This heavenly master is not serious

Chapter 176 Are you here to poop too?

"metaphysics?"

Feng Zhaoqing couldn't help but laugh and said: "You who practice Taoism are just metaphysics in the eyes of ordinary people, aren't you?"

Although Xu Yang didn't guarantee it.

But Feng Zhaoqing was secretly relieved.

Their team had already met to discuss this case today, but they had no idea where to start!

The "Painted Skin Ghost" method of committing the crime was actually not very clever. He left many traces and surveillance videos at the scene... If the murderer was a human, it would not be difficult to solve the case with these things alone!

But the murderer is not human!

You can also change your face at any time!

Just relying on these traces and surveillance videos to find the "Painted Skin Ghost" is no different than finding a needle in a haystack!

Xu Yang's words gave him a burst of hope. Otherwise, if the "painted skin ghost" was allowed to continue causing trouble, many innocent people would die.

"Master Xu, do you need anything from our Spiritual Management Bureau?"

Feng Zhaoqing asked.

Xu Yang shook his head and said: "Let's act separately. I will do it in my own way. Don't put all your hopes on me. This is a stupid way. I don't know whether it will work or not!"

After separating from Feng Zhaoqing, Xu Yang did not go home, but walked to the "Crescent Food Plaza" in Wucheng, not far from the Yellow River Bridge.

This "Crescent Food Plaza" belongs to the "New Town" of Wucheng. It is located on the west side of Wucheng, close to the Yellow River. Many high-end residential areas have been developed nearby. Xu Yang's villa is located in this area. Originally, according to the government's plan, the new town is It needs to be developed vigorously. As a result, a high-speed rail station was built in the east of the city in the past two years. In the past two years, the land there has been booming again.

There are only a few stalls in Crescent Food Court, but the KTV and barbecue bar are quite popular.

At this moment in the dead of night, Xu Yang could clearly hear the sounds of ghosts crying and howling in the bars.

Sitting in front of a barbecue bar, Xu Yang silently dialed Ma Long's phone number.

After a few rings, Ma Long answered the phone and said in a frightened tone: "Old Xu, what are you doing... If you don't call me sooner or later, why don't you call me at this time... I was just practicing Soul Escape, and I was teased." I was so shocked by this phone call that I almost lost my consciousness!"

Xu Yang: "......"

Before Xu Yang could speak, Ma Long said: "No, you have to treat me to a midnight snack to soothe my wounded heart!"

Xu Yang: "???"

I wipe it!

I was just wondering if it would be difficult to trick you into coming out so late. Since you said so, I won't be polite.

So he said: "No problem... let's go to the Crescent Food Court and call us when we get there."

Malone arrived soon.

He was sitting in a taxi and made a phone call as soon as he got out of the car.

Xu Yang hung up the phone and came over, surprised: "Why didn't you drive?"

"hey-hey."

Ma Long smiled and said, "How can you still drink while driving?"

Xu Yang asked back: "Can't the female ghost I gave you know how to drive?"

Ma Long thought of the first BMW in his life, and couldn't help but shuddered, and said: "Forget it...don't let the ghost drive, I'm afraid...Let's go, there is a restaurant over there, and the private rooms inside are very... Big, the princess is of high quality and can be brought out if the negotiation is right.”

Xu Yangzheng refused, saying that he was about to get married and wanted to love himself.

He took Ma Long and randomly chose a barbeque bar. This barbeque bar was not large in scale. There were four booths and two private rooms, all of which were full of people. There were also a few tables, chairs and benches outside.

It's hot in summer, it's late at night, and this place is close to the Yellow River. Sitting outside eating barbecue and drinking cold beer, with the night breeze blowing, has a unique mood.

The two sat down outside. Ma Long ordered a lot of food and said to the waiter: "Let the barbecue master take the exam quickly and serve the big kidneys first... By the way, give me a box of Xixia X5. I want it chilled." ...Old Xu, is one box enough?"

"Get a box first, and then talk after you finish the drink."

Xu Yang agreed.

soon.

The wine is served.

The waiter also brought a plate of edamame and a pile of melon seeds.

The two clinked glasses, and Xu Yang sipped melon seeds and asked, "You just said on the phone that I disturbed your practice. Is it no big deal?"

"no problem."

Ma Long smiled and said: "It's just a matter of leaving the shell. What's the problem? Don't forget that I am a cultivation wizard... I feel now that my cultivation is improving every day. It is estimated that within a week, I can reach the night travel realm." !”

"good!"

"Practice well!"

Xu Yang was happy from the bottom of his heart that his good brother could achieve something. In this way, he could activate the "extreme Yin Body" as soon as possible, and it would be easier to seduce the evil spirits.

Although Xu Yang "closed" his eyes, he could clearly feel that the aura unique to the "extremely yin body" on Ma Long was stronger than before.

Perhaps this was the main reason why Lao Wangtou entrusted Ma Long to him before leaving.

If evil spirits are compared to flies, then Ma Long is a walking rotten egg and a walking piece of poop. Who knows when a evil spirit will attract him and kill him!

Xu Yang had this intention in mind when he came out to find him.

The "painted-skinned ghost" had just finished killing people under the Yellow River Bridge, and was most likely nearby. Ma Long's appearance might "lead the snake out of its hole."

only……

This may require Malone to suffer a little.

presumably……

He can understand me!

Thinking of this, Xu Yang sighed and said seriously: "Ma Long, no matter what I do from now on... you have to know that my starting point must be good and I will never harm you!"

"I'll swirl this bottle of wine, it's up to you!"

Ma Long's eyes were so moved that his eyes turned red. He picked up the wine bottle and immediately swirled it!

boom!

He slammed the empty wine bottle on the table and said: "Good brother, why are we talking so openly about our relationship? Don't worry, even if you push me down here and beat me today, I will never Frown your brows.”

The two were drinking and eating barbecue.

After finishing two boxes of beer in a short time, Ma Long stood up, shook his head and said slowly: "Waiter, serve the wine... By the way, does your home have a bathroom?"

"Brother, I'm really sorry. The drain in our bathroom is broken... Why don't you go to the other side of the road and make do with it first?"

The waiter pointed across the road.

Across the road is the "Wucheng Science and Technology Museum". Next to the science and technology museum is a park, and between the park and the science and technology museum is a green forest belt.

There are usually fewer people here at night, but it was already 2 o'clock in the morning. Ma Long drank too much and was in urgent need of urination. He didn't care about it and walked to the other side of the road.

Seeing that he was shaking slowly, Xu Yang got up and grabbed Ma Long for fear of a car accident. He went to the green belt across the road and poured some water himself.

Ma Long held his stomach and shouted: "Oh no... Lao Xu, wait a minute, my stomach hurts a little, I need to poop first!"

He ran a few steps into the green forest belt and immediately squatted under a weeping willow tree.

After releasing the pressure, Ma Long felt a lot more comfortable. Then he took out Huazi and lit one... Looking up, he saw in the moonlight that there was also a person squatting under the weeping willow in front of him.

And he was staring at himself.

Ma Long was very drunk, but he was not embarrassed. He laughed and said: "Brother, you are here to take a shit too, right?"

The man didn't speak.

Ma Long said again: "Eh? You're here to poop, why don't you take off your pants...Brother, we are destined to be together. What's your name? Do you want to smoke?"

The man still didn't speak, just stared at Ma Long.

"Okay, let's go our separate ways!"

Ma Long was a little embarrassed to see him, so he immediately moved his feet to the side, turned around, and pointed his butt at the man.

Under the illumination of the moonlight and the light of the street lamp not far away, Ma Long's shadow dragged long behind him, and his big butt... was shining brightly!

But there was no shadow of the person behind him.

He stood up slowly, a strange light flashed in his eyes, and stretched out his hands. The nails on his hands were more than ten centimeters long, and each one was glowing with cold light. It was very scary!

He took a step forward.

but……

He stopped again and took a step back.

After all, there is shit ahead.

too disgusting.

However, this step alarmed Ma Long. He glanced back casually and asked, "What are you doing?"

Um?

Ma Long turned around suddenly and saw that the "man's" fingernails were glowing with cold light, and his eyes were filled with blood.

The skin on his face actually began to fall off piece by piece, like a snake shedding its skin. Under the peeling skin was a face that was covered in blood and flesh and had no facial features!

Painted ghost!

He used his fingers to tear off his face, and while tearing it, he said solemnly: "Your face... is very good, how about lending it to me?"

When he spoke, the blood in his eyes suddenly burst out!

This is a unique skill of the "Painted Skin Ghost". Anyone who looks at him will fall into a strange illusion and see many wonderful things in his life as long as he sees the blood in his eyes...

Until his face is peeled off, he will be stunned by this beauty!

Ma Long felt his scalp numb, a cold air rising from the soles of his feet to the sky, and shouted——

"Ghost!!!"

"There's a ghost!"

"Old Xu, save me!!!"

He didn't even bother to pull up his pants and ran forward quickly.

behind.

The bloody glow in the eyes of the faceless "painted ghost" gradually subsided. He opened his mouth, and there was a moment of confusion in his eyes... Why was his unique skill ineffective against this man?

With his temperament, he would definitely turn around and leave immediately when encountering such a thing... Before he fully grows up, this is the only way to save his life!

However, Malone is so tempting!

Yes!

It's just tempting!

Or it could be said to lure ghosts.

Although the Painted Skin Ghost didn't know what an "extremely yin body" was, he had a vague intuition... As long as he cut off that person's face and replaced it with his own, he would definitely get great benefits!

So, he chased him out.

As for Ma Long, because he didn't lift his pants, he fell to the ground like a dog before running ten meters.

He had a strong desire to survive and crawled forward.

While crawling, he shouted: "Old Xu, save me..."

The Painted Skin Ghost flew behind Ma Long, and Jie Jie sneered: "You and I are destined to meet each other, so why rush to leave... As long as you lend me your face, I will let you experience the most wonderful feeling in the world... …Um?"

Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly raised his head and looked forward, only to see a black thing in front of him smashing through the air at an indescribable speed. Painted Skin Ghost felt a pain in his chest...

Immediately!

boom!

The whole body was smashed to pieces.

ahead.

With Huazi in his mouth, he walked out from behind the green belt. He grabbed the hammer from the air and took it into his hand.

The thousand-year-old peach wood sword struck by lightning in the left hand, and the 1,280-pound top-notch magic weapon "Big Iron Hammer" made of black enamel stone in the right hand. He "looked" into the dark night with his eyes closed, but saw that the scattered Yin Qi quickly condensed into one, and once again It turned into that "painted skin ghost" appearance.

Xu Yang smiled lightly and said: "Not bad, it seems like my metaphysical ghost-catching method is really effective!"

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