Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

Soon, the Straw Hats walked out of the forest, and outside the forest was an empty cemetery with crosses stuck in the wasteland.

This scene looked so different and strange in the thick fog.

Luffy exclaimed: “Such a spacious cemetery is really atmospheric. Let’s eat lunch here.”

“Huh?” Zoro looked at Luffy in disbelief.

Usopp cried: “Luffy, I beg you not to stay here, it’s too scary here.”

Chopper agreed with tears streaming down his face: “Yes, Luffy, let’s get out of here.”

When Sanji, who was sitting on the back of the three-headed dog, saw Luffy staring at him, he couldn’t help but said: “Idiot, no matter how delicious the food is in a place like this, it will become unpalatable.”

Luffy retorted, “No, I’m going to eat here. The food has never tasted worse.”

Lin Hai patted Luffy on the shoulder and said, “Something is coming up.”

“Um?”

Everyone looked curiously at the cemetery not far away.

Usopp and Chopper hugged each other and shivered, while Nami quickly hugged Lin Hai’s arm, stared at that place, and couldn’t help but swallow.

Because of the noise coming from there, it seemed like something was really coming out from below.

“Uh hehe…” A deep voice came from the ground.

A thing covered in bandages slowly climbed up, and everyone in the Straw Hats looked at the thing with various thoughts.

No one expected that Luffy, who had been staring for a while, put aside the fishing tools in his hands, walked up to the thing, and pushed him back to the ground.

“Pfft, hahaha…” Lin Hai covered his stomach and laughed and fell to the ground. Based on this situation, it is speculated that Luffy’s psychology should be that the corpse ran up from the ground, and then he kindly went over to push him back. Bar?

“Hahaha… Oops, my stomach hurts!” Lin Hai said with tears.

Sanji asked with eyes wide open: “Say, is it that funny?”

At this time, the zombie who was pushed back jumped out of the hole again. He made a pinching gesture with his hands and asked, “Why did you push me back, you idiot!”

“Ah! You’re cheating! Luffy, run away…” Usopp started to panic, and Chopper on the side also echoed.

Luffy stared at the zombie for a while and said, “The seriously injured old man.”

Everyone yelled: “Look, they are all zombies, right?”

“Damn it.” The zombie jumped up and jumped into the air angrily: “How dare you underestimate us zombies…”

After the zombie finished speaking, the others in the cemetery also jumped into the sky.

“Don’t underestimate us.”

“Oh, hit…”

“Yeah, call again…”

The group of pseudo-zombies with bandages jumped up from the ground in various postures, yelling strangely, and then formed a formation one after another. They all tilted their hands forward with their palms facing down, as if they were about to pinch people. It was really It’s so cool.

Lin Hai was excited about these things and really wanted to dance with them! Especially before time travel, there was a loss dance among the dances performed by Michael Jack, but it was a pity that Lin Hai couldn’t dance.

Although he can’t jump, it doesn’t stop Lin Hai from joining them and doing those moves, right?

Namiyu looked at Lin Hai who had joined the zombie group, and complained helplessly: “What is Lin Hai doing?”

Sanji replied with eyes wide open: “Who knows.”

At this time, the leading zombie said: “Let them see how dangerous zombies are.”

“Who are you?” The zombie next to Lin Hai turned to Lin Hai and asked.

Lin Hai gave him a slap on the back of the head and said, “You don’t care who I am, I have to do serious things.”

“Oh.” The zombie who reacted turned around again and asked: “Who are you?”

At this moment, Lin Hai was seen putting on the gray wig on his head, his sword was also inserted on his back, and he was wearing a black robe…

“…” The Straw Hats.

At this time, Lin Hai saw the zombies looking at him. Lin Hai couldn’t help but look up at the sky at 45 degrees, and said slowly: “Who am I? I am destined to be a lone star, and I am destined to wander around all my life. I am who I am, and I am different. Fireworks…”

“Si, silk cake…” Luffy, Chopper and Usopp stared at Lin Hai with bright eyes.

Luffy said excitedly: “I want that outfit too, I really want it…”

Seeing that Luffy was about to run over, Sanji directly picked up Luffy. He was really speechless about Lin Hai’s virtue.

The zombies who reacted were immediately annoyed when they heard what Lin Hai said, but the guy still didn’t say his name.

“Asshole, are you here to cause trouble?”

“Damn it, you actually look down on us zombies.”

“That’s right, big

Let’s go home together…”

After a while, all the zombies in the cemetery knelt down with tears streaming down their faces, and Lin Hai said in front of them: “What are you doing? Are you coming again if you insist on attacking me?”

“No, no, no, I’m really sorry for attacking you.”

Luffy, who was sitting somewhere, asked, “What are you doing here?”

The leader replied: “Well, we are zombies, so we are buried here and slowly rot.”

“That’s right, it’s always rotting.”

“Me too!”

Luffy was silent for a while, then asked, “Are you kidding me?”

“No, no, we don’t dare. I’m sorry, it’s all true.” The zombies replied with cold sweats.

These guys were just arranged here by Moria to scare people who came in or get some information. It would be useless to ask, right?

Lin Hai rolled his eyes and said: “I said, Luffy, you can’t bully zombies. Look at how cute they are. They are still full of love for life after death. It’s like the thick fog here that can’t be dissolved or dispersed. This is a man Their love for life, this is the romance of men, they will love even if they die…”

“The love of life?”

“Men’s romance?”

“You want to love even if you die?”

“Pfft, ugh…” Franky suddenly cried: “What a group of admirable zombies, ugh ugh, is this a man’s romance? Woo woo, I didn’t cry, I I’m not crying, Baga, don’t look here, I’m not crying.”

(Puff is a sniffling sound, not a laugh~)

Seeing Franky like this, Lin Hai couldn’t help but twitch the corners of his eyes. This guy actually stole the show more than himself? What a miscalculation!

Zoro on the other side couldn’t help but said: “I said, can you control your emotions? Don’t lose control at every turn.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Luffy, Lin Hai, Usopp and Chopper were seen mingling with the zombies.

“Romantic, romantic…”

Sauron retorted: “You bastards…”

Sanji slapped his forehead and asked: “With such virtue as the captain, are we going to stop here?”

“Hehehe.” Robin chuckled and said, “I think it’s pretty good here.”

Luffy shouted: “Sanji, relax, there’s a party…”

“Are you kidding, you bastard…” Sanji and Zoro started fighting at the same time.

Who knows, this group of zombies took out a colorful ball from nowhere, emitting various lights, and hung him in the air, and then the cemetery turned into a karaoke hall…

“Another lake…”

“Bang Cha Cha, Bang Cha Cha…”

“Who is singing, warming up the loneliness…”

“Brother, why don’t you continue singing?”

“That’s all I know.”

“…”

In fact, these zombies are subordinates of Absalom. Absalom is one of the cadres of the Moria Pirates. He used his transparent fruit ability to sneak into the Wanli Sunshine and wanted to commit obscene acts, and was later arrested. Lin Hai kicked him to death.

The group of pseudo-zombies in the cemetery did not receive orders, so they naturally started to have fun with Luffy and the others.

However, the cemetery here is not far from the castle, and the noise naturally spread to the ears of some people, making the originally quiet castle become lively…

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