Transdimensional Marketing

　　 When the box is opened, the first thing that imprints is a thick product manual.

　　 Take away the manual. Below is a metal box similar to a tool box. Through the glass lid of the box, you can see that there are gadgets of unknown purpose.

"what is this?"

　　 Suspiciously, he removed the package of instructions and turned to the first page.

　　 [Thank you for purchasing the children's educational toy series produced by Yuetu Company]

　　 "My...children's toys?"

　　 dumbfounded for a moment, he quickly took out his phone and sent a WeChat message.

　　 [Chen Yu: "You asked me to evaluate a children's toy?"]

　　 [Overtime promotion: "Yes. In order to apply for this product for you, I still owe a lot of people please."]

　　 [Chen Yu: "Are you serious?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "That's right. What's wrong with Mr. Chen?"】

"I……"

　　 Chen Yu wanted to swear, but gave up, picking up the manual and reading it carefully.

　　 Even if it's just a children's toy, it is a toy from the future time and space, maybe there is something inside...

　　 Sure enough, when he only flipped through the three pages of the manual, he was shocked by the "Qiankun" in this "children's toy", and his whole body instantly became cold.

　　 "Guru."

　　 After swallowing, Chen Yu picked up the phone and typed with trembling thumbs.

　　 [Chen Yu: "You told me this thing is a toy?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Or a children's toy?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen. Is there any problem?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Do you children in the future world make nuclear bombs at home?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "……"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Uranium-235 Nuclear Energy Laboratory! Is this the name of a children's toy?!"]

[Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, please calm down. This product is mainly to let children understand the elements and physics, increase their knowledge and practical ability. And there are protective devices in the product, which will not cause radiation damage, let alone random nuclear explosions. .do not worry."】

　　【Chen Yu: "……"】

　　【Overtime promotion: "Trust me! It's just a toy."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Can I exchange it?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "You can't change it without quality problems, dear."】

"Ugh."

　　 Putting down the phone and holding the manual, Chen Yu sighed and bit the scalp and continued to look through it. The more he looked, the more he felt toothache.

　　 Take a look at what's inside...

　　 A Geiger Müller counter that measures radioactivity.

　　 An electroscope that measures the electrical charge of an object.

　　 Two scintillation mirrors that observe radioactive decay.

　　 Two Wilson cloud chambers that observe particle trajectories and are equipped with monitors.

　　 A large protective cover.

　　 An Alpha source made of lead-210 and polonium-210.

　　 Beta source made of ruthenium 106.

　　Gamma radiation source made of zinc 65.

　　 A circle of aluminum blocks.

　　 A circle of U-238.

　　 A polonium-beryllium projectile.

　　 8 uranium ore specimens...

　　 Oh, my god, there is also a finger-sized bullet case and a round detonator inside! Awesome.

　　 It seems that in terms of population control technology, the future civilization really has come to the fore, grabbing directly from the doll...

　　 After reading the thick manual with difficulty, Chen Yu sat on the floor, lost in thought.

　　He is rejoicing.

　　 Fortunately, my choice to hide my identity last night was so correct.

　　 He is very skeptical. If you come to a few more "freakish" product reviews, Station B may follow bad luck...

　　 "It's better to write the copy first, and strive to finish the shooting soon."

　　Electronic equipment will leave traces. In order to prevent the possibility of revealing his identity, Chen Yu wrote the copy with pen and paper, and burned it after he was ready to shoot.

　　 He knows his strengths and weaknesses, he doesn't know how to host, and his mouth is clumsy. There is no need to write a lengthy introduction, just be brief and straightforward!

　　 So, in only half an hour, the copy of the evaluation was written. The whole is divided into four parts.

　　一, the product is out of the box.

　　Second, product introduction.

　　 Three, operation demonstration.

　　Four, the ending summary.

　　 took the paper manuscript and read it twice from top to bottom to make sure that there were no wrong words or unsmooth spots, and Chen Yu began to set the scene busy.

　　 First, push the bed under the window to make a lot of space. Then I found two large sheets to cover the walls and floor. Finally, use big cardboard boxes to form a table.

　　 A simple evaluation studio is complete...

　　 "Boom boom boom!"

　　 At this time, the bedroom door was knocked suddenly, and Chen Yike shouted: "Brother! Are you demolishing the house inside? It's smashing?"

　　 "I'm working out! Don't knock on the door to disturb me!"

　　 "I want to go in and take a look."

　　 "Don't drive! Go! Don't disturb me."

　　 "Boom boom boom!"

　　 Chen Yike knocked on the door three more times: "Brother! Don't think about suicide, right?"

　　 "Puff..."

　　 Chen Yu almost choked on his saliva.

　　 "Brother! Open the door! Don't scare me!"

　　 "Don't watch those brain-dead dramas in the future, I won't drive, hurry up."

　　 "If you don't open the door, I will smash the door!"

　　 scratching his head irritably, Chen Yu walked to the door and threatened: "Do you want more money for the autumn tour?"

　　 "Yes."

"go!"

"it is good."

　　 Hearing the footsteps of Chen Yike leaving outside, Chen Yu walked back to his "studio", but before sitting down, Chen Yike shouted again outside the door.

　　 "Brother! There is no compensation for committing suicide by jumping off the building! Don't be stupid!"

　　 "Get out!"

　　 "Gotta go."

　　……

　　 Everything is ready, UU reading www. Uukanshu.com Chen Yu put on a set of unusual clothes, put on the mask of Beijing opera facial makeup, turned on the camera's video recording function, and sat silent in front of the camera.

　　 "……"

　　 "……"

　　 He forgot the word.

　　 quickly picked up the copy and glanced at it. Chen Yu took a deep breath, grabbed the box of the "Uranium-235 Atomic Energy Laboratory" with both hands, and placed it on the evaluation table with a "bang".

　　 "Hello, audience friends, here is the first phase of the super-time evaluation program. This time, the product for everyone is a children's educational toy produced by Yuetu, the U-235 atomic energy laboratory..."

　　 "...You can now see the various experimental gadgets in the laboratory, let me briefly explain, this is a scintillation mirror, used to observe radioactive decay..."

　　 "...Then we put the uranium into the projectile according to the instructions, but first put on the spherical wave detonator... I repeat, this is a children's educational toy..."

　　……

　　 Three hours later, the recording is finished.

　　 More than two hours of these were Chen Yu's various verbal errors and mistakes, and there were only more than 20 minutes of effective material. Through editing, it should be possible to synthesize a fifteen-minute evaluation video.

　　 But at this time, Chen Yu doesn't care about any comments...

　　 He pulled his legs out of the collapsed evaluation table, stood up on the wall, and glanced at the messy atomic energy laboratory. He took off the mask, and took out the phone with an extremely ugly expression.

　　 [Chen Yu: "In?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Yes. Is there anything wrong with Mr. Chen?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Don’t you say that it won’t be nuclear explosion?! Ah?!!!"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "?"】