Transdimensional Marketing

"Boom!"

At an altitude of 50,000 meters and a landing speed of 52.3 meters per second, the Ball of Life fell for a full 15 minutes before it fell heavily under the flat Phoenix Mountain and bounced hundreds of meters high.

"Ouch!"

The old man was awakened by the recoil of the thrust, and he immediately awoke from his sleep, reaching out and scratching.

"Boom."

"Boom."

"Boom boom boom..."

It took another two minutes before the ball stopped beating.

"Oh, I'm dripping old bones."

The old man covered his waist disc, bared his teeth, struggled to get up, and was about to go out.

"Wait for a while, uncle."

Chen Yu has been silently guarding the ball of life, preventing the other party from wanting to come out. He directly picked up the big ball and flew to the top of Phoenix Mountain.

If it is released now, it will be difficult to "transport."

"Young man, is the rocket booster in your back?" The old man lay inside the ball and asked curiously, "How much did you buy it? Give me one too."

"...I can't buy this."

"It's strange, besides nuclear bombs, what else can't be bought?"

"It looks like you are fine, uncle, and you can keep talking."

"Don't you die if you don't speak?" The old man blew his beard: "You see, I can still move. If I don't move, I'm a bastard."

"..."

Chen Yu discovered that his brain circuit was surprisingly matched with this old man!

This worries him.

Worrying about being old is also such a virtue...

Soon, the two flew to the top of the mountain. Chen Yu first connected the space of the portal, then opened the entrance of the sphere, and the turbulent lubricating fluid immediately rushed out the old man.

Lying on the melting snow, the old man stood up, turned around and looked down the mountain, suddenly his face was solemn, his body stopped straight, and he faced Chen Yujing with a fairly standard military salute.

"amount?"

Chen Yu was stunned and stepped back: "Uncle, what do you mean..."

Receiving the gift, the old man clenched Chen Yu's hands and said earnestly: "You are a good boy, an excellent child. The future of the country depends on aspiring young people like you to build."

"You... your change is a bit abrupt."

"In fact, what I told you before was all the old man's nonsense. There is only one thing. It is true that the road is bad and the bridges collapsed." The old man smiled: "Because I am a veteran."

"That's it." Chen Yu looked at the old man up and down: "I really couldn't see it just now."

Released his hand, the old man's waist was pressed again, and his momentum ceased. Bent down from the photo on the ground, triumphantly handed it to Chen Yu to watch: "Is it pretty?"

"Okay."

"Is it difficult to admit that others are good?"

"Good, good, beautiful."

"Hehe. Of course beautiful, this is my wife."

"You can directly take a hundred days." Chen Yu couldn't laugh or cry.

"There is no current..." The old man smiled: "She only has this picture because she is dead."

Chen Yu raised his eyebrows: "Sorry."

The old man waved his hand: "Nothing to be sorry. She was killed by a stray bullet as soon as we got married. I rubbed my sleeves, and the blood was not clean. Our group was poor at the time, we were all poor. She walked beautifully, and the whole group made her a new dress with only that little fabric left."

As he said, his eyes were blurred again, stroking the photo, and choking uncontrollably: "It's so **** poor. I have used all the white cloth, and it's half a sleeve. The white cloth bandaged by a few comrades has been removed. That's it."

In a moment, the atmosphere at the top of the mountain became heavy.

The crazy barrage in the live broadcast room gradually became thinner.

"But it's all worth it." The old man took a deep breath, took back the old photos, and turned to point to the beautiful scenery under Phoenix Mountain: "Look at this snow, this scenery, can you say it is not beautiful?"

"Beautiful." Chen Yu said.

"The beauty is fine. The beautiful things must be held. No one can touch them except their own people. Our old folks have done everything they can. What future development, economy, military power, and yours It’s up to you to plant high-tech or something. I really like you. I built the island and landed on the moon. Good job!"

Patting Chen Yu on the shoulder, the old man glared fiercely at Representative Ren Hell, picked up the walking stick, staggered towards the portal, and sang a long tune as he walked.

"You guys develop space well. I, I want to be with these mountains and rivers."

The voice fell, and the figure of the old man disappeared in the portal...

Standing on the top of the mountain, Chen Yu was silent for a long time and replied.

Hey fucking, my eyes are lost.

me too.

This old man must make me feel guilty?

I hanged myself before talking nonsense.

Sorry, my eyes got sand.

Sorry, my eyes got sand.

Sorry, my eyes are on the excavator.

Tribute to the veterans!

The veteran is not dead.

The silence on the top of the mountain lasted for half a minute. Chen Yu put down his hands and turned to look at the representative of Ren Hell: "Friend, it's your turn."

"..."

The representative heard the slight change in Chen Yu's tone, and hurriedly fell to the ground: "Deadly!"

"Don't jam, quickly say what you want to play, and finish it quickly."

"I……"

The thought that **** represents a full stomach was held in his throat, but he couldn't say a word.

He participated in the interaction of "Super Time Evaluation" this time, but he had many tasks. But looking at the current atmosphere, it is obvious that we cannot say more, otherwise it will simply add to the dislike of the super-time uP master.

"Ugh."

With a sigh, the representative got into the wet ball and tried to maintain respect and courtesy: "My lord, send me to Mount Fuji. I want to roll down from Mount Fuji."

"no problem."

Chen Yu nodded, and after some manipulation in front of the portal, a round kick kicked the ball of life into the metal arch.

Then, he started the engine and chased away with the help of two tail flames.

On the empty top of the mountain, apart from Xiao Taohong, only two astronauts were left looking at each other.

"Shall we start preparing now?"

"it is good."

The two immediately opened their respective boxes, took out a can of insulated oxygen cylinder from it, and stuffed it into the socket on the back of the simple space suit. Later, they took out fully enclosed helmets and put them on each other's heads.

This spacesuit is unique, focusing on lightness and temperature isolation.

The price is poor protection and too few mounting accessories, making it impossible to operate for a long time in an atmosphereless extraterrestrial environment.

It took four minutes to wear each other, the two closed the lids, and waited quietly for Chen Yu to return before starting to act.

But after another four minutes, Chen Yu didn't wait, instead, a group of villagers living in Phoenix Mountain ran from the bottom of the mountain.

The leader is the tourist who was scared away by Chen Yu before.

"Really! Really!"

"It's incredible, it's almost like us?"

"I don't know what the face looks like..."

"Their helmet glass is too dark~www.readwn.com~ can't see clearly."

"The girl next to you is also an alien?"

"I don't know if there is reproductive isolation..."

"Stunned the world to discover! It's going to be on fire!"

Everyone was wearing thick down jackets, and they became excited when they saw the two astronauts. They took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and they kept chatting.

"Everyone, don't move forward. Son, hurry up and call the police!"

The head of the village stopped everyone, then turned to look at the two astronauts, respectfully and cautiously: "Welcome to the earth."

astronaut:"……"

"W...welceto...earth?"

astronaut:"……"