Transmigrating Into The Heartthrob’s Cannon Fodder Childhood Friend

Uncle Ma received the call with a question mark on his face: "What???"

But he still drove the car in according to the young master's will.

The car lights came on, and two beams of light pierced the dark street.

The gangsters only felt that their eyes could not be opened, and their expressions were horrified.

"Fuck me! Is it true?"

Hong Mao looked at Song Yu as if he was a lunatic. He was probably really afraid of accidents. He stumbled and got up from the ground: "You wait for me!" The younger brothers put down the guys and helped their boss to run away.

Uncle Ma honked his horn a few times and watched the gangsters leave, and stopped in front of Song Yu.

Song Yu was talking to Xie Sui: "Just such a group of gangsters, when you are fighting with you, don't use 110."

He was afraid that Xie Sui would break his hand again when he was away.

With a real smile in Xie Sui's dark eyes, he nodded.

Song Yu said again: "Have you bought insurance?"

Xie Sui: "No."

Song Yu gave him a move: "Go buy insurance, and then walk sideways on Lianyun Street."

Xie Sui smiled: "Okay."

Uncle Ma: "..." Master, I think there is something wrong with your thinking.

Sitting back in the car, Uncle Ma held the steering wheel and asked curiously: "Master, is this your friend who hit it off?"

Song Yu: "Yeah, isn't it handsome?"

Uncle Ma laughed: "Very handsome guy, as handsome as the young master."

When he returned home, Grandma Meng asked him about his studies. Song Yu really had no face to show her the papers with less than 20% accuracy, and only vaguely said, "I'm barely in a good condition."

Grandma Meng was very pleased and made a bowl of soup for liver and eyesight.

Drink a bowl of soup, take a shower, and go to bed.

Song Yu clicked into QQ, and saw a female ghost portrait, and sent him several messages.

[Sadako does not forget the man who digs the well: Brother Yu, I have found out what you asked me to check. 】

[Sadako does not forget the well-digger: I called some brothers and forced Zhu Zhixing to ask at the school gate]

[Zhengzi did not forget the well-digger: Zhu Zhixing said that he did not know whether Xie Sui was sick or not. He listened to his mother and several aunts. People in the neighborhood were spreading that Xie Sui's mother had AIDS. Believe it. This silly batch. 】

[Sadako does not forget the well digger: I went to investigate again. On Sunday, what is Xie Sui’s mother who has AIDS? It is estimated that this group of eight women, the men in the family can’t control it. When Xie Sui’s mother just moved in, she was courteous every day. To the death of jealousy, nonsense. 】

[Sadako does not forget the man who digs the well: His mother seems to have opened a small restaurant, which is too damning. I decided to take a group of brothers to make trouble tomorrow, and the streets said it was unpalatable, which made her angry. Let her experience the harm of gossip. 】

Song Yu was amused by him.

[Your husband, Brother Yu: What do you mean by gossip, why don’t you go and shout that you have a brother who ate and was hospitalized and hasn’t come out yet]

[Your old man Yu: Or pull a banner □ □, the **** lady boss was poisoned in her meal, Xiao Hei, who I have raised for ten days, said that she didn’t have it.]

[Sadako does not forget the well digger: 666, my brother Yu is still fierce]

[Your husband Yu: Take a hammer, you think you can beat a group of shrews. 】

[Sadako does not forget the man who digs the well: [Bite your hand][為謝巴巴]]

In fact, Song Yu didn't intend to do anything to that person. To count it, everyone in that street was a disseminator of rumors, and even the classmates in Xie Sui's junior high school were indirectly hurt. More than three years in junior high school, but ten years before that, Xie Sui's treatment was only more cruel. Shouting on the street may not necessarily vent your anger, and maybe be besieged by a group of shrews on Lianyun Street.

[Sadako does not forget the man who digs the well: Brother Yu, what shall we do then? 】

Song Yu suddenly remembered that there seems to be a software called Diner in this world. The traffic is very large. Ordering food is also the main reference.

[Your husband Yu: You send me the name of his store. 】

[Sadako does not forget the well digger: Oh oh. 】

Song Yu entered the name of the store and found that this one had a fairly high score. It ranked very high among similar foods and received rave reviews. Looking at the machine's praise, it is estimated that they are all praised.

The diners are now doing an activity, which is related to the limited score, and the winning restaurant can get a bonus of 10,000. Each user can only vote for a restaurant once.

Song Yu narrowed his eyes.

After the screenshot was forwarded to his sister.

[Song Yu: For this software, you can get me five hundred accounts. 】

[Song Wanying:? ? ? 】

[Song Wanying: What's wrong with you? ! My poor brother]

[Song Wanying: Did your parents deduct your living expenses, and grandma threw you out of the house? 】

[Song Wanying: Have you reduced to relying on singles to make a living tut]

[Song Yu: Yeah, sister]

[Song Yu: I’m wronged, don’t say qaq]

Sell ​​it cute, who can't.

[Song Wanying:...vomit. 】

[Song Wanying: What do you want five hundred accounts for? 】

[Song Yu: Accumulate Virtue and Do Good]

The four words were murderous.

Fortunately, Song Wanying was also reliable. She found 500 accounts for him at once, sent them, and the account passwords were neat and tidy.

Song Yu didn't bother to go to Gu Shuijun.

If you have a bad review, it's better to vent yourself.

The next day, he sat in the milk tea shop as usual, and this time changed a chemistry paper. Xiaoxi bit his straw and sat opposite him, puzzled: "Brother Yu, what are you doing? It's been two hours, why haven't you written a multiple-choice question yet."

Song Yu cut the number slowly: "Are you busy, don't disturb me."

Xiaoxi's eyes were bright, and he came over: "What are you busy doing?"

Song Yu: "Busy with bad reviews."

Xiaoxi: "......"

Song Yu started with witty words. From the service attitude to the speed of serving meals to the hygienic environment to the freshness of the meat and the freshness of the dishes, I dissed it all over and over again. At the beginning, I added the phrase "never eaten", and I am inspired to be a cloud customer who makes the business angry. But after so long, it was inevitable that Jiang Lang was exhausted, so the style of painting changed little by little. The reason for the bad review is no different from that of Kong Jing.

"The husband and wife lung film I ordered doesn't even have a husband and wife?! Reported for suspected fraud."

"The lady boss gave birth to a son, not a daughter, with hot eyes and one star"

Behind is even more arbitrary.

"When I paid, I found that I was still so poor, lost and unhappy"

Bad review.

"When I went out and saw that there was only one sun today, I was in a bad mood"

Bad review.

"Why now I'm still single, sad"

Bad review.

"I didn't see the stars during the day, I was upset"

Bad review.

"Syria is still fighting today. The Syrian people are so pitiful and in a bad mood. Give me a bad comment."

"Puff ha ha ha —"

Xiaoxi walked around behind Song Yu, and when he saw this series of comments, he burst into tears with a smile.

"Brother Yu, what are you doing, this merchant must be **** off by you!"

Xie Sui came over at this time.

Xiaoxi and him were on duty in turns, and immediately stuck out his tongue, ran over to the cashier and smiled: "Thank you brother, come and stop him, Brother Yu is crazy."

Song Yu: "..." What do you say this lady?