Transdimensional Marketing

　　 Standing on the **** of Qinghai Plateau, Chen Yu crossed his fingers, summing up the camera lens.

"Scientific progress is the main driving force for social production and economic development. It will change the way of life in all aspects of human communication, consumption, learning, leisure, and entertainment. At the same time, it will also bring environmental pollution, ecological crisis, and war crimes. , Resource shortages, cultural collapse, and so on.

　　 "But for good or bad, its progress is unstoppable. People can only passively bear the crush of history."

"We are in 2020. We don't know what human experience will happen in the future, what kind of drastic changes will happen in the future society, and we don't know whether future technology will bring happiness or suffering. We can only get a glimpse of the calabash through these future products. Measurement."

　　 "As a modern person, I am unable to evaluate how people in the future will use the ‘intrastellar portal’. I only know that in 3800, humanity is still advancing."

　　 After speaking, Chen Yu opened his arms and let the cold wind blow his imperial robe, full of anger.

　　 "Then today's live evaluation will come to an end here."

"Thanks to Transcendence Group for providing me with this high-tech product. I will release the edited version of this live broadcast on time at 9 o'clock tomorrow morning. I hope you can spread it. Only the more friends I follow, I can bring it A better product. The portal is just an introduction."

　　 "Next Sunday, the live evaluation will continue. We..."

　　 "See you or leave."

　　【Wow! 】

　　 [Not enough! 】

　　 [How can your live broadcast be so short? 】

　　 [Fucking short! 】

　　【I want to see you send it to the Great Hall, I’ll believe it if you can. 】

　　 [Can I go to the moon to see? Are there any footprints? 】

　　 [Go to the White House! Go to the White House! Go to the White House! 】

　　 Ignoring the crowded barrage, Chen Yu decisively closed the live broadcast, and the screen fell into darkness.

　　……

　　 "Huh..."

　　 sat down on the soil slope, and Chen Yu lightly breathed a sigh of relief: "This live broadcast should have been smooth, and I didn't recite the wrong lines."

　　 "Wang, there is a herder on the left, it seems to be calling the police."

　　 "Don't worry about him, it's okay." Raising his wrist to look at the time, Chen Yu got up and walked to the portal, manipulated the virtual earth, re-docked the space behind the door to the Sahara Desert, and stepped in.

　　 Liao was uninhabited in the desert. He assuredly changed the shape of the portal, turning it back into the shape of the wooden door in his home, and then returned to his bedroom with little pink.

　　 "Pump!"

　　 lay on the bed in a large font, and Chen Yu rolled comfortably: "It's better to be at home."

　　 "Yes." Xiao Taohong nodded in agreement: "Today I went through an adventure with'Wang'. I am very happy, and my favorability is increased by 20."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 After a moment of silence, he grabbed the pillow wheel and slammed it on Xiao Taohong's head: "Add your grandma! Hurry up and learn programming! Give me a job and earn money! Mental retardation!"

　　 "Hmm..." Xiao Taohong stomped aggrievedly.

　　 "咚! 咚! 咚!"

　　 The whole bedroom seems to be shaking.

　　 "Don't step on it! This is the 19th floor!" Chen Yu roared.

　　 "Brother!"

　　 "Boom!"

　　 Not long after, Chen Yike's horrified shout and knock on the door came from outside the bedroom: "It looks like an earthquake."

　　 "It's a big shock, I just accidentally dropped something." Chen Yu glared at Xiao Taohong and turned to explain.

　　 "Did you drop the ceiling?"

　　 "...Why don't you say that I dropped the load-bearing wall?"

　　 "Brother, I want to go in and have a look, open the door! You will toss at home every Sunday."

　　 "Stop making noise! ​​I'm going to sleep."

　　 "Open the door! Brother!" Chen Yike outside the door also stamped her foot, but obviously it was far less powerful than Xiao Taohong.

　　 "Ah..." Chen Yu scratched his hair: "Women are really troublesome."

　　 jumped out of the bed, he took off the imperial **** robe and threw it under the bed, then looked at Xiao Taohong, and said in a low voice: "Invisible, the clothes are hidden."

"Yes."

　　 Xiao Taohong nodded, quickly turned on the optical invisibility, took off the cheongsam, and threw it under the bed like Chen Yu.

　　 "Brother, I will call mom if you don't open the door."

"I'm coming."

　　 Putting on the coat at home, Chen Yu walked to the door and opened the lock, and pushed: "Let's take a look, see if the ceiling is down."

　　 "I'm afraid you are in danger in the house." Chen Yike walked into the bedroom dissatisfied, and looked around: "I thought there was an earthquake in the living room just now, can you be honest as a big brother."

　　 "Fine. The second child is in cram school?"

　　 "I haven't come back yet, wait for a while to cook."

　　 "Is there anything to eat then? Hungry."

　　 "There are leftovers in the kitchen. The snacks on the coffee table belong to the third child. Don't eat them!"

"Ok."

Chen Yu responded and walked straight to the living room. He glanced at Chen Sanke, who was sleeping on the sofa. He picked up her gold-plated baby bottle, unscrewed the cap, drank the goat milk inside, and then picked up the coffee table. Top Chen Sanke's favorite butter cookies, swallow five in one bite, and eat out in three bites.

　　Snacks, this thing breaks very fast.

　　 He doesn't rush to eat as a brother, is that still a human?

　　 "Papa."

　　 patted the **** on his hands, Chen Yu walked back to his bedroom and was shocked when he saw the scene in the bedroom!

　　 I saw Chen Yike holding a small pink skirt in his hand, staring at Chen Yu in disbelief.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Chen Yike: "……"

　　 Both of them stared at each other, their muscles kept stiff.

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　　 The sound seemed to disappear at this moment.

　　 For a long time, Chen Yu trembled and said, "Okay...it looks like your skirt? Where did you find it?"

　　 "It's...just on the bed..."

　　 "It's amazing...hehe, hehehe..."

　　 Chen Yike swallowed: "I... my skirt... why is it in your room?"

　　 "Maybe I brought my laundry back by accident..."

　　 Chen Yike lowered his head, focusing on the skirt: "There are still traces of passing through..."

　　 "..." Chen Yu slowly covered his face.

　　 "Brother..." Chen Yike's cheeks flushed suddenly, and he stopped talking, but said nothing. He picked up the skirt and ran away.

　　 "Boss! Listen to my explanation." Chen Yu stretched out his hand.

　　 Chen Yike paused, red ears and left a sentence: "Brother, I didn't expect you to have this hobby."

After 　　 said, he returned to his room as if fleeing, and closed the door with a "bang".

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Chen Sanke, who was sleeping on the sofa, was awakened by the sound of closing the door. He opened his eyes and looked around blankly. He quickly found the empty baby bottles and cookie boxes on the coffee table and began to think about when he had eaten clean...

"Ugh……"

　　 In the second bedroom, Chen Yu also closed the door, walked to the window sill, and looked down at the street with surging traffic, his face was ashes.

　　 "It's over..."

　　 "Finally I will be treated as a pervert by my sister..."

　　……

(Note: Thank you to the six “Susu is a salted fish”, “Poor monk’s willfulness”, “Kommun Youth League Youth Guards”, “Reclamation Taoist”, “Zhanqi Mingshen”, and “Fate and Destiny” 500 tips from friends.)

　　 (Note: Thanks to the quaint friend of Tiancheng for the 1000 reward!)