Transmigrating into a Big Villain in the Book

 Chapter 160: The Unequal Agreement

Translator: Storm in a Teacup

“Get lost.”

“Thank you, Your Majesty. Thank you…”

As if by magic, all the concubines disappeared in the blink of an eye.

“Bring me the thing.”

The thing?

What was it?

Ke Ruan looked at Si Yuhan. Before he asked, his question had been answered.  A secret guard put an imperial decree on the stone table.

“Empress, take a good look.”

Ke Ruan was lost for words. ‘This guy really is…’

“How is it? Have you seen it clearly?” Si Yuhan leaned closer to his ear, “As the Empress, your dos and don’ts are written on it.”

Ke Ruan didn’t read it carefully that day, and he only knew that Si Yuhan wanted him to be his empress, which dazed him. Therefore, he was not in the mood to care about anything else.

Now that Si Yuhan mentioned it again, Ke Ruan had a bad feeling.

“What? Empress, do you want to read it yourself, or do you want me to read it to you?”

“I’ll do it myself. I’ll do it myself.”

Ke Ruan picked up the decree and was about to read it carefully. When he read the first sentence, he was dumbfounded.

“Are you kidding me?” He turned to look at Si Yuhan.

He remembered that it was only a piece of paper back then, but now it became a decree.

“What do you think?”

Ke Ruan’s mouth twitched. “No, don’t trick me. I didn’t read the contents properly at the time, but there weren’t so many words.”

Si Yuhan raised an eyebrow. “Since you say you didn’t read it carefully that day, how do you know that there weren’t so many words that day?”

Ke Ruan glanced at the last clause. “It’s newly added. What the hell do you mean I can’t have any contact with the women in the palace?”

“Just the literal meaning. By the way, why do you think it’s newly added?”

Ke Ruan got near to the decree, squinting at it. He extended his index finger and wiped the decree lightly. “Damn it, the ink isn’t dry yet. If it’s not newly added, are you going to tell me it’s because of the wet weather recently?”

Si Yuhan frowned. He glanced at the bright sunshine. His excuse was not reasonable.

Ke Ruan looked at Si Yuhan complacently, as if saying, “How about that? What excuse can you come up?”

Was he complacent?

What was there to be complacent about?

Si Yuhan pinched his jaw and Ke Ruan was forced to look up into his eyes, which were deep and dark, as if they were sucking him in.

“What can you do if I say it’s damp today?”

Ke Ruan’s eyes widened. Wasn’t he obviously bullying him?

Who could beat him?

Ke Ruan was about to cry. “Yes, Your Majesty, everything you say is right. It’s my fault. I shouldn’t have said so much.”

“It’s good that you know. Now, please read it to me one by one.”

“There is no need, right?” What was the point of reading the unequal agreement?

“Well?” His voice got low somehow, and Ke Ruan was terrified.

“I’ll read. I’ll read.” He just needed to read a few words, right?

“First, as the Empress, you have to always think of your husband and give him sufficient love at any moment.”

Ke Ruan’s mouth twitched.

Si Yuhan hugged Ke Ruan and looked relaxed. “Continue.”

“Second, As the Empress, you have to look out for your husband all the time. You have to prepare three meals a day and personally feed your husband.”

Ke Ruan was lost for words. ‘F**k! What the hell is the Empress? I am even worse than a nanny. I have to feed him food? Do I need to chew it and then feed him?’