Transdimensional Marketing

　　 On Saturday, at seven o'clock in the morning, Chen Yu was woken up by the phone's rapid alarm.

"Well……"

　　 drowsily reached out his hand and took out the phone from under the pillow, turned off the alarm, he half-squinted his eyes and waited for his consciousness to be fully awake.

　　 Quantum reading glasses consume enough mental power, and Chen Yu always does not sleep enough.

　　As a result, after more than five days of hard study, Chen Yu has learned more than half of the knowledge in high school textbooks. Although in other high schools, this level is still a poor student, but in the magic sixth middle school, at least it can be ranked middle.

　　 After lying on the bed for a few minutes, Chen Yu got up, changed into his pajamas, and went out of the bedroom to go to the bathroom to wash up. At a glance, he saw Chen Yike packing his backpack in the living room.

　　 "Ah, the boss got up so early?"

　　 "Hmm!" Chen Yike nodded heavily, stuffed a sun hat into his backpack, and said, "Today we are going to Erlong Mountain for a tour, and we will leave at eight o'clock. Get ready in advance."

　　 "Oh." Chen Yu knows. After washing in the bathroom, he walked to Chen Yike and looked up and down at Chen Yike's dress, frowning: "The skirt is so short, it's better not to wear it."

　　 Chen Yike looked down at the light blue dress on her body: "It's not short! It covers her knees."

　　 "It doesn't matter what you wear at home, it doesn't matter if you cover the thighs, but you can't go out! Change to a longer skirt!" Chen Yu said harshly.

　　 His sister is so beautiful, how can outsiders see it? !

　　 "Long skirts are not convenient for activities! Today we are going to climb Erlong Mountain!"

　　 "Then change your pants."

　　 "Brother!"

　　 "If you can't say no, it won't work. Why are you a teenage girl wearing such a short skirt. Change your pants." Chen Yu fully demonstrated the authority of the family's eldest brother.

　　 "Brother!" Chen Yike stomped anxiously.

　　 "Look at you! The skirt was lifted by stomping! It's so windy outside! Don't you have any special quirks?! Change!"

　　 Chen Yike: "……"

　　 "You can't walk without changing your pants." Chen Yu's arms crossed his chest, with an aura of composing Chen Yike: "If you don't change, I will tell mom."

　　 Helpless, Chen Yike had to return to the room and put on a pair of sports pants.

　　 "This is not bad."

　　 When Chen Yike walked out of the room wearing long trousers, Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction: "How easy it is to wear pants, but the trouser legs are a bit short and the ankles are exposed, so I will wear longer socks later."

　　 "You wrap me up as a mummy!"

　　Chen Yu didn't care about Chen Yike's dissatisfaction, stepped forward to observe the other's face carefully, and frowned again: "You girl actually put on makeup!"

　　 "It's...makeup doesn't work?!"

　　 "Of course not!" Chen Yu decisively grabbed Chen Yike's arm and dragged her into the bathroom...

　　 "Brother! Don't!"

　　 "No! Brother! You...you can't force me!"

"unacceptable!"

　　 "No need for you! It hurts me! I'll do it myself!"

　　 "You are the worst brother in the world..."

　　 "Woo..."

　　……

　　 Three minutes later, Chen Yu and Chen Yike, who had recovered their bare face, walked out of the bathroom.

　　 "Boom!"

　　 Chen Yike turned around and suddenly kicked it on Chen Yu's left calf.

　　 "Oh!" Chen Yu squatted on the ground with a cry.

　　 "Bang! Bang! Bang..."

　　 Chen Yike walked back to the living room with an angry elephant step, and continued to organize his backpack with an ugly expression.

　　 "Next time I kick, can I change my leg?"

"do not talk to me!"

　　 "Really?" Chen Yu asked.

　　 "Really!"

　　 "Are you ignoring me?"

　　 "Ignore it!"

　　 Chen Yu nodded, took a hundred yuan from his pocket, walked to Chen Yike, and dangled under her eyelids: "Is there enough money to go to Erlong Mountain?"

　　 After a brief silence, Chen Yike immediately bent over and hugged Chen Yu's left leg: "The grasshopper is so good!"

　　 "Ha ha ha ha..." Chen Yu laughed out the villain's unique laugh.

　　 "Take it to the flowers and buy more delicious food."

　　 "The grasshopper is so good!"

　　 At this time, Chen Yu's right leg was also hugged. He turned his head and saw that it was Chen Erke.

　　 "The grasshopper is so good!" Chen Erke hugged Chen Yu's right leg tightly, looking longingly at the hundred-yuan bill.

　　 "Second, you are too young."

　　 "No! Brother! Me too!"

"you are too young."

　　 "It's not too small!"

　　 "To give you is to harm you."

　　 "I am willing to be killed by my brother..."

　　 "..." Chen Yu helped his forehead, quickly took out a five yuan piece, and stuffed it into Chen Erke's hand: "Give you this, don't mess around."

　　 Chen Erke hesitated: "Not as big as my sister."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 Chen Yike: "……"

　　 Ten minutes later, Mother Chen also got up, yawned and walked out of the bedroom, seeing the three brothers and sisters of Chen Yu, she was taken aback: "They all get up so early?"

　　 "Our class has activities today." Chen Yike said.

　　 "Today is our school monthly exam." Chen Yu said.

　　 "Oh, I took the monthly exam." Mother Chen nodded: "After the monthly exam, you can concentrate on practicing sports."

　　 "You don't believe that your son can pass the test before 25 in the class?"

　　 "After the twenty-four students are all diarrhea?" Mother Chen wondered.

　　 "...Okay, Mom, you are so good."

　　……

　　 7:45.

　　 After breakfast, Chen Yu and Chen Yike went downstairs together and walked towards the school.

　　 "Climb the mountain, pay attention to safety, don't go crazy with your classmates."

"understood."

　　 "Listen to the teacher, follow the teacher wherever he goes, don’t fall behind."

"understood!"

　　 "Have you worn your food?"

　　 "Take some bread and potato chips. There is a box lunch in the car."

　　 "Yeah." Chen Yu nodded, and said the last sentence: "The object is elsewhere, the legs are discounted."

　　 Chen Yike: "……"

　　 At the entrance of the junior high school where Chen Yike is located, the two separate. Chen Yu continued to walk in the direction of his school.

　　 Five minutes later, I came to Sixth Middle School, and walked up to the fourth floor according to the position on the admission ticket.

　　 "It's only a month to take the exam, and it's so exciting."

　　 When he walked into the examination room, he was taken aback for a moment, then hurriedly exited, and looked up at the classroom number.

　　 "Class 1 of Grade 3, yes..." Chen Yu was puzzled, lowered his head and looked at the admission ticket carefully: "Class 1 of Grade 3... is here..."

　　 "But...but why is it just a table and chairs?!"

　　 A large classroom of hundreds of square meters, only a set of tables and chairs in the middle! What a weird picture...

　　 "Chen Yu, what are you doing standing at the door?"

　　 Suddenly, a woman's voice came from behind.

　　 Chen Yu looked back quickly and found that it was the English teacher of the class.

　　 "Teacher! This...something is wrong with this examination room, right?"

　　 "What's wrong?" The English teacher glanced inside and asked in confusion.

　　 "Why is there a table? Do you sit on the floor and take an exam?"

　　 "Because this classroom is for you alone!" The English teacher smiled happily.

　　 "……"

　　 "Since it is your own examination room, there is no need to set up too many tables."

　　 "……"

　　 Chen Yu was silent for a while, took a deep breath, and trembled: "The devil..."