This star is from the earth

In the elevator, Jalens seemed to be participating in the recording of a variety show for the first time, sticking his face very close to the camera, feeling that everything was fresh.

"So this is a show designed to provide celebrities with the opportunity to fall in love, and pay them?" He turned his head and asked Zhang Zishang.

Zhang Zishang replied: "Yes, this is a charity program."

"Charity?" Jalens rarely smiled, "I like charity. I bought a piece of clothing for every dog ​​in the stray pet rescue center last month. They were so happy that they wanted to kiss me when they saw me. The clothes I designed it myself. The pattern is a ball of fire, which represents the endless spirit of our [Fire] company. As a result, the group of people saw it and said that the dog looks even more pitiful, and it looks like a bruised skin, which is really absurd... "

Zhang Zishang hastily interrupted Jalens' chatter and explained: "The charity I'm talking about is just an adjective, not real charity..."

After hearing this, Jalens frowned: "Why do you say that?"

"Why? To...be funny?"

"You think that's funny?" Jalens stared at him blankly.

"Isn't it funny?" Zhang Zishang laughed dryly for a while, and after looking around at everyone's expressions, it seemed that it wasn't really funny, at least not as funny as when Jalens bought clothes for stray dogs. Zhang Zishang quickly restrained his expression: "I'm sorry."

Jalens turned his head and continued to observe the program, took the script from Lin Yu's hand, and looked at the content on it.

Jiang Qi stood beside Zhang Zishang without saying a word. She had witnessed a cross-species communication just now, and she was worried at the thought of going a long way with Jalens. She turned her head and asked Zhang Zishang with her eyes: 【Do we have to go with him? 】

Zhang Zishang sighed: 【Come on, hold on for a while! As long as Teacher Zhang is found, he is useless! 】

yes.

For Teacher Zhang!

Jiang Qi blew her bangs to revive her spirits.

In order to be able to meet Teacher Zhang, they finally compromised with Jalens and brought him to record the show together. No matter how "tactfully" Zhang Zishang told Jalens, as long as he told them the address, they would go to find Teacher Zhang by themselves, without taking up his precious time. And Jalens, as if he didn't understand politeness, said that he was "free!", "very free!", "My time is worthless! Because I already have a lot of money!", and he must follow. In the end Zhang Zishang and the others had to bring Jalens with them.

Jalens stared at the scrapped and useless script, and suddenly realized, "It turns out that this is how you want to be in a relationship", and then tasted the model of the camera in a fake way, and concluded that "Our company also has this thing". , lost interest, and finally turned his attention to Zhang Zishang.

Zhang Zishang froze immediately, as if being scrutinized by an indescribable existence.

"Where are you now?" Jarrence asked him.

"What?" Zhang Zishang thought about it carefully, and then said that the information they had at the moment was that Han Jue returned to the country temporarily for something yesterday, had a meal with Director Wang, and was leaving the day after tomorrow.

"Who asked you this?" Jalens looked at Zhang Zishang dissatisfied, pointed at Jiang Qi with his chin and said, "I'm asking how far you two are in love. Holding hands? Kissing? Or going to bed?"

Caught off guard nineteen bans. Zhang Zishang frantically stopped Jalens from asking further questions.

Back at their seats, Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi looked at each other in embarrassment, not knowing how to answer. Of course they're not dating anymore, not even on the show. However, Jarrence asked very seriously and was stupid. If they answered jokingly, they might be taken seriously, and if they were not sure, they would say something surprising. But it was difficult for them to clarify. Because at this time, I was riding in the elevator going down, and there were many fans of "My Love" with me. They are excitedly holding the mobile phone to record the video.

Everyone in this world can say that the love in "My Love" is fake, only guests like them who get paid to work can't say it—not to mention in front of fans, after all, their job is to create illusions and expose this layer. Illusion not only affects the audience's experience, but also destroys one's own job.

Facing the fans present and Jalens' eyes, Jiang Qi looked at Zhang Zishang for help in embarrassment.

As expected of Zhang Zishang, who has two years of experience in hosting "Extreme Man", he quickly reacted. With clenched hands, he gently took Jiang Qi's arm, and said with a smile, "We are at the same table now. It's like Master and Mr. Zhang are in the [workplace] relationship, and Xiao Qi and I are their juniors and students. So it’s a [same table] relationship.”

The explanation of this sentence is vague, and with the action of holding hands, it can withstand various interpretations. It can be said to be ambiguous or pure.

Jiang Qi breathed a sigh of relief after hearing this. The fans on the side screamed suppressedly after hearing it, and were extremely happy. After hearing this, Lin Yu also had an expression of approval [worthy of being a comedian].

Only Jarrence felt that he didn't understand anything after listening to it. He looked strangely at everyone present who understood something, shook his head and said, "Oh, it's really complicated. It's a pity, I haven't been in a relationship before."

After Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi relaxed, they immediately changed the topic, following what Jalens said jokingly suggested: "Master Jia has never been in love? Then why don't you try dating on the show?"

"What show?" Jarrence asked.

""Love Signal", "Three-story Apartment", "Love Catcher"..."

"Is this show not working?" Jalens pointed to the camera.

Lin Yu behind the camera smiled and nodded in welcome.

A eccentric, simple-minded, so-called "living in his own world" person like Jarrence can easily drive people crazy when getting along in private, but once put on TV, it becomes a natural attraction maker. Across the screen and at a distance, everyone can stand and talk without back pain, and feel that this person is interesting and has a vivid personality. It can be said that such a person is a born "star". In addition, Jalens is also the shareholder and founder of [Tinder], if he wants to participate in the show, there will definitely be many invitations.

The fans who huddled in the corner of the elevator also laughed and approved of Jalens's role in "My Love".

In such a short period of time, they also felt Jarrence's untraceable thinking and his ego that was so inflated that it almost burst the elevator. If such a person appears in a TV show, it is like a strange flower that has emerged from the cracks in the iron-drum star industry system, and it is easy to stir up the calm circle.

But not everyone likes a "weird guy" like Jalens, and not all fans can accept this "weird guy" polluting "Let's Fall in Love".

A voice suddenly came from the crowd of fans:

"Although you are rich, you are obviously more suitable to die alone."

This sentence came very abruptly, and the joyful atmosphere in the elevator suddenly sank. Everyone was a little panicked, and immediately looked at Jalens. No one knew what would happen if he stimulated a mental patient, and this "mental patient" was very rich.

Zhang Zishang immediately stood in front of Jalens, afraid that he would not be calm, and at the same time thinking about how to deal with this situation.

Jalens seemed experienced about it and wasn't angry at all. He turned to the person who spoke and said:

"Thank you for your advice, then go to hell."

"?!" Everyone panicked and stopped between Jalens and the fans, especially afraid that the two sides would fight. Although the difference in physiological structure between men and women makes men have an advantage in fighting, but Jalens is so thin that even if the opponent is a girl, everyone is afraid that he will be punched and broken by a little girl.

After the fan was astonished, he was angry, but he still stood there and tried to reason: "Am I wrong? A person like you is not suitable for dating, no, it is not suitable for getting along with others! Has no one said that you Do you often live in your own world?"

Everyone is really afraid that the two sides will fight.

Because only the truth is the most lethal.

They also subconsciously feel that what the fan said is right. Through brief contact, it is not difficult to find that Jalens is obviously a person living in his own world, lacking empathy and even a sense of morality, and has his own set of standards for doing things and speaking. "Normal people" in the usual sense, not to mention it's hard to fall in love with such a person, they can't even get along with them.

"Isn't it good to live in your own world?" Jalens asked in a natural tone: "Is it more proud to live in someone else's world?"

The tense atmosphere in the elevator suddenly stagnated.

Both Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi were a little surprised.

There are often such characters in TV dramas, who seem silly, but sometimes they can come up with golden sentences full of philosophy, and the drama is full of tension.

But being dismissed speechless by an idiot, no matter how philosophical, only brings double humiliation.

"..." The fan was speechless for a while, and then his eyes became distorted visible to the naked eye.

It's a pity that before she could prepare a more powerful wording, the elevator made a "ding" and reached the first floor. Various conversations from fans and tourists came from outside the door.

Zhang Zishang was worried that the matter would continue to escalate, so he quickly dragged Jalens out of the house.

The fan yelled behind him to expose all this on the Internet, and Jalens was framed all over, and turned his head to make an appointment with someone, "Tell me your screen name if you have the ability", which made the other party go into a rage.

A group of people came to the parking place, pressed Jarrence's head like protecting a dangerous politician, and stuffed him into the car.

Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi sat in the driver's seat and the passenger seat respectively, sweating profusely. The two of them took a car with Jarrence to Zhang Yiman's location, followed by the program team's car.

The car started and sped down the road.

"Is it really okay to say that just now?" Jiang Qi turned her head and asked Jalens.

There are definitely problems. Even Han Jue, who has become arrogant and inflated shortly after his debut, when he curses on the show, he only makes the other party eat canine excrement, and he will not openly curse the other party to die. The fan in the elevator appeared on [Tinder] today, and was obviously also a fan of [Tinder], but after being so excited by Jalens, it was obvious that he wanted to turn his fan into a black fan and gossip on the Internet. When Jiang Qi asked this, she meant to do some public relations to prevent things from getting bigger.

"Just now?" Jalens was busy greeting each of the fixed cameras in the back of the car, "On the show and dating? I think it's good."

Jiang Qi shut up. She feels that [Tinder] has not been destroyed so far, and there is no major negative news, which is really a very lucky thing. And when this luck will be broken depends entirely on Jalens. So to a certain extent, it is true that Jalens is the soul of [Tinder].

Just when Jiang Qi was about to change the subject, Jalens started talking about just now.

"I know what you're going to say." Jalens snorted, "Don't worry, I didn't take that attack to heart at all."

"What? I didn't..." Jiang Qi couldn't understand Jalens' narcissism, and wanted to say that she didn't mean to care about him. But when Zhang Zishang stretched out his hand and patted him, he stopped the second half of the sentence.

"It's a good thing you stopped me just now," Jalens crossed his arms and said calmly, "If it was before, I would have punched me in the face long ago." The air came twice, and the sound effect was added with "咻, 咻".

Zhang Zishang and Jiang Qi heard the sound of "click, click" from the joints, and they were afraid that Jalens would dislocate themselves. If they went to the hospital, it would delay the progress of the program, so neither of them acted rashly. , but waited for Jalens to close his fists out of breath before listening to him continue.

Jarrence spent ten minutes talking about his impressive "record" in watching a hundred boxing matches, and then said: "Before her, many people have said that. I have heard worse things."

Zhang Zishang didn't know what to say, so he could only listen quietly.

At this time, Jalens restrained his restlessness, hid his eyes behind the sunglasses, and said slowly:

"I don't know what's so cute about a child, I don't know why other people are sad when someone dies, I don't know why I listen to my teacher. I think people are weird, but growing up, everyone says I'm actually a freak .

No one wants to be friends with me. When I went to school, I was often thrown into the urinal by my classmates and forced to eat pencil leads. The teacher knew about it but didn't care about it. I ended up staying at home, and the only friend I had was my nanny, the only one who said I wasn't surprised. But one time I overheard the nanny calling, saying that I was a pervert who hadn't grown up, and if it wasn't for the high salary, she would have been too scared to do it. Since then, I know that I really am a freak. My parents didn't care much about me, and I only saw them a few times including when they died. In a sense, I was born to live in my own world.

Fortunately, there are movies in this world. I watched movies by myself to pass the time, and made friends with one-armed knights and immortal priests. "

The "one-armed chivalrous man" and "immortal priest" mentioned by Jarrence are all characters from a series of movies that are quite old. Zhang Zishang was not even born when China was popular all over the world, but he also knew that it was These films opened the era of China's industrial film production dominating the world.

At first Zhang Zishang was surprised that Jalens' speech was no longer confused, but after hearing it, he completely put away his playful thoughts and just listened quietly. What Jalens said was something he had never heard of. He didn't expect the frivolous Jarrence to have such a past.

The content was obviously heavy, but Jalens' tone seemed to be indifferent to the past, making Zhang Zishang didn't know how to comfort him. If you don't know how to comfort, you don't need comfort at all. In order to avoid the atmosphere from being too heavy, Zhang Zishang suddenly said, "That's why you like movies so much, Master Jia."

"It's no longer a matter of liking or disliking. It has become a part of my life." Jalens said with a serious face: ""The One-armed Knight" will not come out until the seventh part, and the fifth part of "The Immortal" At the end of the movie, I felt that all my friends were dead. Later, I made up my mind to come to China to make a movie and resurrect my friends one by one. I want to invest my own money and act with them in the movie. To talk, to play together. That was my earliest dream."

Everyone knows that Jalens named it [Tinder] because he dreamed of letting American movies shine and burn in the Chinese movie world, and he was ambitious. But no one thought that Jalens' earliest dream of making a movie turned out to be such a fairy tale. And this kind of fairytale-like vision was uttered by Jalens, but it didn't violate harmony at all.

Jiang Qi's heart softened, and only by pursing her lips tightly could the circles of her eyes not turn red.

Zhang Zishang said with a smile: "Now [Tinder] is capable of filming The One-Armed Man and The Immortal, right? I'll definitely watch it when it's filmed."

But Jalens said, "I won't shoot anymore."

Zhang Zishang glanced at Jalens in the rearview mirror in surprise.

"I'm not a kid anymore." Jarrence argued unconvincingly, and then snorted triumphantly, "And I have real friends now."