Three Sisters Chop Me to Upgrade

Yang Xiaofan didn't seem to notice the change in the atmosphere, his eyes were full of mutton, drooling, and he picked up a roll of mutton and put it into the pot.

"Yang Xiaofan! You splashed water on me!" Su Meng roared angrily.

Yang Xiaofan was shocked, "No, you are four or five meters away from the table, how could it be splashed on you?"

"I said there was it! You splashed on me for four or five meters, you did it on purpose!"

Su Meng blushed and rushed towards Yang Xiaofan, pressing him on the sofa.

In fact, she just wanted to retaliate against Yang Xiaofan for making her embarrassed. Now everyone knows that she put cucumbers in her room. It's shameful!

Faced with the killing of the elder sister, Yang Xiaofan was not afraid, "Now I am the boss of the villa, who can stop me!"

He pointed his finger to the acupuncture point on Su Meng's arm. Su Meng's arm was numb. Yang Xiaofan took the opportunity to break free, and pushed Su Meng back on the sofa, raising his hand and shaking Su Meng's ass.

Shake like a wave.

"Haha!"

Yang Xiaofan looked up to the sky and laughed, "Who can stop me now, Su Meng, pinch my shoulders, Su Su, knead my legs, Xiaocao, bring me tea, Xu Lotto, beat me back, Master Dairy Cow ,you give me……"

His words have not yet fallen, a pair of hard arms locked his arms.

Yang Xiaofan was stunned, looked back, and when he saw that it was Robot One, he exclaimed: "Number One! What are you doing!"

He struggled hard, but number one has the robot in the top battle! I can't get rid of it at all!

Number One locked Yang Xiaofan's arm and smiled and said, "Sorry Master, my program is to follow Bai Xiaocao's instructions."

"Guru~"

Yang Xiaofan swallowed, his face pale, as he watched the women getting closer and closer, the sweat on his head suddenly fell.

"You may not believe it, I just want to test that the robot's program does not work."

"Ah~"

...

Yang Xiaofan was hammered by the women again and couldn't move. Sad tears flowed from the panda's eyes and fell on the eldest sister's white and flawless legs.

"Open your mouth." Su Meng sandwiched a piece of mutton that had been cooked, and after blowing it to cool it, dipped it with the dipping sauce, and then brought the soup to Yang Xiaofan's mouth with her hands.

"Ah Mu~" Yang Xiaofan chewed, "It's too salty, so put a little less soup in the dipping sauce."

After that, I shed tears again and sighed about life, when will such a miserable life end.

Su Meng prepared the dipping ingredients according to Yang Xiaofan’s requirements. "Xiaofan, you will post a post about cosmetics and drugs. Your reputation is more effective than advertising, and then add the advertisement we recorded tonight. It will definitely cause a very big sensation."

"Have you advertised so early? Zhou Qing produced cosmetics?" Yang Xiaofan was surprised.

Su Meng's charming eyes cast a white look at Yang Xiaofan, "You are now also a shareholder of Zhou's Cosmetics Company. You don't pay attention to the situation. I called to ask. It hasn't been produced yet, just let the advertisement be released first."

Xu Letou went on to say: “Advertising is advertising. Let the advertisement ferment for a period of time. On the one hand, it is to release the news. On the other hand, it is to make many potential customers who do not want to buy cosmetics become potential customers. I won’t talk about it. It’s very complicated. I just read a book recently and I still don’t have a clear explanation.

Xu Leto has been reading sales and business books recently.

"Oh." Yang Xiaofan turned on the light screen, and the light screen keyboard projected onto Su Meng's mountain.

Yang Xiaofan clicked on the keyboard and found that it felt very touchy, but was a little useless, and was almost suffocated by Su Meng's leg.

Yang Xiaofan pulled his head out of the elder sister's legs, "The title is called "Want to know why I am so handsome?" Is this title attractive?"

The women nodded. Although the title is false, it can indeed attract a large number of people.

Yang Xiaofan continued to edit the content.

"Want to know why I am so handsome? I have kept this secret for 18 years. The reason is that I have used the magic drug for 18 years. I have given this drug to Zhou’s Cosmetics Company for sale. Don’t ask me why I want to use it. The magic drug is sold. I am a little lonely standing on the peak of handsomeness and I want to find some opponents.

Women: "..."

They suddenly wanted to hit someone, if they didn't see Yang Xiaofan still lying on the eldest sister's lap, they would have to beat him again.

But one thing to say, as an advertisement, this copy is perfect.

Under the gaze of six women, Yang Xiaofan set the content to pay for viewing, and it was still a huge amount of 100 yuan.

Su Su's chopsticks poked Yang Xiaofan's leg, "Isn't anyone looking at you if you set it so expensive?"

Yang Xiaofan clicked on the content to send, and gave the third sister a glance, "Are you questioning my appearance?"

Su Su: "..."

Yang Xiaofan watched the background data happily, "One million views, three million views, five million views... Eat first when you go, ah~"

Yang Xiaofan opened his mouth, several pairs of chopsticks stuffed the meat into his mouth.

Even a pile of meat can’t stop Yang Xiaofan’s bragging mood, “You don’t know that when you were in junior high school, a little fat girl looked in the mirror. The teacher saw and scolded her and said,'Can your face be eaten? Important', then I ran to the door and yelled, whoever invited me to dinner at noon, I would take a photo with whoever, and then the girls in the whole building ran out. The teacher's face changed at that time and he left dingy."

Xu Leto sneered, "Then you were almost abducted with snacks by the little fat girl who was looking in the mirror. Fortunately, even if I found out, I pretended to **** you and beat you up."

Yang Xiaofan, who was bragging, was stunned, "You pretended it?"

"Nonsense, otherwise what reason would you use to beat you?"

Yang Xiaofan: "..."

Xu Leto put a bunch of meat in Yang Xiaofan’s mouth again, "But then again, no one thought that the little fat girl would become a big beauty, and eventually became a star superstar, known as the most beautiful star, but in the game, Sister Su Meng is already tied for first place with her."

The other five women looked at each other incredible, and said in unison: "Nalan Yuanqing?"

Xu Leto nodded. Nalan Yuanqing has always been ranked first in the female charm rankings. However, because Su Meng used the shampoo, he ranked first with Nalan Yuanqing.

Suddenly, the women had murderous eyes and stared at Yang Xiaofan fiercely.

Wang Dan said coldly: "Tell you, don't go to Xuanwu Country in this life."

Yang Xiaofan raised a question mark, "Why?"

Su Su pouted and raised her pink hand, "Don't let you go, let us know, let you try the cruelest criminal law in the world, and you will die!"

Yang Xiaofan was very puzzled. He obviously didn't do anything. Why did they show such terrifying eyes?

Forget it, don't want to, eat meat.

While they were eating, Yang Xiaofan's post caused a huge sensation, and Zhou Qing also saw this advertisement and contributed 100 yuan.

At the same time, he opened a pre-sale channel on the official website of Zhou's Cosmetics.

Commodity name: I picked up a cat and used all the cosmetics I said.

Yes, Zhou Qing still used this seemingly nonsensical name, because after thinking about it, he still felt that this name was the most appropriate.

The first point is that the name Picking a Cat has a strong influence, and the second point is to take a strange route.

Because there are cosmetics with various names on the market, such as Shenyan pills, No.1 beauty powder, stain remover...

It’s easy to remember with this name. At first glance, it feels like this name is really shit, but it takes a long time to read it. Huh, it’s not bad!

Easy to remember, easy to understand, and distinctive.

Therefore, Zhou Qing decided to use the name proposed by Yang Xiaofan.

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