This heavenly master is not serious

Chapter 160 Where is my coffin?

The paper man's eyes moved up and down.

She looked at Xu Yang, then at the big hammer on the table, silently walked to the side and brought a chair, and then sat across from Xu Yang.

"..."

There was total silence.

Everyone watched the scene in front of them motionless.

The young man who had been beaten up by Xu Yang was standing next to Officer Wang. He lowered his voice and asked, "Brother, are you really the police?"

Officer Wang nodded.

The young man pointed at Li Si again and asked, "Are the three of them also policemen?"

Officer Wang shook his head Su.

The young man wondered: "Then who are they?"

"They're not human."

young people:"………"

The fear that he had just dissipated reappeared, and he quickly moved closer to Officer Wang. The young man asked again: "Who is it? The one with the hammer, is he also from your police station? Is he really So fierce, he’s actually not afraid of ghosts.”

Officer Wang smiled and said, "It's not him that we should be afraid of, but the ghost."

As he spoke, his voice changed and he said: "Xiao Zhang, Xiao Chen, go and control those suspects first, and then notify the bureau to send someone over."

He himself was staring at Xu Yang.

As the paper man sat down, Xu Yang asked: "Have you discussed it? What do you think of the proposal I just made?"

"What?"

When the paper man spoke, there were still multiple voices overlapping together, which seemed very strange...and unpleasant to listen to.

Xu Yang frowned, tapped the table with his fingers a few times, and said, "Can't you send a representative to speak out... This voice is too unpleasant!"

"Can!"

"Can't!"

"Who is he? He dares to order us?"

"Women are just timid. A hammer will scare you?"

The paper man suddenly trembled, and seven faces appeared on his face. These seven faces were male and female, crowded together, some with kind faces, some with vicious faces, and they started quarreling with each other.

Finally, a man with a fierce face gained the upper hand, and the other six faces gradually disappeared.

He looked at Xu Yang fiercely and sneered: "Human, do you know what I am?"

"It's a ghost!"

"It's a ghost!"

"I can kill you with just a move of my fingers now... What are you pretending to be with a hammer?"

Xu Yang was stunned.

Then I was happy.

Previously, considering that these ghosts were regarded as "victims", they did not take action. Now that they heard what the male ghost said, they immediately stood up and came to the paper man with a hammer.

The paper man stood up in an instant, and suddenly a dark wind blew in the night sky, and blood spread.

That ferocious face gave out a sneer, and with a wave of his hand, a dark wind swept towards Xu Yang like a blade.

boom!

On Xu Yang's body, a diamond talisman exploded.

The faint talisman light turned into a layer of golden halo and filled the body surface. Let the sinister wind blade blow on the body, making a clanging sound of steel clashing, and even sparks sputtered.

"Hong Yi, who can barely achieve it by relying on the power of fusion, dares to act arrogantly in front of me? I originally wanted to spare your life and give you a good destination... But since you sincerely want to die, then I will give you a ride. !”

Xu Yang sneered, this kind of evil spirit would be a disaster even if he stayed in the world. He showed no mercy and suddenly dropped the big hammer in his hand!

Boom!

The air seemed to be trembling, making a roaring sound.

A look of surprise appeared on the vicious ghost's face, and then...

Exploded by a hammer!

The paper-made body of the paper man was also torn apart, and the bones in the paper man's body flew out in all directions.

"Ding!"

"Congratulations to the host, you have made great achievements in transcending the souls of the dead, and you have received a reward: merit value +300."

A system prompt sounded in his mind, and the remaining six ghosts were split apart by the hammer. The six ghosts flew dozens of meters upside down before standing in the air.

Xu Yang held the hammer in his hand and scolded: "Get down and follow me back... I can fulfill your wishes. If you don't obey, the ghost just now will be your example."

The six ghosts quickly fell down.

Not daring to express his anger at all, he followed Xu Yang.

Xu Yang looked at the bones scattered on the ground and asked, "Whose is this?"

One of the fat female ghosts stood up. Although she turned into a ghost, she still maintained her appearance in life. But from the appearance, she was about 160cm tall and weighed about 180cm. The flesh on her neck was piled together to form a Folded.

Is this the aunt who has been dead for thirty years?

Xu Yang changed his mind secretly and greeted: "What are these old men looking at? Come here and help them pick up the bones!"

Due to the hammer in Xu Yang's hand, a group of people immediately mustered up the courage to pick up the bones.

The middle-aged woman who served the host's house finally woke up. She was stunned by Xu Yang's "grabbing on the head" from the beginning, and she didn't know what happened.

After asking about it, he saw that the people in the village handed all the bones they picked up to Xu Yang. He immediately knelt down in front of Xu Yang and cried: "Young man, please return the bones to us." Well, this corpse is the daughter-in-law we bought for my son for 100,000 yuan."

Xu Yang couldn't help but smile bitterly, and said: "Auntie, don't you know that buying a wife is against the law?"

This sentence is something that the aunt can’t do.

She was stunned for a moment, then wiped her tears and said: "Then it depends on the matter. Only by matching my eldest son with a secret marriage can we resolve his resentment. Otherwise, my family will never be able to live a normal life in this life." .”

On the side, the middle-aged man also had red eyes.

He choked up and said: "Actually, we also know that this kind of thing cannot be done, it is superstitious... But we really have no choice. My youngest son is six and a half years old, and all the children of the same age have gone to elementary school, but he can't speak yet, can't Walking... we have thought of all the ways we can think of, and we have gone to all the hospitals we can go to!"

Someone from the same village came forward to help talk.

Although the female ghost was fat, she had a kind heart. After hearing this, she took a step forward and whispered: "How about... give them my bones. I was a glutton when I was alive and I grew too fat. No one wants me." , if you can get a shady marriage after death, it would be a good thing to marry a good man!"

"..."

Xu Yang was speechless.

You're just a ghost, why do you imitate other people's feudal superstitions?

Yes!

It’s just feudal superstition!

There is no basis for such things as yin marriage. Real experts would never use this method to "look into things" or "break things up" for others. The main reason is that it doesn't work even if they use it.

Think for a moment.

Xu Yang said: "That's all...bring your son to my shop tomorrow and I'll take a look at him. This shady marriage is bullshit. The so-called Master Lin is just a liar."

"you?"

The middle-aged couple, with hope in their eyes, asked cautiously: "Young man, do you know how to see things?"

After asking this question, the middle-aged man regretted it!

Isn't this nonsense?

If someone can play with a ghost's head like a rubber ball and blow up the "paper man" with a hammer, can he be an ordinary person?

Xu Yang left an address.

What happens next is Officer Wang's business.

Helping these six ghosts find the corpses and move them back to their original places will be an explanation for them and their families. If you fulfill their wishes, you can transcend them and earn a lot of merit.

In addition, the money defrauded by the "Master Lin" gang also needs to be recovered.

As for how much you can recover, it depends on luck.

After greeting Officer Wang, Xu Yang said: "Okay, Officer Wang, you guys are busy first, I'll go back first."

"Should I ask Xiao Zhang to take you back?"

"No, you still have to handle the case, just ask the people in the village to send me off."

Xu Yang looked at the young man he had just beaten and asked, "Do you have a car?"

The young man stammered, not daring to look directly at Xu Yang and said: "Yes... yes..."

Li Si also ran over over there and said: "Uncle, let's go back first."

The three ghosts looked at Xu Yang with some changes in their eyes.

Before coming, they only knew that Xu Yang was powerful and that he was the "uncle" of the second lady of the Yue family, but they never thought... that he was the legendary "King of Hammers of the Northwest", who had become famous recently and was well-known in the Xixia ghost circle. The "Iron Hammer Taoist"!

How could the three ghosts dare to stay longer?

They transformed into a wisp of wind and flew away, and soon arrived in front of the "spiritual" car that Xu Yang gave them.

When the three ghosts got into the car, they saw the white Land Rover drifting and turning around as a hearse. It suddenly shot forward and disappeared at the crossroads of the country road in an instant...

When the car appeared again, it was already in a small town shrouded in darkness.

The architectural style in the town is very antique. It seems that there is no electricity yet. There is a big red lantern hanging at the door of every house... If you look carefully, you can see that the lantern is not a lantern, but a "human head lantern" with a red candle in its mouth.

It was late at night, but the streets were very busy.

This is a ghost market!

The "market" of the ghost market is held twice a month, and the market opening days are on the first and fifteenth day of each month. This is a big market... But in fact, the ghost market is very busy every day, after all, the entire Xixia and even the northwest There are many ghosts and ghosts in the world, and not all evil spirits like to wander around the world!

Many of them live in ghost markets.

………………

On the streets, all kinds of hawking sounds can be heard constantly, and all kinds of evil ghosts and ghosts are wandering back and forth on the streets.

Some of them had their tongues sticking out three feet long. They might be hanged ghosts.

Others were bleeding from their seven orifices and their faces were black and livid. They most likely died of poisoning before death.

There are also headless ghosts, bodyless ghosts and so on.

"Li Si, are you back? I heard that you went to serve the second uncle? How was it? Did you get any benefits?"

Li Si smiled and said: "It's nothing, it's just that my uncle gave me a car... By the way..."

Said.

He lowered his voice: "You most likely don't know that the second uncle is actually a Taoist priest..."

"What?"

"Priest Hammer?"

"Oh My God……"

…………

Xu Yang naturally didn't know about all this.

At this moment, he was already on his way back.

The young man with a bruised nose and face was driving a "BYD Song". He was afraid that Xu Yang wouldn't be able to get used to it. As soon as he got in the car, he said: "Master, please be patient. We country people are in poor condition and can only afford it." Such a broken car."

Xu Yang: "......"

Xu Yang looked at the interior.

I thought that this Song is the latest hybrid version of the 22 version, and it is more than 20,000 more expensive than my own "Song". Is this considered a waste?

So he said: "Do you support domestic production? I also drive Song."

"Really?"

The relationship between the two suddenly became much closer.

But when the young man glanced at the rearview mirror and saw the six ghosts crowded in the back seat, he didn't dare to say anything. He sent Xu Yang to the door of the funeral shop, and Xu Yang took out 100 yuan to do it. He refused to accept the gas money, so he could only take out two packs of Huazi and threw them to him, saying: "Take these two packs of cigarettes and smoke them. By the way, I see that your eyebrows are dull, and you seem to be losing money." Disaster... In this way, we are destined, you come over tomorrow with the youngest son of the old Cao family, and I will help you resolve it."

Opening the door of the funeral shop, Xu Yang placed the six ghosts in the shop and said: "You stay here and don't run around. When the police find your bones, I will send you back..."

Said.

Put a few Dao talismans on the door so that they can't escape even if they want to.

After all, these are six ghosts.

They have all transcended, and can earn at least 600 points of merit.

No matter how small the lice are, they are still meat, right?

Return to the villa.

Yunmengxi came forward faintly and said resentfully: "Xu Yang, where is the coffin you made for me?"

"Without the coffin these two days, I can't sleep well..."

"I've been so busy these two days that I forgot to order a coffin for you... In this case, I'll find Uncle Wang tomorrow. He used to open a birthday cake shop and is a professional... By the way, let's go to your room. Do you have any questions about coffins? You can make any requests at the same time!"

"Ah... you... why are you taking off my clothes?"

"I'll sleep with you!"

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