Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Chapter 242 Xing Daorong: Say my name and make you smile! Liu and Zhang actually fight me together?
Zhang Fei was angry.
“Brother, wait for me to kill that round-faced lunatic who speaks wild words!”
Liu Bei laughed and said,
“Yide, the other side is challenging me, you take three thousand soldiers with me to meet this unparalleled warrior, haha”
Everyone roared with laughter.
Xing Daorong??
“Brothers, Liu Bei’s name is also in vain,The current war is so overwhelming!”
Soldiers? Isn’t it your own general who entrusted you with the big one? Liu Bei led the guard cavalry out more and more,
“Who is on the other side, report your name quickly!”
Xing Daorong laughed loudly,
“Say my name and you will be scared!”
Zhang Fei also laughed, covering Xing Daorong’s voice,
“What? If you say my name, I will make you smile?! How festive this name is!”
“Haha” everyone laughed out loud!
Xing Daorong got angry, and shouted, “I am General Xing Daorong of Lingling.” Liu Bei laughed,
“Okay, if you made me laugh, you are considered a success”
“Ha ha”
Zhang Fei almost bent over laughing, it was so interesting.
Xing Daorong was furious, and pointed the ax in his hand at Liu Bei, “Big Ear Thief, others are afraid of you, but I am not afraid of you!”
The barrage in the live broadcast also exploded.
“I’ll go, this round face will be fierce! It will take three moves in seconds, brother Bei”
“It looks okay, the waist is thicker than Liu Bei, and the face is bigger than Liu Bei!”
“I laughed so hard on the horse, I’m afraid this kid hasn’t left the village.”
“The cowhide has been blown to pieces!”
Xing Daorong cursed loudly,
“Big-eared thief 21, come out and die if you have the guts.” Zhang Fei was furious, and rushed out as soon as he kicked the horse’s belly.
“Boy, don’t think that you can talk nonsense just because you have a big face!”
Xing Daorong was also angry, isn’t this a personal attack!
“Zhang Fei, you don’t even look in the mirror, your face is bigger than a washbasin!”
He rode his horse and rushed out, brandishing his huge axe, and shouted to kill Zhang Fei.
Liu Bei also rode out, Xing Daorong himself was still useful, Lingling had more than 30,000 soldiers and horses, and the loss of a forced siege was too great.
Xing Daorong’s face revealed a dignified expression, and he secretly said,
“Although someone is brave, he may not be the enemy of Liu and Zhang together!”
He rolled his eyes,
“Okay, you Liu Bei, you’re not moral, it’s a one-on-one match!”
Zhang Fei didn’t care so much, he was like a snake spear to Xing Daorong!
“The enemy will die for me!”
Xing Daorong also slashed at Zhang Fei with his axe.
“Okay, let me kill you, the Zhuojun butcher first, and then kill the straw sandal seller!”
“clang!”
There was a loud bang, sparks flew,
Xing Daorong’s complexion changed drastically. Zhang Fei’s strength was beyond his imagination, like a mountain. Now his mouth is cracked, and his right hand is completely numb!
Fortunately, he was okay, the long ax in his hand was not knocked into the air, otherwise he would be ashamed!
Xing Daorong felt extremely regretful,
Unexpectedly, Zhang Fei is so good, then Liu Bei will kill him in seconds without a single move! Xing Daorong rolled his eyes and shouted,
“I see that you have just arrived in the city, and you must be in a bad state. Tomorrow, I will play against you in a 1v2!”
After finishing speaking, he quickly turned his horse’s head and galloped back! The live broadcast room exploded.
“Haha, this Xing Daorong is so innocent and cute!”
“Say the worst, do the worst”
“It’s rare for someone to say that running away is so beautiful and refined, it’s also a talent!”
“It requires Liu Bei and Zhang Fei to work together, and this Xing Daorong deserves to be the number one warrior in the late Han Dynasty!”
…
Liu Bei shouted loudly, “The thief will leave!”
He kicked the horse’s belly violently and chased after Xing Daorong!
Xing Daorong’s eyes flashed, Liu Bei was still hooked! On the top of the city, Liu Xian was overjoyed,
“Father, Liu Bei has been tricked, and Xing Daorong’s best skill is dragging the axe.”
Xing Daorong saw Liu Bei getting closer from the corner of his eye, turned around suddenly, and swung the mountain axe to strike,
“The big-eared thief will die!”
With a wave of Liu Bei’s iron spear, he hit Xing Daorong’s mountain-breaking ax heavily, “Dang!”
a bang,
Xing Daorong even flew out with his man, horse and mountain axe!
Xing Daorong felt as if he was hit by a mountain, rolled many times on the ground, and spat out a mouthful of blood with a wow!
The soldiers he led were shocked, and the invincible General Xing couldn’t withstand Liu Bei’s blow.
In the past, they fought wars by relying on Xing Daorong to kill the enemy’s leader, and then swarmed up!
this time? That’s not slipping away!
Xing Daorong’s stomach was overwhelmed, and his heart was horrified. He didn’t expect Liu Bei to be so powerful, and he seemed to be overwhelmed!
He stood up tremblingly,
“Liu Bei, so what about your bravery? Thousands of elite soldiers follow me to fight in the north and south, and they are more elite than your soldiers.”
Liu Bei nodded, this Xing Daorong is fine, but if he can’t fight alone, he wants to fight in groups, “Why don’t you look back?”
When Xing Daorong looked back, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
The elite in his mouth is now rushing towards the city frantically!
Liu Du also closed the city gate. Seeing this, these soldiers hurried around the city to other city gates!
He still wants to talk, Liu Bei shouted,
“Left and right, tie up Admiral Wushuang!”
Xing Daorong??
…the big tent of the Chinese army,
Xing Daorong, who was tied up with five flowers, looked terrified. He didn’t expect that he would be captured like this!
Zhang Fei slapped his helmet and shouted loudly,
“Aren’t you going to kill me, the Zhuojun butcher? Today I will cut you alive”
Xing Daorong said tremblingly,
“General Zhang, please forgive me. A certain butcher from Lingling used to run to Liu Du’s tent and pretend to be a general.”
It means that everyone is in the same industry, and you Zhang Fei don’t need to kill them all.
Zhang Fei kicked him to the ground,
“Bah, you really disgrace the butcher! Don’t beg for mercy, you must die standing up today!”
Xing Daorong hurriedly sat down on his knees, he had to live on his knees,
“Mr. Xuande, I’m just eating for nothing.” Liu Bei waved his hand,
“No need to talk nonsense, pull it out and chop it!”
Xing Daorong’s complexion changed drastically. He was so useless that Liu Bei was unwilling to surrender?
He hastened to shout,
“Mr. Xuande, General Hussars, I have an eighty-year-old Gaotang, and I have an ugly wife and young son, please forgive me!”
“I became a general just to get a salary, don’t kill me.” Netizens in the live broadcast also burst out laughing,
“The big-eared thieves are too much. Others are just receiving their wages, and they are killing them all.”
“Eighty-year-old mother? His mother gave birth to him at fifty-year-old? Just open your mouth and come here!”
“This Xing DaoRong is not very smart, Liu Bei really wants to kill him, why bring him into the tent?”
… Zhang Fei burst into a drink,
“Shame, it’s too shame, it’s just a scar the size of a bowl, I’ll cut you off myself!”
When Xing Daorong heard this, he became even more frightened, and burst into tears, “Mr. Xuande, I’m still useful!”
“Okay, what’s the use of telling you?”
Xing Daorong hurriedly said,
“Mr. Xuande, I know the deployment of Lingling City, and he is the number one general in Lingling. He is very popular in the army!”
Zhang Fei laughed loudly,
“Your subordinates saw you defeated and ran faster than rabbits, military spirit?”
Xing Daorong’s face is a bit dark, why does Zhang Fei keep slapping his face!
“I would like 300 meanings for the internal response, lead the army into the city, capture Liu’s father and son alive, and present them to Xuande Gong!”
The speed of the rebellion was so fast that everyone was almost caught by Xing Daorong.
Liu Bei snorted,
“You betrayed me just like that, how can you convince me that you really surrendered to me?”
Xing Daorong hurriedly said,
“Duke Xuande shocked Kyushu, defeated Yuan Caosun’s 800,000 army, and a mantis arm was a chariot, and now he has repented.”
As Xing Daorong was talking, he suddenly came to his senses, yes, Liu Du and his son are nothing, Liu Bei is the hero, with his flattering skills, bah, he is brave, more than enough to be a general.
“Mr. Xuande, you really surrendered!”
After finishing speaking, he told all the deployment of soldiers and horses in Lingling City in detail.
Liu Bei? He also wanted to take advantage of Xing Daorong’s false surrender, and then cheat the city… What’s wrong with this, it disrupts his own rhythm.
He glared at Xing Daorong, “No, you can’t really surrender!”
Xing Daorong??
Liu Bei expressed his thoughts,
“Go back to Liu Du’s place, pretend to be a false surrender from me, and then use fire as a sign in the middle of the night to open the south gate…”
Xing Daorong was a little confused, so Pang Tong explained to him,
Xing Daorong understood, someone pretended to be Liu Bei and led troops into the city, and then Liu Du fired all bows and crossbows, pretending to be injured and ran away, leading Liu Xian out of the city to pursue him, and captured him.
Xing Daorong has returned to the city.
Zhang Fei cupped his fists,
“Brother, this Xing Daorong may not be reliable.” Liu Bei laughed,
“Naturally, E Huan!”
“Subordinates”
“Lead your troops and hide outside the north gate. When you hear the shouts of killing from the south gate, bring elite soldiers who are good at climbing and surprise the north gate. Take the north gate for me!”
“Yan Yan, lead your troops into the city and take down the Sheriff’s Mansion!”
“promise!”