Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

“Yo ho ho ho, yo ho ho ho…”

A distant humming sound floated in this dark sea.

Because in order to scare Usopp, everyone used the scariest scene in their minds before, but now his uncle actually appeared in front of them.

The dilapidated ship, the pirate flag of an unknown age, was in pieces. These are nothing, the most important thing is that there is a skeleton standing on the railing of the broken ship, a moving skeleton! He held a cup in his hand and a cane on his arm.

“…”

Nami immediately put her head in her hands and cried in horror: “What kind of song is this?”

Usopp and Chopper had the same expression, “It’s the Barcarolle of the Evil Spirit! Don’t listen, plug your ears quickly, you’ll be cursed!”

“ah!!”

“Don’t pay attention to the ghosts who talk to you. If you answer, you will be dragged into the sea. The evil spirits are looking for their companions…”

“Ah…” Chopper quickly pulled down his hat and covered his eyes.

“…” Lin Hai on the side was speechless. Now he finally understood why Usopp was so timid. Not only did this guy have a rich imagination, he also had a persecution disorder! !

After the initial shock, Zoro and Luffy quickly adjusted.

“If it’s an enemy, kill him.” Zoro said first.

Lin Hai said with great interest: “What’s the point of cutting down the enemy? It’s fun to cut down such a big ship!”

At this time, the afro-headed skeleton on the big ship moved, and he sang: “Binx’s wine, send it over…”

Except for Lin Hai, everyone on the straw hat ship was shocked by this scene that completely subverted reality.

“Hey, hey.” Lin Hai said speechlessly, “I’ve come to my senses.”

Luffy reacted and said, “Did you see that just now? The skeleton was singing.”

Lin Hai couldn’t help but added: “The skeleton is singing, warming up the loneliness, yo yo, Cheke is making trouble, wipe, what’s going on down there?”

Usopp retorted: “Is it time to sing now? Don’t act like it’s none of your business, okay? Also, how can a skeleton sing? It’s an auditory hallucination, an auditory hallucination.”

“But.” Luffy turned to look at Lin Hai and asked, “Did you hear it just now?”

Lin Hai nodded and said: “Yes, he sang the pirate song, but I think my song is more beautiful.”

As he spoke, Lin Hai scratched his head and asked, “How do you sing the following lyrics?”

After receiving Lin Hai’s affirmation, Luffy said excitedly: “Hey, let’s go there? We’ll go there right away.”

As he spoke, Luffy’s eyes lit up and he said, “Sure enough, there are living skeletons. That’s great.”

“Wait.” Sanji quickly grabbed Luffy.

After some drawing, Lin Hai, Luffy, Nami and Sanji went to the broken ship.

Nami lay on the deck and complained, “Oh, it’s me. I’m so unlucky.”

Lin Hai said with a smile: “Don’t worry, I will protect you.”

Luffy on the side couldn’t wait to ask: “Nami, are you okay yet? Come quickly.”

Nami retorted: “No, no, no, no…”

Luffy said speechlessly: “I’ve been told that I can go alone.”

Sanji said: “No, what if you are stupid and cause our ship to be cursed?”

“Hey.” Lin Hai said speechlessly: “A bunch of superstitious guys, cursing? I’m still blessing them.”

Soon, Luffy and others boarded the broken ship and stared at the skeleton with big eyes and small eyes.

“Hello everyone.” The skeleton said with a smile: “I was really rude just now. I saw you all but didn’t say hello. It really shocked me. I haven’t seen a living person in decades.

I’m scared to death on this boat. Come on, you’re welcome, come inside and let’s have a chat. ”

Animation is animation, but seeing the real thing, Lin Hai couldn’t help but marveled, but Lin Hai still said: “Luffy, what a nice skeleton, hello…”

Luffy said excitedly: “Don’t worry about these things for now. Look, the skeleton with the explosive head is talking.”

Sanji sighed: “Unbelievable!”

“Oh, oh, oh, oh.” The skeleton sighed: “She is such a beautiful lady. I beam with joy as soon as I see the beauty. Although the skeleton has no eyes, yo hoo hoo…”

With that said, the skeleton put the tea cup in his hand aside, then pulled down his tie, wiped his leather shoes by the way, walked up to Nami and asked, “Can I admire your underwear?”

“Dream!” Nami kicked him over.

Lin Hai on the side raised his eyebrows, what is this guy’s hobby? If he remembers correctly, he also asked the aunt, one of the four emperors, the same thing when he was at Cake Island, right?

Hey, what a strong taste

…

At this time, Lin Hai put his arms around Nami’s waist and said, “Smelly skeleton, do you want me to show you why the pattern is so red?”

“Trick?” Everyone was confused.

“Hahaha…” Luffy, who had been observing for a while, couldn’t help laughing when he saw the virtue of the skeleton, and then asked: “I said, can you poop?”

Lin Hai was surprised: “Why do you have more taste than him?”

Sanji also started to quarrel, “Lin Hai, please take your hands away from Nami’s waist. Don’t we have a lot of questions to ask?”

At this time, the skeleton stood up and said, “I can.”

Sanji retorted: “Is that what we want to ask?”

With that said, Sanji pointed at the skeleton and asked: “First of all, why do you only…”

Lin Hai put down Sanji’s hand and said, “Don’t be so excited. It’s too rude of you. They haven’t done anything to us. Why are we doing it like interrogating a prisoner?”

At this time, Luffy stepped forward with a kind smile and asked the skeleton: “You, be my partner.”

The skeleton replied: “Okay.”

“Eh?”

“Hey hey…”

Sanji and Nami on the side suddenly became frightened.

After a while, Wanli Sunshine boarded.

“Yo ho ho…” The skeleton lifted his hat, saluted Sauron and the others, and said: “Dear gentlemen, I will trouble everyone on this ship next, and I will die. Please take good care of Brooke, who is left with only a handful of bones.”

“Stop joking, what the hell is this guy?”

Everyone except Luffy and the other four shouted in unison.

Brooke’s head shrank, “Oh my, that’s really harsh.”

Lin Hai smiled and said: “I have already introduced him, he is Bone Brooke. Don’t be so rude to the skeleton. Be careful that he takes you away, hehehe…”

“Yeah! Take it, take it away!!” Chopper and Usopp hugged each other in fear.

Unexpectedly, Brooke walked up to Robin, and Lin Hai reacted and gave Brooke a shudder, “Asshole, now you know what tricks are and why they are so popular!”

At this time, Usopp held the cross and approached cautiously, “You, you skeleton, hurry up and retreat quickly. The evil spirits will disperse…”

“Evil spirit? Where is the evil spirit?” Brooke looked around.

Chopper and Usopp exclaimed, “That’s you!”

“It’s so noisy.” Zoro said angrily: “Hey Luffy, who is this guy?”

“Hehehe.” Luffy said with a smile, “It’s funny, I’ve already asked him to join us.”

Sauron said angrily: “What do you mean already? Who would agree!”

With that said, Zoro turned to Lin Hai and others and asked: “Why did you follow Luffy? Isn’t it just to stop him when he gets crazy?”

Lin Hai spread his hands, pointed at Luffy and said, “The captain invited us, so of course we will listen to him.”

“Yo ho ho…” Brooke said as he walked towards the door of the restaurant: “Okay, don’t be so excited, please come to the cabin to have dinner.”

“Who asked you to make the decision?” everyone yelled.

“Hahaha.” Luffy laughed: “It’s so funny…”

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