Transdimensional Marketing

　　 "This is the fourth episode of the Chronicle Evaluation Program. Thank you very much for your long-term support! This time, the product I brought to you is quite special."

As he said, Chen Yu in the picture stretched out three fingers: "In the first phase, the evaluation is a nuclear test simulation toy. The second phase is a quantum glasses for office learning. The third phase is a small object for leisure and entertainment. But today’s evaluation is fundamentally different from previous products!"

　　 "Because..."

　　 Chen Yu turned his fingers into his palms and patted the table in front of him: "It's a weapon!"

　　 "A lethal heat weapon!"

　　 "Its name is guns."

　　 [I think UP, you are floating. 】

　　【69696969……】

　　 [The rhythm of the story is getting better and better. 】

　　 [Is it a fire unicorn? (Manually funny)]

　　 [The last issue is up]

　　 [I hope I can see you on the Legal Channel. 】

　　【Visual inspection of water gun...】

A wave of barrage drifted by, and Chen Yu pushed on his mask and continued: "In station B, no UP owner dared to personally evaluate the firearms. I am the only one in the shoe. Of course, as a name' The UP master of'Chrono-space', this gun naturally does not belong to the current time-space. It is..."

　　 Dragging a long key, Chen Yu reached out his hand and took out the mighty and heavy spear from under the table, and put it on the table with a "bang": "The 404 hot-wire gun produced by Keermei Military Industries in 2404!"

　　 [The shape is awesome! I almost believed it. 】

　　【The murderous UP master of station B! Referred to as killing than UP. 】

　　 [Don't say this item really looks like something? 】

　　【Reflective! Costly! 】

　　 [As a blind person, it is really sad to see this kind of violent video. 】

　　 [Even if the unpacking link is really eliminated? ! 】

　　【Can it be given to fans as a bonus? I want to play...]

Slowly stroking the gun body, Chen Yu snapped his fingers and said, "I know, you all thought it was just a toy at this time, and you thought I was a sand sculpture. Now, I will go directly to the product evaluation and introduction link. I will show you this mankind’s strongest individual weapon three centuries later!"

　　 After that, Chen Yu stood up with his gun and took out a small cage.

　　 Inside the cage, there is a little mouse spinning around.

　　 "Since it is a weapon evaluation, there must be a target. So I caught this big mouse from the trash pile to visually demonstrate the lethality of the 404 hot-wire gun on creatures."

　　 [Mouse lovers strongly condemn! 】

　　【What a cute little mouse, it must be lively in the shredder. 】

　　 [Jerry? Is it you Jerry? ! 】

　　【Should you use this gun to laugh the mouse to death? 】

　　【Crazy! (Good job!)]

　　【If it is abuse, I will withdraw. Can't see cruelty to small animals...]

　　 Put the cage with mice on a ceramic tile, Chen Yu buttoned the hat of the coat, covered his side face and ears, raised the 404 hot wire gun, and opened the safety switch.

　　 "Which——"

　　 Accompanied by a sound of mechanical transmission and electric current mixing, the direction sight above the gun body immediately lit up, flashing various indicators and parameters like a transparent screen.

　　 [Fuck! Is this a special effect? Good sci-fi feeling...]

　　【Funds are burning! 】

　　 [This texture is a bit too much? It can not be! 】

　　 [The level of attention to props, three consecutive times. 】

　　 [Mouse: Are you so special? Say good squirt gun? 】

Raising the gun body and aiming at the mouse through the scope, Chen Yu pressed his finger on the circular trigger: "Before shooting, let’s introduce the performance parameters of this gun. The 404 hotline gun is mainly for the hotline. High temperature kills the enemy. The high temperature of the hot wire fired by its muzzle can reach 8500° to 9750° per millisecond, and the peak value is more than 12000°! It exceeds the melting point limit of all currently known substances. It can instantly vaporize carbon-based organisms with a low melting point The material at 4300° melted instantly. In other words..."

　　 Chen Yu turned his head and stared directly at the camera: "In our current time and space in 2020, there is no protection against its shot! It is truly invincible."

　　 The words are over, Chen Yu didn't give the audience any reaction time, he looked at the mouse and pulled the trigger decisively!

　　 "Which——"

　　 A circular structure in the middle of the gun body suddenly rotates!

　　 The mice in the cage are also covered by a net-like light spot.

　　 Chen Yu, who has read the manual, knows that it is a locking method.

　　 can't break free!

　　 And the heat of the high-temperature rays will be firmly locked in the optical network and cannot overflow, increasing the core temperature.

　　 "swish swish swish——"

　　 As the circular structure turned faster and faster, Chen Yu released the trigger.

　　 "Om!"

　　 A beam of red light shot out from the muzzle! Fleeting!

　　 And the mouse that ran away in the cage was instantly vaporized, except for a few wisps of green smoke, there was no hair left...

"Whizzing……"

The circular structure in the gun body slowly stopped rotating. Chen Yu placed it on the table carefully, then bent over to lift the tiles, pointed at the lens, and pointed to the thin iron pillar that melted in the squirrel cage: "You can see. Come on? The place rubbed by the light just now has completely melted and is still red. I will use water to verify the temperature of the molten iron at this time."

　　 Talking, Chen Yu unscrewed a bottle of Master Kong mineral water and poured it on the molten iron.

　　 "Noisy!"

　　 The water vapor immediately rises!

　　【Fuck, fuck! 】

　　【? ? ? ? 】

　　 [What did I see? 】

　　【? ? ? 】

　　【! ! ! ! 】

　　 [It’s magic, right? Is it magic? 】

【how did you do it? ! 】

　　【Mouse:? ? ? Where am i? 】

　　【Wori, you uncle! Don't tell me this is true...]

　　【It is well known that the video cannot be modified, so it is true. (Dog head)]

　　 [No ashes! Bad review! 】

　　【No need to destroy the corpse. A must-have product for home travel, murder and surrender......】

　　 [Shu Shan: "Do you still repair his ML fairy?!"]

　　 Crazy soaring barrage! It covers every corner of the screen.

　　……

　　 outside the video.

　　 The five people in the hotel suite paused the video, turned their heads startled, and looked at each other...

　　 Among them, a young guy named Xiao Li subconsciously probed his hand and touched the small smashing gun on his waist...

　　 "Guru."

　　 Xiao Li swallowed hard, and stammered: "Team... Team... Team leader, I... I seem to be on an official holiday. Can I take time off for the night?"

　　 The middle-aged man took off his glasses, UU read www.uukanshu. Com wiped the cold sweat on his face: "Warning! He is warning us! He knows we are looking for him!"

　　 "Group leader, what should I do?" The woman next to her stared at the 404 hotline gun on the screen with an ugly face: "Now... the current form seems to be something we can't solve."

　　 In the suite, there was a brief silence.

The middle-aged man put on his glasses with trembling hands, and said hoarsely: "First send this video back to several teams in the capital to make an analysis report. If it is determined that the video has not been rendered with special effects and the weapon is real, it will be sent directly to the superior department. We suspend all operations now, and when support comes in the evening, we request Director Wang to contact the nearby 377 army...and then make the next step."

　　 "Yes!" ×3

　　 "Just keep watching the video."

　　 With a vague worry on his face, the middle-aged man raised the remote control and pressed the play button at the TV.

I saw Chen Yu in the screen throw away the damaged squirrel cage, raised the heavy 404 hot-wire gun, and pointed the muzzle directly at the camera: "A target is certainly not enough to prove the power of this weapon. Next we will test a few more exciting ones. of……"

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