This heavenly master is not serious

"Ah this..."

Xu Yang's tightly closed eyelids trembled uncontrollably twice. He tried hard to control his facial expression and said righteously: "How could the old man do this? Isn't this a random act?"

But in my heart, I was ecstatic.

Is there such a good thing?

But why did the old man do this?

five years ago?

The old man committed suicide four years ago. Before he committed suicide, he was worried that he would not be able to find a wife in the future, so it was understandable that he would find a wife for himself. But at that time, he was just an ordinary person. He found a wife for himself. What does it mean to be a zombie’s wife?

Is he worried that after he enters the "underworld", he will be targeted by people from Lushan Road?

So he asked Yunmengxi to protect him?

Yunmengxi had mentioned this matter before. She would rather die than obey her at the time. She just promised the old man that he would protect her after she regained her strength. Why did she change her story now?

Could it be that she fell in love with herself during the time she spent with him day and night?

Xu Yang was narcissistic and then thought: "It seems that this is the only explanation that makes sense...it can't be that she is greedy for my body, right?"

Yunmengxi took over the conversation and said in a resentful tone: "Does what you just said count? Can such an unequal treaty be voided?"

"Isn't this...not good?"

Xu Yang hesitated and said: "After all, you said you took the oath of heaven. If something goes wrong, wouldn't it be detrimental to you?"

"Moreover, the orders of parents and the words of matchmakers have been my tradition since ancient times. I, Xu Yang, have been without a father or mother since I was a child. I was abandoned in the ice and snow. It was the old man who gave me a new life and raised me up. He is no longer alive, how can I violate the marriage he made during his lifetime?"

When he talked about the latter part, Xu Yang's tone became excited: "If I do this, am I still a human being?"

"..."

Yunmengxi was silent for a while.

In her tomb, there are a large number of Taoist talismans left by the old man, and even the nails on the coffin have suppression methods arranged by the old man. It is certain that the old man must have been to her tomb back then.

What is certain is that the old man must have some kind of "treaty" with her.

But what exactly is this "treaty"? Now that the old man has entered the underworld, only Yunmengxi knows.

She came to Xu Yang for one purpose -

Insomnia, can't sleep!

Lying in the sarcophagus, as soon as I closed my eyes, all I could hear were the "ghost stories" told by Xu Yang!

It stands to reason that with Yunmeng Xi's strength, she can handle ordinary ghost kings. When she sees a ghost, she will just go to him with a watermelon knife... She is not afraid of real ghosts, but she is afraid of ghost stories!

It's like most people don't believe that there are ghosts in the world, but when they hear ghost stories, they still feel scared.

So she said: "In that case... I can't sleep, so you can sleep with me."

"ah?"

Xu Yang was startled: "This is not good, Shishi and the others are still upstairs. I think this matter needs to be discussed openly with them first..."

"What's wrong?"

Yunmengxi said: "Since I am your wife, isn't it reasonable for you to sleep with me?"

Saying that, without waiting for Xu Yang to refute, he pulled Xu Yang onto the bed.

Then he put on his clothes and fell asleep, getting into Xia Liang and sighing: "I can finally have a good sleep today..."

"..."

Xu Yang was confused for a while.

At this point, how could he still not understand what Yun Mengxi was thinking?

What the hell...

Are you willing to sacrifice your face just to get a good night's sleep?

Are you even willing to be my wife?

Is this too much of a sacrifice?

However, it was obviously impossible to drive Yun Mengxi out of bed at this time. It would be too unethical... So Xu Yang quietly lifted up Yun Mengxi's quilt and got in.

Yun Mengxi almost jumped up like a frightened rabbit, and immediately cursed in a Causeway Bay tone: "What are you doing? Get out of here... If you dare to touch me, do you believe I will chop off your third leg?"

"I am a blind man, what can I do?"

Xu Yang said: "The summer is hot and the climate is hot. I haven't slept for a long time... If I get closer to you, I can sleep more comfortably and you can sleep peacefully. Isn't it killing two birds with one stone?"

After a pause, he added: "Besides, we already...hehehe..."

Yunmengxi said no more.

But Xu Yang could clearly feel her body trembling...

He got into the quilt first.

After a while, they squirmed like a caterpillar again, causing their bodies to touch each other.

Yunmengxi's body trembled again.

She pretended to be asleep, and there was a sound of even breathing... her whole body...

No, it should be the whole zombie!

Her whole zombie curled up into a ball, with her back to Xu Yang...

Xu Yang also pretended to be asleep.

He turned over and rested his body on Yun Mengxi.

In the darkness, Yun Mengxi suddenly opened her eyes. She twisted her body a few times uncomfortably, feeling like something was hitting her. She couldn't help but change her mind and cursed——

"Depend on!"

"Is this bastard Xu Yang a pervert...who sleeps with his hammer?"

She subconsciously stretched out her hand to grab the "hammer handle."

This catch...

The body couldn't help but tremble.

And Xu Yang...

As a young man with strong blood, he could endure it to the limit, and he immediately turned over...

"Ah...what are you doing?"

Yunmengxi panicked and screamed.

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, its merit value +100, and its constitution +1."

Xu Yang was shocked. With a sweep of his mental energy, he immediately sensed Liu Shishi, Yue Yuluo and Yang Yin. They were quickly walking down from the second floor. They were obviously disturbed by Yunmengxi's scream.

"You... call me a hairy guy!"

Xu Yang gritted his teeth...

One minute later.

The door opens.

The three beautiful Ah Piao poked their heads in and saw Xu Yang sitting next to the sarcophagus, telling a story——

"Peppa Pig called Suzy the Sheep and asked: Suzy, can you whistle?"

"Just put your lips up and blow..."

"Huh?"

He turned around and looked up, surprised: "Shishi, Yuluo, Yinyin...are you guys not asleep yet?"

Yue Yuluo said: "Husband, what was the sound just now? Did you mess with Sister Yun again?"

"..."

Xu Yang twitched the corner of his mouth and said blindly with his eyes closed: "Your sister Yun couldn't sleep, so she asked me to tell her a story to hypnotize her... Maybe the story I just told was too scary and scared her?"

Yue Yuluo looked "astonished" and murmured: "Sister Yun is so powerful, but she is still afraid of horror stories?"

Liu Shishi, on the other hand, looked at each other with Yang Yin, and a look of suspicion flashed in her eyes, so she said: "Since everything is fine, we will go back first... If your eyes are injured, you should rest early."

With that said, he took Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo upstairs and returned to the bedroom.

"elder sister!"

As soon as she returned to the bedroom, Yang Yin said: "Boss and Sister Yun... something doesn't seem right."

Liu Shishi smiled and said: "This is a good thing. After all, Yuluo and I are ghosts and cannot carry on the family line for Xu Yang... Unless one day we can practice to the legendary ghost and fairy realm and lose our Yin body, Reshaping the physical body, but how can it be so easy to achieve the realm of ghosts and immortals?"

"Yunmengxi has a special body. Although she is a zombie, her body's physiological structure and other aspects are undoubtedly the same as that of humans. If she and Xu Yang can make it happen, it will be regarded as fulfilling one of my wishes."

Yue Yuluo clapped her hands and said happily: "In this way, we can really become sisters with Sister Yun..."

Said.

His tone changed and he felt a little disappointed: "It's a pity. My sister manages the ghost market and is very busy all day long. Wouldn't it be better if she could be with us?"

"..."

These words immediately silenced Liu Shishi and Yang Yin.

Liu Shishi even tapped her finger on Yue Yuluo's forehead, and said in a tone that said she couldn't laugh or cry, "You, you... you, little girl, how can you be a woman who can seduce your husband? "

Yue Yuluo tilted her head and thought for a while, then said seriously: "But that's my sister, not Die...Besides, there is an old saying in humans, that is, don't let the rich water flow to outsiders..."

Liu Shishi was speechless for a moment, wondering whether the "fat water" Yue Yuluo was talking about was Xu Yang or her sister.

She thought for a while, looked at Yang Yin, and asked, "Yang Yin, what do you think?"

"ah……"

Yang Yin was stunned: "What do you think?"

"Yu Luo is right, wealth should not go to outsiders... Since Xu Yang has given you all the soul-condensing beads, it shows that he is interested in you. If you are willing, we can all get married together this time."

Yang Yin blushed and lowered her head, saying delicately: "I...I listen to my sister."

…………

First floor.

Nanny room.

In front of the sarcophagus, Xu Yang patted his chest and said, "It was so dangerous... I almost exposed my secret!"

The coffin lid opened silently. Yun Mengxi sat upright from the coffin, stuck out her tongue and said, "It's so exciting. Is this what it feels like to have an affair?"

Damn it!

Xu Yang couldn't help but cursed: "What the hell...what's your name?"

"You've already hit me, why don't you let me scream?"

Yunmengxi blushed, but who was she?

In terms of momentum, he absolutely cannot lose. He retorted: "What's more, I am still a young girl. Isn't it normal to be a little scared when doing such a thing for the first time?"

"hehe!"

Xu Yang said angrily: "You are still bragging about Causeway Bay, the female war goddess of Xiangjiang... If you want to say it, you are just a coward!"

"Do you dare to call me a coward?"

Yunmengxi was anxious.

What she couldn't stand the most was the provoking method.

If it had been anyone else, she would have jumped up and chopped him off... But this was Xu Yang, and she couldn't move her hand, so she stretched out her hand, grabbed Xu Yang's collar, and pulled Xu Yang into the sarcophagus with a swipe.

"what are you doing?"

"woo woo woo woo……"

Xu Yang was panicked. Wasn't this bitch so angry that she wanted to fuck her?

He wanted to resist, but...

Even if he gets a lot of "Physique +1", how can he compare to a zombie in terms of strength?

Yun Mengxi pressed Xu Yang under her and sneered: "I will show you today how powerful I am!"

Said.

Tear!

Tear off Xu Yang's clothes!

Xu Yang: "......"

His tightly closed eyes suddenly opened!

…………

PS: The first update is here. There will be four updates today to make up for yesterday’s. Don’t worry, everyone. Although the score of our book is rising slowly, it will at least rise again, so it will never be a eunuch!