Three Kingdoms: My brother is Guo Jia

"Hahahaha!"

When Xu Chu heard this, he laughed loudly and said: "Xuan Xian, you didn't lead troops to fight, once it rains heavily, the road around Xiaping will be soaked into a muddy road, not to mention the cavalry, even if the infantry movement is blocked, how can you fight?"

"Such a simple truth, even my old Xu knows it. "

Xu Chu felt good about himself, looking like a big brother educating his younger brother: "Fortunately, this is said to me, if you tell the lord, you will definitely have a military club..."

Looking at Xu Chu's self-satisfied appearance, Guo Yun raised his eyebrows, and looked at Xu Chu with displeasure: "Old Xu, listening to you say this, dare you think that my strategy is inferior to you?"

You eat me, drink mine, be responsible for licking me, just shout 666.

Actually put it up in front of me?

Don't you know that you yourself are the best in the group?

Xu Chu was stunned when he heard this, and then laughed and said: "Well, you say, how can you break the city in a rainstorm?"

Change to someone else, Guo Yun may not necessarily deal with him.

But Xu Chu is different, this is Cao Cao's love general, and it is also a role that can accompany Cao Cao to death.

For his solid position in the Cao Group, this big guy can't afford to offend.

Guo Yunxian didn't answer, mentioning the previous matter: "I said Lao Xu, did I succeed in dividing Lü Bu and Liu Bei?"

"Very successful, in less than three days, Lü Bu turned his gun and attacked Liu Bei, forcing the big eared thief to defect to the lord..." Xu Chu thought for a while and admired: "The lord easily took the five counties of Xuzhou, this is all the credit of Xuan Immortal..."

"And the result?"

Seeing that Xu Chu was greatly appreciated, Guo Yun put on a sighing tone: "As a result, I was sent to the barracks and served as a man..."

"Lao Xu, do you know why?"

"Why?"

Xu Chu looked confused, his wooden fish head couldn't figure out this problem.

It stands to reason that if you have made a great achievement, you should be rewarded!

"Because they're jealous!"

Guo Yunruo said as if he were a matter-of-fact: "They are jealous of my talent, strategy, strategy, and handsomeness that no one else can match..."

Kah?!

When Xu Chu heard this, he opened his mouth wide.

Looking at Guo Yun seriously, well, it is indeed very handsome.

"My eldest brother is already a world-shattering talent, if my Guo family produces another unpredictable strategist, where will there be a place for other civil servants?

These words shocked Xu Chuhu's body, it turned out to be this truth?

Abominable, really abominable.

"No, I have to report to the lord immediately, these sinister villains, even if they don't have the ability, they dare to let the pearl be dusted?"

Xu Chu was indignant and had the gesture of breaking the door.

"Come back, come back..."

Guo Yun grabbed Xu Chu, who was sluggish and turned back in disbelief: "Xuan Xian, you actually have such strength?" Although Xu Chu did not resist with all his strength, he could also feel that the power coming from his arm was not small, compared to Li Dian and Lejin and the like.

"Low key, low key. "

Guo Yunbi made a silent gesture and said, "Old Xu, if you lose your report to the Lord like this, it will only make it difficult for the Lord to do... Aren't we, the courtiers, just to solve problems for the Lord?

Hearsay.

Xu Chu's eyes widened, and he took a long breath and said, "Xuan Immortal Gaoyi!"

"False, false. "

Guo Yun waved his hand: "It's just a part-time job, it's not a big deal." "

Xu Chu pulled Guo Yun and said, "No, since Xuan Immortal has the method of breaking the city, without further ado, you quickly follow me to see the lord..."

"Can't go!"

Guo Yun stopped again: "I said Lao Xu, have you forgotten what my identity is?

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, so what to do?"

When Xu Chu heard it, he was anxious.

"I can't, you can!"

Guo Yun didn't have a good airway.

I've said it all, don't you understand?

How good is the room, clocking in and out on time, no need to wait for the call, no need to work overtime, 400 points a day into the bag, didn't you see that now they are about to crush Li Dian and the like?

If you return to the big account of the Chinese army, it is better to fight, and often discuss the soldiers.

After the class master Xu Chang, what if he does not discuss the soldiers and does not summon?

Do you still want this credit?

Xu Chu: ~(_)~

I can?

I'm so bullish X, how come I don't know?

"Xuan Xian means, I can take Xiaping with my troops?"

Xu Chu's face was red, and his spirit suddenly flashed, and his eyes burst with essence: "It must be so, Lü Bu's horseman is definitely not my opponent!"

Guo Yun glanced at him, full of contempt.

Where does the confidence come from?

One Lu Two Zhao San Dian Wei okay?

You can't even squeeze into the top three now, and Lü Bu is not your opponent?

Rip the calf!

"No, you just said that there is going to be a rainstorm, and I am not good at fighting in rainy days..."

Finally remembered, Xu Chu scratched his head and looked at Guo Yun blankly: "Xuanxian, don't sell Guanzi, tell my brother about me!"

Guo Yun shook his head and poured a sip of wine: "Goods, the Si River is turbulent, there is a heavy rain, then the water will inevitably rise by several feet, when the time comes, you only need to dig the river and divert water into Xiaping City, can this city be broken?

Xu Chu suddenly rounded his eyes and opened his mouth.

So sharp!

Diverting water into the city, not to mention that Lü Bu can't get out of the city, at least the grain and grass will definitely not be able to keep it.

Without a hundred days of food, what did Lü Bu take to defend the city?

He still understood this truth.

"But... When will there be a rainstorm?"

The scheme is a scheme, but when it is also eaten, Xu Chu looked at the clear sky outside the door, and his face suddenly collapsed.

Guo Yunyi raised his eyebrows, stumbled out of the door, and said:

"When I go to pee, there will be a rainstorm in the near future..."

Xu Chu: ヽ(*. Д)o゜

The time to soak in urine was very fast, and when Guo Yun returned, Xu Chu was stunned to look at the dark clouds that were constantly dense in the distance, trembling with excitement, and it was difficult to speak: "This, this, this..."

Lie in the groove, soak and pee and it rains?

Are you afraid that it is not the reincarnation of the immortals?

Xu Chu really couldn't think of any words to describe it: "Xuan Immortal, you are really too godly, just like a real immortal..."

"Low key, low key. "

Guo Yun spread his hands: "Don't hurry up to receive the credit, I still expect you to cover me?!"

"I lead?"

Xu Chu was stunned in place when he heard this, and shook his head again and again: "No, no." "

"I must explain this matter to the Lord. "

"As you wish. "

Guo Yun calculated the time: "Don't say it, it's over." "

Without saying a word, Guo Yunxi ran away.

Back in the barracks, turn on the system.

Host: Guo Yun.

Force: 68.

Intelligence: 70.

Internal Affairs: 31.

Commander-in-chief: 21.

Comprehensive evaluation: third-rate wisdom.

"Finally enough 1,000 points, let's draw gold!"