This Person is Too Serious

[My name is Wu Wang, and my name is Wu Wang Zi.

To tell the truth, I have become the emperor in the world next door, holding 8 million celestial soldiers and generals, and under hundreds of gods. The emperor is my god-worshipping son, and the lord of the sea of ​​blood is my own family.

As for why it appeared in this humble village now...

Don't worry, I will never say next, you only need to invest a few hundred shellfish coins for me now, and when I return to the heaven, I will give you the position of immortal immortal. I am not such an emperor.

But can you lend me hundreds of shell coins now?

When I grow up a little bit more in this world, I will be stronger, and I will go to the mountains to beat the silly roe deer and sell the leather back to you. 】

Really say that?

Didn't this leak out all your pants? It's strange that Di Xu and Zhulong didn't kill them!

It didn't matter if he was an incarnation, with some merits, the Eastern Emperor Bell would be able to build one.

But if you really want to attract the eyes of the gods outside the sky, if the other party doesn't flatten this small village, it doesn't conform to the style of the innate god!

I really should have the old saying from my Blue Star hometown-five cents stumps heroes.

Unexpectedly, he was dignified as Taiyi, the creator of the Eastern Bell, the destroyer of the old heavenly palace, the mourner of the old **** of the first god, the spouse of the young man, the husband of Ling Xiaolan, the son-in-law of Shennong, and the great The overlord of the Demon Sect, the young lord of the Kitano clan...

You will be stumped by hundreds of shell coins!

The scenery is beautiful, and the spirit fish and birds play in front of the stream.

Sitting on the wooden house with his cheeks supported, a young boy with red lips and white teeth.

Wu Wang is very square now.

It has been three years since I came to the outside world, and I have lived here for three years.

When I sleep here every day, I will return to the heavens and guard the great wilderness lord heaven and earth, continue to explore those great roads that have not produced innate gods, and complement the heavens step by step.

In the position of Chief of Heaven, Wu Wang is not only qualified, he is completely excellent.

But outside the sky, when this body is active...

It felt more and more that he was fooled by the little broken clock!

The voice of Donghuang Bell still echoed in his ears:

‘Master, people feel that you can take the most difficult path to rise and fully hone your will. Anyway, you have nothing to lose. The person who should help you protect it, let’s keep it secretly for you.

Just go flying, Xiaozhong will be your wings. ’

fly…

Fei your sister!

He is out of breath after running ten miles!

Looking back over the past three years, Wu Wang spent a year repairing the background of this body, and spent a day absorbing the words and words of the outer world that Yang Wudi has tried so hard to learn from the way of heaven;

In the remaining two years, he began to constantly ponder the way of cultivation and fighting.

but…

No exercises;

Cannot use the deduction of Heaven;

She was still being protected by Aunt Qing’er every day, and she didn’t let herself jump around at all. As soon as she discovered that he started to hone his strength, Aunt Qing—the strong woman who grew up with Wu Wang and has the characteristics of the Qingqiu clan, would He was **** at home and could not move for a few days.

He is a dignified emperor! Donghuang Taiyi!

I drove a spaceship in my previous life!

When did he suffer this kind of grievance!

Wu Wang couldn't understand that there were thousands of people in this stockade, most of them were human races. Except for him, the other children, both male and female, began to practice martial arts at the age of seven or eight.

No way, this is the place under the jurisdiction of the Martial God, the **** realm of the subordinate **** ‘Liu Li Shen’ under the Martial God Tent, and the beautiful girl made of Liuli is enshrined in the middle of the village, that is the Liuli God.

The appearance is also at the level of a goddess, so much better than the mirror god.

But as a serious emperor who can reject Chang Xi, Wu Wang naturally does not have any enchanting thoughts about a statue.

He is not King Zhou!

Although everyone wants to be King Zhou.

Speaking of business, Wu Wang is now in urgent need of a few hundred shells of coins, and he asks the old village chief in the village to go to the prosperous town a hundred miles away to buy some beast blood for bodybuilding, in order to complete his first step of the leap.

Originally, Aunt Qing said that she would save him this huge sum of money.

But Wu Wang really couldn't hold back his face to accept this aunt's gift.

This incarnation of myself has been eating and drinking in other people's homes for so many years, and in another half a month, it will be time for Xiao Jingwei to show up, and both of them have to rely on the young aunt for support.

Originally, the income of the hunters was unstable, and there were many powerful beasts in the nearby mountains and forests.

Aunt Qing's range of activities is limited. A few hundred [Bei] have been Aunt Qing's income for almost three or four years, and it is still the kind that can be saved without eating or drinking.

Wu Wang realized that he shouldn't owe such a great favor, nor should he be taken care of in this way.

He is also a heavenly emperor anyhow!

Think of a way.

At this moment, Yang Wudi was 20,000 miles away, and he also walked out of the widow kang, and became the chief coach of their town. Not to mention the distance from this place, but also three or four **** realms.

Each **** realm is relatively closed, and there is little communication. Crossing the border requires certain matters, and the identity will be tortured.

Asking Yang Wudi to support him with hundreds of shells, even if Yang Wudi could do it, Wu Wang would not be able to do it.

Let Xiao Zhong come to help?

It didn't work either. Wu Wang had greeted Xiao Zhong before, but Xiao Zhong's attitude was very firm-all difficulties must be overcome by the master in order to achieve the effect of the trial.

Moreover, the avatar is dead if it is dead, and Zhong will protect the remnant soul of Jingwei, and Wu Wang needs to find an avatar to practice again.

"I can still be killed by a few hundred coins? The big deal is to go hunting the beast!"

Wu Wang gritted his teeth.

Self-reliance is the easiest way!

Go to conquer the beast, obtain the blood, and then draw the power from the blood to complete the foundation of the martial arts!

If you don't leave at this time, Xiao Jingwei will come half a month later. If you don't even have the most elementary strength, how can you take care of your sister?

As a mature man with a family, a wife, and subordinates, he should make a plan.

After a while...

Go to the forest first, then think of a way!

He jumped up from the steps in front of the wooden house, turned around and ran back into his house. He quickly put on his "Orion suit", carrying a self-made iron crossbow and quiver, with a machete on his waist, and put it on Putting on his clothes and straw hat, he ran towards the valley exit along the mossy stone road.

Without going out now, Aunt Qing will come back from hunting soon.

The young man is like the wind, his long hair that is simply **** keeps beating, the body that has not fully stretched out is racing fast, and his breathing is quite rhythmic.

The aunt who beat Mai by the stream smiled and called his name;

The old man stepping on the wooden boards and braided bamboo strips in front of the door smiled and looked at the figure of the teenager running by;

On the treetops by the roadside, several laughing teenagers pointed to the rushing teenager and said Ersha.

"Eh! Where are you going, little bug!"

The familiar loud voice came, Wu Wang turned his head to look, only to see a sturdy man carrying two silly roe deer with four hoofs tied up, calling him staring.

It's him!

Aunt Qing'er's number one suitor has never practiced, but a punch can smash a head-sized cobblestone!

Wu Wang jumped out of the path of people coming and going with a vigorous step, swiftly climbed over an earth wall, and hurriedly stepped on the soft grass!

"Hey! Over there is the way up the mountain!"

The strong man roared, threw the prey to the companion beside him, untied his long bow, lost the long knife, and strode forward to chase Wu Wang.

Wu Wang secretly said unlucky in his heart.

Why did Uncle Shan come back so early today?

If you have a magic weapon for storing things, you can wander out of the village without problems.

He has just been exercising for three years, but he can't run the brawny man who has been racing with tigers and leopards in the mountains and forests all the year round.

Seeing that the distance between the two of them was shrinking, Wu Wang slowed down and turned his head and smiled at Uncle Shan.

"You...what are you running!"

This strong human race took a few steps forward, squatting Wu Wang up, panting slightly, and banged directly at Wu Wang's ears with a loud voice:

"Are you going up the mountain? Is that a place where you can go to play!"

"I'm hungry! Go and hit a hare!"

Wu Wangzheng said eloquently.

Uncle Shan wondered: "Your aunt didn't keep you food?"

"Stay, I want to eat meat!"

"It's not easy if you want to eat meat, go to my house! Go for a walk!"

Uncle Shan reluctantly patted Wu Wang's forehead, and didn't say much, he clamped Wu Wang under his ribs, like a silly roe deer, and hurried him back to the stockade.

Wu Wang's mouth twitched, his head drooped, and a perfect plan for hunting in the mountains was planned in his heart.

Although he lacks strength, he can engage in some traps.

Even if the fierce beasts are difficult to deal with, they have weaknesses. I have been a young master in Beiye for more than ten years, and the clever hunting techniques of poking the fierce beasts will naturally accumulate a lot.

However, it must be three days from now.

In the past two years, in order to prepare animal blood for Wu Wang's bodybuilding, Aunt Qing went out hunting for three days. She came back and rested for two days to prepare food and hunting arrows, flying rocks and other objects, and then continued to plunge into the mountains and forests.

It’s the uncle Shan who said that two years ago:

"Hey, this silly boy has a good talent after he gets his hands on his head. He can learn my boxing skills in two or three strokes. If he can absorb blood and stimulate the power of martial arts, he may be able to get ahead in the future."

Aunt Qing listened, and seeing Wu Wang can take care of herself, the frequency of going out hunting doubled.

Originally, she went up the mountain twice a month, and their family was already able to eat and wear warmth.

After half an hour.

The rich smell of meat wafts in the afterglow of the setting sun.

In the fence garden not far from the wooden house where Aunt Qing'er and Wu Wang lived, the eight-foot-tall man took off his shirt, took a short shower, and started cooking porridge.

Wu Wang wiped his saliva and helped add firewood and fire.

Uncle Shan grabbed two thick rice and placed it on the bottom of the pot, and skillfully chopped off an animal leg. After removing the fish, half of the meat was grilled and the other half was cut into pieces with a machete and threw into the pot.

Although the process is very simple, and the boiled rice porridge is always a bit fishy, ​​this is the top delicacy that Wu Wang has been able to eat in recent years.

The conditions are limited, and the emperor can't pick it up.

After feasting, it was dark.

Uncle Shan lived by himself. Watching Wu Wang want to wash the pot and wash the dishes, he grabbed two tree stumps and used two thin wooden boards as fans to enjoy the cool in the courtyard.

There is no need to light a fire on summer nights, and the cool breeze by the stream invites people to fall asleep.

"Baby, what are you doing in the mountains?"

Uncle Shan asked with a smile.

Wu Wang patted his belly and whispered: "I don't want Aunt Qing to be so tired, I can get animal blood by myself."

"Do you know how to use animal blood?" Uncle Shan asked rhetorically.

Wu Wang suddenly lost his words.

"If you can find animal blood, you have to know how to use it."

Uncle Shan muttered:

"The blood of the fierce beast is actually not expensive. The most expensive is the martial artist who can help you draw the talisman. Most of the shells you want to hand in are for the martial artist.

The martial artist draws symbols for you to stimulate the blood in your body and generate martial power. If the process goes smoothly and the first martial power generated is more, the martial artist will accept you as a disciple.

Only when you become the apprentice of a martial artist can you have the opportunity to rise above others and climb up step by step. "

Why are you climbing up?

Be a patrol guard for Liuli God?

This system, in Wu Wei's eyes, is the system of the **** of war raising the gods and immortal soldiers. He doesn't need to follow it at all, he only needs to get the exercises.

However, according to Zhong's previous statement, the cultivation techniques of the Valkyrie are very special, and they are all hierarchically controlled in the ‘Shangwu Temple’ of each class.

Why did Zhong choose the God Realm of the Liuli God, a subordinate of the Valkyrie God, as the realm of Wu Wang's incarnation and practice?

The reason is also very simple. One is that the Liuli God is weak, and he doesn't pay much attention to the God Realm. Tiantian is hiding in his own Liuli pagoda, drunk and dreaming, which can give Wu Wang more opportunities.

The second is that this place is the hinterland of the land of Valkyrie's rule, with fewer bandits and bandits, and the order is clearer, giving Wu Wang a relatively relaxed start.

Many **** realms look good, but in fact they have strong class oppression, ‘collusion between officials and bandits’, and the ascent path is very narrow.

"Uncle Shan, what's your real name?"

Wu Wang asked suddenly.

"Sanshan," Uncle Shan smiled, "I'm the third child at home, but among our brothers, I have the strongest strength!"

The boy tilted his head and asked: "Then why haven't you practiced?"

"Isn't this, I haven't awakened," Uncle Shan sneered, "I've suffered for nothing."

Wu Wang appeared in a daze, then he thought about it carefully, leaning on the wooden pole behind him, and staring at the sparse stars.

The starry sky inside and outside the sky is not the same. The density of stars here is much lower, and it's more like silver sand scattered by someone casually.

He suddenly asked again: "Uncle Shan, you like my auntie green!"

"You, don't talk nonsense!"

Uncle Shan got up a little nervously, turned his head and looked around, and saw that the road in front of the door was empty, and there was laughter from the women in the distance, which made him let out a long sigh of relief.

Uncle Shan glared at Wu Wang and cursed: "You kid! I've been getting better and better every year! I'm more than a hundred years old, so I don't like it!"

"Yo?"

Wu Wang didn't believe it.

The uncle blushed his old face, rubbed his callous and cracked hands, and whispered, "I just want to live with your auntie."

"Then tell it," Wu Wang murmured, "If you don't tell it, you will give you food and skin every day. Aunt Qing thinks you want to recognize her as a goddess."

Sanshan laughed and scolded: "Don't worry about adults, you little kid! What do you know, I grew up with your auntie!"

"Can you wait so long for your childhood sweetheart? Isn't the village married on seventeen or eighteen?"

"Then, there is no need to wait so long."

Sanshan scratched his head:

"While Aunt Qing'er was alive, he took her away, went to a big city hundreds of miles away, and promised her to someone with a solid family.

You don't know, your Qing aunt's ancestor has the blood of the Qingqiu clan, and her parents are like ordinary humans. She has a pair of fox ears, pink and tender, how cute and unique.

At that time, she was thin, tall, and beautiful, and all the men who wanted to marry her were queued up from here to the other mountains.

I can't, I'm pretty ordinary, and I can't delay her. "

Wu Wang whispered: "Why is Aunt Qing's coming back?"

"She couldn't give birth to a child, and her husband died of illness. Her husband's parents said she was unlucky and blasted her out.

As for her own parents, she felt ashamed of her being kicked out of her husband's house. They, who had already settled in that big city, would not let your auntie go home.

Your auntie walked hundreds of miles back to this valley. I helped her rebuild the house, and she lived here again. She went out hunting on her own, and she didn't really socialize with others, and she had a very comfortable life. "

Sanshan sighed softly:

"You must know that she was so angry when she went to that city. I should have taken her away and flew high. At the very least, I can feed her meat and give her good clothes. How can I make her suffer this kind of grievance."

"Aunt Green is not easy."

Wu Wang sighed, with a bit of emotion in his eyes.

Aunt Qing'er should be pretty when she was young, but now that Liu Ruofufeng's waist is missing, she has stacked abdominal muscles, which is completely different from the Qingqiu fox family and half fox in the day.

"Uncle Shan rest early!"

"Don't run away babe!"

In front of Aunt Qing's house, Wu Wang waved his hand vigorously to the uncle who had sent him back. He was still a thin young man. At this moment, he stepped on the steps to barely see Uncle Shan...the top of the stars reflected.

The uncle became bald, but not strong.

It is the opposite of Da Yi, who is practicing according to the method of baldness. -My own subordinate, he hasn't become bald now, but he has quickly become stronger under the protection of Heaven.

Moreover, I became a pair of immortal couples who were not ashamed or embarrassed with Chang'e every day.

It's time to fall asleep.

I am idle here as well, lying in bed and falling asleep, my mind returns to my body, and I can continue to preside over the various tasks of the heavenly path.

But Wu Wang was still a little worried, and wanted to wait for Aunt Qing's return.

Even if I knew that I had seen the scene of Aunt Qing rescuing Xiao Jingwei, it meant that Aunt Qing was absolutely safe before this incident happened.

But he was still a little worried.

Holding his chin, Wu Wang also enjoyed such a young age who could legally sell cuteness.

There are many complicated problems in his mind, these problems are like cotton wool, entwining his Dao Xin, making him a little annoyed.

‘I don’t have a plug-in, so I’m a bit uncomfortable. ’

Wu Wei chuckled softly in his heart.

He can't let Zhong look down on him, nor can he let down such an opportunity to sharpen himself...

In the night, among the stars, a figure appeared at the end of the path, walking deep and shallow.

Wu Wang immediately stood up and looked at the figure.

It seemed that he saw the young man in front of the wooden house. The figure paused, and immediately hurried back in a vigorous walk, with a sack on his shoulder, a long bow slung, and a long knife at his waist.

"Aunt Green!"

Wu Zuo shouted aloud.

Get closer, and the gentle female voice immediately came over: "Why are you still here?"

Aunt Qing's figure can be seen dimly in the night, her head is not too tall, her shoulders are not wide, and her tied hair is a little messy.

Wu Wang hurried forward, trying to take the cloth bag on her shoulder, but was blocked by Aunt Qing'er.

"Don't mess around with your small arms and legs, this is food, it's very heavy."

Wu Wang asked in his youthful voice: "Aunty, have you gone to the store?"

"Yeah, you are still growing, can't always eat the beaten meat, are you hungry?"

"Not hungry!"

Wu Zuo smiled, turned around and ran back into the house, grabbed two flints in the corner, and set up the earthen furnace quickly, with red flames illuminating his cheeks.

"Uncle Shan brought meat porridge just now, I'm going to warm it up for you!"

Aunt Qing'er smiled: "I'm going to eat your Uncle Shan again?"

Through the fire, I could see her slightly blessed and tired face, and her arms with two scars.

With a smile, she took off the hunting suit and hung it on a side wall, lifted the rice bag to the clay pot in the cabinet, and carefully poured the thick rice into it.

This coarse rice is the staple food of the creatures in this **** realm, but it is meaninglessly cheap and not cheap.

Aunt Qing sat down on the only low table in the house, untied the cloth strap tied to her legs, and frowned slightly.

Wu Wei turned his head and looked over. Aunt Qing'er immediately pulled up the trouser legs, took out a small cloth bag on her waist, opened the cloth bag, and put the shells of the same size inside into a piece of wood. In the box, shook the wooden box lightly again, showing a satisfied smile.

Almost enough.

"Auntie," Wu Wang whispered, "take me with me on the mountain next time."

"What are you going to do? Feed those animals a little more fat and sell them for a good price?"

Aunt Green sneered.

She half untied her blouse and exposed her left shoulder, so that she would not expose anything in front of a young man; after she unwrapped the cloth belt at the beginning, her long hair slowly slipped down, with several obvious bend marks. .

Wu Wang poked the fire stick with the fire stick, walked over with grievances in his eyes, and poured a cup of warm water.

"I can dig traps."

"Those guys are smart!"

Aunt Green smiled and said:

"When I first went up the mountain, I was hungry for a few days, and now I can figure out their habits. You can't get hurt.

The martial artist in the town said that if you leave a hidden wound when you are young, or even a small scar, it may affect your future development.

You just keep it at home, and in half a year, go to the town to try it.

If you weren't the material for spiritual practice, when you were twenty, I would take you up the mountain. "

"alright."

Wu Wang raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, "Then I will go to bed first. Aunt, please rest earlier. The porridge is almost hot."

"go Go."

Aunt Qing waved his hand, Wu Wang turned and walked to the corner, lying on the wooden bed, and pulling up the thick animal skin curtain.

Not long after, he heard the sound of walking.

Aunt Qing loves cleaning very much. The first thing is not to eat, but to put out the fire at the bottom of the pot, limpingly carrying the wooden basin and going to the cabin in the courtyard to wash.

Half an hour later, Wu Wei heard the soft sound of drinking porridge, and heard the unbearable muffled sound when Aunt Qing was sitting on the side of the bed in the other corner, applying homemade medicine powder to the wound on her calf.

But soon, the night fell silent.

Some are the sounds of insects in the summer night, the calls of frogs in the distant streams, and the sound of the rustling wind at night.

'Bell? ’

‘Master, I am here. ’

‘Take care of Auntie Green as much as possible. ’

‘Yes, master. ’

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