Transdimensional Marketing

【the first! 】

　　【Play volume 23. 】

　　 [Peanuts, melon seeds and tofu are sold in the front row. 】

　　【Grandpa! The UP pig you are following is updated! 】

　　【Liu Ming with tongs. 】

　　【Like first and then look at it has become a habit. 】

　　 [I look forward to what sand sculpture products the UP master will bring out this time...]

　　……

　　 Behind dozens of sliding barrage, the screen turns from black to bright, revealing Chen Yu wearing a mask.

　　 "Hello, dear audience friends."

In the picture, Chen Yu holding a small rectangular box, waved to the camera, and continued: "Here is the third episode of Super Time Evaluation. Thank you very much for your support in the past! This time I bring it to everyone. The product is..."

　　 "GoldFingers! Golden Fingers!."

Then, Chen Yu reached out his index finger and tapped the lid of the box: "This is a very special product with diverse functions. It will be produced by a handmade company in 2035, which is fifteen years later. Everyone can buy this product for the rest of their lives. Well, let’s not talk nonsense, start today’s evaluation!"

【it is good! I can’t buy it in fifteen years. 】

　　 [Golden finger? Is it used in the bathroom? (dog)】

　　 [Out of the box! Out of the box! Proceed to the next evaluation introduction! 】

　　 "Next out of the box." Chen Yu opened the lid of the box and took out the golden finger cots inside: "Opening the box is complete! Proceed to the next item, evaluation introduction."

Holding the finger cot, Chen Yu showed it three hundred and sixty degrees in front of the camera, and continued to explain: "You can clearly see the appearance of this product. I can only describe it in two words, exquisite Exquisite! Exquisite! No connection points can be seen from the outside, the whole is the same! And I don’t know what material it is made of, soft but hard, and hard but elastic. It feels like you love it."

　　 [WDFK? 】

　　【This terrible word for tiger and wolf. 】

　　 [One to say, this finger cot looks really pretty. 】

　　 [So what does this golden finger do? 】

After showing the "golden middle finger" for a circle, Chen Yu put it on his right **** and pushed the mask: "Presumably everyone has noticed. On the top of the finger sleeve, there are three buttons on the left and right wrapped in special materials. , The left side represents power, and the right side represents speed! There are three gears respectively, and the performance is from low to high."

　　 "Next, I will evaluate the first function of the'Golden Middle Finger' for everyone! Friendship Bullet."

When the words were over, Chen Yu bent over, took out a wooden board from under the table, and shook it in front of the camera: "Between friends, it’s normal to interact with each other. It can increase the sense of intimacy and it won’t make the party like that. Boring. Therefore, the first main function of this gold **** is to smash the brain. It will be an indispensable tool for card playing, truth or dare, and cashing in gambling contracts in the next 15 years."

　　While talking, Chen Yu pressed the first button on the left. With the numbness of the middle finger, he aimed at the wooden board and flicked hard!

"boom!"

　　 "Crack!"

　　 The board broke instantly and flew out of the lens...

　　【? ? ? 】

　　【? ? ? ? ? 】

　　【? ? 】

　　 "Okay, let's try this next."

　　 Throwing away the broken wooden board in his hand, Chen Yu took out a thick fireproof brick from under the table, and pressed the "Li Er" button to pop it out!

　　 "Boom!"

　　 The ejection speed of the golden finger is hard to discern with the naked eye, and only a muffled sound is heard, and the fire brick is in half instantly!

　　【? ? ? ? ? 】

　　【Fuck...】

　　【? ? ? 】

　　 "Lastly, let's try this."

　　 Throwing away the bricks, Chen Yu once again took out a steel rod with the thickness of a child's wrist and pressed the "Lisan" button.

　　 "buzz..."

　　 The moment I press the button, I can clearly hear the electric current from the golden finger.

　　 "Wow, I feel my **** is full of power!"

　　 The words fall, the **** pops up fiercely!

"when!"

　　 With a loud noise, Chen Yu couldn't hold the iron rod at all from the huge force from the impact of the fingers. The entire iron rod crashed directly into the air, hitting the evaluation table hard, and smashed a deep mark.

　　 "hiss..."

　　 Chen Yu hurriedly retracted his left hand in pain, and opened his palm without finding any injuries. Then he relaxed, bent down and picked up the iron rod that was still rolling on the ground, and pointed it at the camera.

　　 I saw that the thick iron rod was already bent.

　　 "Because I let go, the power of the golden finger was not fully utilized. Otherwise, the iron rod would be broken directly."

　　 "Dangling."

　　 Throwing down the iron rod, Chen Yu pointed at the camera and raised his golden middle finger, and said with a smile: "How is it? Are you satisfied with the effect of this product? It's a real artifact!"

　　 [It turns out that a broken brain means a broken brain, and I have learned a lot. 】

　　【Brain collapse artifact×! Friend Death Device √! 】

　　【Surprised! Is it a special effect? 】

　　【Headshot artifact! 】

　　 [This is the **** brain collapse, right? ! 】

【awesome! I want to buy one and go to war...]

　　【The finger part of the exoskeleton armor. 】

　　 [The Tyrant took off the Infinite Gloves in shame...]

　　 [I just want to know how the UP master got this thing? Did you do it yourself? 】

　　【My friends walk together all their lives, and those brains no longer have them. 】

　　【Bomb Bomb! Flick away the crow's feet and become a vegetable. 】

　　 [Itachi: "Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time..."]

　　 [Recommended to play Ding Ding...]

After a wave of barrage, Chen Yu turned around, revealing the right part of the golden finger, and continued to explain: "Bouncing the forehead is just one of its main functions. It also has another important function. That is its The speed part."

　　 "There are also three gears, one gear, the finger cot will shake ten times per second!"

　　 Chen Yu pressed the first button on the right, and the golden finger shook up and down suddenly, extremely fast!

　　 "Next is the second gear, shaking a hundred times per second!"

　　 "Om..."

　　 The moment the second button was pressed, the jitter of the golden finger was like a phantom, and even the sharp wind can be heard clearly!

　　 "Under this kinetic energy, whether you are playing a musical instrument, or playing e-sports, or even being an electric drill! It will be twice the result with half the effort!"

　　【Great! I really took it! Only real sand sculptures can make such things. 】

【Wow! I seem to know its real purpose. 】

　　 [I always feel that the car is facing the wrong direction...]

　　 [Is my barrage yellow? 】

　　 [Understand in seconds! Understand in seconds! 】

　　 [A Jie highly recommends! 】

　　 [Look at first~www.readwn.com~ I am going out, the unicorn arm is a little itchy. 】

　　 [I'm done...]

　　 "Finally, it's the third gear! A thousand shakes per second!"

　　 "Buzzing!!!"

　　 The wind roars suddenly!

　　 The rapidly shaking golden finger is like a real golden plate under the dynamic vision of human beings!

　　【Fuck, fuck! 】

　　【? ? ? ? 】

　　 [But the monk has no culture...]

　　 [Is the UP main **** abolished? 】

　　 [A dog steals your video! Master UP, go and kill him! 】

　　 [That’s it* It’s cool! Shuang Shuang Shuang Shuang! Times cool! 】

　　 [This ghost is for gods...]

　　【Help this sand sculpture. 】

　　 [Only I think this thing can be used to tease cats? 】

　　 [I doubt you will drive again...]

After showing it for a while, Chen Yu turned off the button, waited for the golden finger to stop, put it in the box, faced the camera, crossed his fingers, and concluded: "Okay, the evaluation of the golden **** is about to come to an end here. ."

"Thanks to the handicraft company for providing me with this technology product. Of course, I also thank the audience grandpa for your support. Here, here, I have a heartfelt request. I hope you all forward my video so that it can be More attention is very important to me. It is related to whether I can bring you more and better technology products."

　　 "Next week, I will review the fourth phase of the product. This will be the last one of my "newcomer" period. See you next Monday, bye!"

　　 The voice fell, and the screen plunged into darkness among numerous scrolling barrage.

　　 The video ends.