Three Sisters Chop Me to Upgrade

In the imperial tomb, Yang Xiaofan and Qing Lingtian drank freely, and the hearty laughter echoed in the imperial tomb.

Those soldiers outside the tomb can hear it.

The old **** was puzzled. He didn't know why his Majesty was so happy. He hadn't heard his Majesty laugh so happy for many years.

At this time, Qing Lingtian didn't know what words to use to describe his inner mood.

I thought I was going to die, who knew that Brother Cat turned out to be a master of medicine! He used the "Eighteen Turns to Return the God Needle" so that his body could re-receive energy and nutrition, and reversed his dying body!

Now there are thousands of emotions that can't be expressed, only wine can replace emotion.

Qing Lingtian did not suppress the alcohol and allowed it to ferment. For several hours, the two became drunk.

"Cat...Brother Cat...Thank you...If it weren't for you...I...the emperor of the dignified Azure Dragon Empire, I would have died young! I toast you again!"

Yang Xiaofan’s eyes almost can’t be opened, he waved his hands in a daze, slurred, "Who are we...you are welcome...in the future...I will be your eldest brother! I will follow you...hiccup~"

"Big brother...Okay! Please accept the younger brother!" Qing Lingtian slid off the stool, kowtow according to Yang Xiaofan.

"Don't... make it impossible... go, brother will take you to the tomb..." Yang Xiaofan lifted Qing Lingtian up and walked out staggeringly.

Qing Lingtian's face flushed, "Haha~ I have already thought of this... Thief! He died... and brought things to the tomb... I have seen these old guys upset... hehe ."

"Haha!" The two laughed at each other.

The two swayed to other tombs, "This is my dad... this guy is stingy... Qinglongjiao will be brought in until death... Brother Cat! Let's cut it alone!"

"This is my grandpa... treats me very well... I miss him, ooh~"

"This is my grandfather..."

...

Yang Xiaofan woke up from the game in a daze.

Even when it came back to reality, it took a long time to get over, but he had no impression of what he did in the game.

"Fuck, I just drank for seven or eight hours? Why don't I remember? Xiaolu, I didn't do anything shameful in the game, right?"

"No...no, haha~" Xiaolu couldn't help laughing as he said.

Yang Xiaofan narrowed his eyes, "What did I do?"

At this moment, Su Suxu Lotto and the others suddenly ran over and laughed when they entered the game warehouse, tears bursting out.

"Haha, I told you to drink alcohol! Something happened, haha!" Su Su hugged Yang Xiaofan and laughed.

Xu Leto lay on the ground, clutching his belly while laughing. "Haha, no, my smiling stomach hurts."

Yang Xiaofan felt a little bit in his heart, they obviously knew something!

Now that they all know it, it must be a hot search on the game!

He quickly turned on his brain, all the top three hot searches were replaced, and even the popularity of the martial arts competition was washed away.

"The Divine Comedy! ! Pick up a cat and play the divine comedy on the imperial city tower! 》

"What mysterious power made millions of people in the imperial city vomit collectively?" It's human! Lost! What did picking a cat do to these million people! 》

"Explore! The nirvana to pick up a cat! ! 》

Yang Xiaofan tremblingly clicked on the first hot search.

There is a video inside. The cover of the video shows him standing on the tower, holding a luminous stick in his hand, singing affectionately.

The volume of this video has exceeded 100 billion! Only one hour has passed since the release time!

This video broke the record of interstellar video playback!

Yang Xiaofan shuddered with care and did not dare to open it.

Su Meng laughed and ran over to help open the video, "Haha, I have watched it three times, and I want to watch it again!"

The video began to play, and Yang Xiaofan's drunk voice came out.

"Hey, ladies and gentlemen, now I will sing "Learning Meow" for everyone!"

Yang Xiaofan stood on the wall of the imperial city, holding a glow stick made by Guangming Magic in his hand, and the other used amplifying magic to spread the sound more than ten miles.

Even at night, the imperial city was still crowded, and Yang Xiaofan's behavior attracted everyone's attention.

Then, his singing came out.

We learn to meow together

Meow meow meow meow together

Play coquettish in front of you

...

"Fuck! It's so ugly!" Yang Xiaofan collapsed when he heard his own unsound tone. It turned out that he sang so badly!

He raised his hand to close the video, not wanting to face reality.

But Su Meng had been prepared, and held him down.

Of course, the people passing by in the video broke down when they heard this sound.

"Dogday! Why don't you sleep at night!"

"Ah~ I can't take it anymore! Run quickly!"

Yang Xiaofan, who was in a drunk state, saw a group of people running away without listening to him singing, and quickly displayed his skills [I will dismiss the get out of class after a few more words].

As far as the eyes can reach, millions of people are frozen!

The harsh singing still remains.

"Let me act cute in front of you, meow meow meow meow meow~" Yang Xiaofan put his fist on his cheek, acting cute,

"Oh~"

Millions of people vomit collectively, the scene is spectacular.

"I can't stand it!!" In reality, Yang Xiaofan collapsed, his shameful face was buried in the peak of the elder sister, and he didn't want to see this shameful self again.

His tall image collapsed at this moment, and his Dao heart collapsed.

Yang Xiaofan couldn't stand it himself, let alone the players below.

"Made! Where's my bow and arrow!"

"Fuck! Kill him!"

"Uranus·Big Fireball!"

Stones, eggs, watermelon, flying arrow feathers, huge fireball with a width of one thousand meters...flew towards Yang Xiaofan together.

"Haha!" Yang Xiaofan on the city wall was not afraid, he looked like a master, his flesh and blood quickly disappeared and turned into a skeleton.

Everyone's skills fell, and the bone frame was broken.

But the skeleton healed immediately, with various vegetables hanging on his body, holding his arm as a microphone, and continuing to sing. The unpleasant sound echoed under the night sky, and everyone vomited.

Fortunately, the skeletal body state was unable to use the skills, and the people controlled below were able to move around, fleeing like crazy while covering their ears.

The person who took the video couldn't stand it, and collapsed and escaped, and the video ended here.

"Hahaha." The women in the room laughed.

Yang Xiaofan jumped up in shame and tried to delete these videos, but was rejected by the two AIs.

Reason: Didn't you question our judgment? These are all evidence.

"Haha~"

The woman in the villa was still laughing.

Yang Xiaofan became angry from embarrassment, his mental strength surged, the hatch closed, and the clothes on the girls burst open.

A panic flashed across Sato's beautiful face, "My lord! Let me out first!"

The relationship between her and Yang Xiaofan has always been hidden and has not been made public. If Yang Xiaofan does something to her, the relationship between the two will be exposed.

Yang Xiaofan, who was so embarrassed and angry, who cares about this now, everyone who smiles must be punished!

A few hours later, a knock on the door sounded.

"Daddy, mom and sisters are all gone!"

Yang Xiaofan came out of the room, quickly closed the door, smiled and picked up Nanako, "They are too tired and are resting. Dad will take you to wash."

Nanako nodded cutely, she raised the child's light brain, clicked on a video, and laughed: "Dad, I saw you singing, it's so ugly, haha!"

Yang Xiaofan: "..."

His mentality collapsed

I like three sisters to cut me to upgrade, please collect them: (ltnovel.com) Three sisters cut me to upgrade. The literature update speed is the fastest.