Transdimensional Marketing

　　 night, one o'clock in the morning.

　　 In the physics substitute office on the fifth floor of the main teaching building of No.6 Middle School, a wooden door suddenly appeared in the corner of the east wall out of thin air.

　　 "Crack..."

　　 The wooden door slowly opened, and a small head protruded from the crack in the door.

　　 is the little pink.

　　 She looks left, right, up, down... Then she looks left, right, up, down, then left and right...

"boom."

　　 Chen Yu lifted her foot and kicked her out, with blue veins on her forehead: "Look at Mao, why don't you go inside?"

　　 "Mr. Chen asked me to be cautious..." Xiao Taohong covered her head timidly.

　　 "I kicked your ass, why are you covering your head?"

"Oh."

　　 Hearing this, Xiao Taohong quickly covered her **** and secretly took a look at Chen Yu.

　　 "Don't delay, the teachers are on vacation on Sundays, and the physical chemistry test papers are not approved. Find out my papers quickly and go back to bed after changing them."

"it is good."

　　 The two walked into the office and began to investigate according to the exam room number, and soon found the exam paper box in the exam room where Chen Yu was located.

　　 took out the stacks of papers, Chen Yu concentrated his energy, quickly flipped through the upper left corner, looking for the exam paper with the name "Chen Yu" written on it.

　　 It took five minutes. When the paper turned to the last page, Chen Yu looked up in a daze.

　　 "Did you find it?" Xiao Taohong asked.

　　 "No? Did the teachers take away the single batch?"

　　 "Did you skip it? Read it again."

"Ok."

　　 Chen Yu nodded, and once again flipped through page by page, his speed slowed down a lot.

　　 "……"

　　 When he flipped halfway from top to bottom, he drew out a paper in a daze, pointed at the name in the upper left corner, and looked at Xiao Taohong: "This...what's the matter with this name?"

　　 Xiao Taohong stepped forward and glanced at: "Name, is there a problem?"

　　 "Wow, wow...pop!"

　　 Chen Yu rolled the paper into a roll and patted Xiao Taohong's head fiercely: "You sand sculpture! Big sand sculpture! You are replacing me! Is writing your own name sick?!"

　　 "Huh?" Xiao Taohong took a step back, staring and covering her mouth: "So it can be done like this!"

"Snapped!"

　　 Raised his arms again and smashed Xiao Taohong's head with the paper, Chen Yu roared: "I should say this?! Can you still operate like this?!"

　　 "Yes... I'm sorry, I didn't expect this. I'm just a love robot..."

"Snapped!"

　　 "Aren't you so thick and thin?"

"Snapped!"

　　 "Isn't it going well?"

"Snapped!"

　　 "Should I not lose the chain?"

　　 "Papa Papa..."

　　 "Don't shoot." Xiao Taohong scratched the top of her head: "I'm fine, but the paper will break."

"what……"

　　 Taking a deep breath, Chen Yu tried to calm his emotions: "You will make me very passive. I have known that you are not reliable, and you are not reliable to this extent."

　　 "Yes... Sorry, I won't dare next time."

　　 "There is no next time! Write the code honestly! Balding is your only way out."

　　 Talking, Chen Yu sat down on the teacher’s chair, unfolded the paper, took out correction fluid and a ballpoint pen to change the name, and prepared to continue to correct the mistakes, but after only reading a few questions, he couldn’t hold the pen...

　　 "Come here, come here." He hooked his finger tremblingly.

　　 "Chen... Mr. Chen, are there any questions?"

　　 "The first question asks you to choose the correct option. You fill in the "Why don't you take a plane" and I won't say it. Answer the second question...Are you poisonous?"

　　 "Answer the second question..." Xiao Taohong stretched her head and glanced, wondering: "Am...am I wrong? I'm pretty sure about this question."

"...Ask, a dog is crossing the road, a high-speed vehicle suddenly brakes, and the passengers in the car lean forward. What is the principle? You answer: the passengers want to see whether the dog is dead or not, which belongs to the principle of curiosity. Nima... …"

　　 Chen Yu picked up the paper and patted it on Xiao Taohong's head: "Why are you so sure?! Don't write questions if you can't!"

　　 "Answer...Is the answer wrong..."

"I won't talk about this question anymore. Go back to the multiple-choice question and ask, what is the earliest wireless communication method. Here are four options for you. If you don't choose the beacon, drumming, flying pigeon, etc., you write an ' "Tuomeng' is sick?"

　　 Little Pink: "……"

"There is also a 0.5KG ball falling to the floor with a rebound height of 4CM. How did you answer the other party's knowledge; the mechanical energy problem of the trolley pull problem, you answered that the trolley can’t fit so many, so you drew a truck. There are a lot of popular science trucks, you..."

　　 Little Pink: "……"

　　 "Answer the questions well! What are you doing with these messy things? There are all this kind of answers throughout the article! How can I change it?!"

　　 "Tear!"

　　 As he said, Chen Yu tore off the test paper with all his strength, and put it into a small ball into his pocket: "Give me a new one. There must be one in the office. I will write it again."

　　 "Don't change it?"

　　 "Change your grandma's leg! Get it!"

　　 "Oh oh..."

　　……

　　 At the same time, outside the office window on the roof of a multi-storey building tens of meters apart, a figure slowly lowered the high-powered telescope, and disappeared into the shadow under the cover of night...

　　……

　　 When one person and one machine got home, it was already half past two in the morning.

　　 Chen Yu dragged his tired body, without saying a word, lying straight on the bed, even too lazy to take off his clothes.

　　 "Mr. Chen, how about Xiao Taohong going to school for you tomorrow? You sleep well at home."

　　 "You will be allowed to go when I live enough. Until then, just stay home and program. I see you through. You are not suitable for anything other than computers."

　　 "I am a love robot, love is my strength."

　　 "You are not bad at being beaten."

　　 Xiao Taohong lowered her head and said in frustration: "Sorry, there are no other skills and cognitions integrated in my chip."

　　 "...Forget it, I'm going to sleep, let's write the code. I should also thank you today for helping me a lot."

　　 "Hey!" Hearing this ~www.readwn.com~ Xiao Taohong immediately changed her face and showed a bright smile: "I was praised, love +20!"

　　 "...Made is mentally retarded."

　　 Chen Yu grabbed the quilt and put it over his face.

　　 Xiao Taohong stood there, smiled and looked at Chen Yu for a while, walked to the desk, and quickly coded the code.

　　 Ye God, a quiet person, only a line of characters in front of her, can make her not "cold."

　　 "Papa Papa."

　　 "Papa Papa."

　　 "Papa Papa......"

　　Time, passing by the sound of the keyboard.

　　 After some time, Chen Yu suddenly lifted the quilt, opened his eyes, and looked towards the ceiling.

　　 "Mr. Chen, did you bother you? Or should I go to the warehouse?"

　　 "No, I can't simply fall asleep." Chen Yu raised his head, resting his arm: "When your brain makes you sleep, you don't sleep. If you want to sleep, it's too late."

　　 "How does it feel to sleep?" Xiao Taohong wondered.

　　 "I want to feel like I am dead." Standing up and taking off his coat, Chen Yu yawned and lay down: "Hypnosis with a bell, hurry up and go into deep sleep."

"Ok!"

　　 Xiao Taohong walked to the bed and picked up the hypnotic rattle: "The input efficiency of this notebook is too slow. If you have the opportunity in the future, buy a high-tech device in your watch."

　　 "You have to have spare points. There are too few points..."

　　 "Then why don't you earn points by live broadcast?" Xiao Taohong asked.

　　 "……"

　　 Chen Yu slowly opened his eyes, staring at Xiao Tao Hong in a daze, then turned his head after a while and looked at the spiral ascending aircraft in the corner of the room...

　　……

　　 (Note: Thanks to the two brothers "Liyi" and "Liyi" for their rewards!)