Transdimensional Marketing

　　 At 12:30 noon, the test in the middle of the sixth month, the math test begins.

　　 Chen Yu sat in the only seat in the classroom and took the test papers from the math invigilator.

　　 may be a suggestion from a previous English teacher. There are two invigilators for this math test.

　　 One is a math substitute teacher in Class 2 of the second year, and the other is the leader of the math group.

　　 "Chen Yu, write your name first and wait for the bell to ring before you can start answering." The math teacher reminded him kindly.

　　 "Understand."

　　 Chen Yu nodded, picked up the newly bought pen, wrote his name, and then began to review the question.

　　 At this time, the math team leader on the side pulled two chairs from the next door, and sat on either side of Chen Yu with the math teacher.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Next, the mathematics teacher took out two large pockets of snacks from his arms and handed one of them to the math team leader: "Group leader, here you are."

　　 "Thank you." The leader happily took it.

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Through the transparent plastic bag, he can see clearly what the snacks are inside.

　　 melon seeds, dried fruits, potato chips, shrimp crackers, spicy noodles... and even instant noodles...

　　 The math teacher stared at Chen Yu.

　　 The math team leader also stared at Chen Yu.

　　 Chen Yu is staring at the desktop.

　　 There was a strange silence in the examination room.

　　 "……"

　　 "……"

　　 "……"

　　 "Ring Ling Ling!"

　　 The bell that represents the beginning of the exam suddenly rang!

　　 And the three of them also started to act at the same time.

　　 Chen Yu answered the question.

　　 The math teacher and the team leader unpacked and smashed the seeds!

　　 "Crack."

　　 "Crack."

　　 "Crack..."

　　 The vibration produced by human teeth cracking the shell of melon seeds is transmitted through the air and poured into Chen Yu's ears.

　　 "Crack."

　　 "Crack..."

　　 is crisp and beautiful...

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 The tip of the pen, staying for a while on the first topic, Chen Yu said blankly: "This is a bit unnatural, right?"

　　 "What's wrong?" The math teacher was at a loss: "Chen Yu, do you have any questions?"

　　 "You guys are eating sunflower seeds here, is it normal?"

　　"This is Chen Yu." The math team leader pushed his glasses and explained in a serious manner: "In order to prevent teachers from being bored when invigilating the exam, the school allows teachers to eat some snacks. In other exam rooms, teachers will eat it again."

　　 "There are many students in other exam rooms, and the invigilator is far away. It's not the same thing as you sticking under my ears to eat?!"

　　 "Oh." The math teacher nodded and handed out melon seeds: "So do you want to eat too?"

　　 "...I'm not talking about this!" Chen Yu roared, "I said you guys are here! It will affect my exam!"

"Chen Yu, there is a problem when you say this." The math group leader on the left said slowly: "How many decibels can we eat melon seeds? How can it affect you if it is louder than you sneeze? "

　　 "Yes, yeah." The math teacher on the right agreed: "You can be quiet when you have a quiet heart. Chen Yu, your heart is not quiet, what does it have to do with the teachers?"

　　 On the left: "Is the test paper too difficult? It makes you unnamed?"

　　 On the right: "If you feel unable to write, the three of us can fight the landlord for a while."

　　 Left: "A good idea, just win melon seeds."

　　 On the right: "Chen Yu, why is your forehead bruised? Is it a pain in your head?"

　　 Left: "Don't take the test if you are in a bad state, your health is important..."

　　 "Boom!"

　　 Chen Yu slammed his fists on the table: "Don't make noise! ​​I want an exam!"

　　 The math teacher and the math team leader were taken aback, looked at each other, and started to eat the seeds again.

　　 "The exam is just an exam, and it's not forbidden to take it."

　　 "That is, what is the reason for losing your temper..."

　　 "Crack."

　　 "Crack."

　　 "Crack..."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Amidst the bursts of melon seeds cracking, Chen Yu completed ten multiple-choice questions with difficulty.

　　 And the two invigilators of melon seeds also finished eating.

　　 Chen Yu suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, his brows stretched slightly.

　　 But then, he took out potato chips one by one and chewed them in his mouth.

　　 "Crack."

　　 "Crack."

　　 "Kakachichi..."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Twenty minutes later, after the potato chips and shrimp crackers were eaten, the two invigilators replaced them with dried fruits.

　　 "Quack!"

　　 "Quack!"

　　 "Quack and jump..."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 After half an hour, the dried fruits were resolved, and the two invigilators brought hot water and ate instant noodles. And try to rub the noodles with your lips.

　　 "Suck!"

　　 "Suck!"

　　 "Hey, yo..."

　　 Chen Yu wiped the soup off his face, and roared: "Master Gate!!!"

　　……

　　 "Ring Ling Ling Ling..."

　　 Finally, the bell rang to represent the end of the exam.

　　 The two proctors also finished the last snack.

　　 Looking at the last few unanswered big questions, Chen Yu's expression was dull.

　　 He has worked hard.

　　 But there was a sound from both mouths, which really made it difficult for him to concentrate.

　　 "Oh, Chen Yu, that's great." The math teacher stood up, took the exam paper and glanced at it, and nodded: "I answered so many questions correctly. It seems that the bonus is gone."

　　 "Stop talking to me." Chen Yu covered his ears: "Any sound from your mouth, I feel pain."

　　……

　　 In the afternoon, at half past two, the language test begins.

　　 There are more invigilators this time. There are three teachers in total.

　　 One of them is Chen Yu's head teacher.

　　 "Chen Yu, here are the papers."

　　The head teacher stepped forward and handed the test paper to Chen Yu~www.readwn.com~ and then took out a wireless microphone from his arms.

　　 "..." Chen Yu took the test in a daze: "Old... teacher, what are you doing?"

　　 "What did you do." The head teacher tapped on the microphone and waved his hand at will: "Don't worry, take the exam, and use your full strength."

　　 Five minutes later, the bell rang and the test began.

　　 Before Chen Yu had time to write, there was a burst of "collapse" singing beside him.

　　 "My motherland and I can't be separated for a moment! No matter when we go to Nagada, we will leave a hymn..."

　　 "Lying like a bow! Standing like a pine! Sitting still like a clock, walking with a gust of wind..."

　　 "Xin Le Bing Hua, I want to catch Le Hui Ga, in Na Sen Ye Bar, it doesn't matter if he is really sei Ga..."

　　 After the three songs were sung quickly, the head teacher retracted the microphone and smiled: "The teacher wants to cheer for you. Now that the cheer is over, you must play well!"

　　 "……"

　　 There was a long silence, Chen Yu took a deep breath, pressed his anger in his heart, and tried to answer the question, but found that his mind was all occupied by these three "poisoned melody" songs, looping endlessly.

　　 "Hmm..." Chen Yu patted his cheek vigorously, trying to concentrate his attention.

　　 "The first question, one of the following items without typos is... My motherland and I can't..."

　　 "In the third question, fill in the missing words in the following sentences. The most appropriate one is...Lying like a bow! Standing like a pine..."

　　 "Question 5, in "Facing the Sea Spring Blossoms", what the author showed through the description of the details... Xin Le Lai Hua, I want to catch Le Hui Ga, at the Nason Night Bar..."

　　 "Ahhhhh!!!"

　　 Chen Yu is crazy: "Don't replay it in your head..."