Three Kingdoms Game: Play as a big eared thief and netizens collapse

Chapter 139 Lu Bu: The Big-Eared Thief is Perverted! Lu Lingqi: Does Mr. Xuande like my long legs?
“Are you Xu Sheng?”
Liu Bei looked at the young man in front of him.
Behind Xu Sheng are more than five hundred young and strong, and there are thousands of ordinary people.
“Mr. Xuande, Cao’s army massacred Pengcheng. We escaped from Ju County. We hope that Mr. Xuande will take him in.”
Liu Bei nodded,
“I am a big man, I will take care of it naturally, I will live in Bingzhou for a while, and I will keep you fed and clothed.”
The people behind Xu Sheng were overjoyed, “Thank you, Mr. Xuande!”
Liu Bei patted Xu Sheng on the shoulder,
“You organize village bravery and protect the people. You are very courageous. Would you like to be my subordinate Qu Zhang?”
Xu Sheng was overjoyed, he was not happy to be able to follow Duke Xuande who is so powerful in the world, he knelt down on one knee,
“Thank you, my lord!”
Liu Bei nodded,
“Okay, you follow Yun Chang first and protect the people”
“promise!”
“Chen Dao, go and choose a good horse for Xu Sheng”
“promise!”
The folks are all happy for Xu Sheng, who has a good future.
After Xu Sheng went down,
Liu Bei looked at Sun Qian, a scribe next to him,
“The great Confucian Zheng Xuan recommended you, you must be very talented, how about doing meritorious service under my hands first?”
Sun Gan clasped his fists, “Thank you princess”
Liu Bei nodded, Sun Gan is a talented person, but he is very loyal and available! This trip to Xuzhou was pretty good, taking more than 10,000 people from the Mi family to Bingzhou,
There are nearly 400,000 people in Xuzhou, most of whom are close to Yanzhou. They lost confidence in Tao Qian. Many of these people went to Jiangdong to avoid disasters in history. Now most of them choose to follow Liu Bei.
Benevolence and righteousness can fight, Liu Bei like this makes everyone feel safe.
Sun Qian and Xu Sheng came to vote, which is considered a small gain.
Especially Xu Sheng, Jiangdong Huchen, who was called Da Zhuang by the monarch, there were only two people in the Three Kingdoms, and the other one was Zhang Liao.
Guo Jia reported the news from the scouts to Liu Bei,
“My lord, Cao Cao and Lu Bu mainly fought in Jibei Kingdom, Dongping Kingdom, and Dongjun. Many people in these three places fled to Jiyin and Chenliu counties. There are as many as one million refugees there.”
“A million refugees?”
Everyone’s eyes lit up.
Xun You frowned, 743
“This year, Yanzhou has been severely plagued by locusts. Both Cao Cao and Lu Bu are short of food, and the people must be even more short of food.”
Liu Bei nodded,
“Our Bingzhou has a good harvest of grain this year, and it will not be a problem to support more than one million people until next year’s autumn harvest. Let’s try our best to let the refugees move to our Bingzhou”
Tai Shici sighed with emotion,
“The lord saves countless people, great kindness”
Xu Sheng’s eyes were also red. He escaped by himself and knew how hard the refugees are. “The lord is benevolent and righteous, I must work hard to serve the lord.”
Liu Bei began to order generals,
“Xun You, Tai Shici, you take three thousand soldiers to Shanyang County and let the refugees move to Chenliu County”
“promise!”
“Jia Xu, Guan Hai, you lead three thousand troops to Ren Chengguo”
“promise!”
“Yun Chang, Xu Sheng, you lead 6,000 soldiers and horses to escort the people from Jiyin County to Chenliu”
“promise!”
“The rest of the generals will follow me to lead the troops to Dongjun”
“promise!”
Dongjun, Puyang City,
Lv Bu has been a little depressed recently, fighting with Cao Cao. Last time, Chen Gong almost killed Cao Cao with tricks, but it was a pity that his success fell short!
Afterwards, both sides won and lost, but both were short of food.
The good Yanzhou has become ruined after locust plagues and wars, “Cao A hides treachery!”
Chen Gong came in with the bamboo slips, “Master, a letter from Duke Xuande”
“Liu Bei? What is he going to do?”
When Lu Bu heard Liu Bei’s name, he fired under some conditions. This was to trick him.
Chen Gong
“Mr. Xuande said that he brought 60,000 shi of grain, so he came over to see the lord.”
“Will the big-eared thief be so good?”
Lu Bu felt a little nervous.
“Sixty thousand shi of grain?”
This was quite a temptation for Lu Bu,
“He cavalry assaulted.
How can there be so much food and give it to me?”
Chen Gong explained,
“My lord, it is rumored that the Xuzhou gentry, Tao Qian, Yuan Shu and others collected more than 800,000 shi of grain for Liu Bei.”
Lu Bu??
“The big-eared thief cheated so much this time?!”
He was instantly sour, and he was so angry that he was so angry!
Now I break a grain of rice in half, and I have to boil it into porridge. Lu Bu is in a very difficult situation now, so naturally he will not refuse food and grass.
“My lord, Diao Chan is just a beautiful woman. If she wins the world, why worry about not having a beautiful woman?”
Lu Bu waved his hand,
“okay, I get it”…
three days later,
Liu Bei rushed to the city of Puyang with 10,000 cavalry, Guo Jia sighed,
“My lord, I have been to this Puyang city before. It is a prosperous place. I didn’t expect it to become so depressed now.”
“drive!”
Lu Bu also led his troops out of the city. He looked at Liu Bei,
“Xuande’s demeanor is even better!”
Liu Bei laughed and said,
“Feng Xian killed Dong Zhuo and became a hero in the world. I wish I could drink more with you. At that time, Lu Bu really became famous for killing Dong Zhuo.
Lu Bu floated away in an instant, laughing loudly,
“Xuande, you’re not bad either, you’ve got Dong Zhuo covered in blood,” Chen Gong said with a smile,
“My lord, Lord Xuande sent us food, hurry up and invite them to a drink.” Liu Bei laughed secretly, this Chen Gong is reminding himself that he has to give us food.
He waved his hand, and a cartload of grain was brought over.
“Cao Cao is brutal and kills innocent people indiscriminately. Let me express my heart. I wish Fengxian will defeat Cao Cao.” Lu Bu looked at the carts of food, not to mention how happy he was, and instantly felt that Liu Bei seemed to be okay.
The two sides built several camps in Cheng, which were specially used for drinking. Liu Bei asked Zhang Liao and Fazheng to lead the soldiers.
I led Zhang Fei and Guo Jia into the tent to drink, and after drinking for a long time,
Everyone let go a little bit,
Lu Bu patted the table, blushing and thick necked,
“Xuande, I was knocked off the horse with a hammer by you that day, I was not careful!”
Zhang Fei laughed loudly,
“Lu Bu, you lost your own face, and Hongnong is behind? You are no match for my elder brother!”
Lu Bufurious,
“Butcher, don’t be arrogant, let’s make gestures again!”
The two stood up, rushed together, leaned against each other, and compared their strength! Chen Gong…
Liu Bei shook his head, the wine quality of these two people is not generally bad! He walked over, grabbed the hands of the two, and separated them, “Okay, we don’t know each other, why bother?”
Lu Bu struggled hard but couldn’t break free from Liu Bei’s shackles, he couldn’t help being horrified,
“The big-eared thief has become stronger again!”
Lu Bu cursed inwardly as a pervert! The three sat down again, Liu Bei drank a bowl of wine,
“Fengxian, Gongtai, I came all the way from Xuzhou and found that the situation in Yanzhou is not good. The people have no food and life is difficult.”
Chen Gong sighed,
“This year’s locust plague in Yanzhou, and the war, the people are indeed having a hard time.” Liu Bei nodded,
“I still have some surplus food in Bingzhou. I plan to move these refugees to Bingzhou. What do you think?”
Lu Bu said angrily,
“Liu Bei, you stole a million people from Qingzhou last time, and now you are here to seek my population from Yanzhou!”
Liu Bei shook his head,
“Lu Bu, let me ask you, do you have food to feed these people? What do they eat from winter to summer?”
Lu Bu was at a loss for words for a while, he didn’t have enough food for the army, how could he have any leftover food to support the people.
Liu Bei said again,
“Depending on the situation, you may not be able to defeat Cao Cao before tomorrow’s spring, and the spring plowing in several counties has also been abolished. What will everyone eat tomorrow?”
Lu Bu frowned, he didn’t think about this question at all.
Chen Gong and the few gentry from Yanzhou exchanged glances. They were simply unable to feed these refugees.
Chen Gong cupped his fists,
“Mr. Xuande Gao Yi, these people will have to rely on Mr. Xuande to get through these two years.”
Liu Bei said that he is duty-bound to the people of the Han Dynasty! At this time, whoever has food will have people,
Although Chen Gong knew the real meaning of Liu Bei’s move, but there was nothing he could do about it.
Liu Bei was also very generous, and gave Lu Bu another 40,000 shi of grain, a total of 100,000 shi.
Xuzhou’s food, let Lu Bu spend more time, the people of Xuzhou will be safer, and the people of Yanzhou will come to Bingzhou more.
After Lu Bu got the food, his mood improved a lot, and he took Liu Bei to drink again. Even though he was not as strong as Liu Bei, he could drink more than Liu Bei!
pity,
When Lu Bu passed out drunk by the desk, Liu Bei was still blushing. He walked out of the tent and planned to put some water!
There are suddenly more bullet screens in the live broadcast room,
“Lu Bu is so stupid and smart. If you don’t treat guests at the mansion, Liu Bei won’t do it if he wants to steal a chicken!”
“Big-eared thief, let me see how you still meet ‘sister this time!”
“I’ll go, brothers, at three o’clock!”
“Damn, damn, there is a girl with long legs, so heroic, so pretty!”
Of course Liu Bei also noticed.
The girl is 1.8 meters tall and has a proper supermodel figure.
Fair skin, big eyes, thicker eyebrows than ordinary women, looks very sassy, ​​full of heroism, but she has a very tall figure!
“Mr. Xuande, little girl Lu Lingqi”
The girl didn’t make a bow, but clasped her fists together.
Liu Bei laughed and said,
“Are you Fengxian’s daughter? It really is a tiger father without a dog daughter!”
Lu Lingqi stared at Liu Bei, handsome in appearance, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, eyes as deep as stars, her temperament made people involuntarily get close,
“This is Mr. Xuande, his heart seems to warm up when he looks at it.” Lu Lingqi blushed quickly,
“Mr. Xuande, my little girl has studied martial arts for several years, and I want to ask you for advice.” Liu Bei smiled faintly,
“The night is long, and it is fate that we met, so let’s make a gesture.”
Lu Lingqi snorted secretly, she has been here for a long time, and fed several mosquitoes just to meet her idol Liu Bei…
“Mr. Xuande, be careful!”
Whoosh!
Lu Lingqi’s long legs kicked in an instant,
Liu Bei turned sideways to dodge slightly, barely avoiding it!
Liu Bei secretly praised, good legs! No, good moves! After a few moves, Lu Lingqi was brought down,
“Stop fighting! Hey! I’m so bad!”
Lu Lingqi was very depressed, Liu Bei smiled and said,
“Lv Xiaoniang, where do you think I rank among the big Han generals?”
Lu Lingqi’s eyes lit up,
“Mr. Xuande can easily defeat my father, so he is naturally number one!”
Liu Bei nodded secretly, it turned out that Lu Bu’s padded jacket leaked air.
“Since I am the number one big man, is it normal for you to lose to me?”
Lu Lingqi’s eyes lit up, yes, it’s nothing to lose to the big man, “Mr. Xuande, you are so kind, you are a little different from what I thought.”
“What’s different?”
“Be approachable, not as cold as a big hero, but very warm”
“I think Lu Xiaoniang, you are quite aloof”
Lu Lingqi let out a long sigh, a little inferior,
“It’s just that I am too tall, and I am very different from ordinary women”
Liu Bei didn’t expect that the girl still had this kind of thinking. Lu Bu is two meters tall, and it’s normal for his daughter to be 1.8 meters tall, but it is indeed a little different compared to other women.
“I don’t think that Lu Xiaoniang is tall, long-legged, beautiful-looking, graceful and exquisite, and quite heroic. She is definitely a beauty of the generation!”
Lu Lingqi’s eyes lit up, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, like a flower blooming, “Really? Does Mr. Xuande like my long legs?!”