This Person is Too Serious

In the restaurant, sings and dances, shadows and shadows, the curtains are filled with fairy light.

At the railings on the second and third floors, many middle-aged men and women drink and laugh, never looking at the situation below.

Actually

There are many immortal soldiers on the street, and masters everywhere in the building.

Dao Dao Immortal Consciousness falls on the square table. Once there is any abnormality, there will be thousands of streams of light directly directed at the chubby Congenital God.

This matter was not arranged by Wu Wang. The man behind the sword was Liu Bairen and Liu Pavilion.

Among the small group of senior leaders in Human Domain, there are inevitably differences on how to deal with Sleeping God.

Looking at the wine table again, it was a happy scene.

Sleeping God’s chubby smiley face is full of the words ‘survival’, and even if there is nothing to talk about in the scene, he can quickly heat up the venue.

Which innate **** likes beauty, which innate **** likes to kill, which innate **** has a stubborn character, and which innate **** is so-so.

It really seems like that.

Wu Wang set up a game in order to probe the bottom of Sleeping God.

The three major killers can't be held down first, let's see what useful information the Sleeping God can reveal.

"Friends of Daoist," Wu Wang tapped his finger on the table and whispered, "It is true that I am particularly interested in the powerful gods of your heavenly palace, and I have always been a little confused.

Why can the Star God monopolize the Northern Wilderness, but Da Si Ming and Shao Si Ming do not even have a fief? "

"This is the previous agreement between the Star God and the Heavenly Emperor," Sleeping God said with a smile, "As for what the agreement has been made, it is not something that a little **** like us can know.

Speaking of Da Si Ming and Shao Si Ming, I was beaten by Da Si Ming this time. "

Wu Wang answered, "Oh? What do you say?"

"Wuwang... Fellow Daoist knows something."

Sleeping God sighed, and then began to mutter for a while, telling the whole story of the canonization.

At first, it was the young man who ordered the emperor to offer advice. Before the war, to seek a chance to reconcile with the human domain, the emperor listened to this strategy and summoned several ministers.

Wu Wang smiled and inserted a sentence: "The main will of the emperor has been sleeping, and what will appear in the heaven at this time is actually the will of the emperor entrusted in the avenue of order."

Sleeping God was visibly stunned, and muttered: "Good fellow, how do you know this secret?"

"Ah, I met the Emperor, he told me."

Wu Wang held up the wine glass in front of him and took a sip.

Xiaojian, the Great Elder, and the cultivators here, they just thought Wu Wang was joking.

The sleeping **** murmured to himself: "The Avenue of Order will find you? Are you a key part of maintaining the current order of heaven and earth? God of Spring, disrespectful."

Wu Wang smiled and said: "It's just your Majesty who talked about it.

However, fellow Taoists did not deny that it was the Avenue of Order itself that was in charge in the Heavenly Palace at this time.

This is rather important news. "

[This is a tactical strategy to make Sleeping God mistakenly believe that important secrets have been leaked, thereby lowering the opponent's bottom line of defense. 】

Unexpectedly, the **** of sleep showed a somewhat silly smile: "I am a **** of sleep, and my biggest role is to help some impatient innate gods sleep. How do I know these things?

Drinking and drinking, let's continue to talk about this time. "

"Friends, please speak."

Wu Zuo said with a smile, and ordered another round of food and drink.

Sleeping God took a sip of the wine and took a sip of the fermented wine, with a long "ha", and began to pour his stomach full of bitter water.

The young chief ordered to offer advice and the Emperor of Heaven summoned several ministers to discuss reconciliation with the human domain, and to make Shennong the **** of fire, allowing him to live forever and become a true **** of fire. The condition was to return the road of fire to order.

At the beginning, the young man proposed that the Avenue of Fire could be like the Avenue of Stars and the Avenue of Heavenly Punishment, maintaining relative independence and not being restricted by the Heavenly Palace, making people feel at ease.

After all, what the Heavenly Palace wants is the Great Avenue of Fire to fill the seal of heaven and earth and eliminate the possibility of the return of the Candle Dragon God System.

But after they discussed and discussed, the taste changed.

"It's the big secretary who is picking up things," Sleeping God sighed, "I also listened to others.

The chief commander said at the time that the harm of the human domain is better than that of the candle dragon, and that the provocation of the divine power by the creatures will completely destroy the current order of heaven and earth.

Once the heavenly palace loses its suppression of the living beings, the living beings will gradually perish in internal fighting, and heaven and earth will usher in dead silence. "

Xiao Jiandao frowned and said: "This great commander is serious..."

"Then?" Wu Wang urged.

Sleeping God's eyes were a little blurred, and he sighed:

"Then, Shao Siming and Da Siming had a big quarrel in front of the Emperor of Heaven, and half of the palace felt the confrontation between the two avenues.

The Avenue of Order suppressed them, and the Emperor of Heaven determined to decreed the canonization of the human emperor.

Then Da Si Ming became tempted. He insisted that the righteous **** should be sent to declare the decree, so that it appeared that Tiangong paid enough attention to this matter.

Shao Si Ming is a good god. He said that when the innate **** came to the human domain, he would be torn apart, and the Heavenly Palace would have added losses for nothing. This canonization and peace talks would definitely not end.

The two gods were at odds with each other, and their brother and sister had never quarreled like this. "

Wu Wang smiled and said, "Then the Emperor of Heaven adopted Da Si Ming's suggestion on this point."

"Yes," the **** of sleep smiled, but the smile was a little stiff, "then there are the fifteen righteous draws with the lowest merits in the heavenly palace, I am in the fortune, ha ha ha..."

"Draw?"

The great elder was full of astonishment at the side, "This is such an important thing, after all!"

The **** of sleep sighed quietly, and then said:

"I have said so much, but I actually want to tell you that I am really one of the most useless gods in the Heavenly Palace, and even the acquired deity canonized like the Fengchun God is a bit stronger than me.

Like what made a large group of masters fall asleep, I really can't use this magical power.

The strength of the innate gods lies in the distance between the avenue and the origin of heaven and earth. The purer the avenue, the stronger the strength of the gods born.

My way of dreaming is one of the hundred trails that have been derived from the birth of the Great Way of Living Beings to serve living things.

My avenue is very simple.

[If you are tired, you must rest. 】

I... Sigh! It's all in this glass of wine! "

Sleeping God raised his head and drank the wine in his glass, tears flickering in his eyes, and he whispered:

"It's too difficult for me."

Wu Wang:...

The performance traces are slightly heavier.

In that case, don't blame him for being cruel.

Please kill!

"Daoist, you are so difficult. I didn't expect that being a **** in Tiangong would be so awkward. Today, no matter what else... Brother Xiao Jiandao, let all the masters retreat.

The Sleeping God has already said so, if we push him, is there any empathy? "

With a soft bang, Wu Wang took out a big pale yellow gourd with the sound of running water inside.

"Friends...No, Brother Sleeping, I will accompany you for a good drink today."

Seeing this, Sleeping God hurriedly said: "I laughed, laughed, this is so embarrassing, I said so emotionally at the moment, it made you laugh at Fengchun brother."

"Try this."

Wu Wang unplugged the gourd plug, a peculiar fragrance spread, and with his fingers, a clear liquid flew into the cup in front of Sleeping God.

Wu Wang smiled and said:

"This wine is the only one in Human Domain, and I have never shared it with anyone.

This is a reward given by my majesty that I broke the case of Qiongqi mixing into the Renhuang Pavilion that year and knocked down the fourth main hall of the Ten Killing Hall.

The wine brewed by His Majesty the Emperor himself, the wine of the avenue!

You ask Brother Xiao Jiandao and Grand Elder, have they tasted it? "

The two shook their heads for a while, and then looked at the wine glass in front of the sleeping god.

"Wine made by the emperor?"

Sleeping God's eyes lit up, he picked it up and smelled it, and his pale face began to turn red gradually.

He murmured: "Good wine, really good wine, it's hard to see such a wine in Tiangong."

"Come on," Wu Wang poured himself a glass, and invited him, "Let's drink this glass."

The corner of Sleeping God's mouth twitched slightly, and he muttered, "Really want to drink?"

"I really want to drink it."

"Must drink?"

Wu Wang smiled and said, "If you have wine now, but now you are drunk, don't live too tired!"

"Your human domain is really good. There are different ways to persuade wine."

Sleeping God closed his eyes, drank the drink in front of him, a rhyme of Taoism filled his body, but he couldn't do anything wrong.

Wu Wang stretched his fingers and filled another cup. The sleeping **** burped, and he started to fiddle with his hair, fidgeting.

In this way, after three or five cups of wine, the eyes of the **** of sleep became... thief bright!

Wu Wang also kept raising his hands and supporting his forehead.

But he, who had drank this wine with Senior Shennong, is fashionable and sensible.

That is, the head has started to hurt.

Unconsciously, the second ‘killer’ has already appeared.

An old woman sits behind the screen, bowing her head and stroking the strings, wisps of rhyme have entangled several people on the table.

Xuan Nvzong, the Supreme Elder.

Such a one or two killer, and then cooperate with the third killer-walking heart, original heart, original heart Dafa;

Wu Wang didn't believe it, he couldn't open the mouth of the sleeping **** today.

Don't rush to ask some sensitive questions. At this time, the **** of sleep is still sober, waiting for the stamina to diffuse.

Wu Wang caught the jealous spirit fish and asked in a low voice: "Brother Sleeping, do you think Shao Si Ming is really innocent or just made?"

"She, she's a silly girl, she doesn't even know if she is used by her brother."

Sleeping God sneered, picked up a handful of Lingguo seeds, grabbed it by his hand and knocked, his tone of voice was a hundred times stronger than before.

He said:

"The Great Way of Life was originally too strong, so it was divided into two, and there were two Great Ways of Shouyuan and Multiplication, and then two gods were born.

The Emperor of Heaven had predicted that the avenue of life would meet again. The problem now is that the avenue of death has not yet reached the point where it can rival the avenue of life.

The **** of death has been changed for several times, and each time he collapsed and couldn't bear the suffering of the creatures when he died. This **** who was supposed to be the trump card of the Heavenly Palace was always unbearable.

In fact, gods related to living beings are easy to collapse themselves.

Da Si Ming and Shao Si Ming had such signs for a long time.

It’s just that Da Si Ming has been messing around since ancient times, and he has suffered a backlash;

Shao Si Ming, in fact, was also affected, but because of the backlash received by Propagation Avenue, all of them are beautiful and sweet, so her personality will become more and more gentle.

Innate gods are soft-hearted first, and they are talking about being too young.

She is really innocent.

When she went to offer advice this time, she simply felt that there was no way for life and death during the war, and she felt distressed.

Shao Si Ming loves creatures because she really loves creatures. "

"It turned out to be so."

Wu Wang rubbed his reddish nose, and laughed, "Don't tell me, the young secretary is so hey..."

"Lingxiu, isn't it? Pretty, isn't it?

Hahaha! You haven't seen her real appearance, her real appearance is long silver hair, that looks, that temperament! "

Sleeping God licked melon seeds, winked at Wu Wang, and smiled:

"But don't think about it, it's too far."

Snake frowned and said, "How do you know!"

Wu Wang scolded, "Shut up, how do you talk to Brother Sleeping?"

It almost broke a big deal!

Ming Snake shut up immediately.

The Sleeping God who had been extremely jealous of the Snaking Snake before, looked up and down a few times at the Singing Snake, his gaze was unfettered, and even a little sneered.

"Controlled by the curse? The fierce **** is really unbearable. What's the use of divine power? There is no way to rely on it."

Ming Snake became angry when he heard this, but was reprimanded by Wu Wang a few times, and could only lower his head to suppress the fire.

——At this moment, she was also unconsciously affected by the sound of the piano, and her mood was very unstable.

Sleeping God was still muttering next to him: "Yes, yes, just like this, where did you get this curse?"

"Our majesty gave it."

Wu Wang grinned and muttered: "Say something disrespectful, our majesty will really cheat me. I'm just like a brick. I can move it wherever I need it.

Come and drink! "

Sleeping God touched Wu Wang with his wine glass, and frowned, "Drink... Do you look down on me if you don't drink it all?"

While talking, there were two or three cups of wine.

Wu Wang continued to complain about his own difficulty, fighting against the Ten Ferocious Hall, fighting against the Ferocious God, fighting against the Great Commander, and also going to do carpentry and trimming and shearing the big tree in Human Domain.

Sleeping God hiccuped and said with a smile: "Is it used by someone?"

"You can't say that either," Wu Wang smiled implicitly.

"What are you talking about, just say it," Sleeping God waved his hand, "We are all working for these strong gods, who cares about our feelings? Look, the Heavenly Emperor, the Heavenly Candle Dragon, and the Human Emperor, It's all the same in the bones.

They are rulers, and we are working for them.

Brother, it’s not that I’m the elder brother without mentioning you... all of this is useless, you know?

If you want to live long, you have to learn one thing. "

Wu Wang muttered, "Gou Ming?"

"No, no, it's fishing."

Sleeping God smiled, that white and disorderly fat face was full of lust, and he leaned forward and whispered to Wu Wang, "You know, brother, where and when did I catch the fish? ?"

"Just from the beginning of the heavenly palace," Wu Wang pretended not to take it seriously.

"Tiangong, that's a fart! Hahahahahahahaha!"

The Sleeping God laughed loudly and whispered: "Count forward, three gods, when the heaven and earth first appeared innate gods, this is my brother and I!"

The chubby hand was two.

"Bringing, are you the second innate **** born?"

Sleeping God dissatisfied: "Why is this bragging? I was born in the second batch! Regarding seniority, be the same as Dixie!"

Xiao Jiandao stared his eyes and almost drew his sword.

This sleeping **** said before that he was born after the birth of a creature; and before the birth of a creature, there have been several generations of gods, and the innate gods are constantly changing.

If what he said is true!

Sleeping God smiled, watching Wu Wang's unbelief, and continued:

"I'll tell you this, really, what's the use of giving them my life?

Let’s say that the strongest **** I was the first to follow, his ultimate avenue was to return the heaven and the earth to disorder, then create the ruins, and re-establish the road in the ruins of the ruins.

Then he lost to the will of order.

In fact, looking forward from now on, most of the battles...hiccup! That was the fact that order finally defeated chaos, otherwise it would not be possible to have such a prosperous scene of life today.

The strongest **** I and the second one followed, his ultimate way is to walk out of this world, which is to completely cut off the connection with this world, and then he committed suicide.

From then on ~www.readwn.com~ Brother, I want to understand.

What is imaginary is imaginary!

These people who walked earlier than you and who are stronger than you want to make you work for them, so they first draw a pie for you and give you some promises, and then when we are worthless, they kick us away.

What is the picture?

Since the Third God Generation, I have hidden myself, my brother, in a place where no one can find it.

Then I can't hide it completely. If you don't communicate with other gods for too long, your consciousness will fall into silence, and you will be able to understand at a higher level in the future that the great avenues have the power to assimilate the innate gods.

So I found this trail and pinned my consciousness here.

Hehehe, I endured three **** generations, and all three **** generations didn't tell the other gods the secret.

But it's suffocated for me!

Come for a drink!

Today I also met my brother. Let's talk and speculate, otherwise I will tell you this?

me……"

After sleeping with God's Words, he opened his mouth, raised his head, and looked at Wu Wang who was smiling but not smiling in front of him.

In the next instant, he stood up suddenly, and a large number of masters immediately appeared around him.

This is anxious:

"I... I was drunk and joking, don't take it seriously...

No, is our routine so deep? No misunderstanding, every spring god! you!

Stop playing the piano! You, your wine has a problem! "

Wu Wang calmly put the picture orb in his hand on the palm of the great elder, then looked at the sleeping **** with a serious face, and said with a smile: "It's all like this, continue to drink."

"What do I do!"

The **** of sleep raised his hand to cover his eyes, slowly squatted down, and quickly stood up again and sat back to his original position.

He brought a cup of Daojiu and gritted his teeth and said: "Drink! Anyway, I don't want to hang around in the palace anyway. There is a problem with this big commander, and the candle dragon is coming back soon. Go early and get out!"