Transdimensional Marketing

　　 hurriedly stepped forward and sat on the floor. Chen Yu did not hesitate to cut the seal with his nails, lifted the lid, and saw a small box inside the white box.

　　 took out the small box, cut the seal, and found a rectangular small box inside.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 took out the small box and opened the film, this time there was finally no other packaging inside.

At the top of 　　 is a finger-like thing, the whole body is golden, the craftsmanship is very delicate. It's heavy in your hand and full of texture.

　　 "Is this little thing the product to be evaluated in the third phase?"

　　 Fiddled with the finger cots for a while, and Chen Yu opened the manual and read it carefully.

　　 One minute later, he put down the instructions and looked suspicious.

　　 "This...what the **** is this?"

　　According to the introduction in the manual, this product is called "Golden Middle Finger", produced in 2035, commonly known as the golden finger, which is put on the **** of human beings and can exert a very powerful effect.

　　The original text of the efficacy description is as follows:

　　1: It can greatly enhance the power of the bullet head. It is divided into three levels, the first level is broken wood, the second is broken, and the third is broken. There are many ways to play, and the friendship between partners is deepened.

　　2: It can greatly increase the speed of the **** shaking. It is also divided into three levels, one level jitters ten times per second, the second level jitters 100 times per second, and the third level jitters thousands of times per second! More ways to play! Can even shrink!

　　 is an indispensable auxiliary equipment for every guitar, piano, guzheng lover, heart lover, physics lover... and many other fans!

　　 "……"

"Snapped!"

　　 Chen Yu slammed the instruction manual to the ground: "Why is there such a ghost?!"

　　 immediately took out his mobile phone, Chen Yu typed quickly.

　　 [Chen Yu: "In?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, please don't ask if you are there, I have always been there."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "The golden **** sent to me is the product for the third evaluation?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Yes, Mr. Chen, are you still satisfied?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "If you are dissatisfied, let me say something else, I just want to know why this thing is used."]

　　【Overtime promotion: "There is an introduction in the manual, it is used by friends."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Are you sure it's a friend? Not an enemy?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Well... it can also be used for self-defense."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Is there no other use?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "You can also play musical instruments."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "What else?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, what do you want to say?"】

　　 [Chen Yu: "...Forget it, nothing more. But what I said before was mainstream products such as mobile phones and computers. You gave me a crammed one. Is it mainstream?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Mr. Chen, this golden finger is a real mainstream. It is needed by men, women and children. Even in the twenty-fourth century, it will still sell well."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Okay, I believe everything you say."]

　　 Quit WeChat and put down the phone.

　　 Chen Yu fiddled with this delicate finger cot again.

　　 There are three buttons on the left and right of the finger cot.

On the left of 　　 are "Li Yi", "Li Two", and "Li Three."

On the right of 　　 are "speed one", "speed two" and "speed three."

　　 As the name suggests, no need to think about it.

　　 "The touch is still very smooth, soft and hard, I don't know what material it is made of..."

　　 played for a while, he cautiously placed the "golden middle finger" on his **** and pressed the small switch on the left.

　　 "Zizi..."

　　 Accompanied by a faint electric noise in the finger sleeve, Chen Yu felt the entire **** numb.

　　 stood up, Chen Yu looked around, and found nothing in his hand. He simply took off his jeans, pulled out the worn-out belt, raised his middle finger, aimed at the belt buckle, and popped out!

　　 "Wow!"

　　 Only heard a breaking wind! The golden streamer hit the steel surface of the iron buckle again!

"when!"

　　 After the loud noise, a piece of steel was directly recessed...

　　 "Fuck..."

　　 Throwing away the trouser belt, Chen Yu stared at the golden finger in a daze: "Is this thing really silly?"

　　 "Boom boom boom!"

　　 Suddenly, the bedroom door was knocked, and Chen Yike's greeting came from outside the door.

　　 "Brother! What happened just now? What's the noise?"

　　 "Nothing! Don't worry about it." Chen Yu turned around and shouted.

　　 "Do you ring the bell?"

　　 "Knock a hairy bell, it's the sound from the phone."

　　 "Brother, tell me if you are under pressure, don't think about it..."

"Roll rough!"

　　 Outside the bedroom, it was quiet.

　　 Chen Yu sighed lightly and continued to study this "golden finger."

　　 The first "gameplay" has been tested, and the power is really good, and it can even be equipped for troops.

　　 Next, I’m going to experiment with the second "play".

　　 Sitting on the bed, Chen Yu raised his **** with a finger cot and pressed the first small button on the right.

　　 Speed ​​One.

　　 "Om..."

　　 The moment the button fell, the golden finger shook up and down, and the speed got faster and faster. After a while, it reached the shaking frequency of ten times per second!

　　 "Buzzing..."

　　 Leaning the **** on his face, I can feel a refreshing breeze.

　　 Chen Yu's eyes lit up, and he immediately pressed the "Super Two" button!

　　 "Buzz!"

　　 The shaking of fingers is faster! It's almost a phantom!

　　 During the whole process, his fingers were not unsuitable for fatigue. Because only the finger sleeve is shaking fast, the **** inside the finger sleeve does not move fast.

　　 "Awesome..."

　　 Chen Yu surprises.

　　 He vaguely understood, what is the correct way to use this cheat... Of course it is playing e-sports!

　　 Who can match this kind of hand speed?

What kind of operation can 　　 play?

　　 If you cooperate with quantum glasses~www.readwn.com~ easily kill the world, right? !

　　 "Oh ha ha ha... So this thing has such a cock."

　　 Turn off the switch, pull out the golden finger, and put it back in the small box. Chen Yu gradually had the evaluation plan for this video in his mind.

　　 The effect of the show is absolutely good!

　　 There is only one shortcoming, the movement caused is a bit big, and it is definitely not feasible at home.

"Well……"

　　 "Thinking about it, it's time to rent a house outside as a studio. It is always inconvenient to do evaluations at home."

　　 "But renting a house requires a lot of money. How long I don’t have enough money to support, I should also consider making money..."

　　 At this point, Chen Yu did what he said. He packed the boxes in the bedroom, put the golden fingers, notebook, camera, clothes, masks and other things into the backpack, opened the bedroom door, and walked out.

　　 "Brother! Where are you going?"

　　 Chen Erke, who was painting in the living room, saw Chen Yu about to leave, and hurried over to ask.

　　 "I'll go out and come back at night. Where are the boss and the third?"

　　 "My sister has no milk anymore. My sister took her sister but bought milk. Brother, where are you going? I want to go too."

　　 "I'm going to school, you can't go, just stay at home."

　　 casually perfunctory, Chen Yu left the house with a backpack.

　　 And Chen Erke still stood still, biting his index finger nails, and muttering to himself.

　　 "Would you like to go out and tell brother... he hasn't put on pants yet..."

　　……

　　 (Sorry, these two chapters take a long time and the update is slow.)