Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

mrValentine’s Day has come, but the effect is just a surprise to everyone. At this time, everyone is confused.

I saw Mr. Valentine lying in Lin Hai’s arms.

Lin Hai looked at Mr. Valentine in his arms and said, “Beautiful lady, you are a little heavy, but it doesn’t matter. You have a really good figure.”

Mr. Valentine’s Day saw this situation for the first time. What happened just now? Could it be that his ability failed?

“Thank you.” Mr. Valentine replied in confusion: “You, what do you want to do?”

Lin Hai said affectionately: “You are Feng’er and I am Sha, what do you think?”

mr Valentine looked at the handsome man in front of him, why did he suddenly say this to himself?

However, Mr. Valentine has not watched China’s Qiong Yao drama, and does not understand what the words represent.

So, mr Valentine replied: “I’m not Feng’er, and I hate sand. Where do you touch your hands, you bastard? If I remember correctly, we are still enemies, right? Let me go!”

Lin Hai’s face darkened. Shouldn’t the woman in his arms reply that she would be lingering until the end of the world?

What a sight!

Lin Hai said angrily: “I hate illiteracy, go ahead Pikachu…”

After saying that, Lin Hai directly threw Mr. Valentine’s Day out of his arms!

Everyone looked at Lin Hai in confusion. Isn’t this change too big?

At this time, Lin Hai pointed at mr5 and said: “I said nose-picking men, don’t look around. I’m talking about you ugly thing. Your hair style is really bad. Is it you who did that afro hair style?

If you have no taste, don’t style your hair randomly. If you are ugly, you have to admit it. Don’t make a mess. If you scare the children, can you bear this responsibility?

So, now, immediately, immediately, take that overweight illiterate woman next to you and disappear from my sight! I don’t want to see you again! ”

The corners of Zoro and Nami’s eyes twitched, and Princess Vivi on the side felt that her head was a little down. What was going on!

At this time, Nami reacted and couldn’t help but cover her mouth and chuckle, but in the end she couldn’t hold it in anymore!

“Ah hahaha, Lin Hai, you guy, hahaha…” Nami covered her stomach and laughed.

After being silent for a while, MR5 on the side said angrily: “Who are you, don’t get in the way, extra large bomb…”

After saying that, mr5 has already started to attack.

“Room, space barrier!”

Lin Hai used a trick he had recently come up with to seal the bombs launched by the opponent in the space field.

For a moment, the bomb launched by MR5 was thrown up and down by Lin Hai like a yo-yo.

Zoro on the other side was discerning and couldn’t help but sigh: “You can do this kind of thing!”

mr5 looked at the bomb he fired in Lin Hai’s hand, and it was actually treated as a toy by him?

mr5 looked solemn and said: “Who are you? Why do you want to stop us!”

Ahem.

Lin Hai once again looked up at the stars at a 45-degree angle, and said slowly: “Me? I have long forgotten who I am, Mr. MR5.

I have wandered around the world all my life, and the slippers on my feet will only kick up the yellow sand on the ground, and then dissipate in the rivers and lakes behind me.

So, don’t ask me who I am, I am someone you can’t afford to offend! ”

“Ding, congratulations to the host for completing a special reward, becoming a swordsman, and understanding the essence of Dugu Nine Swords…”

Wow, this is not a loss!

Zoro on the side secretly spat, pretending to be comparing goods! But Lin Hai’s operation is quite cool, I will learn from it in the future!

It’s over, Zoro’s character has collapsed!

MR5, with a gloomy face, asked again: “Why on earth are you trying to stop us from carrying out our mission!”

mr5 can’t back down, Baroque’s rule is that those who fail the mission will be hunted down by people more powerful than themselves!

At this time, Mr Valentine took out Lin Hai’s reward order and walked up to Mr5.

After mr5 saw the amount of the reward order, he was absent-minded for a long time. How could such a big shot appear here?

Soon, mr5 said quickly: “Mr. Lin Hai, we give up this mission and won’t disturb you anymore!”

What can he do with mr5?

Let him deal with the monster with a bounty of 300 million beli on his head, unless he has lost his mind!

“Wait a minute.” Lin Hai threw the bomb in his hand back to MR5, “I’ll give you back your own stuff, but be careful, it may explode!”

mr5 is secretly amused. He himself is an explosive fruit user, so he is worried about explosion?

mr5 After Lin Hai threw something to him, as soon as he walked out of Lin Hai’s space field, it suddenly exploded!

The smoke cleared, mr5 had left with mr Valentine’s Day

Yes, I really have a skill.

At this time, Weiwei stepped forward and said, “Thank you for saving me this time.”

Nami smiled and said: “You’re welcome, we have conditions to save you this time.”

Ikarem on the side came over and said to Weiwei: “Your Highness, the situation was urgent at that time. I promised to pay them privately. Please forgive me for overstepping my authority!”

Weiwei shook her head and said, “Don’t worry.”

Nami’s eyes lit up and she said, “Since you are a princess, you must be very rich, right? We send you safely to Alabasta, and how about you get one billion beli as reward?”

Weiwei replied: “I can’t afford that many Baileys!”

Nami didn’t believe it: “How is this possible?”

Ikarem explained: “Because Alabasta is currently in riots.”

Weiwei echoed: “This is the purpose of our sneaking into Baroque Works this time. Unexpectedly, the riots in Alabasta were instigated by Baroque Works behind the scenes.

But after you send me to the Kingdom of Alabasta, I will ask my father to give you the reward we can afford! what do you think? ”

Lin Hai stepped forward and asked: “The mastermind behind Baroque Works is Crocodile, one of the Shichibukai, right?”

“Shichibukai!!” Nami and Zoro suddenly exclaimed.

“boom!”

Suddenly a fist hit from not far away. It turned out to be Luffy. And his fist was blocked by Lin Hai.

Luffy said angrily: “Lin Hai, get out of my way, I’m going to beat Zoro up.”

Nami asked confused: “Why?”

Luffy explained: “Why? Zoro is so ungrateful that he actually chopped down all the people who invited us to dinner!”

Zoro was about to step forward to explain, but Lin Hai punched Luffy directly.

Lin Hai said angrily: “You bastard, you are the captain, but you ended up sleeping like a pig. You don’t know anything, and you still have the right to be angry with Sauron!”

Luffy said angrily: “What are you talking about! You don’t know, those are civilians, and they were chopped down by Zoro!”

Lin Haicai didn’t bother to explain, “Then what do you want? If you are unhappy, let’s compare?”

Luffy replied: “Come on, who is afraid of whom?”

“duang…”X2

Lin Hai and Luffy both ko…

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