Transdimensional Marketing

Drive the spacecraft to the floating castle and stop at the Forbidden Forest Airport. Chen Yu took off his protective clothing and returned home with Xiao Taohong.

"You stay at home and I will go out."

"Where are you going?"

"Go to school and see."

When the words were over, Chen Yu put on a coat, picked up his schoolbag, and opened the door to leave.

He is going to find Xing Biqi, but he will have dinner at night...

"Boom!"

Three seconds later, Xiao Taohong heard the sound of the security door closing, and her little ears immediately stood up and began an ultrasound scan.

"Mr. Chen's family is not there, great!"

Excited to clap her hands, she hopped to the living room, entered the bathroom, and shouted at a corner, "Hey! Come out, today we must decide the winner!"

"Wow."

The transparent cloak opened, revealing the figure of the Husky.

I saw it with myopia glasses, Chinese cigarettes hanging from the dog's mouth, and Erlang's legs lifted to look at the brief history of time in his hands... The whole picture is awkward.

"Yeah." The Husky flicked the soot, and the dog's eyes looked through the top of the frame and stared at Little Pink "ía. (Good afternoon in Spanish.

"Have you learned Spanish again?"

"Cabbage oil! (Korean??????

"Korean too?" Xiao Taohong was surprised.

"Benar. (In Indonesian, yes. Husky took a deep breath and slowly exhaled two circles "Wow, woof."

"That's amazing! What...what kind of language is this?"

"Dog language."

"..."

"Meaning that you are looking for me for anything?" As he said, the Husky flew halfway through China, and stuck out his tongue. "I'm fed up with this low-quality smoke.

"Fight against the landlord with you!" Xiao Taohong reached into her skirt and drew it hard, revealing a deck of cards "We must win the money back today!"

"Where is Wang hiding your card...?"

"Don't worry about it, come fight the landlord!"

"Do you know what Friedman's universe model is?" Huskies asked suddenly.

"Friedman?" Xiao Taohong scratched her head, "Do you play with the landlord?"

"He is an astronomer. The so-called Friedman universe model means that all galaxies are far away from each other on the same day. After the universe expands to its maximum size, it begins to shrink back to a little bit." He took off his glasses and the Husky closed. The book "Hawking's Brief History of Time" on page 57 of the mainland edition has a description of this, Wang, you should read it.

"Does this have anything to do with Doudizhu?"

"It's okay, but I don't think you can continue without learning. Nature, science, the universe, and technology are really amazing. They make people immersed and cannot extricate themselves."

"Make the dog." Xiao Taohong corrected.

"Don't care about the'who' it makes, don't you even have a sense of exploration for these unknowns?"

"No. I just want to fight the landlords."

"Artificial intelligence is artificial intelligence." Huskies curled his mouth, "I can never become a human being."

"I can't be a dog either."

"Fuck! Can you stop mentioning dogs?"

"Aren't you a dog?" Xiao Taohong was puzzled.

"I feel you are insulting the dog! Bah! No, I feel you are insulting me! Wang."

"Is there a difference?"

"Pop!" Husky threw away "A Brief History of Time" angrily, and sat cross-legged, "Come on, let you lose today."

"Go dream!" Xiao Taohong hurriedly sat down, shuffling, cutting, and flipping the cards skillfully. "You draw first."

"You cheated and hide cards! Wang!"

"I do not have."

"You learned how to hide cards! I saw Wang!"

"That's OK, shuffle the cards for you."

"You know that my hands can't wash the cards."

"It's a paw."

"Fuck!"

"You and Mr. Chen are becoming more and more alike! Oh, I mean the swearing aspect..."

...

Taking the elevator downstairs, Chen Yu put on his schoolbag and walked towards No.6 Middle School.

Since the last time I got the "holiday" permission from the class teacher, it has been almost half a month since I went to school. Coupled with the winter vacation, he almost forgot what the school was like.

So while the identity is still in a state of confidentiality, it is also very interesting to experience school life more.

Of course, only for one day...

Passing by the kindergarten, elementary school, and junior high school where the three younger sisters are located, and passing through three traffic lights, Chen Yu came to the gate of No.6 Middle School and froze in place.

I saw the spacious street outside the main entrance of the school, already full of reporters and self-media workers.

The inner layer, the outer layer.

One level above the trees, one level above the sewer.

Even the police officers came to maintain order.

"They discovered my identity?!"

Instinctively, Chen Yu was taken aback. But then he reacted, "Impossible. Once my identity is exposed, they won't be able to find me here. That should be... Xing Biqi?"

After thinking for a while, he walked to the back of the crowd, stretched out his hand and pushed, "Hey, let me give you a little bit. You can give me a little bit."

"Who? Don't push!"

"Push you*!"

"Sick? Can you not squeeze?"

"You are sick!" Chen Yu yelled, "I'm going to school! Get out of the way!"

Hearing the keyword of going to school, the reporters in the outer circle were stunned, and then turned around, slamming microphones and mobile phones on Chen Yu's head, face, neck, and chest at a speed 5,000 times faster than the speed of light. , On the belly button, on the little brother...

"This classmate! Are you from this school?"

"Do you know Xing Biqi?"

"I'm from the Southern Economic News, can I be interviewed? Paid."

"What kind of girl is Xing Biqi?"

"You are Xing Biqi's father? How did you cultivate such an outstanding..."

"That girl's father is dead."

"Does death or life matter to us? New entrants, right?"

The sensitivity of hearing not only brings benefits, but also makes Chen Yu less able to accept noise. He gritted his teeth and backed away, holding back his strength, and shouting, "What? Is there a king law? Is there a law? Fuck! Who touches my thigh?"

"Give a favor, get out of it!"

At this time, a team of police officers rushed over, dispersed the crowd, and surrounded Chen Yu in the middle. "Are you a student in this school?"

"Yes. Class 2 of the second year."

"Okay, come here."

Under the protection of the police officers, Chen Yu squeezed into the school gate and walked to the communication room.

"Are those reporters sick? What are you doing around here?" Chen Yu cursed and arranged his clothes.

"Are you really a student in Sixth Middle School?" the police officer headed up and down looked up and down, "Why are you studying at this night?"

"late."

"Late one morning?"

"Our sixth middle school is like this. Other colleges may be late for a few minutes, at most ten minutes. Our sixth middle school is hourly."

The police officers looked at each other, but they started to vomit somehow.

"Then you call the head teacher and ask her to pick you up." The lead police officer picked up the notebook and said while remembering, "You have seen the situation now, not all students from this school are not allowed to enter."

"Okay." Chen Yu nodded, took out his mobile phone, opened the address book, and found the contact information of the class teacher. He was just about to dial, but was stunned, "Oh, yes, our class teacher has changed, and the new head teacher does not have her phone."

Upon hearing this, the eyes of all police officers became alert.

"Really, I didn't tell lies. I never tell lies." Chen Yu spread his hands.

"You said you were in Class 2 of the second year, right?"

"Correct."

"You don't have her phone, we do." The lead officer took out his cell phone, swiped the screen a few times, and dialed the phone.

"beep……"

"beep……"

"Hello? Who?"

"Mr. Zhang, I am a police officer at the school gate. A kid said he was a student in your class and was late. Call you to ask. Is there any student in your class late today?"

"Late?" In the earpiece ~www.readwn.com~ the new head teacher's voice can be heard clearly, "I'm in class now, no one is late."

Chen Yu "..."

The officer squinted, "What else do you have to say?"

"Tell her, my name is Chen Yu, Chen Yu!"

"Teacher Zhang, he said his name is Chen Yu."

"No, there is no one named Chen Yu in our class. It must be a reporter, hitting him. I'm in class here, so I'll hang up first."

"Okay, excuse me."

Hanging up the phone, the police officer silently took out his baton.

In the communication room, the other seven police officers also took out their batons.

Chen Yu "..."

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