Transdimensional Marketing

　　 Chapter 57

　　 "Crack..."

　　 The door of the suburban warehouse was opened from the inside. Chen Yu walked out holding the clothes wrapped in the 404 hotline gun, his face pale and his legs trembling.

　　Although he had read the manual and had a basic concept of the power of this future weapon, he was still frightened when he actually used it.

　　He can guarantee that there is no material on the earth that can withstand the blow of this 404 hotline gun...

　　 looked up, looked at the sky, and found that it was still early. Chen Yu casually found a small park with no people, sat on the bench, took out his mobile phone, and typed quickly.

　　 [Chen Yu: "Can this 404 hotline gun be recycled?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Of course it can. But I want to know, are you dissatisfied with this weapon?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "The most dissatisfied part is that the power is too great. I am a little scared holding it."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "……"】

[Chen Yu: "I don't need this thing. I can't really kill people with it, can I? It also has too little energy. After the evaluation, you can launch two or three times at most. It really feels useless to me. It’s best to change to something more practical."】

　　【Overtime promotion: "You can fight with it!"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Sister, please forgive me! Just listen to the name of this 404, I have an unknown premonition, let's change something with positive energy."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Okay, then please wait a moment, I will ask for you now."】

　　 [Overtime promotion: "The 404 hotline gun is of great value. We can give you one of the following three small gifts."]

　　 [Chen Yu: "Okay. By the way, don't carry water with me, I don't need water!"]

　　 [Overtime promotion: "Oh, then I will re-apply for you."]

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 [Overtime promotion: "According to your possible needs, a new gift application is available. One: the first generation of NE sodium gene injection; two: miniature quantum washing machine; three: spiral ascending aircraft."]

　　 Seeing the names of these three products, Chen Yu raised his eyebrows and typed immediately.

　　 [Chen Yu: "Tell me, what are the uses and effects of these three things."]

[Overtime promotion: "The first generation of NE sodium gene injection can slightly enhance the body's physique and body metabolism, including but not limited to immunity, balance, brain neuron transmission rate, dynamic vision, cell activity, bone density, slow Various human body physiological comprehensive qualities such as muscle fiber endurance, fast muscle fiber strength and explosive power.

　　 Miniature Quantum Washing Machine, which can be easily carried with you. It can automatically wash, dry and disinfect with water or without water, and has ironing functions. It can maintain various valuable clothes.

　　 Spiral Ascending Aircraft, mounted on the top of the head, can take the human body to rotate clockwise, take off and land at will. The maximum take-off weight is 592 kilograms; the maximum flight speed is 260 kilometers per hour; the sea level climb rate is 11.5 per second; the endurance time is 4 hours and 25 minutes; the solar energy is fully charged for 1 hour. (Built-in suspension buffer to offset human discomfort】

　　 Seeing the other party's detailed explanation, Chen Yu once again fell into entanglement.

　　 The second washing machine is excluded, and the first and third products are very useful to him.

　　 The former is used to enhance the physical fitness of the whole body, the latter is used to move quickly...Although it looks like a sand sculpture to turn around in the sky like a top, it also shows that it will not make people feel uncomfortable. It is definitely an artifact for home travel and escape!

　　 [Chen Yu: "The first and third gifts, I choose one, can I keep the other one?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "It's totally possible."】

　　 Frowning for a moment, Chen Yu gritted his teeth.

　　 [Chen Yu: "I want the first one!"]

　　 [Time and Space Promotion: "Okay, this will open the time and space wormhole for you, please put the 404 hotline gun into the wormhole."]

　　 [Chen Yu: "Wait a minute, I haven't gotten home yet. I'll pass it to you when I get home."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Okay."】

　　 Quit WeChat, Chen Yu got up and left the small park and stopped a taxi.

　　 "Master, go to Lanhe Community."

　　 "That's it." The taxi driver nodded and stepped on the accelerator: "Young man, what are you holding?"

　　 "Toys."

　　 "What toy?"

　　 "It's an ordinary toy."

　　 "Hey hey." The driver suddenly laughed strangely: "Is it inflatable? Hey, I understand."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "You young people of the new generation, it's a good time to catch up with all kinds of toys. When we were young, we could only go to fish ponds to catch fish. You don't know, carp..."

　　……

　　 "A real old driver, this is a real old driver..."

　　 Back to the community, standing in front of his own house, Chen Yu's mind still echoed the words of the driver's master just now, and he couldn't help but shocked.

　　 took out the key, opened the door, and found that all three younger sisters were there.

　　 "Boss, where's mom?"

　　 "Going to play mahjong! Humph!" Chen Yike snorted, lying on the coffee table and writing the test papers that seemed to be endless.

　　 Forty small workbooks, I can't bear to throw it away, and it's a waste not to write. But it is inevitable that the more you write, the more you hold your breath...

　　 "Brother is back! I love you! (づ￣3￣)づ╭?～"

　　 Seeing Chen Yu entering the door, Chen Erke immediately put down the crayons, ran over and hugged Chen Yu's left leg.

　　 "The grasshopper is back! (≧?≦)?"

　　 Chen Sanke ran to Chen Yu staggeringly and hugged his right leg.

　　 Since Chen Yu gave the two sisters gifts, their favorability has been at full value.

　　 "Hmm!"

　　 Chen Yike's hand was shaking slightly, her nose sour.

　　 Seeing Chen Yike’s grievance, Chen Yu also felt a little uncomfortable, leading Chen Erke and Chen Sanke, walked to the coffee table, and said softly: "Boss, UU reading www.uukanshu.com really did too much."

　　 "Woo~~~"

　　 Hearing comfort, Chen Yike's grievance suddenly broke out, and she cried: "You still know!"

　　 "Alright, elder brother will compensate you." After speaking, Chen Yu opened the schoolbag behind him and took out something from it.

　　 "Puff......" Chen Yike burst into laughter, touched his tears, and said embarrassedly: "You will bully me."

　　 "Here you!" Chen Yu took out two copies of "Three Years of High School Entrance Examination and Five Years Simulation" and photographed them on the coffee table: "I just bought it downstairs in our community. The boss said it is difficult."

　　 The smile on Chen Yike's face froze.

　　Chen Yu: "Ahahahahahaha! Let you buckle my basin! Do I think I will let you go?!"

　　 "Chen Yu!!! Let's die together!!!"

　　 "Don't! Don't hurt! It hurts..."

　　……

　　 He returned to the bedroom with a blue nose and swollen face, and sat down on the bed. Chen Yu touched the nail marks on his neck and snarled his teeth in pain: "Hi, these claws are really sharp...Hi, ha, enjoyable."

　　 [Chen Yu: "I'm home."]

　　 [Time-space promotion: "Now we will open the space-time wormhole for you."]

　　 The next moment, the space in the middle of the bedroom quickly distorted, forming a white whirlpool.

　　 Chen Yu quickly opened the hooded clothes and threw the 404 hot-wire gun inside into the whirlpool. Then a small white box fell out of it.

　　 "Om..."

　　 The wormhole slowly disappeared.

　　 Chen Yu stepped forward, picked up the box, and opened the seal.

　　 I saw a spiral needle tube inside the box. The liquid inside was pure blue, and it seemed to contain many sequins, sparkling with stars.

　　 is written in eight small characters directly in front of the needle.

　　"Superman Group Honorary Product!"