This heavenly master is not serious

The originally noisy grave suddenly became extremely silent.

Everyone looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief. Fear was gradually spreading in their eyes, especially the middle-aged couple. They were the closest and could see the most clearly...

Even Officer Wang, Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin were shocked!

Let alone them, in fact not even the three ghosts expected Xu Yang to do this!

Li Si held his head with both hands and shouted: "Uncle, it's crooked, it's crooked... I pretended that my head was crooked."

then……

Xu Yang pulled off his head again and inserted it back in.

Li Si tilted his neck and looked at Xu Yang, crying: "Uncle, it's still crooked."

Xu Yang took two steps back and used his mental energy to "look", and found that Li Si's face was facing his shoulder. He immediately blushed and felt a little embarrassed, but he cursed and said: "If it's crooked, it's crooked. Howl?" The ball...can I straighten it for you?"

While cursing, he held Li Si's head with both hands and twisted it.

"Ghost!!!"

On the side, the middle-aged woman finally couldn't hold back and screamed. Her body trembled, her eyes rolled, and she fell straight backwards.

"Ghost!"

Among the crowd, some timid ones also screamed, and the tomb, which had been extremely silent just a moment ago, immediately became panicked again.

Xu Yang said quickly: "Fellow fellows, don't be afraid... we are good people... we are good ghosts. We are here just to have a seat at the table, and we will not harm you!"

When he said this, those people became even more frightened.

There were even women who were so frightened that they peeed and crawled under the table to tremble.

There are indeed rules for preparing a "shadow mat" for ghosts in a ghost wedding, but they didn't expect that ghosts would actually come to eat it!

Xu Yang flipped his hand and took the "Big Hammer", a magical weapon made of black stone weighing 1,200 kilograms. He slammed it on the ground, only to hear a loud bang, and a big hole was made on the ground. , it seemed that the whole hill was shaking.

"Oh shit!"

"Shut up!"

"You're howling all the time...I said I won't hurt you, so what are you afraid of?"

He picked up the sledgehammer, forced his eyes to look at the crowd fiercely, and said angrily: "Who is calling... I'll blow his dog's head off!"

At this moment, the scene immediately became quiet again.

"Sure enough, humans and ghosts are the same. If you treat him better, he will dare to sit on your head and be your father. If you treat him as your grandson, he will treat you as your grandfather."

Xu Yang sighed in his heart, and said fiercely to the middle-aged man who was lying on the ground rescuing his wife: "Old man, do you want to give me a seat here? If you don't, I will kill you now."

"..."

The man from the host's family tried his best to smile with a cry: "A few... Mr. Ghosts, please come here, chef, chef, please serve the food first!"

A large table of wine and food was quickly filled.

Starving Li Si, his mouth was watering. When he saw the table full of food and wine, his eyes lit up with green light, but Xu Yang didn't move his chopsticks and he didn't dare to take a bite, so he looked at Xu Yang pitifully and said: "Uncle... Can we eat?"

"Take a hammer and wait!"

Xu Yang picked up the chopsticks and started eating by himself.

He took a bite of the cold beef tendon and said, "Lao Wang, Xiao Zhang, Xiao Chen... eat, eat first!"

Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin were somewhat conflicted at first.

After all, "John Doe" also said on the way that these two tables are called "yin seats" and are specially prepared for ghosts!

But when they saw Xu Yang and Officer Wang eating with their mouths full of oil, they couldn't help but vomit, and finally moved their chopsticks... After eating, their eyes lit up, and Chen Ruolin even said: "They are from the countryside. The banquet is delicious, and the pork elbow sauce is so delicious."

It's already 1 o'clock in the morning.

The four of them were all relatively hungry, and they finished eating half of the food on the table in a short time.

The three ghosts sat aside and stared. Li Si's saliva gathered into a small river on the ground, and he was about to cry pitifully.

After the four of them finished eating, they grabbed the leftovers, put them in front of their noses and inhaled deeply.

White gas visible to the naked eye went straight into their noses. Chen Ruolin looked at it in wonder and asked in surprise: "What are they doing?"

"Have a meal."

Xu Yang asked back: "Ghosts eat like this, haven't you seen it?"

I have seen a der!

Chen Ruolin complained in her heart and shook her head.

Xu Yang popularized: "Yin souls are evil and have no entity. Their current bodies are also condensed by yin energy and do not have a gastrointestinal digestive system. Therefore, when they eat, they absorb the essence of the rice..."

Finished eating.

It's time to get down to business.

Officer Wang winked at the two young police officers and immediately walked to other tables.

As soon as the people at the table saw these three "ghosts" coming over, they all stood up and wanted to leave. Xu Yang picked up the hammer and said calmly: "Why are you running? Sit down and eat... Don't worry, we have already I’m full and I won’t eat you.”

The four of them gathered at the table. Lao Wang smiled and took out a cigarette from his pocket, gave one to each of the men on the table, and asked with a smile: "Guys, let me ask...who is this for in charge?" What about a secret marriage?"

The few people took the cigarettes but did not dare to take a sip.

One of the young men saw Xu Yang and Officer Wang puffing away, and asked tremblingly: "You... ghosts, do you smoke too?"

"Are you in charge?"

Xu Yang retorted and said, "Ask you...what's going on with this family? In our area of ​​Wucheng, no one has had a secret marriage for many years."

"You ghosts... why are you asking about this?"

The man said weakly, with a vigilant look on his face. He looked behind Xu Yang and asked suspiciously: "You said you are a ghost, why do you have a shadow?"

"..."

Lao Wang, Xiao Zhang, and Chen Ruolin couldn't help but become nervous.

yes!

Why do ghosts have shadows?

What if this is exposed?

On the other hand, Xu Yang.

He took a puff of cigarette slowly and gracefully, blew out a few smoke rings and asked, "Do you doubt that I'm not a ghost? If I'm not a ghost, why am I still alive after my head was screwed off?"

The man glanced at the big hammer in Xu Yang's hand, and said tremblingly: "You are twisting that person's head... I have seen it, and there is no shadow of the three of them."

Said.

Pointing to Li Si's table, he said: "And the way you eat is different. They smell it, and you eat it."

"You mean...I'm human?"

Xu Yang was stunned.

Then he burst out laughing as if he had heard a big joke. Suddenly his laughter stopped, and the smile on his face changed in a second, turning into a sinister look. He reached out and grabbed him from the air. , the man sitting opposite felt his body light up, and flew up involuntarily, and put his neck into Xu Yang's hands.

Xu Yang pinched his neck and slowly opened his eyes.

His eyes were filled with gray mist, and blood slowly seeped out from the corners of his eyes. He said coldly: "How dare you doubt me?"

He turned his hand, pushed the man to the ground, punched and kicked him, then grabbed the man's collar and pulled him up again, and asked: "Can you talk properly now?"

"I said I said..."

The man's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he quickly said: "The person who got into trouble today is my cousin. He has two sons. The eldest son is my cousin. He fell from a shelf and died 14 years ago when he went out to work."

"My cousin and aunt almost cried to death over this... After burying my cousin, they took the compensation money from the construction company and went to other places to do business."

"They made a lot of money outside, and then they gave birth to a son... The younger son is six and a half years old this year. He can't talk or walk. My cousin and aunt went to many hospitals but couldn't find out the cause."

"A few days ago, a Feng Shui master came to our village who is good at judging things. He said that my cousin was entangled by his brother, which is why he was like this, because my cousin was not married when the accident happened. , so if you want to resolve it, you have to give him a ghost..."

Officer Wang and the two young police officers made eye contact with each other.

"oh?"

Xu Yang's closed eyelids trembled slightly and asked: "Where did those bones come from?"

"I have no idea!"

The man added: "The observer said that if you give him 150,000 yuan, he will take care of it... As for where the bones came from, we don't need to ask."

At this moment, a car horn sounded from the bottom of the mountain.

The young man immediately shouted: "Here we come, the bride is here to see what's going on!"

Xu Yang let go, stood up and looked down the mountain.

However, he was blind, and his mental power could not radiate so far, so he could see a hammer.

Officer Wang also looked over, but his human eyes could not see very far at night. He only saw two bunches of white lights at the foot of the mountain. It should be that the "seeing things" had modified the car lights.

"Master Xu, what should I do?"

Officer Wang came to Xu Yang and asked in a low voice.

"Be patient, don't be impatient, and wait and see what happens."

Xu Yang thought of the yin and decayed aura of "Brother Ren Yuan" again, and whispered: "I have a hunch that today's matter may not be so simple."

After a while, someone shouted: "Master Lin is here!"

Everyone in front of the grave moved forward to greet him.

In the darkness, a Taoist priest wearing a yellow cassock and holding a whisk in his hand stepped forward. He was about fifty or sixty years old, with a goatee and gray mottled hair tied into a bun. He looked quite a bit young. It has the temperament of "immortal style and Taoism".

There were four people behind the Taoist priest.

Among them was "Brother Ren Yuan" who had a "fate" with Xu Yang.

They were carrying a stretcher. In the middle of the stretcher sat a paper-mâché woman with strange eyes and two big red circles on her face. There were wreaths placed in front of and behind her.

As soon as "Master Lin" arrived, the troupe immediately beat gongs and drums, and played a powerful piece of music on the suona.

This "BGM" virtually adds a bit of momentum to "Master Lin".

Officer Wang took a deep look at "Master Lin" and was startled when he turned around. He saw that Xu Yang had put on a mask with a green face and fangs at some point, and the teeth of the mask were still glowing with green fluorescent lights. .

"Master Xu, what are you doing?"

"Brother Ren Yuan has seen me, and I'm worried that he will recognize me... Officer Wang, don't do anything yet, let's just watch the excitement."

Xu Yang "saw" that "Master Lin" was surrounded by a strong Yin Qi.

In addition, the four Ren Yuandi brothers also have strong Yin Qi.

But the one with the heaviest Yin energy was the paper figure on the unit price they were carrying. Several lines of Yin energy were entwined on it, and resentment was growing. There seemed to be a faint blood spreading, and there was a feeling that a "red man" was about to be born. The trend of "Yi Ligui"!

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PS: Haha, you didn’t expect it, I updated another chapter!