Transdimensional Marketing

　　 Special agents, also known as secret police officers, are employed by officials to work for security, military, and other sensitive systems.

　　As an agent, he usually tries to hide his identity before obtaining intelligence and information.

　　 Chen Yu knew this, so as soon as Xing Biqi entered the classroom, he sketched all kinds of plans to "treat" Xing Biqi in his mind.

　　 The excitement made him bend down.

　　 Anyway, as an agent, the other party will never resist fiercely in order to get close to him, to have a relationship with him, and to obtain information from him.

　　 If the opponent resists or even fights with him, that's even better!

　　Chen Yu has a direct reason to break the relationship between the two, and he will never talk to each other! Completely avoid the approach of this female agent.

　　 After all, according to common sense, it is impossible for a man to refuse a beauty. But if it is a beautiful woman who has had conflicts, it is reasonable to refuse.

　　 "Great Wisdom, this is Great Wisdom..."

　　 At this time, Chen Yu felt that he could lead the prosperity and development of mankind, and get rid of the city fox community rat beside him.

　　 is really awesome.

　　 "Old 衲 pointed out that this female agent will talk to me in a short time. At that time, hehe..."

　　 Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and bought various gags, ropes, whips, candles, bells, cat tails... Then he sat on his chest and waited quietly with his arms folded.

　　 Then.

　　 This class.

　　He just waited for a week...

　　From Monday, wait until Monday of the second week...

　　 This Xing Biqi seems to have never seen him before, completely ignoring him.

　　 Even though Chen Yu used the invisible camera for a long time to secretly take pictures, he did not find any abnormality of Xing Biqi.

　　I live in poverty at home, live with my grandparents, and study hard, but my memory is not so good that I can’t improve my grades.

　　 "666! Professional! Too professional! This female agent knows the truth of desire and indulgence, and the personality is also normal. It seems that it is not very easy to deal with."

　　 "Should I take the initiative to attack?"

　　 Chen Yu thought for a long time, but decided to give up the idea of ​​proactively starting a conversation.

　　 In his eyes, he and this lovely female agent are like leaders. Whoever reveals their intentions first may be at a disadvantage.

　　 "A little girl can't beat you? You have the ability, so don't talk to me for the rest of your life."

　　 Chen Yu sneered again and again.

　　……

　　 After school in the evening, Chen Yu returned home and said hello to his family. Then he entered the bedroom and saw Xiao Taohong take out all the props in the express.

　　 "What are you doing?" Chen Yu hurriedly locked the door, angrily rushed to Xiao Taohong, and grabbed a bundle of rope: "Why dismantle my express?!"

"I think you haven't opened the package when this express arrived, and I want to help you organize it." As she said, Xiao Taohong lowered her head shyly: "Is this...Is all these things for me? I...I accept it. ..."

　　 "I don't accept it! MMP!"

　　 Chen Yu scolded and put these props into the express carton: "This is what I kept to torture! Not a toy!"

　　 "A torture toy? What's wrong?" Xiao Taohong was puzzled.

　　 "Are we chatting across servers? What are you talking about?"

　　 "You understand..." Xiao Taohong covered her face, shaking her legs with excitement.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Put the props into the carton, re-sealed them and threw them under the bed. Chen Yu said solemnly: "Little pink! You can't move my courier in the future! Have you heard?"

"understood."

　　 "Why don't you go to work? Didn't you say that you only have 30 minutes of rest a week?"

　　 "Yes, I'm resting during this time."

　　 "Oh, starting next week, every week I work, let’s take a 15-minute break."

　　 "Will... will it be too little..."

"Of course not." Chen Yu patted Xiao Taohong on the shoulder: "Working hard is a manifestation of the value of a person, and the same is true for robots. We should all pay tribute to the strugglers! Every second opportunity to work, every trace of civilization They were all made hundreds of thousands of years ago by the ancestors who blew and drank blood and fought hard from the claws of wild beasts! The blessings that belonged to the cultivation of the previous life, cherish it!"

　　 "That's it." Xiao Taohong suddenly sat back at the desk, typing the code frantically.

"obedient."

　　 Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction, then took out his mobile phone and contacted the salesman of the overtime promotion.

　　 [Chen Yu: "Little Taohong, can you give me another one?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, if you like the love partner simulation robot, you can buy it through the ‘Overtime Commercial Shelf’. Because of the rules, the team will not apply for the technology products you have owned."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Why?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Avoid repeated promotion."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Does the robot have a lifespan? How long will it hurt to work continuously?"]

　　 [Overtime promotion: "Is your body so good? Can you keep the robot working?"]

　　 [Chen Yu: "It has a hairy relationship with my body? I asked you if it can continue to work? How long does it need to rest?"]

[Overtime promotion: "The love partner robot uses special composite materials. In theory, it will not be damaged if it continues to work for 20 years. Moreover, even if it is damaged, it can be repaired in the supporting dormant compartment, and accessories can be replaced. As for the robot The chip in the brain is a dual-chip structure, which is alternately rotated and is more difficult to damage. You can use it as you like."]

　　 [Chen Yu: "Then I can rest assured. By the way, the second live broadcast is about to start in half a month. Have you applied for the product for evaluation?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Applying, you must be satisfied!"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Okay, then I'll wait and see. Let's talk back."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Goodbye."】

　　 Exited WeChat and took back the phone. Chen Yu looked up and found that Xiao Taohong was standing in front of him with an excited expression.

　　 "What's wrong? Something?"

　　 "Mr. Chen, I have completed another order!" Xiao Taohong turned sideways and pointed to the laptop screen: "I made a lot of money for you!"

　　 "Money?" Chen Yu realized the transfer immediately, UU reading www.uukanshu.com focused on the screen: "How much?"

　　 "A list of 17,000 ken. The contract is 120,000 yuan!"

"One hundred twenty thousand?!"

　　 "Yes! One hundred twenty thousand!"

　　 "Fuck!" Chen Yu was shocked: "How much did you make?"

　　 "Counting this, I made almost 600,000 in half a month."

　　 "...Awesome!" After a moment of silence, Chen Yu slammed his fist: "Too awesome!"

　　 "Ang! Great!" Xiao Taohong also raised her fist.

　　 "You are really my lucky star!" Chen Yu held Xiao Taohong's shoulders and said excitedly: "Go ahead! I asked, it won't be bad if you can continue to work for 20 years!"

　　 "It's amazing!"

　　 "Yes, I will take a three-minute rest every week after work!"

　　 "I can stay alive for twenty years, and I can also take a rest."

　　 "Don't! I can't use you as a tool to make money. Take a three-minute break! That's it."

　　 "Mr. Chen, you are so kind to me..." Little Pink's eyes flushed.

　　 "This is your blessing and my blessing, salute you! Work hard!"

"it is good!"

　　 Xiao Taohong quickly turned around, jumped onto the chair, "cracking" on the keyboard, her eyes seemed to be filled with thick flames, bursting into a small universe.

　　 "It's so powerful!" Chen Yu gave a thumbs up: "I won't bother you for now, make money. Tap the keyboard, don't break it."

"it is good!"

　　 "Crack—Boom."

　　 Chen Yu closed the door and left, Xiao Taohong trembled with excitement, and his ten fingers were like phantoms.

　　 But after 10 minutes of coding, she was taken aback.

"what?"

　　 "Am I not a love robot..."