This Infinite World is Shameless

"I really didn't expect that the book that the old man left behind was such a dick?!" Sighing the surprise in his heart, Li Changsheng was still somewhat satisfied with his attributes.

The value of the root bone is also ordinary, but in terms of understanding, as an orphan who has experienced hardships, Li Changsheng can also be proud of himself.

At the same time, he is also very fortunate that his attributes are not like the protagonists in those novels, and he will die in the beginning. After all, he doesn't have any old grandfather to guide him. Except for a relatively mechanical watch, everything else depends on his own brain to survive.

At this time, the watch slightly stimulated Li Changsheng's wrist again, and a piece of information entered his mind: After monitoring, there are no peerless beauties in this world, and they belong to the novice welfare that is given away, so the release task is as follows:

1. Survive successfully in the legendary world of Lu Xiaofeng for one year (you can get a reward of 1000 Dao Power)

2. Become a famous master in this world within one year (rewards will be awarded depending on the completion of the task)

3. Randomly trigger the beep-task (no limit to the strategy method~)

Therefore, there are no peerless beauties in the world, so there is no punishment for failure of the mission, please do your best to improve your strength this year.

"Haha," It sounds nice, there is no penalty for mission failure! The first task is to survive for a year. In Lu Xiaofeng's world, the heroes are banned by martial arts, and there are dangers everywhere.

As an inexperienced martial artist with no strength, Li Changsheng had to say that his pears were huge! Life is already so difficult, who would generously absorb the inner strength of their self-cultivation to others?

Goo~~~~~~~~~

Looking down at his grumbling stomach, Li Changsheng tightened his waistband and swallowed the saliva from his mouth with difficulty: "Forget it, let's solve the problem of survival first!"

As a genius, Li Changsheng wanted to eat, so naturally he had to rely on his old skills. He patted the dust on his body a few times, went out to find a small river, and simply washed his face.

Thank goodness, as a genius, he still likes watching movies, so the plot of the movie The Legend of Lu Xiaofeng can be considered to be well-versed.

Get up from where you fall. Through chatting with passers-by, he knew that he was lucky and unfortunate to appear in the capital.

The night of the full moon, the top of the Forbidden City. For a period of time in the future, this place in the capital will not be peaceful. Of course, danger also comes with opportunity. Now we have to see if Li Changsheng can seize this opportunity and soar into the sky!

As soon as he stepped into the tavern, the little Er who chased him out before rushed over, looking unhappy: "Hey! That ox-nosed man, didn't I tell you to get the **** out of here before! Come back again! Courting death or what!?"

Holy crap, it's so unlucky! Seeing the second shop assistant rushing towards him, Li Changsheng was also full of depression: If tmd hadn't been here for the key guy Li Yanbei, I wouldn't want to come here!

After thinking about it, on the surface, Li Changsheng still had to put on a polite, world-renowned state: "This little brother, Pindao came here this time to find Li Yanbei Li Daxia, who is full of benevolence and righteousness in the capital, please pay me the trouble. Please make it easy."

"Just you poor ghost, you still want to see our Uncle Li, are you dreaming!?" As for Li Changsheng, who has already been determined to be a poor ghost, Xiao Er naturally didn't have a good face, so he pushed and shoved: "Get out, get out. We don't give food to poor ghosts like you here!"

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Chapter 3 I Have a Routine, Do You Want To Bring A Routine?

As a godless stick, Li Changsheng was of course no match for Xiao Er's strength, and he was about to be pushed out of the tavern's door. At this time, someone was in a hurry, and Dantian shouted at the tavern with anger: "Could it be that Li Yanbei, who is full of benevolence and righteousness in the capital, just turns a blind eye to his friends in troubled rivers and lakes!?"

Li Yanbei is a relatively important supporting role in the legend of Lu Xiaofeng, although he still received a lunch in the end. But it is undeniable that in the plot before and after the decisive battle, his supporting role aura is still quite powerful.

Li Changsheng's plan was to have a relationship with Lu Xiaofeng, and this Li Yanbei was an extremely important part of his plan. First of all, he wants to fool this Li Yanbei.

Jianghu people, what do you pay attention to? reputation! Unless you don't want to hang out in the rivers and lakes, as long as you are a Jianghu person, you will cherish your own reputation, no matter whether the reputation is stinky or fragrant.

And Li Yanbei, whose nickname is Renyi and Manjinghua, naturally cannot escape this rule. In the beginning, he was still in the mood of watching a play for the Taoist priest who was driven away by the shop assistant.

But when that Taoist priest shouted out, "Could it be that Li Yanbei, who is full of benevolence and righteousness in the capital, just turned a blind eye to his friends in troubled rivers and lakes!?", he couldn't stay out of it.

Everyone else has already said that, if he doesn't do something, he will be able to maintain his reputation for so many years, even if he is going to stink.

Of course, once he stopped Xiao Er and met with Li Changsheng, if Li Changsheng couldn't tell one, two, three, four or five, he would have a good reason to beat the Taoist priest who prevaricates himself. .

"Wait a minute, Little Er, let the Taoist priest come over." The tone was a little gloomy, showing that Li Yanbei was in a bad mood.

After all, although he is benevolent and full of justice, in fact, whether he is benevolent or not, only he himself knows. And even if he is benevolent and righteous, even if he is threatened, he will not be benevolent and righteous.

Since that Uncle Li had already spoken, the young man in the tavern naturally didn't dare to say anything, but gave Li Changsheng a vicious look: "Hmph, you are lucky for this stinky Taoist priest."

As he spoke, he moved out of the way, allowing Li Changsheng to walk in front of Li Yanbei. Shi Shiran walked over, and Li Changsheng first looked at the big man in front of him.

Wearing a silk forged chivalrous suit, it can be seen that the other party's net worth is not poor. He is 8 feet tall, with bronzed skin, a bushy beard on his face, and raised temples on his temples.

This person must be a high-level expert, and he made a conclusion for the other party in his heart. Li Changsheng saluted: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerate, Li Daxia, this poor man is polite."

"Daoist, I don't know what to say when you call me someone Li. I don't like to be around." The corner of his eyes glanced at the sword in his hand. The attitude of the big man Li Yanbei was obviously not very friendly.

Li Changsheng also knew what he had done just now, and it was a good thing for the other party to have this attitude, so he continued to keep his usual smile: "Daxia Li forgives my sins, Pindao does have something to tell me this time, just because he has a fate with Daxia Li in his previous life. , I don't know if I can take a step to speak."

"So..." After thinking about it, maybe it was Li Changsheng's magic stick skills. Li Yanbei nodded, half-believingly said: "Then ask the Taoist priest to go to the private room with me, Xiao Er, in the private room. Get your food ready!"

After greeting him, he grabbed the sword, and Li Yanbei took Li Changsheng to the elegant room. The little Er who still thought Li Changsheng was a liar, although he was reluctant, he had no choice but to answer.

After arriving in the private room, the food and drinks were good, and the two sat down. Li Yanbei put the long sword on the stool, folded his hands, and asked bluntly, "I don't know, what did the Taoist priest teach me?

"Li Daxia is very polite. Speaking of which, Pindao is here to remind Li Daxia how to avoid the robbery." Li Changsheng bowed his hands politely first, which made Li Yanbei feel his senses a lot better.

In fact, Li Changsheng's sentence, translated, is to tell the other party that Yintang has become black, and there has been a catastrophe recently. When we were on Earth before, this was a typical routine.

First, I will tell you, "Brother, you have a **** disaster recently," and when it frightens you, I will tell you, "Don't be afraid, I have a solution here." But if you want to know the solution, you must pay the incense first. of.

Maybe it was Li Changsheng's magic stick skills that played a role, or maybe the ancients really believed in this thing too much, in any case, facing Li Changsheng's deep routine, Li Yanbei said that he would take a set: "Daoist, I don't know about me, Li What's wrong?"

"Death robbery, and it's a chain of death robbery." Seeing Li Yanbei's still dubious appearance, Li Changsheng was full of confidence, and continued: "Li Daxia may not believe it, so let's just give Pindao this latest catastrophe first. You figure it out, and then we'll talk about other things later."

"...Okay, ask the Taoist priest to teach me!"

After drinking a glass of wine, moisten his throat. The good wine of this era is not as strong as modern beer. It really makes Li Changsheng feel tasteless in his mouth. You must wear inner armor when you go out, just in case."

"Daoist, what do you mean..." Li Yanbei's face turned dark and his tone was eager. After all, whoever heard that he had a hundred arrows piercing the heart would not be too calm.

His chin was slightly raised, and Li Changsheng habitually gave a mysterious smile on his face: "In this disaster, with the help of nobles, Li Daxia will be safe. Wearing inner armor is just in case.

"Okay! Then I, Li Yanbei, will teach you a long time today!" Li Yanbei agreed boldly, and Li Yanbei's eyes flickered, and he continued: "Then I don't know where you plan to stay in the next period of time? Do you mind? I will stay at my house for a while, and let Li say hello to the Taoist priest."

Obviously, Li Yanbei has a lot of hearts and minds to be able to create a reputation in the capital, where there are so many experts.

His words, on the one hand, did not offend Li Changsheng, and on the other hand, he put Li Changsheng under house arrest in disguise. If he was sure that Li Changsheng was fooling him, then Daochang Li's fate could be imagined.

But for Li Changsheng, who was a penny and knew the plot well, it was like being dozed off and someone gave him a pillow. He is worried that he has nowhere to eat! A little reserved: "Well, since Daxia Li is so attentive, the poor road will be bothered."

Li Changsheng's generous answer also gave Li Yanbei a reassurance. He believed Li Changsheng a little more, raised his glass and said with a smile, "Hahaha, that's very good! Come on, Daoist, please drink, today. Li and Daoist are not drunk forever!"

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Chapter 4 The Taoist is really a god

"Li Daxia is being polite, it's natural for the poor to be respectful rather than obedient." I sneered in my heart, this kind of thing is not as good as beer, I don't want to drink and cry for you, today's name will be written upside down!

Then the two people, each with a ghost in their hearts, drank happily. Competing with Li Changsheng from the modern age, Li Yanbei, who was originally not skilled in martial arts, really suffered a dumb loss.

After two hours of pushing the cup and changing the cup, although he was already a top-notch expert in the arena, he was still compared by Li Changsheng. The drunk was like a dead dog. Thanks to the enthusiastic tavern shopkeeper, he and Li Changsheng, who didn't know where to go, were sent home.