Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

“Kerby, who is the most handsome man in this sea?”

When Lin Hai entered the room and saw Kebi, he couldn’t help but imitate Arrita’s tone and speak.

“Ahaha…” Kebi scratched his head in embarrassment and said sheepishly: “Mr. Lin Hai, please stop making fun of me.”

“Did I make fun of you?” Lin Hai picked his nose and turned to look at Garp, “I said, old man, it’s okay to ask me to demolish the house. Ask me to fix this, and go away quickly. Are there any people like you who can use people for free? ?”

Garp turned around and asked, “Do you have any objections?”

Seeing that Lin Hai ignored him, Garp turned around and banged his hammer, and together with the sailors repaired the wall that Garp had blasted open just now.

Sanji asked with a speechless face: “Luffy, isn’t your grandpa great?”

Luffy replied: “How should I put it? I’m not very clear about his job.”

Lin Hai said disdainfully: “Sanji, which of your eyes can see his greatness?”

Seeing Garp looking over, Lin Hai quickly looked at the ceiling and whistled.

“By the way, Luffy.” Ignoring Lin Hai, Garp asked, “You seem to have met your father, right?”

“Dad?” Luffy said confusedly, “What dad? Do I have a father?”

“deleng…”

A burst of guitar sound sounded, and Lin Hai held the guitar in a corner and played: “What a poor child. He has grown so big that he doesn’t even know his own father. Deleng, like some irresponsible old man who threw me into this world.” In the ravine, I don’t care anymore.”

Everyone’s eyes twitched.

Garp licked his nose and pretended that Lin Hai didn’t exist, and said, “What? Didn’t that guy recognize you? He said he would see you off in Rogge Town.”

“Rogg Town?” Sauron asked doubtfully.

Lin Hai said: “He is that unconventional and charming man.”

“Non-mainstream? What is that?” Chopper asked.

“Have you seen it?” Sanji asked, “Why don’t I remember it?”

Lin Hai suddenly said: “I met you halfway, you haven’t seen it before, by the way, old man…”

After saying that, Lin Hai stepped forward very curiously and asked: “Could it be that you used your slippers to get the tattoo on his face?”

“duang…”

Lin Hai was punched directly out of the room. This joke was too big!

At this time Luffy asked: “Who is my father?”

Nami said: “I am also interested in Luffy’s father.”

Garp twitched his nose and replied: “Your father’s name is Monkey D. Dorag, the fortune teller.”

Luffy: “Drag?”

“Eh!!”

All the navy outside were frightened!

“G, Ge Mingjia Dorag actually has a son?”

“Mr. Luffy is that Drago’s son?”

“So, Dorag is the son of Lieutenant General Garp? What’s going on with this guy’s family?”

“This is the first time I’ve heard of Dolag’s full name!”

Luffy turned around in confusion and asked, “Everyone, why are you so surprised?”

Sanji cried out in a cold sweat: “Idiot, don’t you know Dorag?”

Nami replied: “Your father is an incredible person!”

“Huh?” Luffy was still confused and turned around and asked, “Robin…”

“How to explain this?” Robin pondered his thoughts and said: “The pirates themselves will not attack the government and the navy. Now the one who has the ability to directly defeat the government of the world is the Geming Army, and The one who leads them is Dorag.

Now his ideas are spreading everywhere, and rebellions have arisen. Several countries have been destroyed, and the world’s government is naturally furious and regards Dolag, the mastermind behind all this, as the world’s biggest criminal. But people know nothing about his life experience, and they didn’t expect…”

As he said that, everyone followed Robin’s gaze and looked at Garp, wondering why he revealed such a secret.

Garp reacted and said in shock: “Ah, it’s better not to say this, hahaha, then just pretend I didn’t say it.”

“Eh!!”

Everyone was petrified.

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After repairing the wall, Garp said to Luffy: “You are my grandson, so I don’t plan to catch you on this island. I will explain it to the military in a clever way, so you can stay here safely.” On an island.”

Sanji was speechless and said: “Are you doing this for favoritism?”

Lin Hai exclaimed: “The old man’s brain is really useful. This reason is strong enough. If they are not convinced, old man, show them whose fist is stronger! Yes, break their heads.”

The deputy next to Garp said very speechlessly: “This is not a reason at all, right? Let’s just tell them to escape.”

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Garp continued nonchalantly: “This time, I just brought two people to see you and have a good chat with them. I will leave now.”

A big light bulb came on in Lin Hai’s head and he exclaimed: “Really!”

Luffy: “Yeah, goodbye.”

“Duang…” X2.

“Are you just saying goodbye like this? And you, are you so happy that I’m leaving?” Garp said angrily: “It really breaks my heart, you two idiots! I’m the grandfather you haven’t seen for a long time. .”

Lin Hai covered his head and remained silent. If you want to take advantage, just take it. You can’t reason with this guy.

Luffy sat up and replied: “Then what do you want me to do? I just got beaten.”

Garp said angrily: “Even so, I also want to be loved by my grandson, idiot.”

The Straw Hats all shed cold sweats as they watched this scene. No wonder when Lin Hai mentioned Garp, Lin Hai, Luffy, and the Ace they met in Alabasta, their first reaction was to cover their heads!

This old man is too willful. Does that fist really hurt that much?

After a while, Garp took his men back to his ship, leaving Kirby chatting with Belumeb and Luffy, while Lin Hai lay down to sleep.

In the room, Sanji made a cup of coffee for several people and sighed: “Grandpa Luffy’s character is so violent!”

Robin said: “Haha, what happened to Dorag is really shocking. His original bloodline is not something ordinary people can have!”

Qiaoba said in shock: “No wonder Lin Hai was beaten so hard that he couldn’t fight back. It turned out to be because of his bloodline!”

Zoro, who was sitting aside, glanced at Lin Hai, who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and said speechlessly: “Is this the reason? I think Lin Hai’s bloodline is more troublesome!”

When Sanji thought of Lin Hai who was angry, it gave people a different kind of horror. It was really not something that ordinary people could withstand. However, Sanji still said disdainfully: “Just him? He looks like he deserves a beating every day. …”

Chopper asked curiously: “Where is Luffy?”

Zoro replied: “He was chatting with Kebi and the others outside. Why is Lin Hai so good at sleeping? Didn’t he sleep last night?”

Sanji said speechlessly: “You are not qualified to criticize others, are you? Lin Hai ate there for two whole days. I really don’t know where all the food he ate went. By the way, aren’t you going? You are friends, right? ?”

Zoro replied: “I miss him a lot, but it was Luffy who saved Kirby.”

Chopper said: “Nami is not here either. She said she wanted to hear stories about the navy. She should be with them.”

“Well, I can still eat it, old man, it’s mine, don’t take it away!” Lin Hai murmured in his sleep.

Sanji couldn’t help but his face darkened. He, Sanji, had slept all night in the past two days, okay? Still want to eat? I want to exhaust the chef to death! !

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