Transdimensional Marketing

　　Madu, a rich, prosperous and self-respecting city.

　　Madu, a lost, frustrated, and empty city.

　　Madu, a city not worse than other cities. (From an excerpt from the three-line novella "God's Magic Lamp".)

　　In this city, every inch of corner seems to contain indulgence and depravity, especially nightclubs.

　　Chen Yu always believes that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

　　 As an UP master who leads all mankind to peep into the future technology, he has the obligation to promote positive energy and eradicate this unhealthy trend.

　　 So, he came.

　　 stood in the middle of the dance floor, scanned the audience, opened his mouth, and yawned.

"what……"

"what…"

　　"..."

　　 The next moment, the men and women who were still shaking their heads crazily seemed to be 40 years old instantly, and their movements relaxed until they changed from dancing to square dancing...

　　 "Ha...ow..."

　　 Chen Yu chased after the victory, and yawned even bigger, all irritating tears flowed out.

　　 "Yawn..."

　　 "Ha...ow..."

"what……"

　　 On the dance floor, there were yawns one after another, one after another, as if a virus infection could spread to no one.

　　 "Ha...ow..."

　　 Chen Yu stretched out his waist and yawned for the third time in the nightclub under the lights...

　　 "Pump."

　　 "Flop!"

　　 "Thump thump thump thump thump..."

　　 Like cutting wheat, hundreds of people in the dance floor hall fell to the ground.

　　 all out.

　　 "It's so late, hey, you are paralyzed, don't you go to bed, don't parents worry?"

　　 reached into the mask and wiped away the overflowing tears.

　　 After the test, Chen Yu walked to the mixer and pulled the total volume of the soundtrack to 0 decibels, then took out the white express box and foam and threw it on the stage, then turned and left.

"Kids, good night."

　　……

　　 The next day, Tuesday.

　　 Chen Yu sat down in his seat honestly, waiting for the announcement of the monthly test scores.

　　 During this time, he was relatively busy (lan), did not focus on his studies, and his grades were 100% less than the first in the school. After all, even though the Sixth Middle School is poor, there will still be top-notch classes, and there are so few students every year.

　　According to Principal Pang’s "mandatory" gambling agreement, after the monthly test scores are released, he will go to study sports honestly.

　　 But who is Chen Yu?

How can 　　 be crushed to death by a little "miscellaneous fish"? Although the trash fish is a bit fat.

　　 So in Chen Yu's mind, he has already begun to plan at least a dozen kinds of resistance plans that are dark, trivial, forced, evil, despicable, and indecent...

　　 Only waiting for the opponent to attack, it must be super doubled!

　　 "The monthly test scores are in my hands. Now I will announce the class ranking."

Not long after the class bell rang, the second class teacher walked into the classroom, squeezed the score list in his hand, glanced at the audience, and roared: "Disappointment! What a disappointment! You are indeed the worst one I have ever brought. Class student!"

"The first problem of mathematics, in order to fear that some idiots will hand in a blank paper, I deliberately gave an entertainment problem of 1+1 equal to a few. There are twelve students in our class wrote a 13627! Do you know the headline? Which idiot taught you?"

　　 "Our math teacher." A male student raised his hand.

　　 "Yes, my math teacher."

　　 "He taught us."

　　 Chen Yu also raised his hand: "I testify, at the scene."

head teacher:"……"

　　'S face was distorted for a while, the head teacher raised the list, gritted his teeth and said: "First place, Chen Yu, 411 points."

　　 "Whhhhhhhh!"

　　 The eyes of the whole class are focused on Chen Yu.

　　 "Cough cough." Chen Yu cleared his throat, pressing his hands slightly: "Calm down, basic exercises."

　　 The head teacher glanced at Chen Yu and continued to read: "Second place, classmate Xing Biqi, with a score of 405. This new student has an excellent grade. Everyone applauds."

　　 "Flap, pop!"

　　 "Papa Papa..."

　　 "The third place, Zhen Congming, 335."

　　 "It's great." Zhen Congming stood up suddenly, with a gratified expression: "Progress, God rewards hard work, live up to your efforts."

　　 "Yes." The head teacher sneered: "Last time 334, I improved by 1 point, congratulations."

　　 "Teacher, you know, when we reach the level of our top students, we have to pay countless amounts for every point we raise..."

　　 "Hurry up, shut up."

　　 Forty minutes later, the bell rang after class. The head teacher walked out of the classroom with a lesson preparation bag without looking back.

　　 "Chen Yu classmate."

　　 Zhen Congming rushed to Chen Yu in a few strides and pushed his glasses: "Unexpectedly, in just one month, you really defeated me on the top of Mount Tai and fulfilled your dream."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "I will chase you for me."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "This is the determination that a genius should have. Please don't be arrogant and complacent, keep working hard, and don't be overtaken by me."

　　 Chen Yu: "……"

　　 "Among the five subjects, I remember your English is the worst?"

"exactly."

　　 "Haha." Zhen Congming blew his bangs, showing a smile like "sauce burst": "English is precisely my strong point. You have to be careful next month exam."

　　 "Oh! How many points did you score in the English test this time?"

　　 "48."

　　 "Go away."

　　……

　　411 points, ranked in the top 40 in the entire sixth. Far below the school’s No. 1 betting standard.

　　 But to Chen Yu's surprise, one day, from the principal to Niu Lanshan to the head teacher, no one asked him to learn physical education and forced him to be willing to bet.

　　 All the defensive tactics that made his stomach full are scrapped, like a fist hit... on a pack of shit, it's soft and sticky.

　　 "It seems that I gave up."

　　 Touching the stubble on his chin, Chen Yu thoughtfully.

in the afternoon.

　　 The fourth class ends. UU reading www.uukanshu.com

　　 Chen Yu was about to go to the principal’s office to ask in detail, and to explore his mouth, the female student Xing Biqi in the front row turned around and smiled at him: "This student, your grades are really good."

　　 "……"

　　 Chen Yu was stunned for a while, and suddenly clenched his fists.

coming!

coming! !

coming! ! !

　　 This "bad-hearted" female agent finally couldn't help but accosted him.

　　 "Hehe, I can't hold it anymore, right? I thought that professional agents have extraordinary endurance, but now it seems that that's all."

　　 settled down, Chen Yu squinted his eyes slightly: "Your grades are also very good."

"No, it's just extraordinary performance." Xing Biqi scratched his ears shyly, pulled his hair lightly, picked up his math test paper, pointed to a math question, and said softly: "My math is relatively poor, so I want to ask. I don’t know how to do this trigonometric function period formula."

　　 Is learning the starting point?

　　Since the move is the first, let's accept the "rap"!

　　 Face the enemy, be as cold as winter!

　　 At this point of thought, Chen Yu decisively stretched out the salty pig's hand, and while grabbing the math paper, he also held the girl's weak and boneless hand: "I understand, I will teach you."

"Well……"

　　 Xing Biqi was stunned, and subconsciously pulled his hand, but did not get it back.

"what happened?"

　　 "You...you let go..."

　　 "Oh! I'm sorry, I didn't mean it." Chen Yu let go of the paper "obediently"...

　　 Xing Biqi: "...I'm talking about letting go!"

　　 "Oh." Chen Yu was indifferent, changing from grasping to touching...

　　 "You...what are you doing?"

　　 "Is it cold yet."

　　 "???"