Transdimensional Marketing

　　 "Mom, we are leaving."

"be careful."

　　 At 7:30 in the morning the next morning, the fourth youngest member of the Chen family finished a "rich" breakfast, left the house and went to school together.

　　 Chen Yu carried Chen Sanke's schoolbag in his left hand, and Chen Erke's schoolbag in his right hand, with Chen Yike's schoolbag hanging on his chest, and his own schoolbag behind him...like a human-shaped self-propelled shelf, leading the way.

　　 Follow the established path and go downstairs to the kindergarten in just five minutes.

　　 stopped, Chen Yu handed the left schoolbag to Chen Sanke: "Listen to the teacher, have fun, pay attention to safety and don't get hurt."

　　 "Ang!" Chen Sanke took the schoolbag, nodded his head, put the small schoolbag on his back, and walked into the school gate with a somewhat unstable step.

"go!"

　　 pointed to the front and gave an order. Chen Yu continued to lead the way. Seven or eight minutes later, he stopped in front of a primary school and handed the schoolbag in his right hand to Chen Erke.

　　 "Second, listen carefully and don't run in class. If anyone is bullying you, tell your brother."

　　 "Okay." Chen Erke took the schoolbag, trotted into the campus, and disappeared.

"go!"

　　 A few minutes later, the two came to the gate of a junior high school.

　　 Chen Yu took off the schoolbag on his chest and threw it to Chen Yike. He only said one sentence: "Have you heard from someone else? Discounted legs!"

　　 Chen Yike: "……"

　　 silently took the schoolbag, Chen Yike blushed and kicked decisively!

"boom."

"what!"

　　 Chen Yu covered his calf and slowly squatted on the ground...

　　……

　　 After sending off the three younger sisters, Chen Yu turned around and walked through the four traffic lights along the straight road to reach the sixth high school of Jinzhou City where he was located.

　　 This is an amazing school that can be ranked in the province.

　　 It is the so-called first-rate schools to focus on performance, second-rate schools to focus on discipline, and third-rate schools to focus on hygiene.

　　 But the sixth middle school is more awesome, it doesn’t catch anything...

　　 As long as they don’t fight, any student can "mix" very happily in this school. Feel the "stocking" education on the university campus in advance.

　　 Entering the teaching building, Chen Yu came to the door of the second class of the second year, only to see the classmates are very busy.

　　 Snacks, dog food, boasting, manga... but none of them immersed themselves in reading.

　　 "Alas, a group of scumbags who are addicted to having fun are really embarrassed to join them.

　　 Posing his lips, Chen Yu despised the depravity of these classmates from the bottom of his heart. He walked along the wall to the last row, sat in his place, and swiped his phone...

　　 The current time is 8:12 in the morning, more than half an hour before the 9 o'clock video is released.

　　 Chen Yu brushed station B for a while, and did not see any interesting video, so he rubbed two paper **** into his ears to isolate the noise, and lay on the table, preparing to catch up before class.

　　 Last night, he didn't sleep well either.

　　 The excitement of making money, and the nervousness and apprehension of uploading a video at 9 o'clock today, made him half-dream and half-awake all night.

　　 And the dreams I make are strange.

　　 Become the head of state...

　　 became a prisoner...

　　 was dispelled by a group of white coats...

　　 was assassinated by the future man who suddenly appeared...

　　 Nuclear explosion when testing the product, etc...

　　 In short, I didn't sleep well and panicked inexplicably.

　　 I thought that many people in the school feel safe and can sleep well, but when he just fell asleep, he was awakened by a sudden slap.

　　 "Brother Chen! Have you changed your basketball shoes?!"

　　 looked up in a daze, and found that it was a bald man sitting in front of him who awoke him.

　　 "Lee bald head! Are you sick?"

　　 "Is it time to go to bed? What should I do if I have a full sleep?"

　　 "Go!" Chen Yu waved his hand irritably, lay down on the table again, and turned his head.

　　 Li Guangtou's real name is Li Liang. Since he was bald since he was a child, in order to avoid being ridiculed, he simply shaved his hair and gradually gained the title of "Li Guangtou".

　　Because they are close to each other, they communicate a lot, so they are a classmate who has a better relationship with Chen Yu.

　　 "Hey! Don't sleep! Brother Chen, you bought these sneakers online? They are so handsome! New models? How much?"

　　 With his head buried, Chen Yu slowly stretched out two fingers.

　　 "Two thousand?" Li Liang was surprised.

　　 "Two words, get out!"

　　 Li Liang looked resentful: "Brother Chen, you are too cold towards others today."

　　 Chen Yushun took out a nailed stool leg from the table...

　　 "Don't, don't make trouble! Go to sleep, go to sleep! Go to sleep, sleep to sleep..."

　　……

　　 When Chen Yu woke up, he found that it was already in class.

　　 Some hunched head teachers are standing at the podium, holding a chalk while writing on the blackboard. Chen Yu understood every word he said. But once they were connected, he didn't understand.

　　 His mathematical foundation is too poor, and he can no longer keep up with his high school knowledge.

"correct!"

　　 After a long stunned as if listening to the "Book of Heaven", Chen Yu suddenly slapped his head, quickly took out his mobile phone, turned on station B after muting, and entered the science and technology zone to refresh it crazily.

　　 It is already nine o'clock, and the evaluation video must be released.

　　 He wants to see how the feedback is.

　　 But as time passed slowly, until the end of get out of class, his hands became sore and he did not see his evaluation video.

　　 He didn't want to search for keywords directly in the search bar, because it would directly reveal his identity.

　　 A video of a newcomer UP host, except for acquaintances and me, there will be no strangers searching. Unless that video has hot words.

　　 So in order to hide your identity and want to see your own video, you can only refresh it manually.

　　 "Have you not reviewed it?"

　　 insisted on brushing for another five minutes, UU reading www.uukanshu.com Chen Yu turned off the station B software, entered WeChat, and typed inquiries.

　　 [Chen Yu: "My video should be published, is there any possibility that the review will fail?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "No. We are always following your video. We will solve all problems including review, blocking, and even banning for you."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "Then I’m very strange. You can edit, upload, and control other video platforms. Why don’t you promote it yourself?"]

【Overtime Promotion: “According to Article 17 of the Earth Alliance Anti-Monopoly Time and Space Law, any commercial activity involving outer time and space must cooperate with natural persons with perfect time and space civil rights and account for more than 51% of the income. Emphasizes : The fame and promotion revenue brought by advertising are not included in the actual revenue."]

　　 [Chen Yu: "What about 51% of my income?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: You donated it to a charity foundation. 】

　　【Chen Yu: "……"】

　　 [Overtime promotion: "Excuse me, Mr. Chen, do you have any questions?"]

　　 [Chen Yu: "How is my evaluation video now? How much is it played?"]

　　【Overtime promotion: "Currently there are 48 views on the platform of station B."】

　　 [Chen Yu: "So little? It won't be cold anymore, right?"]

　　 [Overtime promotion: "The promotion mechanism of station B is sharing data>comment data>collection data>bullet data>play volume. You have not received active promotion from the editor, so your current data is still within the acceptance range."]

　　 [Chen Yu: "Then I can rest assured."]

　　 Turn off WeChat, Chen Yu opened station B again, and found a comfortable posture, sliding his right hand up, down, up, down, up, down...