Today, the Foolish Scum Gong Screwed Me Over Again

Qiu Yanzhi turned his head and looked at the rhubarb on the ground eeriely, his face ugly. +++Mobile phone reading visit m.readwn.com

"Rhubarb! Didn't you say that reset can fix most of the bugs! Why is Lao Tzu still unable to get out!!!"

Rhubarb said weakly: "Maybe this bug happens to be a small part that cannot be fixed..."

Qiu Yanzhi: "What's the reason that Lao Tzu spent so much money to buy a reset card?"

Rhubarb shrunk his head and said pitifully: "Did you just say that this is a dream that makes people want to indulge and not want to wake up..."

Qiu Yanzhi gritted his teeth: "I said that I want to indulge, it's a rhetorical technique. You **** really thought I would (Shui) sleep forever?!!!"

Rhubarb flattened his mouth and expressed a grievous expression: "What do you call me? I don't know if it will happen. I can't guarantee that it's a 100% success rate, and you can see the world now. , I can control the panel, I just glanced at it, except for the game exit function and emergency call function, other functions are good."

Da Huang also said: "Qiu Yanzhi, to be fair, although you haven't been able to quit the game, the situation is definitely better than it was!"

The situation is indeed better than before, and his friends and parents will not leave without changing his personal background. And now he can not only see the whole world without relying on He Zhou, but also adjust his own state and environment settings.

Compared with the previous situation where he might be starved to death after leaving Hezhou, he is basically in the game world now.

He just lost a He Chau and got such a great convenience. It was obviously a good thing, but why did Qiu Yanzhi feel so upset?

…It must be because Rhubarb is so popular that it gave me high expectations.

Qiu Yanzhi thought angrily in his heart.

But anger is useless, and (exciting) insults and rhubarb will not help his current situation.

Qiu Yanzhi sighed for a long time and lay on (bed chuang).

Wait, why is this bed board so hard?

Qiu Yan only reacted here, he is now in the dormitory.

Although he has always been a college student, in the last game his goal of the strategy was the company president He Zhou, and his student identity was not very close, so at that time his college student identity was a decoration, he did not even come to school several times.

And what is the goal this time? Seems like that student?

Come on, it is estimated that the school will be the main battlefield in the future.

Qiu Yanzhi sighed.

However, where does he have the mind to attack the little boy?

He just wants to get out of this junk game now.

Not to mention the sunny primary school brother, Wu Hua (meat rou) didn't want to eat it in front of him.

At this moment, the door of the dormitory was pushed open.

A clear voice rang.

"Good seniors! I'm Ye Mingxu from the second grade German department. We are in a dormitory!"

The boy with light brown hair (color) has a bright smile on his face. He is so bright, so energetic, so young, so vigorous.

The moment he entered the dormitory, dazzling dazzlingly, Qiu Yanzhi felt as if he saw the sun.

"I am Qiu Yanzhi." Qiu Yanzhi had a big-tailed wolf-like smile on his face. "Tonight, it will be empty, and the senior will invite you to eat roast (meat rou)."

"Please me?" The boy froze for a moment.

Qiu Yanzhi smiled mildly: "No, to be precise, it is to invite us to all dormitory, the main purpose is to welcome you to our 304."

Ye Mingxu smiled happily and said, "Thank you seniors!"

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Ye Mingxu packed his things and put on his jersey and basketball: "Senior, I'm going to play, do I want to go together?"

Qiu Yanzhi shook his head: "Not going, you go, don't forget the meal time."

Looking at the back view of Ye Mingxu's departure, Qiu Yanzhi sighed youthfully, and then lay back on the bed like a salty fish (chuang).

"Aren't you saying that you didn't care about the strategy." Dahuang Tucao said.

Qiu Yanzhi slowly brought himself a headset: "What do you not do in the love game?"

Rhubarb murmured: "I didn't expect you to forget He Zhou so quickly. I thought that the average player would have to wait for at least two days to change the strategy."

"Hezhou is no longer here, baby. I was married to him, but I don't want to be a widow for him either. Besides, it's the last game, people have to look forward, understand."

Rhubarb flattened his mouth and said: "I see."

"And..." Qiu Yanzhi pondered for a moment, and said, "I was thinking that since all the functions of the last game are damaged, only the reset card can be used. If this is an egg that the designer intentionally left, only if the program is damaged. If it will appear later, does this card mean... that you can only leave the game if you attack the next character?"

"Wow. It seems reasonable to guess." Rhubarb praised soullessly, and then said, "You're actually in love with Ye Mingxu?"

Qiu Yanzhi shrugged: "Can't I?"

"Of course you can, this is the correct way to reset the card." Da Huang said.

Qiu Yanzhi felt a little sleepy and covered herself with a quilt, (sleeping Shui).

Qiu Yanzhi thinks people are really strange. He has obviously been alone (sleeping Shui) for more than 20 years and has always liked this way of living alone. Only then did he sleep in the same bed with He Zhou a few times, and he felt that he was lying alone on a bed (chuang), and was alone and empty.

Qiu Yanzhi closed his eyes, but He Zhou appeared in front of him again.

...What a fool. What do you want him to do?

Qiu Yanzhi scolded himself secretly, and then knocked on his head.

...Think of your elementary school brother, think of your elementary school brother, a bright and sunny elementary school brother, a fresher and more tender elementary school brother than He Zhou.

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When Qiu Yanzhi Xiao (sleeping Shui) got up for a while, Zhang Yuxuan came.

Zhang Yuxuan bought an apartment near the school and did not live in a dormitory. If he ran into the dormitory building, it must be to find Qiu Yanzhi.

Qiu Yanzhi looked at Zhang Yuxuan, who was pushing the door open and looked frustrated, wearing a small skirt, wearing a wig, and wearing crappy makeup.

In the last game, Zhang Yuxuan, after Qiu Yanzhi deliberately cleaned up, no longer dressed like that.

Why did you return to the time before liberation?

After Zhang Yuxuan came in from the door, one (tart pi) sat in a chair, his face full of sorrow: "Speaking, my senior is coming home."

Qiu Yanzhi was startled.

Did your senior return home early? The marriage is over, the husband is derailed, and you are very coldly rejected you.

Qiu Yanzhi glanced carefully at the skirt on Zhang Yuxuan's body, the more familiar he looked.

--and many more.

Isn't it exactly the same as Zhang Yuxuan in the last game, telling him that the senior was wearing the day he was coming back? !

Qiu Yanzhi tentatively (sexually) asked: "Are you wearing the big star's underwear?"

Zhang Yuxuan froze for a moment, hurriedly and stopped his legs, straightened his skirt: "I just walked out? Shouldn't it."

Qiu Yanzhi: (Fuck cao), really.

Qiu Yanzhi said to Zhang Yuxuan: "You play casually here, I'll go smoke a cigarette first and calm down."

Qiu Yanzhi opened the dormitory door, walked to the open corridor, then leaned against the wall and lit himself a cigarette.

"Rhubarb." Qiu Yanzhi said, "What's going on."

Rhubarb flapped his wings and flew to him: "No problem, reset the card, reset the card, naturally all the plots are reset, you can understand that you restarted the game, playing for the first time, but this time There is no He Zhou in the main line."

Qiu Yanzhi looked at rhubarb and frowned: "The background of the story will tell me again."

Rhubarb: "There are 4 people in your dormitory, Yang Fengcheng, Zhou Qi, Zhao Rui and yourself. Do you remember those three people? You also took them to Hezhou's house for hot pot in the last game."

Qiu Yanzhi nodded: "Continue."

Da Huang: "But because you are all seniors, most of the time you are not in the dormitory, only two days Yang Fengcheng found an internship job, went to live in the staff dormitory, he was vacant, Ye Mingxu was in the dormitory downstairs, It was Yang Fengcheng’s cousin, because the bed collapsed two days ago, so he moved in."

Very good, the game is really omnipotent in order to make him related to the target of the attack Ye Mingxu (fafa).

They even took the initiative to create accidents so that they can live in a dormitory.

I thought that when he attacked Hezhou at that time, he was too tired to die, and he was so skeptical that he had never encountered such a good thing.

But Qiu Yanzhi feels that things will not be that simple: "In the last game, my character was love for He Zhou at first sight, but I couldn't pursue it violently. What else do I have here? Since Ye Mingxu is sunny and passionate Canine student, what am I? Indifferent senior student? Highly unattainable campus male god? Loved by the younger brother at first sight but not violently pursued, secretly in love with Bai Yueguang for many years?"

Rhubarb: "You fall in love with your younger brother at first sight and you must not pursue it violently."

Qiu Yanzhi: "...(Fuck cao)."

Qiu Yanzhi looked at Da Huang and smiled with goodwill on his face: "Fortunately, your game has not been released. If it is really open, ensure that the game penetrates the center of the earth and the company goes bankrupt."

Rhubar pouted: "Actually, you just performed well, just keep it up."

Qiu Yanzhi: "Then I really thank you for your compliment."

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The game world was reset, and the stories of all the characters were restarted. Zhang Yuxuan finally gave up on the senior in the last game, and this game began to miss again.

Qiu Yanzhi prepared to let Zhang Yuxuan die earlier this time, and encouraged him to say, "Since your senior is about to return to China, would you use this opportunity to make a confession?"

Zhang Yuxuan buried his head and whispered, "I dare not."

"There is nothing to dare."

Zhang Yuxuan pursed her lips: "...I look ugly."

Qiu Yanzhi patted his shoulder: "Although you look ugly, you have a beautiful heart."

"My brain..."

"Although you are stupid, you have a good temper."

"I do not……"

"Although you have no education, you have money."

"Seniors won't like..."

"Don't be discouraged, maybe the senior is blind!"

"The seniors are not blind!"

Qiu Yanzhi suddenly realized... This dialogue is familiar, and it seems that everything is developing like the trajectory of the previous game.

Could it be that Ye Mingxu will become the next He Zhou?

Qiu Yanzhi felt a headache.

But even so, Qiu Yanzhi wanted to change something.

The first thing is to start with Zhang Yuxuan.

Either take advantage of his seniors before getting married and help him catch the seniors, or let him completely die for the seniors, but no matter which way he takes, he should not wear a small skirt.

He (qiang qiang) forced Zhang Yuxuan to go to the school's nearest mall to buy men's clothing.

As a result, Zhang Yuxuan vowed to die (tuo off) the little skirt.

Qiu Yanzhi said: "Zhang Yuxuan, your seniors actually like men."

Zhang Yuxuan didn't believe what he said: "Well, don't lie to me! If my senior likes men, how could I not know!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

Qiu Yanzhi had no choice but to say, "Well, I tell you the truth..."

Zhang Yuxuan: "You said?"

Qiu Yanzhi: "A younger brother I like moved to my dormitory by accident. Today is the first day. I really like him very much, but he likes you tall and handsome, and he loves to wear skirts. , If the two of us appeared together in front of him, he would absolutely only know looking at you... you know what I mean."

Zhang Yuxuan shook Qiu Yanzhi's hands with a sincere face, "Speech, I understand you! Rest assured, I will not rob your man, I will go to men's clothing now and isolate all the hidden dangers he fell in love with me !"

Qiu Yanzhi seemed to be moved to tears: "Baby Yu, you are so good!"

Zhang Yuxuan blinked: "I'll get out of the men's clothing later, and I'll buy you a small skirt, and then you can put on a small skirt (gougou) to lead him!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "..."

...Sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn’t have lied.

After changing the men's clothing, Zhang Yuxuan took Qiu Yan to the women's clothing area.

Qiu Yanzhi tried his best to refuse, but Zhang Yuxuan of 1.95 meters could drag him forward with one arm, and he could not bear it.

Zhang Yuxuan tempted: "Yanyan, you like him so much, and he just likes men who wear women's clothes. If you don't work hard, how can you say you like him!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "I don't want, I don't want, I don't want..."

Zhang Yuxuan: "You can't be too cowardly to be a man! It's no big deal to wear a small skirt!!"

Qiu Yanzhi: "I don't want..."

Zhang Yuxuan frowned and said, "Words, we must be bold for love, we must go forward bravely!"

Qiu Yanzhi hugged the pillars of the mall lobby and made his final struggle: "I don't..."

Suddenly Zhang Yuxuan stopped, and his expression seemed to be somewhat injured: "... Yan Yan, do you also think it is shameful to wear a small skirt."

Zhang Yuxuan is tall and tall, wearing a skirt is particularly eye-catching. Every time he walks on the road, it attracts countless people to look at. Even his parents can’t stand this, and quarreled with him several times. He forced him to rent a house to live by himself. Zhang Yuxuan did not know that someone was laughing at him behind his back, he just pretended not to know.

Qiu Yanzhi was silent for a while.

Then he slowly loosened the pillar, with a sorrowful look on his face: "Come on, I wear it."

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Qiu Yanzhi's height is lower than Zhang Yuxuan's, and the skeleton is not too big. Zhang Yuxuan gave him a puffy black gauze dress, which nicely modified his male (sexual) figure, but perfectly displayed To his advantage of narrow waist and long legs.

When he came out of the (more geng) dressing room, Zhang Yuxuan just wanted to hold him and wept bitterly: "Woo woo woo, say you are so beautiful!!!"

Qiu Yanzhi was expressionless and lifeless.

After coming out of the women's wear area, Qiu Yanzhi bought a long and curly black (color) wig by the way.

Zhang Yuxuan burst into tears: "Words, you're so quick!"

Do not.

I just want to cover my face as much as possible, so that others will not recognize me.

And for strangers who don’t know on the road, it’s better to let them not know that I am a man than to let them see me as a man in a skirt... right.

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After returning from the basketball court, Ye Mingxu waited for Qiu Yanzhi to play games in the dormitory. Hearing the sound, he took off his headphones and turned to watch.

The whole person was stunned: "You... who are you looking for?"

Qiu Yanzhi said blankly: "It's me."

Ye Mingxu's pupils squeezed suddenly and stood up in a panic. The headphone cable (plugged in) on the computer was pulled away by (强qiang). He stuttered and said, "Learn... senior, how do you... …"

Qiu Yanzhi: "Just change your mood, I will wear this and go out to eat with you later, no problem."

"No, no problem." Ye Mingxu hadn't calmed down yet, and then he said blankly: "Very, very nice."

"He will fall in love with you, he will fall in love with you, he will fall in love with you..." Zhang Yuxuan whispered in front of Qiu Yanzhi.

Qiu Yan brutally snapped Zhang Yuxuan's face away.

Said it was to invite people in the whole dormitory to eat, but all the people in the dormitory had the postgraduate entrance examination, the internship internship, and only Ye Mingxu and Qiu Yanzhi could come out, but Zhang Yuxuan was also added.

Qiu Yanzhi relied on this outfit to appear in the boys’ dormitory, which almost caused a sao**m.

For example, some boys in the dormitory only wore big pants in the dormitory and swayed back and forth and his mother did not love to close the door. Qiu Yanzhi passed by the door. The boys who were dying innocently saw Qiu Yanzhi's inadvertently squinted eyes and hurriedly. Stretching out his arms and covering his arms, he didn't have any abdominal muscles. His upper body was like a white chicken, and his entire face was red from beginning to end.

There was even a poor little boy who made an exclamation and closed the door with a snap.

But there were also boldly picking up the door frame and whistling towards Qiu Yanzhi.

Then Qiu Yanzhi (killed sha) rolled out with a violent sound, frightened to escape quickly, and quickly locked the door.

However, when going out of the gate of the dormitory, I encountered some difficulties.

Aunt Su Guan reached out and stopped him: "I don't know if girls can't enter the boys' dormitory? When did you go in, why didn't I just see you?"

Ye Mingxu walked from the dormitory to the door of the dormitory building, and has experienced many things. The psychology has become (strong qiang). After listening to the aunt of the tube, he can't help but explain: "Aunt, he is my roommate, yes Boys."

Aunt Su Guan was disdainful: "Who are you?"

Qiu Yanzhi stretched out his hand to pull his wig off, and the tone was unwavering: "Auntie, I am really a man, and the dormitory is Building No. 302."

In the amazed eyes of Aunt Su Guan, Qiu Yanzhi brought the wig back again: "Aunt goodbye."

When he came out of the dormitory building, Zhang Yuxuan also deliberately ridiculed: "Hey, you said that it is strange or not. I wore skirts in and out of the dormitory countless times. Why did my aunt never stop me."

Qiu Yanzhi glanced coldly at him, without speaking, he moved forward with his feet raised.

"Wait a minute." Ye Mingxu reached out to adjust Qiu Yanzhi's wig and smiled and said, "It's a little crooked."

Qiu Yanzhi narrowed his eyes and looked at him: "What did you just call me?"

"I'm sorry, senior." Ye Mingxu blinked and said sorry, but his eyes were full of smiles.

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Because his own set is almost the same as the previous game.

So Qiu Yanzhi originally wondered if he had to go down the old road again, whether Ye Mingxu would become the second He Zhou, only to find that he was completely worried.

It turns out.

Not all npcs are dogs like He Zhou.

For example, Qiu Yanzhi bought fried skewers at the roadside stall on the campus gate and handed them to Ye Mingxu. Ye Mingxu said happily, thanking the senior, and then pointed to the opposite (milk Nai) tea shop. (Milk Nai) tea!

And if Qiu Yan dare to pass the fried string to He Zhou, He Zhou would definitely let him take it away with a cold face. If it was He Zhou before marriage, it would be even worse. The dog man in He Zhou may be able to let him directly roll.

If the strategy of the npc angle (color) is also graded, Qiu Yanzhi feels that He Zhou must be in **** mode.

"What are you thinking? Why laugh?" Zhang Yuxuan looked at Qiu Yanzhi suspiciously as he gnawed fried skewers.

Qiu Yanzhi froze for a moment, his mouth flattened out: "I don't have it, you are dazzled."

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Ye Mingxu was invited to choose a large roast (meat rou) restaurant with a good reputation.

As a result, the business was really hot. Qiu Yanzhi looked up for a long time without seeing an empty table.

"Ming Xu?" A male voice suddenly sounded, his tone a little surprised, "Why are you here?"

Qiu Yanzhi turned his head to see that it was Ye Mingxu's cousin and his roommate, Yang Fengcheng.

Ye Mingxu hadn't had time to speak, Yang Fengcheng saw Qiu Yanzhi, and suddenly his eyes widened, so scared that it was not good to say: "... Qiu... Qiu Yanzhi?"

Qiu Yanzhi was getting used to it. He didn't change his face (salute) and said: "We come to eat, but we can't seem to find an empty table."

Yang Fengcheng did not leave Qiu Yanzhi's skirt and fake ones, and he was incoherent when he talked: "It is because our company has chartered... In order to welcome our new employees, we will hold a welcome meeting here today, no The table is empty."

"Xiao Yang, are these your friends?" A middle-aged man just passed by.

Yang Fengcheng turned his head to look at him: "Yes, Section Chief, this is my cousin and roommate. They came to dinner, but they don't seem to know that this is a contract for our company."

When the chief saw Qiu Yanzhi, his expression immediately became very friendly. He turned his head and said to Yang Fengcheng: "Bring them to eat together, anyway, we still have a lot of empty seats at our table."

Yang Fengcheng hesitated a little: "This is not good..."

The chief said: "It's okay, everyone is a friend, and it's lively when there are many people."

Qiu Yanzhi was about to refuse, and was taken away by Zhang Yuxuan: "Speak, hurry up, I'm so hungry."

Yang Fengcheng's ability to accept is very special (strong qiang). I originally saw Qiu Yanzhi's equipment still stunned, but he got used to it in a while, and he laughed and joked: Oh, Qiu Yanzhi, don't say, you are quite suitable for this dress . Then Qiu Yanzhi brutally slashed with his eyes.

It was the section chief who knew that Qiu Yanzhi was a man, and his whole face (color) was not quite right.

However, there are a lot of people here, it is really lively, Qiu Yanzhi is not a squirm, and soon got acquainted with everyone.

Qiu Yanzhi even felt that some of them were quite familiar with it. It seemed that he had seen it. When he thought of the place where he met last time, Qiu Yanzhi silently scolded the junk game in his heart, and even reused so many npcs. All are bricks, where do I need to move?

Suddenly, the entire store was quiet, and then many people stood up one after another, and noisy hellos sounded.

Qiu Yanzhi turned around to look puzzled, and suddenly froze in place.

He only knew that the original NPCs were not reused after recycling.

The bustling store.

A man appeared from the door, striding steadily, and greeted everyone's eyes.

Walked in the direction of Qiu Yanzhi.

——It’s He Zhou.

I don't know why, Qiu Yanzhi even felt that his heart was beating wildly. With the pace of the man, the man took a step and his heartbeat was aggravated.

The man raised his head and looked in the direction of Qiu Yanzhi.

There were hundreds of people standing up to greet He Zhou, hundreds of pairs staring at He Zhou's eyes, and hundreds of voices saying hello to He Zhou.

But at this moment, the man's dark and dark eyes, but through the noisy crowd, through the noisy sound, looked straight into his eyes.