Transdimensional Marketing

　　 When the smoke slowly dissipated, Chen Yuru was struck by lightning and opened his mouth in a daze.

　　 I saw a man in a long skirt, long hair shawl, and raised buttocks coming out of the dormant cabin.

　　 "Do I look like?" Xiao Taohong raised her arms slightly, and turned around, revealing a white shorts under the flying skirt.

　　 "Ah...my eyes." Chen Yu covered his face in pain.

　　 "I replaced all the voices, so I can't recognize them?"

　　 "Only you can't recognize it, right?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand, grabbed the face exactly like him, and yelled, "It's only a good use to change the face?!"

　　 "No... it doesn't matter, you can wrap your chest with cloth."

　　 "GodTM wraps it with cloth! What about the hair? What about the butt? The skin color of the face and neck are different, hello!"

　　 The little pink face was dragged by Chen Yu like rubber, and said vaguely: "It's normal to grow hair overnight."

　　 "This is the 21st century! It's not normal at all!"

　　 "Fart... **** and skin color... wear more clothes..."

　　 "What about your hands?"

"wear gloves."

　　 "Where is the neck?"

　　 "With a collar."

　　 "Can't you replace all your bodies with men?"

　　 "No, overall replacement can only be done in the future Tesley Company. Only partial replacement is supported in the dormant warehouse."

　　 "...then... okay." Chen Yu let go, frowning and looking up and down the little pink, could not help saying: "I always feel so ugly!"

　　 "Maybe the reason for this face." Xiao Taohong explained seriously.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "Sorry, I was wrong. It has nothing to do with your face."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "Does that matter?" Xiao Taohong panicked and took a timid step back.

　　 "...Forget it." Chen Yu waved his hand weakly: "That's it. I'll take you to a haircut and cut it into my hairstyle."

　　 Talking, Chen Yu turned around and walked to the "gateway in the star system", connecting the space to Los Angeles on the other side of the earth, pushing away, and stepping forward.

　　 Xiao Taohong quickly followed.

　　 At this time, Los Angeles is in the dark night, in the envelope of freedom, the needle drop can be heard quietly.

　　 street lights, dim yellow.

　　 A blast of night wind hit, rolled up plastic bags and beverage bottles, and smashed them on the homeless man in the distance, showing a bit of depression.

　　 After turning around with Little Pink, Chen Yu walked into a barbershop and said to the black man in the chair: "Cut her hair and cut it into my hairstyle."

　　 "Walter?" The black man stood up and looked up and down Chen Yu with his big belly.

　　 "My English is not good, tell him, cut it into my hairstyle."

"it is good."

　　 Xiao Taohong nodded, spread her hands, and spoke English for a while.

　　 The black man's eyes widened, and he started talking "chily".

　　 "Do you speak English?" Chen Yu doubted: "What did you say?"

　　 "He said I look ugly."

　　 "……"

　　 "Said that if I cut my hair, it would be even uglier." Xiao Taohong added.

　　 "……"

　　Standing on the spot for a while, Chen Yu turned around in silence and walked outside the door.

　　 "Where are you going?"

　　 "Take my golden middle finger."

　　……

　　 After fifteen minutes, the two returned to their bedroom.

　　 Chen Yu took out his phone and looked at the time, immediately took off his jacket and threw it to Xiao Taohong: "Hurry up, it's late, go to the kitchen for dinner, then go to the exam, and change clothes quickly."

"it is good."

　　 Xiao Taohong turned her back, took off her skirt, wrapped her chest with a long towel, and tied it fiercely.

　　 "Squeak!"

　　 Chen Yu heard his teeth sore: "You... don't you hurt?"

　　 "What is pain?" Xiao Taohong looked back suspiciously.

　　 "...no...nothing, you continue."

"Oh."

　　 Little Pink was puzzled, and didn't think too much, put on Chen Yu's clothes, scarf, and gloves, wrapped tightly inside and outside, and turned around: "Mr. Chen, does it look like this time?"

　　 Chen Yu took a step back and looked carefully at his chin: "Hey, there is still a little meaning."

　　 "Then I'm going to school now!" Little Taohong jumped happily, picked up Chen Yu's schoolbag and carried it on her body, and was about to push the door.

　　 "Wait a minute, do you know where Sixth Middle School is?"

"do not know."

　　 "Do you know where my exam room is?"

"do not know."

　　 "What is the teacher's name? Which subject?"

　　 "I don't know." Xiao Taohong lowered her head: "I don't know what you said, I'm just a love robot..."

　　 "Does this have something to do with whether you are a robot? You have to learn to be careful! Like me, there are coarse but fine points."

　　 "Understood, can be coarse and fine."

　　 "Is it so thick and thin! Fuck!"

　　 "Thickness and fineness." Xiao Taohong repeated.

　　 "..." Chen Yu was silent, he suddenly felt that he could not look directly at this idiom in the future.

　　 "Well, skip this topic, talk about something else."

　　 After the words came, Chen Yu circled the little pink, frowning: "I still feel a little awkward."

　　 "Where is it? How about I tighten my chest?"

　　 "...It has nothing to do with that, OK? Let's go two steps, take two steps with your legs."

　　 "Yes...Is that so?" Little Pink took a tentative step and took two steps.

"Snapped!"

　　 Chen Yu clapped his hands: "Understood! You can't walk in a good posture. Just like a lady, walk generously, don't take catwalks."

　　 "This way?" Xiao Taohong opened her horoscope and took two steps imposingly.

　　 "You will be beaten if you walk like this..."

　　 "What about this?" Xiao Taohong changed another walking position.

"Well... it's okay, it's almost there." Chen Yu glanced at the time on the phone again, pulled Xiao Taohong, and seriously ordered: "No. 6 Middle School is not far from here, you go downstairs and walk to the left along the sidewalk. Pass by a kindergarten, an elementary school and a middle school, then turn left and pass two traffic lights..."

　　 After ten minutes of talking about everything in detail, Chen Yu took the water glass and drank it and cleared his throat: "Cough. Did you remember what I said?"

"remember."

　　 "Then you go. I'm not in a single room for this exam. I'm taking the exam with my classmates, so you should talk less and pretend that your voice is broken."

　　 "Understand!"

　　 "Today's test is physics and chemistry, you just write according to the handwriting I taught you just now, and write all the questions whether you will or not, fill the papers, and we will find opportunities to change them."

　　 "Understand!"

　　 "Don't do weird behaviors! Don't drop me the chain!"

　　 "Understood! Absolutely not!" Xiao Taohong promised, patting her chest.

　　 "I always feel uneasy about you."

　　 "Don't worry, Mr. Chen, Xiao Taohong is very stable. I am thick and thin now."

　　 "It can be coarse and fine! No, it is coarse and fine!"

　　 "Yeah, it's too thin~www.readwn.com~ Carrying a schoolbag, Xiao Taohong pushed open the bedroom door and walked into the kitchen to wait for breakfast.

　　As a robot, she just needs to charge it. So she prepared a fake meal for this meal, and then vomited it secretly when she arrived at school.

　　 "Why do you wear such thick clothes at home?" Mother Chen looked up and down the little pink with the plate: "Have a cold?"

"Ok."

　　 "Did you kick the quilt at night? It's time!"

"Ok."

　　 "Oh!"

"Ok."

　　 Chen Mu walked out of the kitchen with an ugly face, took out the medicine box in the drawer of the living room and found a board of cold capsules, returned to the kitchen to buckle two capsules, and put them directly into Xiao Taohong's mouth.

　　 "Eat!"

　　 Little Pink: "……"

　　 "Drink!" Mother Chen took another glass of water.

　　 Little Pink: "……"

　　 "Drink! So what am I doing?" Mother Chen frowned.

　　 "No." Xiao Taohong took the water glass, was silent for a while, and whispered a word: "It's great to be a human..."

　　……

　　 In the locked bedroom, Chen Yu lay on the floor and sighed lightly when she heard the sound of Xiao Taohong leaving the house.

　　 "I hope she won't cause me trouble..."

　　 stood up, Chen Yu sat back on the bed, looked ahead, quietly waiting for the arrival of nine o'clock.

　　 Twenty-one minutes later, at exactly nine o'clock in the morning, a rotating wormhole suddenly appeared in the midair of the bedroom!

"coming."

　　……

　　 (Note: Thank you for the 500 rewards from the friends of "Demon Demon Little Ghost", "Yue Zun Qingcheng", and "Super Power Master".)

　　 (Note: Thanks to brother Su Ranyou for the 1000 reward!)

　　 (Note: I also thank all the friends who gave small rewards and recommended tickets for support.)