This Star Wants To Retire

"Scared to death! Scared to death!" Ma Dalong only listened to paragraph A, and his whole memory began to flood.

　　Foreigners learn from China and take pride in talking tongue twisters.

　　 This thing is too cumbersome, so Ma Dalong began to doubt: "Rap, is this thing definitely ours?"

　　 If the rhyme in rap is hard enough, then the tongue twister, which challenges your tongue, is almost twice as difficult!

　　 "[The change from level up and down, flat and flat.]"

　　Ma Dalong listened to the song while watching the lyrics.

　　 He is very sure, he knows all these words.

　　 Yes, this foreigner even knows the squiggly words, and he is considered a full-level Chinese player.

　　 But, he couldn't understand what it meant.

　　 "[So smart Chinese, so beautiful Chinese.]"

Oh, my god! Why did they sing out my heart?

　　 When he heard these words, he actually agreed with it in his heart.

　　Ma Dalong really likes Chinese, and his favorite is ancient poems.

　　After coming to China, he realized the profoundness of China's culture more and more, and felt that it could bring him unparalleled shock in all aspects.

　　 such as—food.

　　He comes from the country of dark cuisine, can't think of why anyone in the world knows how to eat?

　　 It seems that anything can be turned into delicacy through the hands of Chinese people.

　　 When he visited the museum, he was also surprised by the cultural relics inside. He didn't expect the ancient Chinese to have such wisdom.

　　 Not to mention his favorite poems, I feel that the taste there is not what the modern poems of their country can describe.

　　 The better his Chinese is, the more he understands China, the more intoxicated, and the more in awe.

　　 Therefore, when he often sees some Chinese people on the Internet depreciating their own national culture, a series of question marks usually pop up in his mind.

　　 "What do you do!?" He couldn't figure it out.

　　 He is a foreigner who is very proud of being influenced by him.

　　 You look down on it instead.

　　 He has already figured out how to write a music review.

　　 "No! I won't write a music review anymore." He thought.

　　Ma Dalong decided that he wanted to record a video.

　　 He wants to challenge the tongue twister and learn how to sing the Aurora Girl.

　　 "This is the Oriental rap!" Ma Dalong thought.

　　 Throughout the afternoon, this blond international friend was looping the song for a single, and then started with the tongue twister at the front.

　　 There are a few passages that he listened to for the first time, and there are a few passages that he had practiced for a short period of time when he was learning Chinese, so it was very familiar.

　　 The weird thing is that the singles have been looping all afternoon, and he is not tired of listening.

　　 can only be described as composition and arrangement, which are equally strong.

　　 He is interested in words, which is a natural interest.

　　 But composing and arranging are the biggest help he can keep listening.

　　 The composer and arranger of this song is Zheng Nan.

　　 There is a season of "Singer" arranged by him, and he is basically responsible for it.

　　Ma Dalong looked at the few lines in the lyrics, and Luo Mo's name can be said to be a screen in the lyrics.

　　【Lyricist: Luo Mo】.

　　 [Composer: Luo Mo].

　　【Arrangement: Luo Mo】.

　　 [Producer: Luo Mo].

　　 [Mixer: Luo Mo].

　　 [Harmony Compilation: Luo Mo].

　　【String Music Compilation: Luo Mo】.

　　 A long list is all this name!

　　 "This person's song, others can't make him a dime, right?" Ma Dalong thought in his heart.

　　 He didn't know whether it was a flash of inspiration or evil thoughts, and suddenly a bad idea came up.

　　 He opened his group chat in the educational institution, which was full of foreign teachers.

　　 He directly shared this song to the group.

　　 Oh, my friend, let’s remember the fear of being dominated by tongue twisters!

　　 This kind of behavior is like the kind of person who read Zhi Yu Wen and desperately shared it with his friends, saying it was a healing article.

　　 is also like the kind of **** who is scared by the video, so he must scare more people to help him regain his soul.

　　Ma Dalong shared it as soon as he shared it. He also gave all the 13 people in the group to Aite. Since he is not the owner of the group, he does not have the function of [@ all] in the WeChat group, but he is not too hardworking.

　　 A few minutes later, he received a series of unified replies, short for curse.

　　 He Dalong: "wtf!"

　　 Hou Tianlei: "wtf!"

　　 Zhong Dalong: "wtf!"

　　 Yes, there are three dragons in a group of only 14 people.

　　 When these foreigners were learning Chinese, they were all asked by their Chinese teachers to practice tongue twisters.

　　 I feel that these teachers just vent their anger in learning English.

　　 Tongue twisters are too cumbersome, and it feels hot to read.

　　Ma Dalong saw that their reaction was so fierce, so he flaunted a voice to show off his learning achievements.

　　" [Brother and younger brother are sitting in front of Po, a goose is sitting on the slope, and a river is left under the slope.

　　 The brother said, "Kuan Kuan River," the younger brother said, "White Goose."

　　 The goose has to cross the river, and the river has to...%&***%##%】"

　　 He sang to the back, he didn't know what he was singing anymore.

　　 A black friend in the group showed his big white teeth when he heard this voice.

"Rap! It's up to us!" He also had a keen interest in an instant, ready to practice hard, slap this Ma Dalong in the face.

　　 Hip-hop culture, that is our specialty.

　　 Coincidentally, in fact, it is not just this group of foreigners in China who are learning this song.

　　 Many foreigners also joined in spontaneously.

　　 Then, overnight, viral spread began!

　　 The most important thing is that they will be popular when they post these on the Internet.

　　 Someone will give them a thumbs up.

People live for what?

　　 Of course it is to pretend to be forced!

　　Whether it is vanity or bloggers' eyeballs, in short, a wave of turmoil has begun on all major platforms.

　　 This made the marketing team of Xinyu and Luo Mo Studios startled.

　　 "Zhedi, we haven't even made any shots yet, so it's hot?" They suddenly felt that they were dispensable people in the company.

　　 On Monday afternoon and evening, for the time being, the song "Love Love Love" topped the list.

　　 But on Tuesday, the situation changed because of the appearance of a video.

　　 On a short video platform, a video titled "The Mysterious Power from the East" has over a million likes.

　　 In the video, an old foreign man wearing a black cloak, holding a... chopsticks, white hair, but green eyes, chanted a spell in a mysterious and cool posture in the darkness.

　　" [There is a child named Xiao Du who goes to the street to beat vinegar and buy cloth.

　　 bought cloth, beaten vinegar, and looked back and saw the eagle catching the rabbit.

　　 put down the cloth, put aside the vinegar, and went forward to chase the eagle and the rabbit.

　　 flew the eagle, #%*@#%.........]"

　　Although he reads to the back, he also starts to talk nonsense, but he wins—confidence!

　　 Finally, I saw him wave the magic wand (disposable chopsticks) in his hand, a group of burning flames rose in the darkness, and then turned into three big characters-"Chinese"!

　　 In just a few hours, the number of likes exceeded one million, and in one afternoon, the number of short video likes reached nearly 3 million!

　　 As for the number of views and shares, it is equally horrible!

　　 One feature of the short video platform is that once a video becomes popular, thousands of people will imitate it, and then form a style, a trend.

　　 Soon a blonde hot girl with long legs joined in.

　　 Soon there will be hot girls from the fighting race who can wear short-sleeved cartoon characters to transform themselves.

　　 Soon black people like rappers, wearing sunglasses and big gold chains, joined in.

　　 This made "Chinese Language" instantly detonated the entire network.

　　 A line of lyrics in this song also made it to the top of the Weibo hot search list of the day.

　　 Because the format and meaning of this song are here, Weibo doesn’t mind vigorous promotion.

　　 "[The whole world is learning Chinese]!"

　　In fact, this is true in this world. With the improvement of national power and international status, more and more foreigners are learning Chinese.

　　 In fact, the most domineering lyrics of the entire song is the last paragraph.

　　" [The whole world is speaking Chinese,

　　 What we say makes the world listen carefully. 】"

　　 It's hard to imagine, this song was sent in 2007, and it seems to be on the Spring Festival Gala in 2008.

　　 At the beginning, we had the self-confidence of such a nation, but at this time, why are we not confident?

　　 Many domestic music experts have also begun to learn to cover this song.

　　 But because of the difficulty, the video is divided into two types.

　　 One is a funny video, the other is a dazzling video.

　　 No matter what it is, the heat is not low.

　　 This hip-hop tongue twister model is regarded as another innovation of Luo Mo.

　　 The most terrifying thing is that there seems to be a faint tendency to go abroad.

　　 It’s just that Luo Mo doesn’t know exactly how far it will go.

　　 Foreign markets are temporarily out of his consideration.

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　　...

　　 At seven o'clock in the evening, the new song charts and soaring charts of major music platforms are updated again.

　　 With the huge popularity and traffic blessing, "Chinese" directly overtook "Love Ai Ai" and reached the top of the double list!

The 　　 girl group actually won the diva!

　　 In fact, the song UU Reading www.uukanshu.com is aimed at more than just pineapples.

　　 Since Luo Mo was dubbed "Pingxi Wang" by netizens, there has been a lot of scolding in hip-hop circles.

　　 Many people who used to go underground are the masters who even deceased people will play with, who dare not scold them?

　　 The explosion of "Nocturne" made them all jealous.

　　 It can be said that in the variety show "The King of Hip Hop", the popularity of the most popular songs is far from "Nocturne".

　　 This makes this group of guys who may not know a few English words, and have not read the book for a few years, have been chanting: ""Nocturne" is not a rap at all!"

　　 "We are playing on the West Coast!"

　　 Many netizens are unhappy at first.

　　 After the appearance of the hip-hop tongue twister in "Chinese Language", it directly ignited the emotions of netizens.

　　 "What is it called?"

　　 "Drag a few English words and add them forcibly, is it advanced?"

　　 "I don't think that rap can't be popular in China, music knows no borders, but don't be too fond of foreigners, okay?"

　　 "The King Pingxi is indeed the King of Pingxi!"

　　 This song, hip-hop circle, kneel down to me!

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