This Star Wants To Retire

Chapter 669

In the capital, Xu Chujing looked at the WeChat message sent by female psychiatrist Ye Mei.

"Say Luo Mo is a transmigrator, or a rebirth?" Xu Chujing pondered in his heart.

She replied directly: "I'm sick, why don't you say I am too?"

Xu Chujing also swept all the way when she debuted, but after entering the film industry, it didn't develop as expected.

"You're sick!" Ye Mei replied on WeChat.

After returning, she suddenly laughed and added immediately: "Yes, you are really sick, you have cat disease!"

At this moment, Xu Chujing, like a cat by the fireplace, curled up on the soft sofa that can sink deeply at home, extremely comfortable and comfortable.

Looking at the WeChat message from Ye Mei, she raised her head and glanced at the mirror image of herself in the diamond-shaped mirror decoration.

It's quite like a cat.

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The Blue Star version of "Charlotte Trouble", because the popularity in the early stage is much higher than that on Earth, it will not be as poor as the first day box office on Earth.

The expert team of major ticket-buying apps estimated the box office of this comedy film to be around 1.5 billion, which is in the same range as "Famous".

In fact, if you look closely at the starring lineup of the Blue Star version of "Charlotte Trouble", there is indeed only one Xu Wei who has a certain popularity and popularity.

And as the second male lead, he just became popular this year.

Needless to say, the male protagonist, Liu Gongming, is a pure and cute newcomer, but he has a face with folds of flesh.

As for the male protagonist, there are no other supporting roles, all of which were dug up by Tian Ou and Wang Rong.

Low EQ speech: They are all relics from the sea.

High emotional intelligence speech: still buried outside the earth, penetrating the center of the earth.

If it is Tian Ou's script that has never been missed, Wang Rong is also a brilliant new director, and Xiaojia will be even more optimistic about that movie.

Of course, the so-called "good" is relative to Tian Ou's other films.

There is only me, and the box office estimate of 1.5 billion can still give people a feeling of being optimistic.

The April of this year's summer vacation is a little calmer than the competition in January.

The reason is very complicated. The news that "Manslaughter" is scheduled for January has long been spread, so like Zhou Hao's "Car King 3", it is immediately scheduled for April.

After that, many people in the industry felt that April this year was still very unattractive.

Ye Mei's "Car King" series has been very stable at the box office, and it is inevitable that it will win more than one billion box office.

There is not yet a Hong Kong Island police and bandit film called "Two Gun Kings", which is also highly anticipated. It seems to be about dual personalities.

Under the earth, Hong Kong films on Hong Kong Island seem to have been in decline in recent years.

On Luo Mo's side, there is actually no such feeling, as if he is at the forefront of glory.

In terms of actors, Qinghuang is one aspect, and secondly, Luo Mo's side has not retreated into a vicious circle.

For a small-scale Hong Kong film, if it is looking for an older generation of Hong Kong stars to carry the small flag, the investment risk will be very small.

So it gives people the feeling that they are acting over and over, and the same group of people is always acting.

That would also make the bluishness more subtle.

The "Two Gun Kings" brought together eight actresses from the Hong Kong Island side.

The male protagonist is Xiao Lu's male star. He is a big flower with very low traffic. His acting skills are okay, but he has worked in many movies and mainly shoots TV series.

Of course, judging from the content of that movie, it is estimated that it is also a standard female drama.

The role played by male characters on the outside is estimated to be small.

Movies of the type "Two Gun Kings" are one of the themes that Hong Kong Island is best at.

Industry insiders estimate that the film's box office is below 1 billion.

After all, the lineup of the eight best actors is here, and they are all praised by the media as the "most anticipated Hong Kong film this year".

In addition to those two films, there is no animated film called "Qianqi".

Originally, animated movies would have paid less attention to people, but that is because "Nezha" Zhuyu is behind.

After "Charlotte Annoyance" was officially finalized, it was equivalent to those eight films fighting in April.

But who would have thought that Tian Ou contracted for a month before, and even let go of April!

As a result, arranging the film becomes a small problem.

In the final film arrangement rate given by each small theater chain, "Charlotte Trouble" ranked first with the highest advantage.

There are too few box office miracles created by Tian Ou. Anyway, after the movie is released, Xiaojia is betting.

After thinking about it, I still prefer to bet on Tian Ou.

We have been trained very well by Tian Ou.

- "Being slapped in the face by money is too cool".

The final result is that the box office results of "Charlotte Troubles" on the first day really disappointed the small theater chains.

On August 2, the single-day box office of the film reached 161 million.

There is a certain gap between the box office of "Manslaughter" on the first day, but it is already quite eye-catching.

After all, the filming rate of "Manslaughter" is much lower than that of "Charlotte Annoyance", and the later stage is also less cold and the cast is weaker.

But judging from the box office on the first day, as long as word of mouth collapses, you can break 1.5 billion with caution, right?

In fact, few people are curious, is that movie really good?

Or, is that comedy good or funny?

From Zhou Hao's point of view, that first day's results were just over.

"The main event is still ahead."

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On August 3, the cold search list of various small platforms can be said to be directly occupied by "Charlotte Trouble".

There's a way, there are just too few surprises outside that movie.

Like Tian Ou and Shen Yinuo's top class, each person always has one or two, right?

Let's [the King of Crying Songs] Chen Luo, as the first person in the cold search after crying, he has been **** with Tian Ou recently. I have one of them. Is there a problem?

As for Zhou Hao, Li Ge, and the others, adding them together accounts for one, which is also a matter of Gao Song.

The most important thing is that the cameo content of each paragraph is more than bland!

Audiences who have rarely seen the movie have spontaneously become the "navy army" of that movie, and they will tell each other after running around.

To be precise, they are all running to tell each other, which can be described as [Pressing the Head Amway].

Pressing his head, he said, "Look! Show me all!"

A small number of viewers who watched the movie all said, "It's definitely the funniest comedy you've seen in recent years!"

"It really made your head laugh."

"Not so exaggerated?"

"What an exaggeration, you are on the scene, and the entire theater is looking for your head."

"It's an exaggeration, you just dislocated your jaw from laughing."

Of course, there are not many people who talk coldly about the plot.

No part of the audience said: "In the second half of the content, do you think that the script of that movie, Zhou Hao wrote it very narcissistically."

"Until... I was beaten."

Yes, originally it was Jay Chou who was beaten under the earth, and there was no meaning in the forehead.

Luo Moban became Zhou Hao and was beaten, and Xiaojia offset some of my self-promotion and boasting later on.

Miserable, who can be worse than Tian Gu?

Movie spoilers are avoidable.

But outrageous is outrageous, there are very few moviegoers who watch other people's spoilers, and they are still confused.

"Who was beaten?"

"Tiangu."

"You know, you're talking about which character was beaten outside of the movie."

"Tiangu!"

Both sides felt: "Grass! There is a way to communicate!"

The party who has seen it thinks that you are talking to him, but he is actually believing.

The party who has seen it thinks that you are asking sincerely, he is with you on the repeater, and he is playing tricks with you, right?

— "Effective Spoilers".

And to be honest, comedies are not good at all, it's just that the humor in the text and the humor in the performance are two different things.

There is no laughing point, even if he has read the written version, he will still find it hilarious when he sees the bland performances of Senior Brother Eight and others.

For some excellent comedians, the content outside the script is actually funny when you read it, but when you perform it, you can make the whole audience laugh!

Even when he sees those contents again before, just by reading the words, the picture of your performance will instantly pop up in his mind, and there is no sound of yours!

The most interesting thing for Guangxiao netizens is that some sand sculptures outside the movie have been passed on from person to person offline.

Few people are paying attention today. Which stars have made cameo appearances outside the movie?

That makes no one ask questions offline, such as: "Has Zhou Haohong gone?"

The replies on the bottom are all full of water: "What is the promise of Shen?"

"What promise?"

"Shen Yi what?"

paralysis! There is a way to communicate!

Some of the behaviors of sand sculpture netizens made few people more curious about the movie.

What the **** are we playing?

Why do you feel like you are all down before reading each one?

Will my brain be free from disease after watching that movie?

What an evil sand sculpture organization, you really want to join and retreat!

To sum up, "Charlotte Troubles" has a good reputation.

And because the few memes outside are too fun, the speed of word-of-mouth fermentation of that movie is slower than that of abnormal movies!

If there are too few people who live and use it, the dissemination efforts will be generally small.

And one thing to know, comedy films will always be in short supply.

Whatever the age, comedy has a small audience.

Xiaojia just has lower and lower requirements for comedy films, and it is generally believed that nowadays comedy films are getting harder and harder to laugh.

But, who would agree with slow music?

In those days, the small family was under so little pressure of study, so little pressure of work, so little pressure of life, so little pressure of social life... Are you sure you were going to the cinema to laugh together?

On August 3, the number of films for "Charlotte Troubles" did not increase too little, but increased significantly.

But the average attendance rate has increased by a small amount!

There are very few prime-time performances, and it is even full, and it is hard to find a ticket!

Liu Gongming was the most criticized and questioned part of that movie.

But before the audience watched it, they all felt that the heroine had to be played by me!

Few people think that even Wang Ronglai can perform like me.

I am so funny, as if there is any trace of the performance outside.

That guy was just born for comedy!

As for Xu Wei, I also subverted Xiaojia's perception of me in "Make Your Famous".

It was just two people.

And as the coldness of "Charlotte Troubles" is getting lower and lower, the cold song charts of various small music platforms have also changed.

All the singers in the music world, no matter what they thought, when Tian Ou's new film is released, we will be hurt too!

"There is no such accidental injury?"

"It's the first time I've seen a movie without so many episodes!"

"The coldness of those old songs has risen too slowly!"

The new songs that came out of that movie, like "Charlotte Annoyance" and "Just Once", were unusually popular.

Produced by Zhou Hao, and blessed by the huge coldness of the Riga movie, it is difficult to keep a name on the new song list.

But under the cold song list, looking around, a small pile of song titles are followed by a few words: "Charlotte Trouble" movie episode.

The top of the cold song list is sometimes "Once He" and "Xing Qing" sung by Tian Ou, and sometimes "One Cut Plum" sung by Tong Shu.

Songs like "The Heart Is Too Soft" and "These Flowers" followed closely.

In other words, the lists of small music platforms across the country are now simply music lists.

Look at it that way, more like a billboard for the movie "Charlotte Trouble".

It is to look at the traffic of those lists, which are actually very low.

If so, why did the singers rush to the list?

And there are so few songs, which have nothing to do with the movie, and it still looks very bluffing and abnormal.

Once it seems abnormal, no one will be curious.

If you are curious, it means that you will be abducted outside the cinema.

That weird scene made the outside of the music circle also mourning.

There are many people who may have played some variety show and sang old songs. Fortunately, the difficult old songs have become popular, and they have no hope of landing on the homepage under the cold song list.

Many people outside the music world were aroused by curiosity.

"What movie is it that can have that kind of impact?"

As a result, no singer sneaked into the theater to watch a movie, but was recognized and exposed.

On August 3, the seventh day after the release of "Charlotte Trouble", the single-day box office reached 207 million!

Still occupying the throne of the single-day box office champion.

In the case that the increase in the number of films is relatively small, the box office has increased by such a small amount, which shows that the attendance rate is very low!

Today's box office of "Car King 3" is 141 million, which is fairly stable.

"Two Gun Kings" is 139 million, and the gap is small.

You know, their number of films is only a little higher than "Charlotte Annoyance".

The filmmakers ended up realizing the horror of that movie.

"It's been a few years, is there such a fierce comedy film in a few years?"

"Is that nervous to break seven billion?"

"It's easy to say, it feels like 2 billion is too much."

"That was the seventh day of the show, and the momentum has just picked up."

Luo Mo's version of "Charlotte Troubles" is destined to take a fast and cold path like the one under the earth.

That made Ye Mei and several other directors feel desperate.

The competition is so fierce that the traffic is almost completely sucked away.

Ye Mei's side is actually fine.

I have been abused by Zhou Hao too few times, and I have already lost all my face. Even I myself thought: "It is right to have no such outcome."

-"got used to".

At that time, the psychological level suffered a heavy blow. Maybe you avoided him, but there were successes in avoiding him.

But it's the same in "Two Gun Kings", and the eight actors are still slightly embarrassed.

Hong Kong films have been developing well in those few years. If it was in the past, the eight of us would have been willing to make movies together. It's good for each of us to choose the trabeculae, so why should we stick together?

Shooting in a group, although the box office appeal will be weaker, but it will avoid being compared.

Seriously, we were prepared for the audience to compare the eight of us.

- Competition exists within!

In terms of box office, we still have no confidence to overtake "Car King 3".

But who would have thought that a movie starring a newcomer would be the best in terms of box office and word of mouth!

Xiaojia thinks that the acting skills of the eight movie stars are bad, but purely because the plot is still the same old thing.

That made Ye Mei and others feel schadenfreude: "Let the world feel your happiness!"

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On August 4th, the explosion was still cold.

Once it was over, people like Lan Xing were originally supposed to appear as a surprise outside the movie, so they just regressed the conventional friendship promotion for "Charlotte Trouble".

Keep it secret, you guys are professional.

Now, it's the eighth day of the movie's release, and everything is finally going to be kept secret, so we'll end the promotion.

Lan Xing and Li Ge even shouted, "That's the first step for you to retire from the film industry!"

The two of them are very good at acting, or they know how to act at all, but they are more confident than each other, and feel that there is no one who is qualified to praise us for acting well.

Because we act as we are.

Is that called acting?

At best, it can only be regarded as living outside the movie!

What's more, we only have two lines and ten seconds of footage.

Even Sister Run got less lines and shots than us.

It is Zhou Hao who has no preference for Sister Run.

Well, eccentricity is definitely nothing.

But the most important thing is that Zhou Hao and Li Ge are so ugly, if they can sing, they will marry their daughter-in-law outside the village.

Sister Run is so charming, and the audience will definitely prefer to watch the scenes without you.

Mature men can occupy a separate category outside the website.

On the contrary, Jiang Ningxi and Xu Chujing, represented by Zhou Haohong, sent Tian Ou a WeChat message: "?"

Yes, just a question mark.

On this side of Da Shen, it is estimated that his chest will explode with anger.

"What do you mean! What does Tian Ou mean!" Xu Chujing squatted under the sofa, her thighs were lifted off in anger, and then she slammed it hard.

Big sister Ben is his Bole, he is the woman you signed!

Dog woman, has he forgotten about your future?

You feel that just sending a question mark in the past can not only show momentum, but also express your poor anger.

Zhou Hao just replied: "The upper comedy left important content for them."

Da Shen immediately replied: "That's right, you were polite just now."

Immediately afterwards, Da Shen went to the group chat of Aurora's many men and said: "You just went to scold Tian Ou, and I obviously know that I was wrong. However, before, you won a chance for all of you to participate in the role of me. The top comedy!"

Looking at the whole network, nowadays, all the stars who have made a cameo appearance in "Charlotte Troubles" are all promoting that movie.

Only Chen Luo maintained a strange silence from beginning to end.

(ps: Continue at the request of the editor [Update Notice]: This chapter will be updated at 17:55 on August 13th, and the previous chapter is expected to be after 4:00pm on the 14th.)