Transdimensional Marketing

　　 "Waste!"

　　 "Proper waste!"

　　 "You can't eat enough! What can't you do! You can forget to pick up your second class! What else can you do? Why didn't I forget you?"

　　 In the living room of the Chen family, Chen Yu and Chen Yike sat down on the sofa honestly, accepting the reprimand from their mother, not daring to refute them.

　　 Chen Erke holding ice black tea and Chen Sanke with fingers, both watched very happily.

　　 "Not next time." Chen Yu raised his hand and said.

　　 "Next time? Do you want another one?" Mother Chen said angrily: "If it weren't for the teacher to call me, you wouldn't remember the day you got married! I dare you to send it?"

　　 "Puff...hahaha."

　　 Chen Yike, who was standing next to Chen Yu, couldn't help laughing, and then quickly held back. But Mother Chen's firepower had long been transferred.

　　 "Are you still smiling? How can you have a face to smile? Your brother has been careless and understandable. You are a girl who is careless? Your sister can forget it. Are you embarrassed to laugh?!"

　　 "Haha."

　　 As the "victim" Chen Erke couldn't help but smile. As a result, Mother Chen's firepower shifted again!

"I told them not to teach you? Are you very happy? Your brother didn't come to pick you up. You can stand outside and wait for an hour and a half, and the northwest wind will be so delicious? I don't know how to call the teacher? Live, can't I remember the three numbers 110? I finally found a restaurant, and I just washed a plate and ran away because of you. The boss can still use me?"

　　 "Cocococo..."

　　 It was Chen Sanke who laughed out loud this time. After a few laughs, he shut up quickly, took two steps back, and awkwardly explained: "I...I'm still young."

　　 "..." Mother Chen stared at Chen Sanke and nodded: "Okay, you are still young, and wait for you to grow up."

　　The words fell, Mother Chen picked up the wallet, gave the "fourth master of the Chen family" a fierce look, and turned and left.

　　 "Mom, where are you going?" Chen Yike worriedly shouted, "Isn't the boss not using you?"

　　 "I'll pay the electricity bill!"

　　 "Didn't you hand in this morning?"

　　 "Forget!" Mother Chen yelled out two words, and then closed the security door forcefully.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Chen Yike: "……"

　　 Chen Erke: "……"

　　 Chen Sanke: "……"

　　 After Chen's mother left, the four members of the family looked at each other, and they dispersed one after another, busying themselves.

　　 One Ke recites words, Er Ke draws pictures, San Ke sees Er Ke draws...

　　 Chen Yu went back to his bedroom, locked the door, and pulled out of the U-235 atomic energy laboratory under the bed to study how to deal with this thing.

　　 Although "Overtime Promotion" said that it will not emit radiation, it is not afraid of 10,000, just in case. Technology products are always inaccurate.

　　 A company as big as three stars still mixes bombs and batteries? Customers on both sides were dissatisfied.

　　 is not sold.

　　 is not easy to send.

　　 To throw away casually is to die.

　　 has no self-use value. It is troublesome to stay at home sooner or later.

　　 This makes Chen Yu feel a bit tricky.

　　 frowned and thought for a long time, feeling that it was really difficult for him to handle it, so he took out his mobile phone and contacted his salesman.

　　 [Chen Yu: "Are you there?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: For you, Mr. Chen, I will always be online. 】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Are you a man or a woman? Can you not say so ambiguous? Goose bumps all over you."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, I am a female."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Oh, let's talk about it, I kind of like to listen."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "...Is there anything wrong with you?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "I want to ask a question."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, please speak."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "If I can't use the technology product you sent me, and it is not convenient to throw away, can I return it to you?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "The product after your evaluation can be recycled if it is not needed."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Recycling? Rich?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "No money."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "What do you call recycling without money?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Although there is no money, we will give you some small gifts according to the value of the product."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "What kind of gifts are they?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Is the product you are returning to the Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Do I have any other products?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Okay, I will inquire for you now, please wait later."】

　　 Please wait for the three words to appear, and the other party’s next WeChat message will be sent.

　　【Overtime promotion: "Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory is very valuable. We can give you one of the following three small gifts."】

　　 [Time and Space Promotion: "One: Polar Mountain Spring Water; Two: Nutrient Mineral Water; Three: Extraterrestrial Drinking Water."]

　　 [Chen Yu: "How can I change three bottles of water?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "It's a bottle, Mr. Chen."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "You guys are a bit cruel, right?"]

　　 The other party did not reply, only a smiley face.

　　 [Chen Yu: "Then tell me the difference between these three bottles of water. The water in the future time and space should have special effects?"]

[Cross-temporal promotion: "Polar mountain spring water is spring water collected from Antarctic ice caves. Nutrient mineral water is pure water added with a variety of life-saving and mineral nutrients. Drinking water is extracted from outside the earth. The water inside the meteorite is purified water after sterilization."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "...So, are they really three bottles of ordinary water?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen from UU reading www.uukanshu.com. Which one would you choose?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "I don't choose which one! I won't change the line?!"]

　　 [Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, please understand. In another way, how valuable is your expensive BB machine in the last century?"]

　　 [Chen Yu: "Don't tell me it's useless! Just change a bottle of water? I would rather take that laboratory into the coffin."]

　　 Human beings are so strange.

　　 At first, Chen Yu only thought that the other party could solve the "garbage".

　　 can wait until the other party is willing to exchange the "thing", but then dislikes that "thing" is not good...

　　【Overtime promotion: "Then please wait a moment, I will apply for you again and see if I can replace it with something you like."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "If it's still water, you don't need to apply."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, you don't know. Non-synthetic natural water will be a more precious drink in the future, and the price will not be low."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "But I don't need it."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Well, please wait a moment."】

　　【Overtime promotion: "According to your possible needs, new gift applications are available. One: shorthand auxiliary ring; two: micro-kinetic basketball shoes; three: precise positioning of the slingshot."]

　　 As soon as he saw the names of these three gifts, Chen Yu's eyes lit up and he typed immediately.

　　 [Chen Yu: "These three things are good! Tell me about them."]

　　 [Overtime promotion: "In terms of price, these three gifts are not as good as the previous three bottles of water. I think you should choose those water"]

　　 [Chen Yu: "I don't want you to think, I want me to think."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "……"】