This heavenly master is not serious

Chapter 166 Are you crazy? Open a horror house in a ghost market?

Xu Yang was unaware of the Chiyan Ghost King's plan.

At this moment, he was counting money until his hands cramped, how could he care about anything else?

To be precise, it's not counting money.

Instead, count gold jewels and silver dollars and silver ingots!

Ma Long's eyes turned red and he lowered his voice and asked, "Xu Yang...where did you get all these clothes?"

Xu Yang said truthfully: "They were swept from the stalls on the pedestrian street..."

"Depend on!"

Looking at the box full of gold, silver, jewelry, silver dollars and silver ingots, Ma Long's envious face turned ferocious, and he cursed: "Damn, this guy is so rich. There are a lot of stalls selling dozens of dollars a piece. , if you bring it to the ghost market, your profits can be doubled dozens or hundreds of times?"

Xu Yang smiled and said: "Correct me, I scanned the goods from street stalls, not bought individually, so the price is cheaper. Shoes and clothes are all priced at 20 each."

Malone: ​​“…”

Xu Yang added: "In addition, you calculated the profit wrong... According to the price I set, even if the opening discounts and profits from the lottery are excluded, and the price is deliberately lowered, the average profit of one item is 1,000 times. Go on, and this isn’t called making money from dead people, it’s called making money from ghosts!”

Purchased for 20 yuan.

1,000 times profit?

That's 20,000 yuan?

"Oh shit!"

"Your business is faster than robbery... How can you make tens of millions this night?"

"Roughly the same."

Xu Yang said: "The main reason is that I saw many ghosts living in poverty, so they deliberately lowered the price... They followed the route of small profits but quick turnover, otherwise the profits would be higher!"

If you sell a piece of clothes and shoes worth 20 yuan for 20,000 yuan, do you call this small profits but quick turnover?

Ma Long said with red eyes: "Old Xu, Brother Xu... no, I'll call you dad. Do you still lack a waiter in your store? I'll work for you. You can show me just a little bit between your fingers for a month." "

"real?"

Xu Yang looked happy.

He was worried before that Ma Long would not dare to go to the ghost market again.

In this way, he can be allowed to come to the ghost market on the first and fifteenth day of every month when the ghost market opens. Just bring two "dirty things" back with him as he did today, and that would be enough.

"You can come and work in the store if you want. I have a 1-a-day and 14-a-day system here."

Xu Yang smiled and said: "On the first and fifteenth day of every month, you enter the ghost market and come to the store on time at 12 midnight, and close the store and lock the door before the rooster crows at dawn. Accurately calculating, you only need to work two days a month. , about five hours a day, and as for salary... how about I give you a monthly salary of 500,000?"

"Work ten hours a month? A monthly salary of 500,000?"

Ma Long wanted to call him daddy on the spot. He hugged Xu Yang and wanted to kiss him, but Xu Yang pushed him away in disgust.

He asked again: "Then what business am I mainly responsible for? Selling clothes or shoes? How about I go to the second floor and sell those paper girls... With my ability, I can definitely sell them very well."

“These are hot-selling items and don’t need to be promoted.”

Xu Yang thought for a while and said: "Let's discuss your mission next time we enter the ghost market... I have an idea to build something similar to a horror house in the ghost market, but I don't know if it is feasible. .”

Ma Long was amused: "Old Xu, are you kidding? Whose money will you make by opening a horror house in a ghost market? Is it the ghosts?"

"The key is... do ghosts play in horror houses?"

Xu Yang ignored Ma Long.

For me today, money is just a number. At some point, it may not be as useful as toilet paper. As long as you are willing, you can just draw an "evil-suppressing and expelling charm" or "divine power charm" and sell it. It can be sold for hundreds of thousands or nearly a million.

And drawing a Taoist talisman only takes a matter of minutes.

What you need is "merit value".

Open a horror house in a ghost market, heighten the atmosphere, and hide yourself in it as an NPC. The effect will definitely be good!

He pondered for a few seconds and said: "I think this idea is good. I will plan it carefully after I go back this time. If it is feasible, I can buy a venue and decorate it next time the ghost market opens."

soon.

The bustling ghost market began to disperse.

It's almost dawn.

Xu Yang took half a box of gold and silver collected tonight, locked the store door, and left the ghost market with Ma Long.

The two of them emerged from that intersection again like ghosts.

As for Liu Shishi and the others, the way they entered the ghost market was different from that of living people, and the way they came out was naturally different.

"Old Xu, I'm going back to bed first."

As soon as he left the ghost market, Ma Long yawned and said, "I'll treat you to dinner tomorrow."

"etc!"

Xu Yang stopped Ma Long and said, "Don't be in a hurry to go back. If we live in the ghost market, we will inevitably provoke some unclean things. Go to my store first, and you can go back after the problem is solved."

"What dirty thing?"

Ma Long laughed and said, "Don't worry, Lao Xu, I'm very clean."

Although he said this, he still followed Xu Yang to the funeral shop.

After all, his car was parked at the funeral parlor and he had to drive back if he wanted to go home.

only……

On the way to the funeral shop, Ma Long noticed something strange. He felt that his back was getting heavier and heavier, as if he was carrying someone on his back...

wrong!

Not just one person!

The heavy feeling on his back bent Ma Long's waist, and he immediately turned his head and looked at Xu Yang.

At this sight, Ma Long almost jumped up in fright.

Because he discovered...

Behind Xu Yang's back, there was also someone on his back!

"Could it be that...the female ghosts in Xu Yang's house were abducted back like this?"

Ma Long calmed down and suddenly began to admire the ghost on his "back"... If so, if he took the ghost on his back back, wouldn't he be able to catch ghosts like Xu Yang?

He couldn't see the ghost on his back.

But one could see the ghost behind Xu Yang. It was a beautiful female ghost lying behind Xu Yang, with her hands around Xu Yang's neck. She seemed to be aware of Ma Long's gaze and turned around to look. come over.

"Huh?"

Ma Long was stunned.

"Um?"

The ghost was startled.

Their eyes met, their eyes intertwined, and they recognized each other!

"It's you!"

"Little fat black man...is that you?"

Ma Long's scalp suddenly became hairy and he said in shock: "Old Xu, there is a ghost behind you. It's... the one who ran away from the deserted temple on Naitou Mountain!"

"I know."

Xu Yang replied calmly.

Female ghost: "......"

The female ghost on Xu Yang's back was dumbfounded!

When she saw Ma Long and heard Ma Long mention "Naitoushan", she roughly guessed Xu Yang's identity deep in her heart. She couldn't help but trembled, and the hands that were holding Xu Yang's neck were about to loosen their grip and run away.

But how could Xu Yang do what she wanted?

The faint Taoist charm radiating from his body suppressed the female ghost. He reached out and grabbed her right wrist, threw her over his shoulder and threw her to the ground. He stretched out a foot and stepped on it. On the female ghost's chest, she smiled faintly and said: "Beauty, what a coincidence... I never thought that I would meet you when I lifted the coffin board in the ghost market for the first time!"

Said.

Slowly took off the mask.

"It's you!"

"Priest Hammer!"

The female ghost's pupils shrank violently, and the scenes of that night flashed in her mind like movie scenes. She would never forget the scene where the hammer Taoist priest forced her and her sisters to play hide-and-seek with a hammer!

She will never forget the scene where her sisters were beaten to pieces with one hammer after another!

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, and her merit value is +30."

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, and her merit value is +30."

"Ding……"

A series of system prompts sounded, and the female ghost who was stepped on by Xu Yang screamed: "Tie Hammer Road... No, Hammer Master, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have got on you, I have changed it to I haven’t harmed anyone in half a month... Please spare my life!"

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, her merit value +20, classical dance +1."

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, and the merit value is +30."

Two more system prompts sounded suddenly.

Xu Yang turned his head and "looked" behind Ma Long, only to see Yin Qi billowing from Ma Long's back. A burst of whispers came from the Yin Qi, and a strange color appeared in his eyes...

Classical dance?

What the hell is this?

This whispering sound was especially obvious in Ma Long's ears.

He heard two voices, one male and one female.

Woman: "Did we hit a brick wall this time?"

Man: "Damn it, he's actually a Taoist priest!"

Woman: "That Taoist Hammer is said to be a psychopath. When he catches a ghost, he doesn't kill it directly, but tortures it... Shall we run away?"

Ma Long: "Old Xu, there are two ghosts behind me, and they want to run away!"

Buzz!

Xu Yang's body is filled with Tao charm.

In an instant, the air within a radius of more than ten meters seemed to freeze.

As soon as the two ghosts behind Ma Long turned into Yin Qi and floated up, they were "frozen" in mid-air and showed their shapes involuntarily.

Xu Yang waved his hand, and a big hammer appeared in his hand.

He smiled faintly and said: "I'm a little confused... Since you have fallen in love with me and Ma Long, you are following me and Ma Long all the time... Could it be that everything we experienced in the ghost market today, you have not See?"

Today Xu Yang was in the ghost market and met with the two major ghost market managers, the eldest lady of the Yue family and the Chi Yan Ghost King.

In addition, he also sells groceries with Yun Mengxi, Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo and others...

If these three ghosts saw it, they would naturally be able to feel the aura on their bodies. Anyone with any brains would probably leave early!

"Great...Master!"

A ghost said tremblingly: "We went up behind us. In order to avoid being discovered by you, we condensed our breath and blocked our six senses. In this way, you can't find us, and we don't know what is happening outside... We will wait until you leave the ghost." City, we just woke up from that state!”

"I see."

Xu Yang nodded, suddenly took action, and hit the female ghost on the head with a hammer.

boom!

The female ghost's head exploded, and then quickly condensed. She screamed for mercy, providing Xu Yang with another large wave of merit points!

Xu Yang's expression remained unchanged as he struck down the hammer one after another.

The female ghost was smashed by him and continuously exploded into yin energy, which was constantly reorganized. Within a moment, she became extremely weak, and her breath dropped a lot.

boom!

Xu Yang dropped another hammer.

This time, the female ghost could no longer reorganize her vaginal body, but completely dissipated into the air.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you have received a reward: merit value +300."

A pleasant system prompt sounded. Xu Yang turned around, looked at the two ghosts floating in the air, and asked with a smile: "Tell me, how do you want to die?"

"How dare you two bitches get on your Lord Long's body?"

At this moment, Ma Long was full of energy.

He stood next to Xu Yang, holding Hua Zi in his mouth, interpreting the phrase "a dog relies on human power" vividly, and said with a sneer: "Long Ye studied under King Bian Cheng, one of the ten palaces of hell in the underworld. My master is King Bian Cheng." Registered disciples...you actually dare to take advantage of your Master Long?"

Those two ghosts couldn't care less about King Qin Guang of Biancheng at this moment.

They looked at the hammer in Xu Yang's hand and trembled, shouting: "Master Hammer, please spare your life... This little girl was a brothel singer during her lifetime, good at singing and dancing, and proficient in various techniques in the house... If Master Hammer is willing, Spare this little girl's life, and she can make an oath to follow Master Hammer for the rest of her life, and serve him as hard as a dog or horse!"

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, her merit value +20, classical dance +1."

The female ghost knelt directly on the ground.

Seeing this, the male ghost also knelt on the ground and howled: "Master Hammer...I...I can also do the Fangzhongshu!"

boom!

Xu Yang didn't even look at it. He dropped the hammer and knocked the ghost out of his mind.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you have received a reward: merit value +300."

Oh shit!

This disgusting thing is comparable to what Li Chong had... The key is to scare that pervert Li Chong, and it can also bring out the "golden gun". What do you have?

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, her merit value +20, classical dance +1."

This hammer killed the male ghost, causing the female ghost to be greatly frightened. She immediately trembled and provided Xu Yang with a wave of merit points. She kowtowed crazily and shouted: "Spare your life, Master! Spare your life!"

Feeling the sudden surge of "classical dance" dance skills in his mind, Xu Yang felt as if he had been learning it for a long time.

He shook his head and said: "A devil like you would not regret dying."

Yes!

These two ghosts are evil ghosts!

Otherwise, he wouldn't be hiding in the ghost market, looking for opportunities to "possess" him and harm others.

"Ding!"

"The female ghost was frightened, her merit value +20, classical dance +1."

"Ding!"

"…………"

The female ghost kowtowed and begged for mercy: "Master, I can change...Although I have harmed people's lives, the people I harmed were all those who deserved to be killed."

"Old Xu!"

Ma Long on the side was winking and gearing up. Xu Yang still didn't understand what Ma Long meant, so he immediately said: "She is a brothel girl, you want her too?"

Ma Long: "She was a brothel girl during her lifetime, but she never had sex after her death!"

The woman lowered her head and said: "I... I worked in a brothel in a ghost market for ten years after my death..."

Malone: ​​“…”

He said: "It's okay, I'm not a vegetarian!"

Xu Yang was still worried and asked the female ghost to swear an oath before letting Ma Long take her away.

It's almost dawn.

Since he had to come to open the store anyway, Xu Yang sent a message to Liu Shishi and the others, telling them that he would not go back.

After practicing the "Sky Eye Technique" for a while in the store, gradually there were more noisy sounds and car horns outside. A ray of sunlight shone into the room and shone on Xu Yang's eyes, which were tightly closed. It trembled slightly.

Slowly opening his eyes, feeling the dazzling luster, Xu Yang couldn't help but reveal a smile.

"I haven't mastered the Celestial Eye Technique yet, but my eyes are recovering very quickly... It looks like I'll be fully recovered in two days."

Xu Yang went downstairs.

Opened the door of the funeral shop.

He was about to go out to buy breakfast when suddenly a voice came -

"Xu Yang!"

Xu Yang turned around to "look" and saw a young man in his twenties walking towards him and said with a smile: "Old classmate, the location of your store is really hard to find!"

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