This Uncle is a Bit Mean

This uncle is a bit cheap Author: Fox Demon Xiaolangjun

Tushan Honghong: Husband, it’s not good, someone is attacking Tushan again, come and help me.

Ye Changqing: Did you send the rich boy again?Hurry up, let me get them.

Tu Shan Yaya: Brother-in-law, it's not good, that stinky monkey came to me again, I can't beat him.

Li Changqing: Hey, I called you to be proud of San Shao. I heard from my family, Yaya, that you bullied her.Exactly, I want to play monkeys recently...

A manga lover accidentally traveled to the fox demon world, woke up and became the husband of Tu Shan Honghong. Domination started from Tu Shan.

(The introduction is weak, please read the text!)

Chapter 1

　　pain.

　　When Li Changqing woke up, the first feeling was unbearable pain. Looking closely, he saw that he was lying in the bushes in ragged clothes, surrounded by vines intertwined and ancient trees towering.

　　The most difficult thing for him to accept is that he has become a fifteen or sixteen-year-old boy with no strength.

　　pain!Pain deep into the bone marrow!

　　"Ding Dong! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the all-around cultivation system."

　　"The system is successfully bound, and the novice gift package will be rewarded*1."

　　Li Changqing was confused, and before he could figure out why he appeared in the old forest in the mountains, a series of strange prompting sounds suddenly sounded in his mind.

　　"Almighty cultivation system, what the hell is this?"

　　He seemed to forget the pain all of a sudden, struggling to get up, only to find that his whole body was weak.

　　Desolate, helpless, weak.

　　"Hoohoho!"

　　At this moment, the sound of a wild beast's roar came, and the sound of clattering came from the bushes.

　　"Fuck, is this a wolf?"

　　However, the next second Li Changqing was tragic.

　　It turned out that two three-foot tall, silver-colored wolves suddenly appeared three feet away, and greed flashed in their green eyes.

　　When the two wolves saw Li Changqing, they kept whining, and their bloody mouths were wide open, showing sharp teeth.

　　"Plop! I'm done..."

　　Li Changqing was horrified, and just propped up half of his body, he fell to the ground again with a thud, and the pain made him grin and tears were about to flow out.

　　"Two wolf brothers, didn't see me, you didn't see me..."

　　Li Changqing trembled, moved his body carefully, and kept thinking about how to deal with these two wild wolves.

　　But at this time, the whole body was exerted, the pain was piercing the bones, and there was no power to escape at all.

　　"Roar!"

　　Suddenly, a smaller silver wolf roared and flew towards Li Changqing.

　　"Lying back! Really come, slip away..."

　　An unbelievable scene appeared.

　　For a second, Li Changqing was lying on the ground just now and his body was trembling, but at this moment he stood up and galloped away like a rabbit.

　　This escape, the wound on the body seemed to burst again, and blood came out.

　　"Help me..."

　　"Help... Is there anyone..."

　　Li Changqing screamed while running, the rotten cloth on his body fluttered in the wind, blood spilled, and he looked as embarrassed as he was.

　　.....

　　"Sister, someone is calling for help?"

　　Meanwhile, in the forest, two foxes are hurrying along.

　　The one who spoke was a little fox with bare feet, dressed in red and white, sleeveless on one side and wide sleeves on the other, with a huge wine jug that didn't quite match her figure on his waist.

　　"Hmph, I'd like to see who is doing the trick on my mountain."

　　The little fox's sister, with long golden orange hair, is tall and has a noble and domineering temperament. She has a pair of folded ears, with pale pink fluff in the ears, and two bells on the ends of her hair, which are strung on bows and emitting in the wind. Pleasant jingle.

　　She was wearing an ancient red dress with a white long-sleeved robe, and there were two red bows hanging with two bells at the waistbands on both sides of the dress.

　　Under a pair of long legs, white feet are exposed, bare feet, with golden bell rings on them.

　　At this moment, she had a cold look on her face, snorted coldly, and her body was blurred and shot towards Li Changqing's direction.

　　"Sister Yaya, let's go over and see what happened."

　　The last person to speak was a curvaceous, squinting-eyed, folded-eared fox demon wearing a turquoise palace dress, long black hair draped down, and a snake-shaped hair accessory.

　　This fox demon has strange patterns on his face, and his body exudes a trace of demon power.

　　.....

　　"Humanity?"

　　When Tu Shan Honghong saw two wild wolves chasing a mortal, she was stunned, and a shadow flashed across her heart.

　　He stretched out his slender jade finger and flicked it lightly, and two cold beams flew towards the wolf.

　　A touch of red splattered across the sky, and the wild wolf let out a terrifying roar.

　　"boom!"

　　The wild wolf that was about to pounce on Li Changqing, driven by the power of Tu Shanhonghong's attack, happened to slam into Li Changqing's back.

　　"boom!"

　　As if he was severely injured, his whole body flew upside down like a cannonball coming out of his chamber, and he vomited blood.

　　"Ahhh! Help, this beast is about to bite..."

　　Li Changqing continued to shout, and he wanted to stand up with his hands.

　　"Crack Kacha!"

　　A series of very obvious voices came from his body, and he fell to the ground with a thud, breathing heavily and coughing blood continuously.

　　"Sister, how come there are humans here?"

　　At this time, Tu Shan Yaya also caught up, looking at the scene in front of her, her face was blank, her watery eyes blinked.

　　"This... this is not Tu Shan... Tu Shan..."

　　Seeing this scene, Li Changqing immediately showed a look like he had seen a ghost, and his heart was beating wildly.

　　As one of the most popular Chinese comics, the fox demon has been chasing him all the time.

　　Seeing these two fox demons, he recognized them immediately, and the shock in his heart was indescribable, as if he was dreaming.

　　"Human, this is Tushan, I cover it. Since you are here, you must know the rules here?"

　　Tu Shan blushed with indifference, and a cold word suddenly came out of his abdomen.

　　"It's really Tushan Honghong, this is ventriloquism..." Li Changqing smiled sadly, feeling extremely excited.

　　Tu Shan Honghong accidentally killed the little Taoist priest. Before the Taoist priest died, she said a word not to say a word, so she never said a word again for so many years, only communicated in ventriloquism, and even Yaya finally learned ventriloquism.

　　"Human, don't pretend to be dead, you can't die yet."

　　Tu Shan Rongrong walked into Li Changqing with narrowed eyes, pinched the magic formula in his hand, and quickly tapped on him a few times.

　　A scene that shocked Li Changqing appeared.

　　The pain on his body disappeared suddenly, and the injury seemed to be more than half healed.

　　"Human, do you hear that? Hurry up and hand over the silver tael to Lord Yaya. Otherwise, I will ask my sister to beat you to death. If you see the two wolves, if you don't hand over the silver tael, they will be your role models." Tu Shan Yaya carried the wine gourd on his waist and looked at Li Changqing triumphantly.

　　"Yaya is enough, don't make trouble..."

　　Tu Shan Honghong suddenly stretched out her hand and gently wiped Tu Shan Yaya's head.

　　"Oh, it still hurts here... It hurts here too. I have no grievances with you. Why did you hit me with such a big wolf. My arms and legs are thin, how can I stand your toss?"

　　Seeing this, Li Changqing simply continued to lie on the ground, pretending that he couldn't get up.

　　Touch porcelain!

　　This move to touch porcelain was an invincible ultimate move in the previous life.

　　(For collection, for flowers, for recommendation, thank you little brother and sister!).

Chapter 2

　　"Hee hee! Humans, I have already done the calculations. You only need to pay five hundred taels of silver, and you can freely enter and leave Tushan."

　　At this time, Tu Shan Rongrong took out an exquisite small abacus, and began to crack and calculate, squinting at Li Changqing lying on the ground.

　　"Whoosh!"

　　I saw that Tu Shan Rongrong turned his hand and took out a Taoist talisman, and stuck it on Li Changqing's forehead.

　　"Nima, this scene is so familiar, why does it feel like the appearance of Fengjun and Dongfang Yue at the beginning."

　　Li Changqing was shocked, and a burst of screams broke out again. The screams made those who heard them sad and those who heard them wept.

　　"Human, you can't deceive Lord Yaya, I'll see how long you pretend."

　　Seeing Li Changqing lying on the ground very rogue, Tu Shan Yaya came to him with a swoosh, and even unceremoniously stretched out his little hand to grope in Li Changqing's tattered pocket.

　　An intrusive aroma came to his nostrils, and Li Changqing sat up with a swirl. Wherever he caught his eye, there was a white flower and turbulent waves.