Transdimensional Marketing

Chapter 63: Robot Little Pink

   [Overtime promotion: "Congratulations, Mr. Chen! Your fans have exceeded the fifty thousand mark!"]

   Seeing this WeChat message, Chen Yu was agitated, and he was completely sleepy.

   [Chen Yu: "When will the reward be sent?"]

  【Overtime promotion: "Can you receive it in your current situation? If possible, I will send it to you."】

   [Chen Yu: "Yes, you can! Absolutely!"]

  【Overtime promotion: "Are you sure?"】

   [Chen Yu: "Fa! What is uncertain about this?"]

  【Overtime promotion: "Okay, it is being sent for you, please pay attention to receiving."】

   With the fall of this message, a space-time wormhole that was much larger than before suddenly appeared in the bedroom!

   "Pump!"

   The huge white box fell heavily, dust was everywhere, and the windows hummed.

   The floor was smashed into a big hole.

   Chen Yu: "……"

   [Chen Yu: "Do you really destroy my floor?!"]

  【Overtime promotion: "I have reminded me again and again and asked if you can receive it."】

   [Chen Yu: "But you didn't say it would break my floor?!"]

  【Overtime promotion: "I have reminded me again and again and asked if you can receive it."】

   [Chen Yu: "Did you deliberately?"]

  【Overtime promotion: smile】

   Press the screen to quit WeChat, Chen Yu sighed for a long while with joy and sorrow.

   "I can only tell my parents and find someone to fix the floor..."

   Walking to the big white box, Chen Yu tore the seal and opened the lid. Looking at the blue metal box with a sense of science and technology inside, the irritability caused by the damaged floor was quickly replaced by excitement and joy.

   "My girlfriend..."

   rubbed his palms, Chen Yu didn't know what was thinking of his mind, and the rare old face blushed.

   "This should be a button."

   glanced anxiously, he found the transparent button just above the blue metal box and pressed it firmly.

   "嘀——"

   Accompanied by a clear electronic synthesis sound, the front cover of the blue metal box slides slowly to the left.

   "Sizzle!"

   Waves of white mist sprayed out in all directions, and the gap between the lid and the box body became larger and larger, gradually revealing the figure inside...

   "Come out, my treasure...?!"

   Seeing the clearer figure in the box, Chen Yu's expression changed from excitement, to shyness, to loss, to consternation, to fear...

   This "love partner simulation robot" turned out to be a muscular two-meter strong man!

   "Huh!"

The brawny man opened his eyes fiercely, a pair of black pupils stared at Chen Yu, his muscles squirmed, his mouth opened and closed: "Hello! Mr. Chen Yu, I am your love partner simulation robot. Let us start a wonderful love. Right."

   Chen Yu: "...Where is my knife?"

   "What are you looking for? Do you need my help?" The robot straightened up and said in standard Mandarin.

   "You will wait a moment."

   turned around, Chen Yu took out his mobile phone and typed quickly.

   [Chen Yu: "You come out."]

  【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, are you satisfied with this love partner simulation robot?"】

   [Chen Yu: "I am so satisfied with a hammer! Why am I a man?!"]

   [Overtime promotion: "You didn’t emphasize gender?"]

   [Chen Yu: "What a special love robot! Does this gender still need to be emphasized?! Are you mentally retarded?!"]

   [Overtime promotion: "Love robots are not breeding robots. Why should you care about gender?"]

   [Chen Yu: "I am really really curious about the culture of your future people."]

   [Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, don’t care about gender. If you like women, there are replaceable accessories in the package, you can match them as you like."]

   [Chen Yu: "...I...you are going to lose me."]

   "Hello, Mr. Chen, introduce myself, my name is Xiao Taohong. Do you need me to clean up the housework for you?" At this time, the artificial robot in the box moved flexibly to the back of Chen Yu and said "gently".

   "Go!" Chen Yu turned his head and pointed to the blue metal box: "Go back and lie down, pretending to be unopened."

"Ok."

   [Chen Yu: "Change! I want to change!"]

  【Overtime promotion: "The product is delivered and normally cannot be returned or exchanged."】

   [Chen Yu: "I don't care! This is a mistake in your work! You must change!"]

   [Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, are you very dissatisfied with this product?"]

   [Chen Yu: "Not satisfied! I want to change!!!"]

   [Overtime promotion: "Large space-time wormholes cannot be opened frequently. If you want to replace it, we can only deliver it to you in three days."]

   [Chen Yu: "It will work in three months, hurry up and take this Titan away."]

   [Overtime promotion: "Are you sure you want to replace it? Think about it again. Xiao Taohong will be sad."]

   [Chen Yu: "Go to his grandma's little pink! If it doesn't leave, I will become Xiaojuhong. Change!"]

   [Time-space promotion: "Okay. This will open the space-time wormhole for you. Please put the love partner robot and the robot sleeping box into the wormhole."]

   Putting down the phone, Chen Yu walked to the blue metal box and looked at Xiao Taohong.

   Xiao Taohong also looked at Chen Yu, her pectoralis major trembling...

   "Mr. Chen, are you going to abandon me?"

   "I didn't abandon you, I wanted you to let me go."

   "Is it because I belong to a man.???" Little Taohong was aggrieved.

   "No, no, no." Chen Yu waved his hands again and again: "Blame me for not being a woman. Go, you can't get happiness with me."

   "Oh." Xiao Taohong sighed heavily and closed her eyes: "I hope we still have the chance to meet. Goodbye."

   Chen Yu stretched out his hand and pushed the box, motionless: "Brother, you will sleep later, help me put the box into the wormhole, and then go in by yourself..."

  ……

   gently, Xiao Taohong is gone.

   It’s not as strong as it comes ~www.readwn.com~ with a wave of muscles, leaving only the sunken floor...

   Sitting at the desk, Chen Yu picked up the phone, thumbs flying.

   [Chen Yu: "In?"]

   [Overtime promotion: "[Auto Reply] Hello, I am not here for the time being, please contact after burning."

  【Overtime promotion: "Later."】

  【Chen Yu: "……"】

  【Overtime promotion: "Do you have any questions?"】

   [Chen Yu: "Sent, did you receive it?"]

  【Overtime promotion: "I received it."】

   [Chen Yu: "This reward is very important to me, so I have to personally intervene. Before the delivery, show me the appearance of the robot."]

  【Overtime promotion: "Okay."】

   The message fell, and the other party immediately sent ten photos.

   Chen Yu only glanced at it, and she felt cold all over.

   [Chen Yu: "I knew it! I knew you would cheat me! Isn't this all Qiao Biluo?"]

  【Overtime promotion: "Qiao Biluo? Who is that?"】

   [Chen Yu: "I want beautiful women! Big beautiful women! No tanks!"]

   [Super-time promotion: "Aren't these simulated robots beautiful?"]

   [Chen Yu: "...Do you have any misunderstanding of the word beauty?"]

  【Overtime promotion: "Men are strong and tall and beautiful, while women are plump and white are beautiful."】

   Chen Yu did not beep too much with the other party, and directly sent a photo of his secretly collected school flowers.

   [Chen Yu: "I just want this."]

  【Overtime promotion: "This kind of aesthetic can't agree. Ancient people, it’s terrible."】

   [Chen Yu: "You people in the future are not only terrible, but also pitiful."]

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