This Person is Too Serious

: Broadcasting Classics: The Laughter of the Sovereign

The dense forest covered by formations;

The short and not intense fight ended for a moment.

Wu Wang looked at the magical artifacts displayed in front of him, as well as a few low-level storage magic weapons on the side, and showed a gratified smile.

This Yang Wudi’s attainments in the way of ‘jikuo’ can also be called a master.

The ‘lost owner’ Yang Wudi stood aside with a full face of grievance, watching the suzerain continue to disassemble and assemble his ancestral magic tools, he wanted to remind the suzerain to handle them with care, but he was a little afraid, his heart like a ceramic vat kept trembling …

This is all, the basis of his fighting skills against the enemy.

“Deacon Yang, come and help.”

After Mao Aowu greeted him, Yang Wudi hurried over and interrogated the group of monks together.

The two followed Wu Wang’s simple instructions——

First use Xianli to make a small sound-proof barrier, and bring the monks into it one by one in turn. Every time they interrogate the same question, every time they come out, they will stun the previous monk who was interrogated, and throw them aside casually, with a few points. smileReferral to the next one.

Soon, confessions with similarities and minor differences fell into Mao Aowu’s hands, and he recorded them with the magic weapon of taking photos.

“Look, suzerain, the process of these people’s murder is similar to what we expected.”

General Mao Ao presents the phonograph magic weapon to Wu Wang, but Wu Wang raises his hand and refuses.

Wu Wang said: “This is the case file of your Renhuang Pavilion. It is not convenient for me to look at it. Is there any detail in it that we have missed?”

Mao Aowu sighed: “It can only be said that the suzerain’s housekeeper, Lin Suqing, is really lucky, and her fate is very…”

[This group of monks who murdered and seized treasures came from a nearby immortal sect called ‘Water Lin Tianzong’.

This time, the chief elder in the sect personally led the team, leading a few trusted elders and their own disciples to loot Liufeng Jianzong and Qingfeng Wangyuemen.

The reason was that an elder from the Qingfeng Wangyue Gate brought a few treasures to a shop opened by the Shuilintian Sect in a certain town, and exchanged them for a few magic weapons, and was targeted by the Shuilintian Sect. Send someone to investigate secretly.

When Shui Lin Tianzong confirmed that there were still many treasure mines in Qingfeng Wangyuemen, and found that this was just a little-known little sect, he immediately became malicious. 】

Yang Wudi muttered, “Then what’s the matter with Guan Liufeng Sword Sect?”

“A purely innocent disaster, heck, it’s purely a disaster.”

Mao Aowu folded his arms, leaned against the tree trunk, and continued to narrate:

“According to the masterminds, they didn’t notice that there were two sects at first, and they thought they were one sect and two lines.

Moreover, the two sects are too close to each other, if Qingfeng Wangyuemen is moved, Liufeng Jianzong will definitely not be able to hide it.

They took advantage of the night to raid and subdue the monks of these two sects with ease, and took them to the opposite direction of the ‘Water Lintian Sect’ with their magic power. They traveled thousands of miles deliberately to destroy the corpses and traces.

Then he made a detour and went back to this place to torture the elders of the Qingfeng Wangyue Gate and ask where the treasure mines came from. ”

Wu Wang frowned and asked: “Did they find Su Qing?”

“No, that’s why I said that Lin Suqingfu had a great destiny, and left the mountain gate half a day early to avoid disaster.”

Mao Aowu sighed, and continued:

“The confession did not mention Lin Suqing, or a certain female disciple.

Although the survivors of the Qingfeng Wangyue Sect oppressed their disciples and had poor conduct, they did not confess Lin Su lightly.

Maybe it’s because their conscience is still alive. ”

Wu Wang looked at the elders in the Qingfeng Wangyue Gate, they were trapped in a barrier by Mao Aowu, most of them had dull eyes at this moment, and they had lost much aura.

“Where are the others at Qingfeng Wangyuemen?”

“They were killed,” Mao Aowu said, “they left only the elders in charge, and the young disciples were dealt with along with the members of the Liufeng Sword Sect.”

Yang Wudi scolded: “Who is the Demon Sect? This is digging out the roots!”

“Invincible,” Wu Wang said, “I trouble you to take these people back from the Qingfeng Wangyue Gate first.”

“Yes,” Yang Wudi agreed, then turned around and asked again, “Sect Master, do you mean to take them to join Fairy Lin, or…”

He made a gesture between his neck.

It looks a bit magical.

Wu Huang smiled and said: “Take them to Fuyu City, rent a small yard for them to live in first, and let them choose by themselves after this storm is over.

By the way, leave the Taoist left, and a victim will need to speak up later. ”

“Yes, this subordinate understands.”

Yang Wudi cupped his hands in salute, glanced at the magic weapons in front of the suzerain, turned and left with a bit of pain.

Followed by another sentence: “Brother Mao, write it down for me, Invincible’s reward will be doubled this time.”

This bald-headed man was immediately full of energy, valiant and high-spirited, striding like a shooting star, with streaks of blood around his body!

Many monks who were arrested trembled in fright.

Wu Wang picked up the few storage magic weapons, and put away the ingenious magic weapons in front of him, and prepared to study them in detail later.

“Brother Mao, when will the support from Renhuang Pavilion arrive?”

“It should be soon,” Mao Aowu said with a smile, “Actually, there is no need to recruit too many people for this matter, I will just bring these people back to the nearest branch pavilion.”

“No, it’s easy to be bitten back, saying that Moxiu is targeting Xianzong.”

Wu Wang looked at the Taoist from Zuodong, and called out to the real person from Zuodong through a voice, indicating that the real person from Zuodong came to the corner to meet him.

The lord suzerain again ordered Mao Ao Wudao:

“I will tell Taoist Zuodong how to say it later, Brother Mao, you must keep a low profile this time, and don’t be greedy for credit. If you can share more credit this time, share more.

I suddenly had a bad feeling just now…”

“What premonition?”

Mao Aowu looked at the young suzerain in front of him, but he couldn’t see through the light in the suzerain’s eyes.

“This matter may get out of control, and we must completely isolate Miezong and Suqing from the outside, for fear of getting burned.”

On the other side, the Taoist from Zuodong who hurried over had already seen Wu Huang’s figure.

The old man was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears, bent his legs and fell to his knees on the muddy grass, crying and howling in the forest.

Its voice is mournful and touching.

…As Wu Wang said, this matter really made a big fuss.

That day, Yang Wudi took the survivors of the Qingfeng Wangyuemen away first, and Wu Huang gave instructions to the Taoist of Zuodong and Mao Aowu for a long time; it didn’t stop until the two streamers appeared hundreds of miles away and the support from Renhuang Pavilion arrived. Next words.

Wu Wang regarded himself as Mao Aowu’s little brother, and watched the development of the situation from the sidelines.

Mao Aowu sent out a signal to meet up with two inspectors, a man and a woman, and explained the cause and effect of the incident in detail, and asked them to take away the murderers and Zuodong real person.

General Mao Ao sent Wu Huang back to Fuyu City, and hurried to the branch of Renhuang Pavilion.

For the Shui Lin Tian Sect, Renhuang Pavilion quickly dispatched hundreds of immortal soldiers and sealed off their mountain gate.

The reason why Qingfeng Wangyuemen was targeted by this Xianzong was deliberately downplayed, it was just said that Shuilin Tianzong saw the money and decided to murder him.

The development of things up to this point is basically within Wu Wang’s arrangement.

The order of the human domain is not the law of the jungle.

It is almost an unforgivable crime for the powerful Xianzong to plunder the weak Xianzong.

——If the wind doesn’t stop, Human Domain doesn’t have to fight against the Outer Gods, and internal friction alone will lead to its own collapse.

It is difficult for the Xianzong who has grown stronger by exploiting the weak Xianzong to sincerely guard the border of the human domain.

To put it simply, Shui Lin Tianzong committed a big taboo.

The murderer was quickly convicted, and the furious Master Renhuang Pavilion ordered the murderer to be executed. The Shuilin Tianzong disintegrated on the spot, and wrote the cause and effect of the incident into a notice, which was posted in major cities and towns in the human domain.

The problem lies in the last step.

As soon as this matter was announced, there was an uproar from the north and the south of Human Domain, and the immortals and demons quarreled endlessly.

First, some magic masters stood up and insinuated that Xianzong was a hypocrite, who appeared to be indifferent to fame and fortune, but in fact was extremely dirty, far inferior to their whimsical magic cultivators.

At first, all the immortal sects ignored it. After all, it was the scum of the immortal way. This matter did not hurt much and was extremely insulting.

But as more and more demon masters ridiculed the immortal way, some immortal masters couldn’t help but retort.

After going back and forth like this, in less than half a month, the human realm was boiling.

There is a war of scolding from all over the world, and the fairies and demons talk about justice.

There are barks and vulgar words in the eyes, and vulgar words are in the ears.

Fortunately, the Renhuang Pavilion responded in time and ordered the immortals and demons not to fight in time.

Although the vast majority of monks are still restrained, in many areas, sporadic monks have started dating, and there have been many bloody incidents.

Wu Wang originally didn’t want to take care of these things, and he also believed that the senior’s subordinates could handle such things well.

It wasn’t until… in front of his shop in Floating Cloud City that two groups of monks confronted each other for two days and two nights, which seriously affected the operation of the shop, that Wu Wang had no choice but to recall Mao Aowu who was busy.

Mao Aowu hurried to Fuyu City, and went straight to the Miezong restaurant in the city – Guantao Tower, which was already full of customers.

As soon as he reached the top floor, before he had time to calm down his immortal power, he heard Dingdong Xianle coming from ahead; Mao Aowu went looking for the sound with a big sword on his back, and was led into a compartment by Yang Wudi who came to greet him.

Pushing open the door, the music became clearer.

Five handsome female disciples of the Black Desire Sect, each with their own strengths, can be seen rehearsing dances to the music.

You can see two reclining chairs near the window, as well as an old man and a young man lying on the reclining chairs. A few female disciples tapped gently with small wooden hammers, and two people on the left and right were slowly fanning the wind.

You can also see the chilled fruit brew in the wooden barrel, the incense burner emitting smoke, the exquisite carpet, the steaming cooked food, and a group of colorful butterflies dancing outside the window…

This!

Mao Aowu held his breath and stared, although he knew that his patriarch’s younger brother was good at enjoying, but he didn’t expect the great elder to be so!

Fall! corruption! This is really… too corrupt!

Wu Wang raised his hand and said, “Give Brother Mao an extra seat.”

for a moment.

“Ah, comfortable.”

Mao Aowu closed his eyes and let out a sigh of relief. His feet were soaked in the steaming wooden barrel, and his realm seemed to have been sublimated.

He didn’t forget the business, and asked in a low voice: “Sect Master, why did you send someone to call me back in such a hurry? There is a shortage of manpower at the Renhuang Pavilion, and you are really going crazy inside and out.”

The Great Elder closed his eyes and concentrated on it, as if he had fallen asleep.

Wu Wang signaled the surrounding female disciples to go down, while Yang Wudi closed the curtain and covered the place with a barrier of immortal power.

Wu Wang asked: “How does the Renhuang Pavilion plan to deal with this battle of curses between immortals and demons?”

“Alas,” Mao Aowu sighed, “how else can we deal with it? There have been many such scolding battles before. The dispute between immortals and demons has a long history.

Wu Wang picked up the luminous cup and took a sip, “So, wait for the monks to calm down by themselves?”

Mao Aowu shook his head and smiled wryly.

He said:

“We can only wait for the anger to calm down… Well, this matter must be dealt with, and we must kill everyone to make an example.

This kind of situation was actually expected by the Pavilion Master and the others, but it was only expected, the fire this time was more violent than before.

By the way, suzerain, is the Zuodong Taoist settled? ”

“He has been asked to hide his name incognito so as not to be affected,” Wu Wang said, “Didn’t you see that Su Qing is not here? Her master has undergone a big change, so she still spends more time with the old man to be filial and kind. ”

“Sect Master, why did you call me back?”

“Brother Mao, do you want to get a high position in Renhuang Pavilion?” Wu Hua said with a smile in his eyes, “This time is a good opportunity.”

Mao Aowu was a little puzzled, and muttered: “What’s the use of a high position? The salaries of Renhuang Pavilion are similar.”

“If the sect really wants to become bigger and stronger, there must be an elder occupying a place at the top of the Renhuang Pavilion,” Wu Wang said seriously, “This is actually for the sect.”

“Brother is not this material.”

“Take it as a contribution to the sect.”

The Great Elder said aside: “The sect needs you to stand up.”

Mao Aowu frowned and thought for a while, then nodded slowly: “Then I will stand up.”

“Here,” Wu Huang stuffed a jade talisman into Mao Aowu’s palm, “Dinghai Three Strategies, you must try your best to present the above strategy to the Master of the Renhuang Pavilion in your own way.”

“what is this?”

Mao Aowu pinched the jade talisman and looked at it for a while, his face changed again and again, and soon his eyes were bright and happy, and he turned to look at Wu Huang.

“Yes, can you tell me in detail?”

Wu Wang scolded with a smile: “I don’t understand why you have so many expressions?”

Mao Aowu smiled embarrassingly: “I understand a little bit, and I’m afraid there may be misunderstandings.”

Wu Wang suppressed his smile and explained in detail for a while.

The first strategy is actually very simple. The Renhuang Pavilion arrests people on a large scale, and directly detains the most lovable people who jumped in this scolding battle. Start this scolding war.

If there are people from the ten evil halls, they will be dealt with directly and the list will be announced to the public.

If no one from the Hall of Ten Evils is caught, those who should be released will be released, and a fake list will be made directly and announced to the public.

No matter what, the Hall of Ten Fiends must be allowed to take the blame, so as to divert the firepower of the monks of the immortal and demon realms.

The second strategy is not troublesome. Renhuang Pavilion invites influential masters on both sides of the immortal way and the magic way to stand up, let them talk about the difficulty of the human realm, remember the bitterness and think about the sweetness, and promote the concept of great unity of the human realm.

The third strategy is a little more difficult.

Let the Renhuang Pavilion hold a banquet or a commendation meeting in the name of the Emperor.

Gather the leaders of the top 200 sects of the immortal and devil sects together, eat and chat, and enhance the friendship between the immortal and demon sects…

Before Mao Aowu’s foot bath was cold, the silver-haired fairy left Fuyu City in a hurry.

However, in three days, the Renhuang Pavilion made a heavy blow, arrested hundreds of masters of the two ways of immortals and demons, and released most of them within half a day.

This made the think tanks on the side of the Hall of Ten Evils very puzzled, and they also asked why spies appeared on their side.

But five days later, a group of gray-haired masters appeared in the sects and towns, told the stories of the past, and advised contemporary monks to respect and love each other.

Half a month later, the scolding war between the immortals and demons in the Human Realm gradually subsided, and Renhuang Pavilion sent out invitations to invite the top 400 suzerain heads of the two sects of immortals and demons to gather in the main pavilion of Renhuang Pavilion.

What shocked thousands of monks was that His Majesty Shennong Yandi will appear at this banquet!

All the monks were full of energy, as if spring was coming in the Human Domain, and those monks who had nothing to do with the banquet were inexplicably happy and their thoughts were somewhat clear.

And the real ‘behind the scenes’ who contributed to this matter was practicing in a restaurant in Fuyu City when he received the gilded invitation from Renhuang Pavilion.

Wu Wang took a sip of the wine from the luminous cup, ate a mouthful of the roasted thousand-year-old beast’s front elbow, and hummed a light-hearted little tune.

Father-in-law, how are you doing recently?

To become immortals to meet?

“Haha! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha!”

Classic Broadcast: The Laughter of the Sovereign.

The disciples of the sect destroyers around looked at the eyes of the suzerain, and became more and more reverent.

Concert Tickets

After lying down for more than a month, Lan Xuanyu’s body was naturally a little weak, but his appetite did not decrease at all. After three days of eating, he finally recovered most of his physical strength. In the hospital, he began to lie down.

The principal and teachers of the academy have all come to see him in person. After confirming that he is all right, they are naturally happy.

Qiu Yuxin told him about his admission to the high-energy youth class, and Ye Lingtong had already gone.

But Lan Xiao and Nan Cheng obviously don’t want their son to think about this now, and everything will wait for him to fully recover.

“Mom, I want to be discharged from the hospital.” Lan Xuanyu has come to grind Nancheng many times.

Nan Cheng said angrily, “Let’s stay for a few more days. You need to take care of yourself. After all, you’ve been in a coma for so long.”

Lan Xuanyu said: “However, I can take care of myself at home! And it’s much better than here. Mom, I don’t want to live in the hospital anymore.”

“Okay, okay. Mom, go and ask the doctor. If the doctor agrees with you to be discharged, you can be discharged.” Nan Cheng had already asked. I have always been worried, so I let him stay for a few more days.

At this moment, the nurse pushed in the door, holding a paper bag in her hand.

“Ms. Nan, this should be your courier.” The nurse handed the paper bag to Nan Cheng, “This courier is a bit strange, it just wrote Xuanyu’s ICU number when he was hospitalized, but didn’t write his name.”

“Huh? Could it be from Tianluo College?” Nan Cheng frowned, then she tore open the courier and took out the contents.

Those were three thick sheets of paper, each about half the size of a book, with hot stamping stamps on them, and they were very ornately made. And there is a special authentication chip.

“Young Master Le concert tickets?” The nurse suddenly screamed, and when she called out, she realized that she had lost her temper, but her eyes on Nan Cheng had completely changed.

Nan Cheng was also in a daze. Tickets for Young Master Yue’s concert? what’s the situation? Did my husband buy this? However, Lan Xiao didn’t tell her about it!

“Wow, that’s amazing. It seems to be a front-row ticket. Ms. Nan, how did you buy it? Do you know? The fans in our major cities in Tianluoxing are going crazy these days. Young Master Le is here. The new song was announced at the first concert. It’s super, super nice. The fans of Tianluo City are really happy. The next stop is our Ziluo City, it seems to be tomorrow night. Tickets are a few months early It was sold out before! How can you still get the tickets now?”

Nan Cheng himself was also very puzzled, “Who sent this? Did you write it?”

The nurse shook her head, “No sender’s name. It’s an anonymous courier. But no matter who sent it, it’s definitely a good thing! That’s Young Master Le!”

Nan Cheng’s heartbeat also accelerated a little bit. It’s not a day or two that she likes Young Master Le. She has been paying attention since Young Master Le debuted, but she never thought about going to a concert. Concert tickets are quite expensive. Unexpectedly, the dream came true so quickly, and three tickets appeared in front of him.

“Mom, is that Young Master Le?” Lan Xuanyu asked curiously.

“Well, yes. I don’t know who gave us the tickets so kindly. Well, mom will go through the discharge procedures for you first.”

“OK.”

Lan Xuanyu was discharged from the hospital smoothly, everything seemed to be back on track, and the first thing their family faced was Young Master Le’s concert.

“Xuanyu, can your body support watching the concert?” Nan Cheng looked at his son with some worry.

Lan Xuanyu was speechless for a while, “Mom, I can do it. I’m very good. I’m a soul master!” As he spoke, he raised his left hand, and without releasing the silver-patterned blue-silver grass, he directly condensed a An ice pick is on the palm.

“Okay then. Mom is so happy that I can watch Tang Le’s concert.” Nan Cheng smiled contentedly.

After more than a month of torment, Lan Xuanyu finally recovered, she can breathe a sigh of relief, but there are such good things delivered to her door. This can be said to be a double happiness, and Nan Cheng’s mood recovered a lot at once.

Lan Xuanyu giggled, “Mom, then you like Young Master Le more,Or do you like your dad more? ”

Nan Cheng raised his hand and tapped lightly on Lan Xuanyu’s head, “Of course…”

Lan Xiao’s head came in from the outside and looked at her vigilantly.

“I like your father a little more. Young Master Le is an idol, not a lover. Idols are for admiration, and lovers are for loving.” Nan Cheng said with a smile.

Only then did Lan Xiao retract his head with a contented face.

Nan Cheng made a face at his son, but he laughed first.

Young Master Yue’s concert in Ziluo City.

There are still two hours before the concert starts, and the venue is already full of people. Not only those who have tickets, but also many fans who have not bought tickets are watching.

Lan Xuanyu’s family parked their car in a farther parking lot and walked all the way. The crowd was so dense that it was really difficult.

“It’s really troublesome! UU reading www.uukanshu.com Cheng Cheng, let’s not read it next time, okay?” Lan Xiao looked helplessly at the endless crowd.

Nan Cheng turned his head and glared at him, “I only have such a hobby, don’t you support it?”

Lan Xiao spread out his hands and said, “But I don’t even have a hobby like this.”

Nan Cheng said, “Your hobby should be me and my son. With us, what else do you want to hobby?”

“……,you win!”

Queueing is definitely a painful thing. Fortunately, the organizers are quite experienced in maintaining order. The whole order maintenance process went very smoothly. The speed of entry is quite good.

Finally it was Lan Xuanyu’s turn, Nan Cheng took out the ticket and handed it over.

The staff took the ticket and glanced at it, and said in surprise, “Your ticket is wrong!”

Nan Cheng was stunned for a moment, and said anxiously: “No? Why is it wrong? It’s clearly written about concert tickets!” She suddenly thought of a possibility in her heart, it couldn’t be someone deliberately playing a prank, right? They waited a long time to get in line, and it would be abhorrent if it was a prank.

“Your ticket is not checked here. This is a special channel for VIP tickets. You don’t need to queue. I’ll take you there.” The staff said respectfully.

Now, Young Master Le is a hot star, and it is not ordinary people who can get VIP tickets for his concerts.

Instructing another staff member to continue checking tickets, he hurriedly led the way and led Lan Xuanyu’s family in the other direction.

Nan Cheng was a little confused, VIP ticket? How much is the VIP ticket? No, it seems that money can’t buy it. Someone actually gave a VIP ticket? This is really incredible.

“Could it be given by Tianluo College’s main academy? To compensate us?” Lan Xiao raised a possibility.

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