Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Chapter 146: The Number One Crowdfunding King in the Late Han Dynasty! Choosing the emperor, Liu Bei is out of group again!
Yilang Wu Shuo took another imperial decree,
“Mr. Xuande, the emperor ordered people to look through the genealogy of the royal family. You are indeed a descendant of Prince Jing of Zhongshan in the Western Han Dynasty. According to your seniority, you are still the emperor’s uncle. The emperor planned to recognize your relatives, but unfortunately… hey”
Liu Bei?
He didn’t expect that Liu Xie’s layout is quite deep, and he has already won him over like this.
According to the historical process, it will be a few years later, when the emperor wants to find foreign aid, he will recognize himself as the emperor’s uncle.
He gestured to Wu Shuo, expressing that he remembered his kindness.
The others were instantly sour,
Yuan Shu’s expression was distorted. Although Liu Bei always said that he was a relative of the Han family, he was a distant relative of the emperor. It’s okay to fool the common people.
Other aristocratic families will basically not recognize it! But now it’s different,
The emperor actually recognized Liu Bei as the emperor’s uncle, that is to say, Liu Bei is now a real relative of the emperor, or the closest kind.
His identity as the fourth generation and third father was also taken away by Liu Bei! Yuan Shao is also sour, this Liu Bei is really lucky!
Cao Cao’s heart sank, this Liu Bei can do many things with this identity! Guan Yu was excited, the elder brother has a higher status!
The emperor’s funeral continued, and a group of performers danced and sang there. A few days later, representatives of several princes came to mourn the funeral.
Naturally, the princes went to the side hall to drink when they had nothing to do, just like going back to the time of Suanzao.
During this period, Liu Bei helped Dong Shi bury Dong Cheng and asked her to do her last filial piety.
Everyone is still drinking today,
Lu Lingqi came over with Mrs. Dong in plain clothes,
“Mr. Xuande, Mrs. Dong made some food and would like to thank you.” As Mrs. Dong came in, all the princes were amazed, Cao Cao? This Dong family has a special flavor in plain clothes! Lu Bu? This Dong family is a bit worse than Diao Chan!
Yuan Shu? I can see the shadow of Feng Meiren in Dong’s body! I’m still pitiful, so pitiful!
Liu Biao? Yuan Shao?
Dong?? She felt the eyes of these people, and instantly regretted coming here.
Liu Bei nodded secretly, she was indeed Liu Xie’s favorite woman, her figure and style were extremely charming.
Netizens in the live broadcast room also complained one after another,
“I’ll go, Dong Xiaoniang has entered the wolf’s den!”
“Look at Yuan Shu, Hadazi is about to fall!”
“And Lu Bu, what a crime, that’s your daughter’s best friend!”
“Why don’t the big-eared thieves rush to protect the food?”
“BigEar thieves have already made up their minds!”
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Yuan Shu was the first to say,
“Mr. Dong, I have an old relationship with your father. I didn’t expect him to suffer such a catastrophe. How about it? You go to Huainan to live in the future, and I will take care of you.”
Everyone cursed shamelessly!
Mrs. Dong also cursed secretly, after so many days, I haven’t seen Yuan Shu come to attend his father’s funeral, he’s still old!
Lu Bu coughed,
“When I was in Chang’an in the past, I thought Dong Cheng was a loyal person, but unfortunately he was killed by a traitor, and Dong Xiaoniang has nowhere to go. I can take care of you.”
Traitor?
Cao Cao? Who is the connotation of Lu Bu’s riding a horse!
He coughed, “It was not good for Dong Cheng to protect His Majesty that day…”
Cao Cao never thought of wanting this Dong family, after all, what if he was stabbed to death in his sleep at night?
Liu Biao looked like a kind old man, “My niece, please come to Jingzhou.”
Liu Bei cursed secretly, “If I didn’t know that Liu Biao would marry Cai Mao’s younger sister and dote on her very much, I would really believe Liu Biao, the old six.”
Dong Shi was really scared, these princes were like wolves in their hearts, they wanted to tear her to pieces!
The half-drunk Yuan Shu was more active, had already stood up, and walked towards Mrs. Dong.
Mrs. Dong quickly walked a few steps, came to Liu Bei’s side, bowed gracefully,
“Thank you uncles for your concern. I have decided to go to Jinyang City with Uncle Liu Huang.”
Yuan Shu was cut off by the big-eared thief again!
Lu Bu almost got violent, thinking that he is not Liu Bei’s opponent, so bear with it! Cao Cao? This Liu Bei is more…?
The corner of Yuan Shu’s mouth twitched,
“Xuande, you already have several concubines!”
Liu Bei pulled Dong Shi to his side,
“Ms. Dong is lonely and helpless, I am willing and strong to take care of her naturally”
Dong blushed, staring at Liu Bei with scorching eyes, the meaning inside is self-evident!
Kong Rong laughed loudly,
“The hero Xuande saves the beauty, and it is a good story for the two of them to be together!”
“It’s a pity that I can’t go to Jinyang to attend your wedding banquet. I’ll send someone to deliver the gift when the time comes!”
Liu Bei cupped his fists in thanks, “Thank you, Brother Wenju!”
He looked around,
Yuan Shu…does he still need money? How could the big-eared thief be any more shameless? Liu Biao also said that he would bless Liu Bei and Dong,
The others had no choice but to express that they had a share of the wedding wine.
Dong’s face was blushing, and she was so happy that she finally repaid herself.
She secretly cast a wink at Liu Bei, bowed profusely, and left the side hall.
Everyone?! This Dong family is very interesting, and it’s cheap and big-eared!
After drinking sourly, everyone went back to their respective homes.
early the next morning,
When Liu Xie went to the funeral, several old courtiers muttered, “The emperor keeps everything simple, and there are no funeral objects.” After finishing speaking, they all looked at Cao Cao!
“?!”
Cao Cao felt that he was connoted again, no matter how much he robbed the tomb, he would not dare to rob the tomb of Emperor Xian again!
he coughed,
“The emperor loves his people like a son, so naturally no one will disturb his peace.” Everyone was still a little worried, but there was nothing they could do.
After the ceremony was completed, everyone returned to the main hall,
General Yuan Shao on the main seat coughed,
“Everyone, the country cannot live without a king, it’s time to elect an emperor”
“I propose to make Liu Kai, the king of Hejian, the emperor”
King Hejian was in Bohai County at this time, and Yuan Shao’s intentions were clearly revealed.
Many people stood up against,
Yuan Shu was the first to object. If Yuan Shao controls the emperor, how can he mess around?
He wanted to be the emperor himself, but unfortunately everyone was not happy, so he came up with a curve to save the country, intending to control the emperor, and then give up to himself,
“I propose to make the King of Jiujiang the emperor!”
Liu Biao proposes Hanshou King!
Some old courtiers also expressed their opinions, talking about several candidates, all of them were more relatives, nobles and humbler, more blood, and they quarreled! Lu Bu was also unwilling to be lonely, and elected King Langya!
Cao Cao didn’t speak. Of course he wanted to support an emperor and take control of it in his own hands.
Of course, one’s own strength is not the strongest, at this time there is no benefit other than offending others.
The entire hall was about to collapse from the noise of these courtiers!
“Boom!”
Liu Bei slapped the case violently, and the case was smashed to pieces, bluffing everyone! Yuan Shao frowned,
“What? Xuande, you also have candidates?”
Liu Bei stood up, looked around, and said in a deep voice,
“Everyone, the two thieves Li Jue and Guo Si who killed the emperor are still in Chang’an, are you all at ease?”
“I suggest that everyone form a coalition army to conquer Li Jue and Guo Si to avenge the emperor and rescue the suffering people of Sili!”
Everyone??
Why is Liu Bei so out of group? Everyone is discussing the candidate for the new emperor fiercely. What the hell are you messing with!
Everyone instantly wanted to kick Liu Bei out of the group chat!
There are still more than 60,000 Xiliang iron cavalry, wouldn’t it be a heavy loss to attack?
There was heavy rain in Guanzhong last year, and a severe drought this year. People are almost running away. Why do you want to come here?
Yilang Wu Shuo cupped his fists,
“Uncle Liu Huang, avenging the emperor is the most important thing, and appointing a new emperor is the most important thing.” Yuan Shao stood up,
“Why don’t we make the king of Hejian the emperor, and then organize the coalition forces to attack Chang’an!”
Naturally, everyone objected again, and started arguing again!
Who will be the emperor, this matter is related to the vital interests of everyone, so we must fight to the end!
Yuan Shu had already quarreled with Yuan Shao until his face turned red and his neck was thick! Liu Bei snorted heavily,
“Arguing about the matter of the emperor, I’m going to avenge the emperor! Who wants to be with me?”
The princes all looked left and right, why go to Chang’an, there is something wrong! Cao Cao didn’t want to go either, he wanted to stare at Luoyang and curse secretly,
“Taking down Chang’an, I can’t hold it. You big-eared thief is still Dong Bai’s husband-in-law. If you take over Xiliang soldiers, what can I get?”
Seeing Liu Bei looking at him, Yuan Shu hurriedly said,
“I came to Luoyang in a hurry this time, and there is not enough food!”
He already has several IOUs from Liu Bei, so he can’t be cheated by Liu Bei this time, so he will preemptively strike…
Yuan Shu laughed inwardly, seeing the big-eared thief cheating himself so much this time! Liu Bei seemed angry,
“I only have 5,000 soldiers and horses. If you don’t go, support the head office of soldiers and horses!”
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Cao Cao almost cursed, this Liu Bei is plotting everyone’s soldiers! But Liu Bei’s righteousness is ahead, and everyone can’t say anything.
Kong Rong responded first, saying that he had few soldiers, so he would give a thousand old Beihai soldiers.
Liu Biao also supported 1,000 Nanyang soldiers, and gave 300 soldiers and horses after the ambush.
Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, Cao Cao pinched their noses and pooled two thousand for Liu Bei…
Yuan Shu really didn’t expect that the big-eared thief didn’t steal food this time, but directly cheated soldiers…
“It’s impossible to guard against!”
Lu Bu gave two hundred…
Liu Bei made up all kinds of miscellaneous things, plus his own 5,000 men, he also had 10,000 soldiers and horses.
“Okay, everyone discuss here, I will go to avenge His Majesty first!”
Liu Bei turned around and strode out!
Some old courtiers were so moved by Liu Bei that they praised Uncle Liu for his loyalty!
Netizens in the live broadcast almost burst out laughing,
“Haha, Uncle Huang is so awesome, he stole the wool of five thousand soldiers and horses!”
“Look at Yuan Shu’s little expression, he can’t beat Liu Bei all the time, every time he gets picked, it’s too miserable!”
“The number one crowdfunding king at the end of the Han Dynasty!”
“Who will dare to party with Liu Bei next time?!”