This Person is Too Serious

There is a saying that it is easier to ask God to give it away.

Wu Wang didn't even think about it at all. He was not only responsible for inviting God, but also responsible for feeding God and serving after he invited God.

Why did he come to destroy the sect?

No wonder, Xiao Jian ran over halfway, saying that it was for safety reasons to come over to be his escort.

Feelings are pits dug here.

The elder frowned and said: "Sovereign, the old man will take him."

"Hey, don't be rough, and respect the Lord God."

Wu Wang smiled a little, and said slowly:

"Just ask a few musicians, the musicians are too gentle.

Create a lion and dragon dance team, get hundreds of firecrackers, solve the formation here, and welcome the arrival of the Lord God.

Of course, don't spread this matter. "

The great elder agreed with a smile, and a black wind rushed towards the resident.

Wu Wang glanced at the sleeping **** of sleep, curled the corner of his mouth, turned and walked out of the door.

Everyone was smiling, but Lin Su frowned slightly, expressing dissatisfaction with the sleeping god's dominance of the cave.

Following that, Wu Wang gave a light sigh.

On the stone wall not far from his bedroom, there was a simple portal, and a gray-white stone frame was inlaid on the mountain wall, just adjacent to his bedroom.

Wu Wang suddenly came in interest, greeted the old aunt and the little fairy, called Shangxiao Swordsman and Mu Daxian, and then had the blue bird as his companion and the snake to clear the way, and he walked straight over.

Pushing open the door, isn't it the temple of the sleeping **** inside?

Dozens of men and women lying or sitting or lying together suddenly panicked, but Wu Wang smiled and said: "Don't panic, I will find a place to rest."

After that, Wu Wang stepped down and went straight to the center bed.

Coming and not going to be indecent as well.

Wu Wang didn't expect to change homes directly with Sleeping God before.

As soon as his buttocks fell and his two shoes flew, Wu Wang was about to lie down on the big bed that looked like a cloud of mist, but he just made a move, and his heart flashed.

Clouds?

Wu Wang turned his head and glanced at the big bed, several thoughts arose in his heart.

The God of Yunmeng is not so funny, so he has become a **** of sleep and turned his body into a bed.

When this is revealed one day, he can still laugh at a group of innate gods and say:

A group of big fools, the body of the **** of sleep, of course is a bed! Hahaha!

If so, lying on an apparently male god

Wu Wang felt a little uncomfortable, and quickly got up, let Suqing prepare a few recliners, and took a few people to sit and rest here, by the way, get a small barbecue and soak hot feet.

What made Wu Wang flattered was that several of the maids took the initiative to bring refreshments to them.

Obviously, the spirit body created by the point of spiritual supernatural power is still somewhat different from the real creature.

Not long after, I listened to the clamor of gongs and drums, firecrackers, and the sound of tsunamis from the mountains, which was extremely lively.

There were a few waves on the wall of the temple on the side, a white face appeared, and his face was full of sleepiness, and then there was a body in a robe and a big bed behind him.

Wu Wang turned his head and said, "Su Qing, let the Great Elder strengthen the formation of the side walls of the cave."

"Yes, master."

"Isn't it just borrowing your place to sleep," the **** of sleep yawned and complained, "As for, it is such a big scene that disturbs my dreams."

"How come your Excellency came to my little courtyard?"

Wu Wang smiled and said, "The sky is big and the earth is big, and the sea is big, where is your home?

My sect is located in a remote, poor mountain and bad water, and there is not even a spirit mine around. You are such a great god, wouldn't it be condescending to come to me? "

"How can this be called condescension?"

Sleeping God smiled and said: "Aren't you imprisoning me in the human domain? I am a prisoner who is so active that I will go directly to your house and wait, and the dungeon will be prepared by myself."

Wu Wang:

Is this dependent on him?

The old man will never reveal his mother's identity directly, and the old man is unlikely to believe in an unknown god.

Wu Wang deliberately tentatively sighed, and shouted with a sad face: "I said Sleeping God, you are a **** after all, and I am just a meta fairyland. What are you doing to me?"

Sleeping God raised his hands, stretched his sleeves, and raised his bushy brows.

"Yuan Fairyland, can you subdue the Snaking Snake?"

The snake snorted coldly, killing Ling Ran.

Wu Wei raised his hand to signal the snake to retreat. The Sleeping God wandered over, his lips moved slightly, but he was saying something directly next to Wu Wei's ear, and no one else could hear the sound.

Even the Xiaojian Taoist could not catch the trace of the sound transmission.

What the Sleeping God said is:

"Essential Wonderland, can it have a body full of divine power, can it have the divine power of a star god?

Young man, you have many secrets, and I also have many secrets. People like us and gods can keep each other secret and become friends.

Where else can I go to Human Domain?

Staying with those human realm practitioners who only hate gods, it's always better to come next to you, the God of Spring Festival, to be comfortable.

I am very curious now, why the Emperor of Heaven added the canonization of you when they were discussing how to canonize Shennong without warning, and also assigned you the corner of Jiuye directly.

Where does your supernatural power come from.

There is also your Dao, which is obviously the Dao of Stars, but it is different from the Dao of the Star God, and it seems that it is not weaker than the Dao of the Star God.

Of course, don't tell me, I don't ask, we all open one eye and close the other.

Life, it's all so easy to pass. "

"Who will live with you!"

Wu Wei gritted his teeth and cursed, his thoughts kept turning, and then he smiled and let Lin Su take a seat.

He said: "Your predecessor is here, and I always feel a little uneasy in my heart."

There was a faint blue light around Sleeping God's body, and the clothes on his body were directly changed into black robe long clothes, and he sat in front of Wu Wang seriously, separated from Wu Wang by a barbecue grill.

Sleeping God said warmly: "I'm here to live here, and I will help you, such a great demon sect, to have a good sleep up and down."

"There is no need for seniors to do anything, this is the hinterland of the human realm, and the sect is very stable."

Wu Wang smiled and said: "Predecessors don’t think that the place where we destroy the sect is small and there are not many people, but the sect industry is still possible. There are hundreds of shops in the human domain, and the exclusive alliance with the master of the human domain for thousands of years The right to cooperate.

If seniors want to take with us, eat, play, and have fun in the human domain, as long as they don't violate the public order, I can order someone to get it for seniors. "

Sleeping God suddenly smiled and squinted.

This guy is really on the road.

But after that, Wu Wang said again: "But how can Senior prove that Senior is not sent by Emperor Zhang and has the heart to murder me?"

"Just know your kid is not that easy to talk."

Sleeping God laughed, his legs crossed, and his face was thinking.

Soon, his voice came to Wu Wang's ears:

"This matter is indeed difficult to prove, and it is impossible for me to tell the true identity of the ontology.

If I just say that I am an ancient **** and don't want to work for the emperor, it is not convincing.

Instead, I have a divine method called Divine Word Art, and the words I utter will be branded into the avenue. I can say that I am definitely not the minion of Dixie. "

Wu Wang groaned a few times and said:

"It's possible that the predecessor did something against me for other things.

Heaven and Earth are not just the Emperor Divine Element, the Queen Mother Xi who refuses to obey the Emperor, the Candle Dragon who was expelled from the sky, and your identity as a predecessor is a mystery. These are all uncertain.

Who can guarantee that the predecessors are not the inner response of the candle dragon in the heavenly palace? "

"Oh?"

"Tsk."

Next to the cloud bed, the two sat opposite each other across the barbecue grill, one with a fat face with a smile, his eyes revealed a little hesitation, and the other with a solemn expression, but with a little expectation in his eyes.

"How about this."

Wu Wang chose a plan and took out a big gourd in his sleeve

"Just tell me what you want me to do, just drink it!"

Sleeping God almost jumped up and grinned at Wu Wang, "I'm really scared of you emperor's Daojiu."

"Senior, you give me a little handle," Wu Wang said, "so that I can rest assured that senior is here, and let my subordinates respect seniors well."

Sleeping God laughed and scolded: "You little fox, how can you be more difficult to fool than the emperor."

Wu Wang said with emotion: "I'm just trying to save my life. Senior has always been trying to fool the younger generation. This is also too different from the younger generation's image of Gao Guangweizheng."

Sleeping God stared: "Then I go?"

Wu Wang's eyes lit up: "I'll contact Renhuang Pavilion and give seniors a place to live, brother Dao!"

Xiao Jiandao immediately stood up.

"Hey, you young man," Sleeping God frowned, "Why don't you know, what is the predecessor's suggestion! Okay, what do you want?"

"let me see."

Wu Wang took out a picture orb with his backhand and groaned a few times.

Upon seeing this, Sleeping God sat back calmly on the throne, and said slowly: "That's it? Why don't I curse a few words about Dixie and let you write it down, so I won't be able to return to the palace."

"It's somewhat rude to scold the Emperor."

Wu Wang sternly said: "I have to admit that after all, the Emperor of Heaven is the maker of the existing order, and all creatures should have a basic respect. Even if he is a mortal enemy, such an insult is not appropriate.

It seems that we are too petty and there is no pattern. "

Sleeping God's eyes lit up, and he exclaimed: "This God is about to look at you with admiration!"

Wu Wang smiled kindly, and said warmly, "Senior might as well read a few poems to this gem."

"Poetry?"

"I'm nonsense, senior, if you listen to the candle dragon, you don't want to go with the emperor, and lock Erxi in the Sleeping Temple."

Sleeping God almost jumped up, glaring at Wu Wang with gritted teeth, and words such as black heart and true black heart kept popping up in his mouth.

Wu Zuo waited with a smile, and when the sleeping **** was about to chant, he raised his hand again.

There was a strange feeling in his heart, as if a chain was gently swinging between the world and the earth, he raised his hand to hold it, and gently pulled it open the door of Xintiandi.

Divine power, divine power.

Fu every spring.

Suddenly there were two blushes on the face of Sleeping God, and his eyes were a little rippling, and he said slowly:

"Candle Dragon is not going to be with Emperor Wei, and Erxi is locked in the Sleeping Temple."

"Crack!"

Wu Wang took out a few photo-retaining orbs from his hands and sleeves, put them in the brocade box, and handed them to the Taoist Xiao.

"Brother Dao, send it to your majesty as soon as possible, please save it, and later as long as my life is in danger, I will throw this thing to the heavenly palace!"

Xiao Jian Taoist stood up and agreed, took the brocade box and turned his head and ran, a strong step has already jumped out of the Sleeping Temple.

The whole process was like moving clouds and flowing water, and I was stunned by the sleeping god.

After that, Sleeping God suddenly reacted and shouted: "It shouldn't be said that if I shoot you, I will do whatever it is, how did you endanger your life!

If this doesn't happen, I still have to protect you! "

Wu Wang blinked: "Did I say that?"

"You! Don't pretend to be confused here!"

"Senior, what do you care about with my junior."

Wu Wang smiled all over his face, got up and pulled the sleeper into the seat, and smiled:

"Come on, **** roasted spirit beast meat with improved seasoning, and taste the real fine wine of our human domain.

Everyone will be your own family from now on, so you're welcome.

What tunes do seniors like to listen to, and what dance dramas do they watch?

Now in our human domain, those biographical essays are particularly popular, and you might like them. "

Sleeping God was full of grief and anger, but soon turned his grief and anger into strength, eating and drinking, and recounting the blackness of Wu Wangdao's heart.

To the side, Lin Suqing, Ling Xiaolan, and Blue Bird all tilted their heads.

Today's Wu Wang, they

I haven't seen it yet.

In order to appease the injured mind of Sleeping God, Wu Wang deliberately took half a month's effort to take the Sleeping God to travel and drink for fun.

Of course, he mainly wanted to take Jade Bird around.

In those long years, with a ray of obsession, she repeated the sea reclamation on the deserted island in the East China Sea.

Taking advantage of the fact that Human Domain is still stable, I should appreciate the prosperity of Human Domain.

Walk around in the city of Fuyu, and go around the secular bazaar.

Lin Suqing was still by her side, and Ling Xiaolan was not pleased with the noisy place, so she waited for Wu Wang to return in Miezong, focusing on her practice.

Sleeping God is quite easy-going, and he is also very interested in the troubles of living beings.

He will go to talk with old people who don't have many years of life, and hear some living beings feel emotional about the time of life.

I will also observe those carefree children, get a little inspiration from them, and draw a little insight in my eyes.

On this day, the two returned to Fuyu City and stopped at the Zuixiang Building, which had already been rebuilt.

Drinking, listening to music, and chatting casually.

Taking advantage of the fact that there were no human domain masters around, Wu Wang finally asked the question he had always wanted to ask.

"How much does Senior know about the Candle Dragon God System?"

"It's okay," Sleeping God tapped his finger on the table, and a ray of blue light passed over. They could talk freely, and the words would not be heard by others, but they could hear the movement from outside.

Sleeping God smiled and said, "It's been a long time since I started to inquire about the gods. It's not bad for you to be patient."

Wu Wang's eyes lit up: "It seems that the predecessors are ready to know everything."

"Hey, there is a limit to knowing everything," Shen Shen sighed, "Can we be more sincere to each other, and less of these ways and words."

"Then I will sincerely tell you the truth," Wu Wang tapped his finger on the table. "It's true that I have been thinking that the enemy's enemy is a friend. Will the Candle Dragon God System and Human Realm join forces to defeat Tiangong? ?"

Sleeping God groaned a few times and said slowly: "This is a bit wishful thinking."

"Oh? Why?"

"If it was before the ancient times, there might still be a glimmer of opportunity. The Candle Dragon God System will have a relatively long process from being a ruler to a weaker party.

But at the time, Human Domain didn't know where it was. "

Sleeping God said: "Nowadays, the Candle Dragon and Diqiang are no longer the Candle Dragon and Diqiang of the year. Diqiang has formed the Avenue of Order, and the Candle Dragon must have incarnate the party that destroyed the order.

The human realm exists based on the order of today. If the order is destroyed, the human realm will be destroyed.

Unless Human Domain is willing to pay the price of ninety-nine percent of deaths and injuries, join forces with Candle Dragon to destroy the existing order and establish a new order.

But whether it is the emperor, you, or those masters at the level of human domain decision-making with some mother-in-laws, they dare not go down with this cruelty.

This is the weakness of Human Domain, and it is more deadly.

In the change of the gods, it is impossible to win without giving up anything. "

Wu Wang sighed: "It's really like this."

"So, Human Domain lacks a king who dares to bear infamy."

Sleeping God smiled: "Of course, what I said must be a bit radical to you.

Gods and creatures are not the same. God's lifespan is unlimited. It depends on the changes in the world and the lifespan of life. It pays attention to inheritance and self-stability.

Just listen to it. "

Wu Wang asked: "Candle Dragon God is a party, besides Zhulong, is there any master? The predecessors have not said that their return is inevitable."

"Well, some avenues in Tiangong are already rotten."

The corner of Sleeping God's mouth curled, and said in a low voice:

"I have been observing from the side that the Tiangong has met all the characteristics of the divine power that is about to be overthrown.

Otherwise, I wouldn't take this opportunity to get out, so I can enjoy the shade under the big tree.

As long as there are problems with one or two of the main avenues of the heavenly palace, the seal of heaven and earth will collapse, and the return of the candle dragon is indeed inevitable.

The master of their side, let me think about the Five Elements God, the Dao of Water is on the side of the candle dragon. The water **** has a deep friendship with the candle dragon. The ancient gods also helped the human race in weak times before the war. "

Wu Wang nodded slowly, resisting the urge to interrupt, and continued to listen to the God of Sleep.

"By the way, the God of Water has a daughter, who is not actually a daughter, but the ice course of the water course.

That was a ruthless character. He almost rewrote the battle that year. The fighting method was very strong and his supernatural powers were very fierce. It could be frozen for 100,000 miles in an instant, and it was more tricky than the Water God.

In addition, there are also the original wind gods, who are not weak due to the fact that they are not weak in strength.

If it is a strong god, Lei Ze, the ancient thunder god, is also quite strong.

However, Zhulong Shen's people, the most unprovoked, is actually a goddess. "

"Who?"

Sleeping God frowned and sighed:

"The God of Qi Luck, the strong **** who is in charge of the fortune of heaven and earth, back then, almost alone, she let the Dixie God System engage in fighting.

This **** has very small eyes and will avenge revenge. She is not strong in fighting skills, but she has three divine attributes.

Every evil turns good, all wishes come true, and the source of good fortune is profound.

Which divine element she is in, which divine element can at least add 20% to the odds of winning.

It was the same in the First World War. If it hadn't been for her to renew his luck, Zhulong would have been defeated.

However, she was dissatisfied with the dragon at that time, did not make a full shot, and she was not backlashed by the Dao, which was very rare. "

Wu Wang raised his hand and held his forehead, feeling that a big danger was written on the top of his head.

After the return of the Candle Dragon God System, it was obvious that it would not work to ask her to solve her own curse by looking for the theory of Luck Dao God.

It can only step into the transcendence by oneself, breaking the spell of the lucky Taoist god.

Sleeping God glanced at Wu Wang in wonder: "What's wrong with you? Hearing this god, his expression is so strange."

"Unexpectedly, there really is a goddess of destiny in this world," Wu Wang said vaguely.

Sleeping God explained with a smile:

"Qiyun and destiny should not be confused. It should be said that there is no way of destiny. The so-called qiyun only relies on the mutual influence between the avenues to make oneself and the general trend of the world develop in harmony, so that there is a smooth flow. That's all.

This goddess of Luck Dao had a lot of pursuers at the time, and was also one of the ten beauty gods in ancient times.

But, she has a weird temperament and always teases suitors. In the past, Di Zhang was also ridiculed by her ~ www.readwn.com~ Wu Wei groaned a few times and asked, "Why didn't Di Zhang fight for the help of the **** of luck? "

"I can't fight for it."

Sleeping God whispered: "She is the daughter of the candle dragon, not the father and daughter of the avenue level like the ice **** or the water god, but the candle dragon and an ancient goddess.

Later, the ancient goddess fell, and the temperament of the candle dragon changed drastically, so he went crazy to destroy the world.

It is too difficult for the **** of luck to betray the candle dragon. "

Wu Wang asked in a low voice: "Then if, I mean if, the ice **** and Yundao **** do something, seniors think, who can win?"

"Ice god, why are you so interested in these goddesses?"

Sleeping God raised his hand and patted Wu Wang's chest, then smiled:

"Fengchun God, the Emperor of Heaven really understands you, don't think too much about it, those are goddesses that can't be seen, one is more fierce than the other.

You are now a body of a demigod, and they can't look at you directly. You might as well work hard, imitate the sages of the human race, grab a road back, and become a generation of strong gods.

Depending on your appearance, you might be able to arouse their interest. "

Wu Wang:

"I think the ice **** should be cold on the surface and gentle in his bones."

"Ice god, gentle?"

"Senior, let's be careful in our words and deeds, and we will be careful in our words and deeds."

"What are you afraid of," Sleeping God said with a smile, "Let's talk freely, can they still hear outside the sky? What are you afraid of."

Wu Wang's eyes were full of deep meaning, and he said slowly: "Qi, can you be frozen by the ice?"

"It's impossible to be self, and air is not just water."

Sleeping God's expression quickly became a little dull, and he stared at Wu Wang for a while.

"I just said it casually, and the senior listened casually," Wu Zuo smiled and put down the teacup, and raised his chin to the stage directly in front. "Look, they dance really well."

Sleeping God's hand holding the tea trembled slightly.