry about her at all. If she is really Xiaoya's master, she will definitely have enough strength to protect herself.

Suoleichuan took off his belt and sowed a yellow dragon in the soil next to the tree roots.The feeling of comfort that hit his whole body made Soleichuan tremble a few times. He closed his eyes and closed his eyes to enjoy the pleasure.

"Human beings are really satisfied. Even just peeing can make them feel so good." Soleichuan was so drunk that he began to mutter nonsense.

Slowly opening my eyes, the night was already dark.Between the vast sky and the earth, people are enjoying delicious food, drinking beer, singing and dancing.The enjoyment here makes Soleichuan envious.This place looks like a paradise, as if the war in the Central Continent has nothing to do with it.