Those Years of Dressing As An Animal

"Oh oh oh~"

It was only after five o'clock in the morning, and several roosters raised in the house very diligently began to crowing in the yard.

After getting older, Mrs. Zhang, who didn't sleep a lot, opened her eyes and woke up after the first rooster crowing.

Putting on the slippers placed by the bed, Mrs. Zhang yawned, got up and left the room, and walked to the only toilet in the house.

"Huh?" As soon as she came to the door of the toilet, Mrs. Zhang noticed something was wrong.

Mrs. Zhang remembered that after she used the toilet last night, the toilet door was open, but now, there is only a small gap left in the toilet door.

Moreover, there was still some movement in the toilet. If you didn't listen carefully, you might have missed it.

Originally, Mrs. Zhang, who had planned to go to the toilet to solve the three urgent problems, was startled by the abnormality of the toilet, and immediately stopped, and even her breathing became much lighter.

Only Mrs. Zhang lives in this house now, who else is in the toilet besides her?

Some were worried that there might be a thief coming to the house, and Mrs. Zhang was naturally taken aback by the situation in front of her.

After being frightened, Mrs. Zhang tried her best to calm down, started thinking about a solution, and stepped back lightly in the next second.

Mrs. Zhang plans to temporarily avoid the "thief" who is staying in the toilet at the moment. After all, she is also old. If she really collided with the thief, there might be an accident.

Although Mrs. Zhang has lived for many years, she does not want to leave so early, nor does she want to be injured and delay her children.

If the thief is just here to steal something and leave quickly, then it is naturally best to avoid it as much as possible.

The old lady Zhang started to tiptoe back in the direction of the toilet door. However, when she took three steps back, the toilet door that had only a small gap was opened from the inside at this moment, and the original small gap changed. getting bigger and bigger.

Seeing this, Mrs. Zhang's heart was beating much faster than usual, and her body's muscles were tense.

Seeing that this was a "thief" who could not avoid the toilet, Mrs. Zhang simply picked up a **** that was leaning against the corner, put it in front of her as a defense, and stared vigilantly ahead.

As the door opened wider and wider, the "culprit" who had been in the toilet and made a noise just now finally revealed his true face.

To be honest, the first time the toilet door was opened, Mrs. Zhang didn't see anyone hiding behind the door at all.

And the next second, when Mrs. Zhang lowered her gaze, she discovered that the so-called "culprit" turned out to be a goose!

That's right, it was the goose covered in goose-yellow fluff that Mrs. Zhang brought home a few days ago!

When Mrs. Zhang realized that what she had been nervously and vigilantly had just now turned out to be such a goose, she really felt a little dumbfounded!

Co-author The reason why there was such an abnormal situation in the toilet just now was because this little goose entered it, and even made some noise!

This commotion made Mrs. Zhang think that a burglar had entered the house, and she had thought about backing away quickly!

Even if it was unavoidable just now, Mrs. Zhang immediately took the **** in her hand to guard against it.

The result is this?

“huihuihui~”

Just when Mrs. Zhang felt dumbfounded by this, Xiao Goose—that is, Chen Xing also found the old lady standing outside the toilet door, and hurriedly called out and greeted the other party.

It's the **** that the old lady is holding, the attitude of waiting, the vigilant little eyes...

Chen Xing instantly understood what happened just now, and for a while he didn't know how to open his mouth to explain to the old lady.

Last night, Chen Xing still stayed with the big yellow dog. At night, he slept on the other side's warm and soft belly. It rained outside yesterday, and the ground in the yard was still wet, so the big yellow dog this time. He stayed directly in the living room of the house to sleep, and even took Chen Xing to spend the night in the house.

When Chen Xing wanted to get up easily, the door of the house was already closed. He couldn't go to the yard to solve it. .

If it doesn't close, it always feels a little weird.

And the reason why Mrs. Zhang heard the movement in the toilet just now was because Chen Xing was solving his physical problems in the toilet, and by the way, he was thinking about how to flush it.

With Chen Xing's current small body, he couldn't flush the water on his own, so he wandered around for a while, but he still couldn't think of a suitable way, so he could only think of asking the old lady to help.

It just so happened that after opening the toilet door, the old lady was right in front of her, which saved Chen Xing from having to find a way to disturb her later.

Chen Xing glanced at the old lady, then turned around and walked into the toilet. When she entered, she looked back at the old lady who had been standing outside the door, as if urging her to follow.

Now that it was clear that it wasn't a thief from the house, it was all the noise of the little goose that was just brought home. The old lady Zhang, who had relaxed her vigilance at this moment, suddenly wanted to know what the little goose was inside just now. What are you doing, not to mention that this little goose is still thinking of taking her in with her.

Mrs. Zhang didn't blame Chen Xing for the oolong that happened just now. She put the **** in her hand back to the corner, followed in the footsteps of Goose and went to the toilet.

"huihuihui~" Seeing that Mrs. Zhang finally came in, Chen Xing hurriedly reminded the other party.

After Mrs. Zhang entered the toilet, she saw the only difference from last night when she used the toilet.

"Did you come here to go to the toilet by yourself?" Mrs. Zhang looked at the only place that was different, and turned her head in surprise to the goose sticking to her feet.

The toilets in rural areas here are basically squatting pits, and Mrs. Zhang is not used to toilets, so when the family built the house, the toilets were arranged as squatting toilets.

Who knew that this squat toilet just made it convenient for Chen Xing, the little goose, to solve his three urgent problems. The pit inside happened to have the products he just excreted.

It is precisely because of seeing this, and the fact that Chen Xing, the goose, was staying in the toilet just now, so Mrs. Zhang realized at first sight that she had not brought this goose home. The little goose of the sky actually took the initiative to learn to use the toilet at home!

"huihuihui~" Chen Xing heard the surprised question from the old lady Zhang, and naturally responded to the other party happily. Then, under the gaze of the old lady, he came to the faucet in the toilet and raised his head to signal to the other party.

Mrs. Zhang was stunned for a while, then stepped forward, turned on the faucet, scooped a spoonful of water, rushed into the pit, took the dirty things down, and the pit returned to a clean state.

"huihuihui~" Seeing Mrs. Zhang's actions, Chen Xing called out to the other party happily again.

The old lady Zhang felt more and more incredible about the performance of this little goose.

"My darling, can the big goose be so smart?" If it wasn't for what she saw with her own eyes just now, Mrs. Zhang would have doubts about life.

Although in Mrs. Zhang's impression, the big goose is indeed different from other poultry, and appears to be extraordinarily smart and loyal, but it is a bit outrageous to be so smart!

He learned to pull the excrement into the pit of the toilet without being taught by anyone, and even took the initiative to ask someone to scoop the toilet to flush the toilet. If Mrs. Zhang was the party, or if she heard someone say that, she would specify not to. will believe!

"huihui~" Other geese are other geese, not me~

Chen Xing called out twice again, seeing that the toilet was flushed by the old lady, and then took the initiative to walk out the door, not willing to stay in the toilet.

It's still early, the big yellow dog is still sleeping, and Chen Xing plans to go to catch up on sleep.

Mrs. Zhang looked at the figure of Goose leaving, and it took a while for her to regain her senses and closed the toilet door.

After experiencing such an incident just now, Mrs. Zhang almost forgot the reason why she came to the toilet!

Two hours later, the old lady finished her breakfast, fed the big yellow dog and the big orange cat, and got some rice mixed with vegetables to feed the newly raised ducklings and goslings at home.

Relying on his intelligence and cleverness, Chen Xing was still the first goose to start cooking. He was ahead of the dumb ducklings behind him. He also ate the most, and it was the one who got full the fastest.

As soon as he finished eating, Chen Xing immediately squeezed out of the duck pile, ran to the big yellow dog and continued to stick to the other's warm and soft belly.

The little ducks have been sleeping in the chicken sties recently, and they don't take a bath, so they smell. If Chen Xing really couldn't let Mrs. Zhang feed him alone, he would not be happy to crowd with these little ducks. A dry meal.

Now that he is full, Chen Xing is naturally unwilling to continue huddling with them.

Mrs. Zhang noticed a series of movements of the little goose Chen Xing, and seemed to be aware of his so-called "cleanliness", and immediately thought it was really funny.

I have never seen a goose like him, and it would even dislike other birds that are not clean enough!

After a while, the ducklings were also full, and the stainless steel basin was clean, leaving only a little rice soup that could not be eaten.

Mrs. Zhang packed up the stainless steel plate and was going to take the little ducks and geese to swim in a small river near the village.

Ducklings and goslings are born to like water. They usually spend a lot of time in the water. They have been home for several days, and they have not tried it yet!

It just so happened that there were some small fish and shrimp in the small river that no one wanted to catch and eat, so this group of ducklings and goslings just tried to hunt in the water and practice swimming skills.

Mrs. You Zhang walked in front, still calling out, Chen Xing acted as the leader and led several fluffy ducklings behind him to leave the house and walk towards the small river in the village.

A few minutes later, the creek arrived.

Without Mrs. Zhang's guidance, when Chen Xing saw the gentle flowing river in front of him, he realized the reason why Mrs. Zhang brought them out today.

Chen Xing, the leading brother, led the ducklings behind him without hesitation toward the river in front of him. After a while, they all floated on the river, and their nature prompted them to slide freely in the river.

Seeing this, Mrs. Zhang felt that the only little goose was extraordinarily smart and understood her intentions extraordinarily.

The flow of the river water is very slow. Even the ducklings and goslings who are just touching the water for the first time are not in any danger on the river. The old lady Zhang, who is very relieved, watched them to prevent them from accidentally getting lost and running to the river. Go elsewhere, while digging holes in the vegetable field by the small river to plant the vegetable seeds bought before.

For the first time in this life, Chen Xing, as a goose, only felt very comfortable.

The nature of the goose makes Chen Xing only love the river water. The two webbed claws paddle the river with ease. The water waves allow Chen Xing to move freely on the river, and the floating hair on his body allows Chen Xing to stay on the water. It also has a certain waterproof ability and will not get wet. This innate swimming ability makes Chen Xing extraordinarily comfortable on this water.

After swimming for a while, Chen Xing discovered the small fish and shrimp in the river. The old lady Zhang fed them bibimbap. Chen Xing hadn't eaten any meat yet. Fish and shrimp, even though I was full when I was at home just now, I can't help but feel greedy in my heart at this moment.

Chen Xing immediately attacked the small fish and shrimp in the water, and opened his mouth to grab them, mixing with the river water.

But for the first time, Chen Xing failed in his action. He only caught a mouthful of river water. The small fish and shrimps were also scared away by the movement and disappeared all of a sudden.

Chen Xing was not disappointed, and moved the water to another location in the river to continue looking for the figure of the small fish and shrimp.

The first time I’m not proficient, I can’t grasp the angle well, but as long as I practice more, are you afraid that you won’t be able to eat small fish and shrimp?