Time Travel Pirates, I have a coquettish system

“Quiet!” the leading guard shouted with black lines on his head.

Luffy turned around and asked, “Who are you?”

The leading guard said: “We are the White Berets, directly under the Priest. I am Captain McKinley of the Berets.”

With that said, McKinley showed the photos uploaded by the surveillance officer on Amazon and said: “You have no room for excuse. We have received the photos taken by the surveillance officer at the Gate of Heaven using an image shell…”

Before McKinley could continue, Lin Hai exclaimed: “Everyone, have you seen? My photo is the most handsome!”

“Roar!” Sanji said angrily: “Mine is the most handsome one.”

Lin Hai: “Mine!”

Sanji: “Mine!”

Lin Hai: “Mine!”

This scene made McKinley on the side feel offended for the second time!

“Quiet!” Just when McKinley was about to say something, he suddenly realized that he had forgotten what he was here for.

The beach on the Yunhai coast was quiet for a few seconds, with everyone staring…

Luffy was the first to say: “I’m not interested in what you’re talking about. If nothing goes wrong, we’re going to go on an adventure.”

After saying that, Luffy looked at Lin Hai, his eyes lit up and said, “Hey Lin Hai, is there really delicious food on that island?”

Sauron replied: “It would be best if there was wine and a sword.”

Sanji’s eyes were filled with red hearts, he looked at the horizon and said, “Big beauty, big beauty…”

Nami, with eyes full of money, muttered: “Treasure, treasure…”

McKinley on the side, for some unknown reason, really wanted to find a piece of tofu and then crash to death!

The furious McKinley suddenly said loudly: “That’s enough. I say you have committed two crimes. The first is illegally entering the Kingdom of God. The second is obstructing us from performing our work!”

Luffy punched the palm of his other hand and said suddenly: “I remember, Lin Hai said that you are here to cause trouble, get out of the way…”

Usopp quickly covered Luffy’s mouth and said, “You know but don’t say it.”

Luffy said simply: “But they are here to cause trouble. Let me go, I will beat you up, uh uh uh…”

Usopp ignored Gimli’s expression and covered Luffy’s mouth!

At this time, Sanji asked: “What does illegal entry mean?”

Robin explained: “To enter the Kingdom of God, each person needs to pay one billion ikes. According to Cornis’ explanation just now, one billion ikes, that is one hundred thousand beli. We did not pay at that time.”

Usopp replied: “But didn’t the mother-in-law say that you can come in without paying?”

McKinley said: “It’s useless, stop making excuses, plead guilty quickly. But you don’t need to panic, illegal entry is only an eleventh-level crime in God’s sanction. If you are willing to accept the punishment, you will be punished immediately.” Be a safe traveller.”

“What?” Sanji said speechlessly: “I should have said this earlier. It caused a false alarm for all of us. Tell me, what is the punishment?”

McKinley explained: “It’s very simple, as long as you pay ten times the entry fee. As long as you pay it on the spot, the crimes you have committed can be written off on the spot. One person, ten billion gram… .”

“What did he say? So he wants us to pay 80 billion ikes, which is 8 million Baileys?” Nami went berserk in an instant and wanted to beat up McKinley, but was stopped by Lin Hai.

At this time, Sanji retorted: “Isn’t this too expensive? How many tons of rice can be bought with eight million beli? Who can accept this!”

McKinley replied: “What are you talking about? Couldn’t you have just paid 800,000 Baileys?”

“That’s also very expensive, isn’t it?” Sanji exclaimed.

Lin Hai said speechlessly: “Sanji, why are you so excited?”

Luffy replied sincerely: “That’s right, didn’t Lin Hai just say that they were here to cause trouble? Stupid Sanji.”

Sanji immediately turned around and said, “What are you doing, bastard!”

Usopp looked at McKinley in confusion and asked, “This is our first time here. We haven’t known anyone here before, right? Why are you coming to trouble us?”

Luffy and Chopper asked at the same time: “Yes, why?”

Without waiting for McKinley to answer, Lin Hai smiled and said, “Actually, I know the reason.”

“You know?” everyone shouted.

The Straw Hats and the White Berets all looked at Lin Hai, especially McKinley. The people he brought here were here to cause trouble, but how did the Qinghai man know his purpose?

At this time, Lin Hai put his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky…

When they saw Lin Hai’s posture, the Straw Hats felt inexplicably familiar!

“Hey.” Lin Hai said vicissitudes of life: “It’s all my fault. In fact, it’s because

They were very unhappy with me because I was too handsome…”

Before Lin Hai finished speaking, everyone fell!

“Are you kidding?” McKinley couldn’t bear it anymore and was about to confront Lin Hai, but Lin Hai had already taken the lead.

“Are you kidding?” Lin Hai stepped forward and asked, “A handsome man like me is naturally strict in his speech. Do you think I am joking? You can say such crazy things?

There is a proverb in my hometown, that is, you can say random things, but you can’t eat random things. Bah, you can eat random things, but you can’t talk nonsense, do you know?

In Windmill Village, I am the most handsome. Luffy can definitely testify to this. Think about it again, as soon as we meet, you will directly charge us with two charges. I won’t talk about the second item, but let’s talk about the first item. How much is your monthly salary? ”

“Me?” The stunned McKinley replied stupidly: “Less than one billion grams.”

Lin Hai asked: “So you can’t afford it yourself? Let alone us? Do you see how we look like rich people?

Especially our captain, he can eat better than ten pigs. He was driven out by the villagers because he was so good at eating.

Do you know that at the beginning, we were still unable to support our own people. Do you know how we felt when we were abandoned? Do you know that we live a difficult life drifting on the sea?

Our life is so difficult, you bastard, you are so shameless and want so much money from us? If you think about it with your buttocks, is that what we can afford?

You still pose such a problem when you know we can’t afford it, and you are clearly trying to embarrass us. And the reason is that you are jealous of my handsomeness, right? ”

McKinley was confused. Who am I? Where am I? What am I going to do?

Lin Hai would not give him a chance to react and continued to ask: “You have the right to remain silent, but nothing you say can hide the fact that you are jealous of me.”

After saying that, Lin Hai turned around and put his hands behind his back again, raised his head and sighed: “To sum up, being handsome is also a sin! You don’t have to be so jealous of me. In fact, I am also very troubled. Time flies. Pass away, the appearance will grow old easily…”

As he spoke, Lin Hai sang a song: “Spring goes and spring comes back, the flowers will fade and they will bloom…”

Ahem, it was out of tune, and everyone was trembling.

Everyone on the Cloud Coast was brought back to their senses by Lin Hai’s broken voice, and then looked at Lin Hai in confusion, as if they had forgotten what they were going to do next.

Is Lin Hai so pitiful? Is he really that handsome? It turns out that Shuai also has so many troubles!

Fortunately, we are very average-looking! !

wrong! This Lin Hai is poisonous! !

“Oh!!” Luffy reacted first and pointed at Lin Hai, and immediately exclaimed: “Everyone, Lin Hai’s brain is really useful!”

“Well, is now the time to talk about this?” Sanji was the first to say: “By the way, what are we going to do here? I forgot…”

What a good guy, what a good guy, he’s just cool, Lin Hai actually confused his own people…

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